How did I become king

A normal person would really accept this flattery, but Shen Zishuang has no strengths other than being pretty and slender legs.

My brain is not very good either.

In the end, Lu Gan touched the Tongqiao Sword Pill in his bosom, frowned, and nodded: "Okay, twelve, thirteen, in the future, you can follow Xing Laodao."

"Yes!"

Zhou Twelve and Zhou Thirteen nodded solemnly, turned around and walked towards Dongfanghong.

"My lord! I'm recruiting, I'm recruiting! I have committed murder!" Dongfang Hong looked at it, shouted quickly, and told the two murders he committed.

"Gone?"

Lu Gan's expression turned cold, and he was full of evil spirits.

"Gone!"

Dongfanghong shook his head, frightened like a quail.

"The case on this record is not falsified?"

Lu Gan asked coldly.

"No... no."

Dongfanghong's tone was a little weak.

"Hmph! Do you still dare to argue? Three years ago, on July 23 and July 26, you committed crimes in Lingxiang County and Shizhu County. However, Lingxiang County is in the upper left corner of Qingyang County, and Shizhu County is in the upper left corner of Qingyang County. In the lower right corner, how could you cross the entire Qingyang County to commit crimes within three days? Could you still find Mo Linma? It’s not a good compilation! You still learn to steal things! Your mother gave birth to you Did time throw people away and raise the placenta?"

Lu Gan snatched the record and threw it on Dongfang Hong's face.

Immediately, Dongfang Hong's face was blue and red and then white, just like opening a dyeing workshop.

The Xing Laodao and Lao Hei on the side are not surprised.

Only Shen Zishuang, Zhou [-], Zhou [-], and Zhou [-] were astonished, and it was the first time they heard such a fresh and refined way of swearing.

At the same time, I am also full of admiration in my heart.

Master Lu was able to discover such a small loophole. It is really admirable that he is so meticulous.

"Also! You are so ugly that the firework woman would feel sick when she saw her. She must have no wives and concubines. The warrior is full of blood, and the sun is burning day by day. Can you still hold back the beast in your heart and not steal incense and jade? Really? You are a saint descended into the world! Twelve, thirteen, throw him into the dungeon, and see if he is not honest!"

After Lu Gan finished speaking, he ordered coldly.

Martial artists use martial arts to violate the prohibition, which has always been stealing, raping and murdering.

This Dongfanghong has been involved in so many crimes that Lu Gan doesn't believe that he has never insulted an innocent woman.

As soon as these words came out, Shen Zishuang and the others added three points of respect in their hearts.

"Yes!"

On the twelfth of the week, on the thirteenth of the week, they responded and wanted to go forward.

Dongfang Hong saw it, and quickly shouted: "My lord! My lord! This is really wronging me! I really didn't commit shameless things like stealing incense and jade, insulting women! I have evidence! I really didn't lie this time!"

"Hmph! Full of sophistry! Throw it!"

Lu Gan waved his hand in disbelief at all.

"My lord, I am a eunuch! When I entered the Stealing Star Gate, I cruelly castrated myself in order to cultivate the boy's internal strength! Otherwise, I would not be able to cultivate to the peak of the physical body with my aptitude! My lord, this is true! It's true! Indeed! If you don’t believe me, take off my pants!”

Dongfang Hong let out a scream like killing a pig, and the silver needles all over her head shook violently.

"..."

Everyone's pupils shrank, shocked on the spot.

"Shen Zishuang, come here, take off his pants." Then, Lu Gan uttered a word coldly.

"Yes!"

When Shen Zishuang heard this, her face turned red with anger, she bit her lip, but she didn't dare to disobey her order, she could only take a few steps forward, the sword in her hand came out suddenly, and a cold light flashed across it.

Immediately, the sword was sheathed, and Shen Zishuang turned around, not wanting to dirty her eyes.

"So it's really a dead eunuch. It's cruel enough!" At this moment, Xing Laodao's amazed voice sounded.

The world is so big, there are quite a few warriors who come from the palace to practice divine skills.

I didn't expect to see one in person today.

"Ahem... my lord, can you help me put on my pants? It's a bit cold." Dongfang Hong looked at Zhou Shiyi with a pitiful look.

Zhou Shiyi turned to look at Lu Gan.

Lu Gan nodded, then fell into deep thought and remained silent.

After a while, he waved his hand: "It's time! Eat first!"

"it is good!"

Lao Hei responded, turned around and walked out of the dungeon with the lantern in hand.

After a while, he led two policemen and came in with some food boxes and some tables and chairs.

Several people set up tables and chairs in front of Dongfanghong and the prisoners, preparing to eat.

Xing Laodao had already burned red charcoal in the execution platform next to him, and warmed a pot of wine.

All of a sudden, the aroma of wine and food overflowed, making the eyes of all the prisoners in the iron cage shine and their stomachs growl.

Dongfanghong stretched her neck even more, eager to see through it like a duck.

"Eat."

Lu Gan ignored them, and ordered them to eat with chopsticks.

Chapter 8

This time, Lu Gan swallowed his food slowly and leisurely.

He even toasted with Sun Hei and Xing Laodao from time to time, and had a few sips.

In the ear, the red-hot carbon fire made a slight crackling sound, and bursts of warmth spread out, dispelling the biting cold wind blowing in from the entrance of the dungeon.

This was Shen Zishuang's first special dinner party.

In this moldy and damp dungeon, there are vicious criminals all around, staring fiercely like wolves, as if they want to eat her alive.

From time to time, there are mice and cockroaches crawling across the walls.

But it makes people feel an inexplicable and strange tranquility.

Unable to help, Shen Zishuang raised her eyes and secretly glanced at Lu Gan a few times, feeling extremely curious in her heart.

What kind of person is this Lu Gan?

Smelly mouth, greedy, cruel, is that really his true colors?

"What are you looking at? Hurry up and eat, and watch the night later."

Lu Gan turned his head and gave Shen Zishuang a cold look.

"Hey, old Lu, why are you so mean? This little girl is a newcomer, so why should you bother with her?"

Xing Laodao at the side said with a smile.

"Hmph! Her little brain would not be enough to feed crabs. If you don't learn a little bit more, I will be able to seal her coffin and help her spirit in less than a month."

Lu Gan said indifferently, putting down his chopsticks.

As soon as this remark came out, everyone looked weird, Zhou Shiyi wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

Even crabs can't be fed enough, isn't this mocking Shen Zishuang for his lack of brains?

"Ahem, Miss Shen, don't be angry. This old Lu is like this, bad breath, small-minded, stingy, other than that, there is no major problem."

Xing Laodao came out to smooth things over.

"Thank you, prison chief!"

Shen Zishuang gritted her teeth tightly, her eyes shot out a trace of anger, but she didn't dare to talk back to Lu Gan. After thanking her, she crazily picked up vegetables and stuffed them into her mouth.

Cheeks puffed up like a squirrel.

Gritting his teeth while stuffing it, it seems that he took the food as dry land to vent his anger.

"Big... my lord, can you give the little one something to eat, if the little one doesn't eat, I'm afraid he will really die." At this time, a begging voice came from the side, and he was very angry.

It is Dongfanghong.

This guy had his arm broken by Lu Gan, and he kicked him again. His internal organs were almost destroyed. If he didn't supplement his food vitality and apply medicine to heal his wounds, he might not be able to survive tonight.

"Want something to eat? Do you deserve it?" Lu Gan raised his glass and drank the sake without turning his head, his face as cold as iron.

"My lord! I'll recruit whatever you want! You can't do this!"

Dongfanghong's face was full of aggrieved and sad tears.

That appearance makes those who hear it sad and those who see it cry.

"Hmph! Do you really think I'm a three-year-old child? As a lone thief, why did you appear at the back door of that mansion? Where did you get the thunderbolt and fire beads in the Shenhuo Hall? Also, where is your treasure hidden?" What about it? As a lone thief, he only has 180 taels of gold, so it’s not even enough to buy a coffin for your mother!”

Lu Gan snorted coldly, took out a thunderbolt and handed it to Xing Laodao next to him.

Shenhuotang used to be a Jianghu sect, specializing in firearms and explosives. After Daxuan established the country, he directly surrendered and became one of the six sects.

Therefore, there are very few Thunderbolt Thunder Fire Pearls that have been circulated in the rivers and lakes.

Dongfanghong, a lone bandit at the pinnacle of the physical realm, actually possessed so many Thunder Fire Orbs, no matter how you looked at it, it was not normal.

Xing Laodao took the Thunderbolt Thunderball, inspected it carefully, and burped: "Hi... Yes, it is the Thunderbolt Thunderball from Shenhuo Hall, authentic! 20 taels of gold each, extremely stable, necessary for home travel hidden weapon."

The next moment, something miraculous happened.

I saw Xing Laodao twisting and turning his hands, and he didn't know how to do it. The exquisite and secret Thunderbolt Thunder Fire Orb was disassembled into seven parts and placed on the table.

Some of them are glass-clear black sand filled with strange powders.

Sniffing gently, you can also smell a little bit of sulfur gunpowder.

Seeing this scene, Shen Zishuang was startled.

Such proficient craftsmanship, I am afraid that those few forging masters in Jianyun Sect can do it.The sloppy alcoholic prison head in front of him is actually a master? !

At this moment, Dongfang Hong's eyes rolled, his face was tangled, as if hesitating whether to reveal the secret.

Before he could make up his mind, Xing Laodao picked up two pieces of black sand, walked to Dongfang Hong, and smiled: "Do you know what this is?"

Dongfang Hong shook his head in fear.

"Have you ever eaten watermelon? Have you ever seen a watermelon being hammered?" Xing Laodao asked with a malicious smile.

Dongfanghong nodded.

"Hey, these two black sands are the main medicine of Thunderbolt Fireball. One is gunpowder, and the other is iron fire salt, which is the igniter. Once mixed, it will explode immediately. I just need to crush it and throw it into your mouth. Your head , it will be like a watermelon exploding, with a bang, it will explode all over the ground."

Xing Laodao grinned grimly, reached out and grabbed Dongfang Hong's chin, and was about to throw two black sands into it.

"Uh...uh...don't! I'm recruiting! I'm recruiting!"

At this moment, Dongfang Hong completely surrendered.

"Tsk, boring."

When Xing Laodao saw it, he immediately lost interest and sat back in his seat to drink.

"Go ahead."

Lu Gan stood up and walked in front of Dongfang Hong. With a flick of his cloak, a butcher's knife more than a foot long, black on the top and white on the bottom, appeared in his left hand.

It is exactly the same as the butcher's knife and bone chopping knife in the market.

He just stared at Dongfang Hong quietly, his eyes were cold, like a black-scaled python hissing and spitting out letters in a cave.

Killing intent!

How dare he kill someone!

Dongfanghong felt this solid killing intent, and dared not hide anything, immediately said: "The small treasure is hidden under the peach tree in the Guanyin Temple in Lingxiang County. Cheats, and three Tongqiao Sword Pills of Jian Yunzong. The thunderbolt and fire beads were bought from the black market with a lot of money. I went to the mansion because I tracked a fat sheep into the mansion."

Seeing him finish talking like beans poured out of a bamboo tube, Lu Gan nodded, put away the butcher's knife, and sat back.

"Old Lu, are you going to take this guy's treasure?"