How did I become king

The next moment, on the lotus jade seat in the Hall of Eternal Life, the figure of a woman in Tsing Yi emerged.

"Suffocated me!"

The woman in Tsing Yi tilted her body, put one foot on the lotus jade seat, and skillfully twisted a ball of maroon grass silk from the cloth bag with her hand, and stuffed it into the end of a round jade tube that was more than one foot long.

Snapped.

With a snap of the fingers, a ray of flame ignited on the green fingers, igniting the maroon grass.

The next moment, the woman in Tsing Yi put the other end of the jade finger tube into her mouth, took a deep breath, and then exhaled a puff of white smoke with a satisfied face.

Immediately afterwards, she picked up the wine gourd in her arms and took a big gulp.

Lu Gan watched quietly, without speaking, and caught a glimpse of the lotus pattern on her raised ankle.

Sensing his gaze, the woman in Tsing Yi turned her head, raised her eyes, and uttered a word in a hoarse voice:

"Why, haven't you seen a Xuannv who smokes, tattoos and drinks wine?"

Chapter 375 Rules of the Palace of Eternal Life

Ten points will be deducted for indecent sitting posture.

Smoking, minus thirty points.

Tattoos, minus sixty points.

Good-looking, plus two hundred points.

Lu Gan withdrew his gaze, deliberately lowered his voice and said, "I have a friend who also likes to smoke and drink, and also likes to perm his head. I don't know where Xuannv is? I want to help him..."

"No! No!"

Before finishing speaking, the white fox squatting in front of Xuannv interrupted crisply: "In this Hall of Eternal Life, the first rule is that you must not reveal your identity! You must not reveal your place of cultivation! A fatal disaster! Five years ago, there was a careless demonic genius who, relying on the protection of the sect's immortals, blew up his identity, and ended up dead, triggering a sect war, and millions of people died ! The other descendant has not come for a long time, and he probably died too!"

"Oh? Rules?"

Lu Gan raised his eyebrows, and his eyes swept over Xuannv's face: "That is to say, the appearance of you may be fake? This Xuannv may be a big man who picks his feet, and you A fox, maybe...a dog?"

"Bah! You are the dog! Your whole family is a dog! If you say I am a dog, believe it or not, I will bite you!"

The white fox bared its teeth and stared fiercely.

"Forget it, I have a showdown. I have just received the inheritance of the Palace of Eternal Life, and I am also a newcomer. If you two have any advice, feel free to say it."

Lu Gan leaned back, leaning against the star dragon chair, and bowed his hands to the two.

"Hmph! For the sake of your knowledge, this girl will tell you... ouch!"

The white fox showed a smug expression, just in the middle of speaking, a luxuriant hand stretched out and pinched the back of her neck, interrupting her speech.

This person is naturally Xuannv.

Xuannv picked up the white fox, put it aside, exhaled a puff of smoke, and tapped the long white jade table with the jade pipe: "The secret of the Palace of Eternal Life is worth a few dollars, and you want us to tell it with empty teeth. It's kind of unkind."

"Oh? What do you want? Money?"

Lu Gan narrowed his eyes slightly.

"I don't want money!"

A flash of light flashed in Xuannv's eyes: "Give us martial arts cheats, magical weapons, and spiritual fruit pills!"

"I can't give it." Lu Gan resolutely refused: "According to your so-called first rule, once I give you martial arts cheats, or magical weapons and spiritual fruit pills, you may use some means to find me. !"

"Hee hee, Xuannv, look, this guy is not an idiot."

The white fox blinked its blue eyes.

Xuannv nodded lightly: "It's okay, you've passed the test. Susu, tell him the rules of the Palace of Longevity."

After speaking, continue to swallow the clouds.

"I'm tired."

Lu Gan bowed his hands to the white fox.

"Hee hee, the first rule is that you can't reveal your identity. Everyone uses code names or pseudonyms. Her name is Xuannv, and I'm Bai Susu. What's your name?"

On the jade table, the white fox strolled up to Lu Gan with enchanting brisk steps, squinting his eyes and asking.

Under the light of the stars, this fox's face is five points pure, four points soft, and one point charming, like a young girl who has just grown up.

The fluffy snow-white tail, swinging left and right on the long white jade table, looked very loose and soft.

Lu Gan suddenly felt an urge to rub his hands.

"What do you want to do!"

Unexpectedly, when the thought came together, the white fox seemed to sense something, his blue eyes stared, and his face was full of vigilance.

With a swoosh, she folded her body like lightning, and got into the huge bird's nest woven with green grass on the left side of the jade table that was one person tall, and turned into a girl in white clothes with a bang.

It was the one I saw last time I came in.

"You can call me 'Your Majesty' from now on."

Lu Gan glanced thoughtfully at Xuannv on the right side of the jade table, and said a word.

"no!"

"Can't!"

Xuannv, Bai Susu refused in unison.

"Why?"

Lu Gan said indifferently: "It's just a code name, why should you care?"

"Just can't! You take advantage of us!"

Bai Susu was very determined, and turned to look at Xuannv: "Xuannv, I think he has a crown of stars and nine dragons on his head, surrounded by the sun, moon and stars, like the lord of the stars, how about... let's call him a fool!"

"Idiot? Good!"

Xuan Miao's eyes lit up, and she nodded in agreement.

Stupid? ? ?

Lu Gan froze for a moment, then spread his hands and smiled: "Forget it, as long as you are happy. What about the second rule?"

"Hahahaha."

Bai Susu's smiling eyes curved like a fox: "The second rule is that in the Hall of Longevity, you can practice and learn martial arts, but you can't affect others."

These words made Lu Gan's face tremble.

In this hall of longevity, can you fight, that is to say, can you hurt others?

"don’t worry."

At this time, Xuannv changed her posture, crossed her legs, squinted her eyes, took a puff of the pipe, and exhaled: "In this hall of longevity, the descendants are protected by the star map, and no one can hurt anyone. No matter how powerful your moves are, It can't destroy anything here, so you can practice martial arts at will here."

"Understood." Lu Gan nodded.

Now he can also see that Bai Susu looks a little innocent, but it is definitely not so easy to deceive.

As for this mysterious girl, she has a sharp mind and is not easy to deal with.

"The third rule, don't bring in dirty things that are an eyesore!" Bai Susu wrinkled her jade nose, as if recalling some bad memories.

"What do you mean by that?"

Lu Gan glanced at the bong and wine gourd in Xuannv's hand.

"Hmph, last time, that demon guy was so conceited that he regarded this place as his own storage room, throwing everything in here, such as dead bodies, severed hands and feet, purple river carts, dead fish and rotten shrimps... It's simply extremely bad! Xuannv and I were so angry that we burned his things directly!"

Bai Susu said angrily.

After listening, Lu Ganruo nodded and continued to ask: "What else?"

"Gone."

After Bai Susu finished speaking, she blinked her eyes.

"Just three rules? It seems reasonable! But, can you let me try?" Lu Gan stood up with a bright light in his eyes.

"casual."

Bai Susu's eyes brightened slightly: "If you want to see if you are protected by a star map, you can hit me!"

"Good! Offended!"

Lu Gan nodded solemnly, and made a huge palm print with one palm.

Seeing this, Bai Susu jumped out and bumped into the palm print. She was sent flying to the huge bronze door with a bang, and then fell to the ground.

"Woooooo, Susu was seriously injured, it hurts so much. I want Xuannv to hug her, and Xuannv kisses me before I get up!"

Bai Susu clutched her chest, rolled on the ground and acted like a baby.

The voice sounded full of air, and it didn't look like he was seriously injured at all.

Xuannv rolled her eyes angrily, and didn't bother to pay attention to her.

Here, Lu Gan slapped himself, and the huge force hit the star dragon robe, and the star was absorbed directly in a flash.

It seems that you can't really hurt others, and you can't hurt yourself.

"Thank you both."

Lu Gan sat on the Xingchen Dragon Chair again, cupped his hands and said, "It's just that I still have a few questions, and I would like to ask you two to clarify."

"Wait!"

As soon as the words fell, Xuannv suddenly shouted, and a strange light burst out in her eyes: "Can you punch?"

(⊙_⊙)?

Lu Gan froze on the spot.

"You don't know all of this?" Xuannv frowned: "Then mahjong, Pai Gow, dice, and leaf cards must be the same for you!"

"Yes, yes, but what does this mean?"

Lu Gan couldn't turn his head around.

"Hee hee." At this moment, Bai Susu flinched back into her nest like a carp, shaking her little feet and said, "Xuannv likes to gamble, but only when I am in the Palace of Eternal Life can she find someone to gamble with her! It's a pity , No one has been here in the Palace of Eternal Life for a long time, and Xuannv and I are the only two, and we can’t enjoy gambling. Now that you are here, Xuannv can gamble as much as she wants! Let me tell you secretly, Xuannv is the happiest when she gambles, Whatever you ask, she will answer you!"

"..."

Lu Gan frowned, a little vigilant: "How big are you playing? How do I know if you are going to partner up to steal my money?"

"One or two gold antes!"

Xuannv became excited, with a gambler's light on her face: "How do you want to play? It's up to you! I will accompany you!"

"This... is not good!"

Lu Gan hesitated for a moment, nodded, and licked his lips: "Have you ever heard of Fighting the Landlord?"

Landlords?

Xuannv's eyes lit up: "Could it be some new way to play? Come and hear it!"

"it is good!"

Lu Gan nodded, and then explained.

As soon as the words fell, Xuannv disappeared with a whoosh, leaving only a sentence floating in the air: "I'll go prepare the jade token."

The speed of the vicious dog snatching food does not seem to be fake.

Dare to love this mysterious girl who eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, smokes and smokes all kinds of poisons!

Chapter 376 Prepare to celebrate birthday

In the Hall of Eternal Life, the atmosphere was extremely solemn.

On a huge long white jade table, the three descendants of the Palace of Eternal Life all had dignified expressions.

In front of the three of them, pieces of gold leaves were piled up in disorder.

At this time, Xuannv closed her eyes, her left leg was bent, and she was half kneeling on the jade seat. Her snow-white right leg was exposed from the hem of the green dress, and the white lotus tattoo pattern on it was shining brightly.