Honglouchun

Xiangyun understands that Tanchun and Baoqin are trying to cooperate with Baochai to ease the atmosphere and prevent the matter from becoming a big deal, so he also said with a smile: "Fourth younger sister thinks beautifully! I have to call Brother Qiang, and call you Auntie? Then Where is sister Lin?"

Daiyu's beautiful eyes turned sideways, and she warned: "Be careful with your skin!"

Amidst Xichun's laughter holding Yingchun, Daiyu tugged Jia Qiang's arm and advised, "Forget it, let the nanny be more careful in the future."

Only then did Jia Qiang calm down, and shouted to Li Nanny who was lying there pretending to be dead: "Kowtow who deserves to kowtow, who deserves to be compensated, who has lived to the belly of a dog? Go down and get twenty boards by yourself, don't Let me see you again."

Nanny Li stopped pretending to be dead, got up quickly, kowtowed to Keqing and said, "It's because my old servant has poured too much yellow soup, and my speech smells like farting, disturbing grandma's peace, grandma will spare me this time stop."

Ke Qing said with tears in her eyes, "That's all."

Nanny Li kowtowed again to thank her, and then walked away dejectedly.

After she left, Baoyu said to Keqing: "It's all her fault, don't be sad anymore, you can die of grievances!"

Everyone: "..."

Jia Qiang asked curiously, "Where did you just die?"

Baoyu said sadly and angrily: "I was stopped by people! Otherwise, I can't spare this bad woman! When I go home, I will report to the old lady, and I will drive her out."

Xiren couldn't help persuading him from the side: "You can't do it, Grandma Li..."

Before she could finish speaking, Baoyu jumped up and said, "What kind of grandma is she? You respect her so much? It's just because I had her milk for a few days when I was a child. Now she is bigger than her ancestors. Now that I can’t eat milk anymore, what do I do to raise my ancestors for nothing! Throw them out, everyone is clean! When I go back, I will tell the old lady!”

Sister Feng smiled and said, "Baoyu, you can take a rest. Qiang'er can take care of her because Qiang'er is the head of the clan, and Mama Li bullied the people in Dongfu again. But you are Mama Li's baby boy. I have broken my heart for you, even if it is old and dark now, I can't help you to say this. Otherwise, the old lady will not obey you. If you alarm the master, you must have a good meal to teach you how to be filial."

When Baoyu heard this, he muttered a few words, but dared not say anything more.

Sister Feng said to Keqing again: "Don't be sad, don't we girls take the blame for men? You are like this, and I am like this? You are more difficult than me... But if you have the slightest choice There is no room for this.”

As he said that, he looked at You Shi and said, "Sister-in-law, don't blame this daughter-in-law anymore. Others don't know what's going on, but you still don't know? She wouldn't go to this point if she had the slightest choice. , live in such a place, big guys, don’t laugh at anyone else, who can have one more chastity archway than anyone else?”

After all, Dan Feng glanced at Second Sister You and Third Sister You.

If you don't say that Sister Feng is very powerful, with a single word, the three sisters of You's family will be beaten to pieces.

If Jia Qiang wasn't here, Third Sister You might not be able to talk to her.

But Jia Qiang was angry just now, and Third Sister You could only bear it with shame and indignation.

Jia Qiang smiled at Sister Feng and said, "Ouch! Second Aunt's grievance, who told you to take the blame? Now Jia Lian has no place in the house, and everyone is turning to you, taking care of Jia Lian. Are you still taking the blame? Just tell me a joke!"

Sister Feng spat, seeing that the atmosphere was not as good as it was before, and seeing Jia Qiang winking with her, she said with a smile: "Don't spoil your mood today because of a woman who drank too much. In this way, Qiang'er just Say I told a joke, then you should tell one!"

Jia Qiang laughed, and said, "It's more interesting to talk about it by the fire."

Everyone had nothing to do, the girls each brought out a small log table, placed them by the campfire, and placed snacks and some side dishes, and then they stopped sitting by their campfire, sitting next to each other, huddled together, listening to Jia Qiang's talk joke.

Daiyu looked at Jia Qiang with a smile, and said, "Why don't I know, you still tell jokes?"

Jia Qiang smiled and said, "Because when we are together on weekdays, we don't need to joke at all, we are very happy."

"Ah~~~"

"Snapped!"

Sister Feng at the side picked up a branch and threw it into the bonfire, and said with a sneer, "Qiang'er, it's almost done!"

Daiyu lowered her head to avoid seeing anyone, but lightly patted Jia Qiang's arm with her small hand.

Jia Qiang laughed and said: "In other words, there used to be a man named Lu who was witty and good at talking. There was a woman next door who was serious. A friend said to Lu: "If you can say a word, make this woman laugh. Let's talk One word, if you make this woman scold the street, I will invite you as a host." Lu agreed, and the two went to find the woman together. The woman was standing at the door, and there was a dog outside. Lu hurried away for a few minutes Stepping forward, he came to the dog, knelt down with a plop, and said, "Father!" The woman jumped, and after looking carefully, she immediately laughed. Unexpectedly, Lu raised her head again, and said to the woman, "Mother!" ’ the woman cursed.”

What he said was calm, but the people around the campfire had already collapsed to the ground laughing.

Even Baochai, who has always been prudent, also covers her face with an embroidered handkerchief, her shoulders are shaking constantly.

After everyone had a good laugh, Jia Qiang said to Daiyu, "It's your turn!"

Daiyu is naturally intelligent and has read a lot of miscellaneous books on weekdays. How can she be afraid of this?

After giving Jia Qiang a bad look, she waited for the sisters and girls to calm down, then said with a smile: "The Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Temple of the Tiangong heard that there was a dutiful son Dong Yong in the world, and he ordered the seventh one before he got married. The daughter, the Seventh Fairy, went down to earth to marry him. When the six elder sisters saw the Seventh Fairy off, they said: "My good sister, if you find a filial son again in the world, you must send a letter back.'"

"Hahaha!"

Jia Qiang really didn't expect Daiyu to tell jokes, so she laughed out loud when she heard this little joke.

However, it turns out that except for a few little girls and Baoyu, the silly roe deer, the other sisters don't laugh much.

But fortunately, there was Sister Feng who leaned forward and back with a smile to join in the show. After laughing, she said: "Sister Lin, don't get carried away! Now that you have found Dong Yong, are you making fun of the other sisters?"

Only then did Daiyu come to her senses, her pretty face flushed and she said injustice, "Why did I mean that?"

Jia Qiang smoothed things over and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, we've all been registered, it's time for the next one!"

Daiyu was a little sullen, and she heard Baochai laugh and say, "I used to have a wife who was savage and jealous. Because she had been married for many years and had no children, her husband said one day, "I want to take a concubine." The wife said displeasedly: "You are so poor, how can you have the money to buy a concubine? If you have money, I can agree." So the husband desperately saved money from his private house, and borrowed some money from his friends. He took it home and told his wife, "I have saved enough money. Look at it." !' His wife snatched the money, put it in her sleeve, and bowed Yingying: "I would rather be a young man, this money just bought my slave's house."

After telling the joke, Daiyu gave a "puchi" smile, looked sideways at Sister Feng, and said, "I don't know who this joke is about?"

Sister Feng was so angry that she almost fell on her back, and then glared at Baochai again.

Baochai said innocently: "It's just what I read from the book, so why are you talking about you?"

Everyone laughed.

After a round of rounds, we arrived at Jia Huan. Jia Huan was reluctant to speak, and was taught by Tanchun: "Since you have followed life and death, you should be generous and stubborn. If you can't get on the stage like this, go to the front and talk to me." Let the dealers fight together!"

Jia Huan was afraid that his third sister would be honest after being trained, and joked: "There is a family whose daughter-in-law has been pregnant for ten months, and it is difficult to give birth when she is about to give birth. She almost wants to die of pain..."

The faces of the girls who heard this changed, and they were faintly afraid. Tanchun almost died of anger, and cursed: "Are you confused or lost? Is this a joke?!"

Jia Huan said aggrievedly, "I haven't finished yet..."

Baochai angrily said to Tanchun, "Let's let someone finish the joke, and it's never too late to teach you a lesson. Is there any reason to punish you if you don't teach?"

He said to Jia Huan again, "good brother, let's talk about it."

Daiyu glanced at Baochai with a half-smile, but said nothing.

Isn't the good brother here corresponding to the good brother just now?

It seems that she has no selfishness...

Jia Huan sniffed, and continued: "The woman gave birth to the child after two or three days of tossing, and said to her husband: 'I almost died. Fortunately, it is a boy who can carry on the family, so we should stop sharing the same bed. If there is another child, I will definitely die.'”

The sisters spat secretly, Baochai regretted that Jia Huan should not have continued talking just now.

Who knew this poor kid would tell such a joke...