Learning Demon Cultivation System
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Yingpei has a sign that "accommodates souls of different shapes", but judging from these conservative and low-key introductions, it seems that everyone is carved out of the same mold.
The leader also felt more and more boring. Looking at Mo Nian who was rubbing his purple fingers next to him, he whispered: "What's wrong with you? You can't be so self-abuse, right?"
Mo Nian didn't answer, but continued rubbing his fingers.
"How about this..." The corner of the leader's mouth raised, and he suddenly had some thoughts, "You see, these introductions are boring, let's go up and get some real stuff, and bring the people behind us on the right track."
"I was going to tell the truth." Mo Nian said.
"Not Ukulahlwa, real self-introduction."
Mo Nian raised his hand blankly: "Aren't these all real self-introductions?"
"No, no, not at all." The leader said and stood up directly, "Let me demonstrate to you."
After speaking, the leader walked forward at a leisurely pace.
The next classmate who should have introduced himself.
Seeing this, he sat back very consciously.
There's no way...the aura is too far away...
Even Wu Yue, the organizer, just swallowed his mouth and accepted this setting.
The leader walked to the podium and leaned on it very loosely.
"Friends." The leader smiled, "Is it your first time to go to college?"
No one dared not nod.
"This trend is not right." The leader raised his hand generously at Wu Yue, "It's all because of you. If it's all introductions like this, it would be better to send out resumes in groups."
Wu Yue expressed that he was at a loss, but he didn't dare to move.
"Okay, don't be nervous, I'll say mine."
The leader said, like a CEO at a technology company's press conference, he began to walk around aimlessly, flickering along the way.
"Why did we choose this place?"
"In order to become what you want to be, in order to meet all kinds of souls."
"But the introductions from the older brothers and sisters are only the body, not the soul."
"What is a soul, gentlemen."
"It's your true appearance, your spiritual yearning."
"Why can't everyone show it? Why don't you want to show it?"
"I know, I know why."
"Follow me to think about it first." The leader Xianting nodded his forehead, "Which one of you, did your dream when you were young be to buy a house in Jijing?"
"Nonsense, of course not."
"But you will definitely become like that in the future."
"Don't lie to yourself, I know, because my Jinghua classmates back then are already like that."
"It's not an isolated phenomenon." The leader said, raising his hand upwards, and then pressing down firmly, "It's all, all, all of them have become like that, and you will too."
A miraculous phenomenon happened, and many people followed his rhythm and nodded accordingly.
In fact, it won't take that long. Those who really have a strong sense of planning already have this vision now.
"And what I want to say is." The leader stopped suddenly and nodded his head, "Any boy's childhood dream is definitely not to buy a house!"
"A fucking set, Jijing's, a fucking room in a fucking school district!"
"Why did it become like this, thousands of souls live in one appearance?"
"It's domestication, my friends."
"The world is willfully domesticating us."
"To transform our minds, to shape us into what it needs most."
"It's not free, my friend."
"not free."
"Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains."
"House is a shackle, money is a shackle, smoke is a shackle, and games are also a shackle. There is no difference between size and distance, instant gratification and long-term slavery."
"I was addicted to games, took the college entrance examination three times, and was persuaded to quit twice."
"I took a break from school and worked in the Sanhe Rijie."
"I passed the exam and played professionally in e-sports."
"I thought that was freedom."
"Well... Sanhe was really free during those days. One day's work can give you three days' play."
"But friends, this is narrow, narrow, unsustainable freedom."
"It's just cynicism achieved by lowering one's own desires and expectations."
"And we, except for the foreign student, are obviously firm materialists."
"Where is the road to materialism's freedom?"
"Comrades."
"The mentor only gave us one direction."
"Liberate productivity!"
"So I went to college again, looking at high...engineering as my direction of study."
"It's true that Jinghua Engineering is better, but I made a mistake, and I'm afraid they won't accept me..."
"In fact, at the end of this paragraph, I should stir up emotion and continue to focus on values, but I still choose to eliminate these."
"This is convenient for you to think, like, hate, or criticize me casually."
"This is your freedom."
"My name is Tu Yikou, and the above is my self-introduction, what I call the shape of my soul."
"I hope that the students in the future will maintain their style, show their own three views and thoughts as much as possible, stop memorizing resumes, and show the level that Ji Dayingpei should have."
"Okay, next one, please."
Applause appeared.
It's Mo Nian!
Applauded very seriously.
Li Zheng and the others followed closely.
At the beginning, there were only bits and pieces of applause, and more and more people gradually continued until the audience was overwhelmed.
But Tu Yikou himself didn't hear it, and walked back to the front of his row wobbling and dragging his hips.
The place was inexplicably hot, Wu Yue stood up and said, "Next classmate, please."
The classmate who was supposed to be on the stage stood up for a while, but then sat back weakly.
Damn... so pick it up.
It's hard to organize the self-introduction template...
This is a fucking leader's speech, how could it be possible to continue this stuff...
But in the back row of the classroom, the man finally stood up.
"Let me do it." Mo Nian nodded at Tu Yikou, "You succeeded."
He just staggered away from Tu Yikou in such a stupid way, and walked towards the podium step by step.
Appeared.
Another great god.
Different from Tu Yikou's relaxed state, Mo Nian stood stiffly and spoke slowly and lowly as usual.
"In view of Tu's frankness, I also decided to give an unreserved introduction so that everyone can decide whether to approach me or stay away from me."
"My name is Mo Nian. I won the National Biology Competition Championship in the third year of junior high school, and I signed a walk with Ji Da on the same day."
"Thus, the most stressful three years of high school became the most free three years."
"But I didn't take advantage of it."
"What Tu said, the kind of narrow freedom, I understand very well."
"Please allow me to explain the background."
"I'm a sex addict."
puff! ! !
Tu Yikou spat.
Brother!There is no need to tell the truth like this.
It is enough to introduce the three views of thought, there is no need to fight so hard!
At the same time, the exclamation of the students did not interrupt Mo Nian's statement.
"Maybe some people think it's just lasciviousness, and I don't disagree with that."
"But in my case, when I was 12 years old, I needed to come more than 8 times a day."
"Afterwards, as I grew older, it reached its peak at the age of 17. The bottom limit of a day is 13 times, and the upper limit... I don't know, but someone told me afterwards that I fainted for 4 days."
"Even in a state of fainting, I can do it, and there will be people who like me to sit on it."
"That's how I was in high school."
"Your high school life is spent learning."
"My high school was spent time after time."
"Because of my mature appearance, bars and night clubs will not reject me."
"I'm also very popular in software because of some of my innate talents."
"In my city, basically all the girls who go out at night know me."
"The scary thing is, as the frequency increases and the age grows, my desires and hobbies become more and more difficult to control."
"I don't want to cause discomfort to everyone, I can only say..."
"Everything you can see from legally released footage."
"It's all the way I played before I was 15 years old."
"After the 17-year-old fainted, the old doctor who treated me gave me a CD."
"In it, there is a video of an old monk practicing. I still don't know which religion it is and who the old monk is."
"There was no language in the whole process, but I was still like a demon, following him to practice Zen, to comprehend, to work hard..."
"A day later, I found out..."
"I can actually soften myself up."
"Usually, only special drugs can counter my constant firmness."
"But that day, I swallowed nothing but water."
"That feeling of relaxation and self-containedness still reverberates in my blood today."
Mo Nian said this.
Happy face.
The male students below.
full of envy.
Why should it be cured?
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