Learning Demon Cultivation System

Isn't it time for you to get 730 points in the exam and think the questions are easy?

Struggling, in Xiao Ke's domain, in this Two-dimensional abyss——

struggle!

"Yes, master, I just like your spirit, come on!"

Zhang Xiaoke sneered, and asked the third cruel question——

"When a person says [obviously I came first], as a Two-dimensional person, the first reaction should be—"

"A: Praise him."

"B: Kill him."

"C: Help him."

"D: Ignore him."

The abyss, indeed the abyss.

Li Zheng had no idea.

Even if he is facing Riemann's conjecture, he should have more ideas... At least he can try some meaningless paths...

It's so hard, it doesn't make sense.

The only thing he can be sure of is that at least the old Two-dimensional Li Yi didn't say this.

Obviously I came first...

Was this person cut in line?

Is this an indictment to the queue jumpers?

Faced with jumping the queue, should I choose [C. Help him]?

But this is a Two-dimensional topic, obviously you can't use common sense to think about it...

Lin Yujing was also in a hard fight, biting her nails.

After another difficult 30 seconds, the two showed their answers at the same time.

Li Zheng: B. Kill him.

Lin Yujing: A. Praise him.

"Wow." Zhang Xiaoke said in surprise, "I didn't expect the quality of the answer to be so high."

"Quickly tell me the answer." Li Zheng urged.

"Alas..." Zhang Xiaoke shook his head, spread his hands and said, "Master is right, it's a 2:2 draw~"

"YES!" Li Zheng shook his fist vigorously, and looked at Lin Yujing with a chuckle, "I said it, man will conquer heaven."

"Why..." Lin Yujing scratched her head and said, "I always feel that I should praise you."

Zhang Xiaoke waved his hands and laughed.

"Well, there are indeed some Two-dimensionals who will praise, but those are a few evil Two-dimensionals, and most righteous Two-dimensionals will be killed."

"[Obviously I came first] is a dialogue in "White Album". This is a love animation adapted from a game. It tells the story of a very entangled love triangle between Touma, Yukina and the hero. ,"

"Because the characters and dialogue are so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, some people support Shelley and call Dongma a mistress, while others support Dongma and call Shelley a bitch."

"This kind of debate has been going on all year round. Over time, a group of people who study the "White Album" to prove their own views have been born, and they are Bai scholars."

"Whether it's a post bar or a QQ group, Bai scholars are everywhere, forming a terrible white terror. Suddenly, everyone shouted and beat them."

"So, once a person makes a nonsensical statement like 'Obviously I came first', then as a responsible Two-dimensional, the first reaction must be to kill him and maintain the order of this world."

"Of course, there are also a small number of evil elements who will choose to praise him. It is right to kill such people as well."

"Finally, after I have said so much, there is actually only one reason for this question——"

Zhang Xiaoke rounded his face as he spoke, and waved his arms round:

"Dongma Xiaosan aaaaa..."

Lin Yujing reached out her hand and clicked on mute, then said to Li Zheng, "How do you know?"

"Damned." Li Zheng sneered, "If normal thinking doesn't work, just choose the most nonsense."

"It's all right..." Lin Yujing bit her nails and said, "It must be Uncle Li's Two-dimensional legacy."

"You don't understand. Men are still teenagers until they die." Li Zheng laughed, "I suddenly became interested. Go back and look for some comics."

After finishing speaking, he clicked the contact mute.

"Aaaaa!!" Zhang Xiaoke just finished shouting, panting heavily, "So, the final question, are you ready?"

"bring it on."

"Well!"

Zhang Xiaoke excitedly opened his mouth——

"The defeated dog refers to the character who failed in the love and party struggle. He obviously put his heart and effort into it, but in the end he could only watch the male protagonist get together with other characters."

"Then, among the following characters, which one is not a defeated dog?"

【A. Sawamura·Spencer·Eriri】

【B. Yuihama Yui】

【C. Rem】

【D. Nakano Kazuka, Nakano Nino, Nakano Miku, Nakano May】

【E. Ogiso pickled vegetables】

【F. Raspberry】

[F. All of the above! 】

Li Zheng couldn't take it anymore: "Why are there so many choices for this question?"

"It should be a dog word, Xiao Ke is more excited..." Lin Yujing looked at Zhang Xiaoke who was panting heavily on the screen and said, "I already know the answer..."

After finishing speaking, Lin Yujing easily wrote down the answer, turned over the paper, and gestured "please" to Li Zheng.

Looking at the excited Zhang Xiaoke, he tasted Lin Yujing's choice.

Li Zheng didn't need to think too much.

Obviously, this is a hobby question, Zhang Xiaoke has a morbid love for this kind of loser characters.

With so many options, it's nothing more than rubbing salt in their wounds to satisfy Zhang Xiaoke's hobby.

The so-called evil element in Two-dimensional is probably referring to herself...

After writing down the answer, Li Zheng directly showed the scroll——

[F. All of the above! 】

"Hey..." Lin Yujing couldn't hold back her mouthful of laughter, squinting her eyes and slowly revealing her answer——

【C. Rem】

"What?!" Li Zheng was shocked, "You lied to me!"

"Is there?" Lin Yujing spread her hands innocently, "I just said that I know the answer~~"

However, Zhang Xiaoke on the screen panicked: "Wait... Jingjing, what's the matter with your self-confidence... My correct answer is indeed F!"

"No." Lin Yujing shook her head and said, "From your definition, whether a character becomes a loser or not can only be determined when the story is completely over, and the story where Rem is in should not be over yet."

Zhang Xiaoke's eyes widened: "...Hmmm!! So... Rem does still have a chance!!"

She then asked, "But how do you know that Rem's story is not over? It doesn't make sense."

Lin Yujing sneered and said, "I have a group of Two-dimensional colleagues. No matter how busy they are every week, they will get together to watch animations at a designated time every week. I don't know anything else. I just remember that they said 'Rem my wife', 'Hui I didn’t expect to use a few words like “My wife at night”.”

"That is to say..." Zhang Xiaoke glared and said, "Because you found out that your colleagues said 'Leim' when they were chasing fans, you made sure that Lei Mu's story is not over, and then used the definition of 'defeated dog' to overthrow my statement." The original answer... as expected of Jing Jing, this is a victory for scientists."

"Wait..." Li Zheng sat stiffly on the chair. Although he was on the verge of despair, he still wanted to struggle, "Why?! Isn't your colleague also my colleague? Why didn't I notice that they watched together? cartoon?"

Lin Yujing stood up with a smile, and walked towards Li Zheng step by step.

Every step he took, he became taller and crueler.

When he walked in front of him, he was already as terrifying as a demon king.

"Because you've been studying." Old Devil Lin patted Li Zheng on the head and sneered, "Are you ready?"

"..."

On the screen, Zhang Xiaoke also cleared his throat.

"Then I declare."

"This week, Quiet wins!"

"Master must transform into an invincible and considerate little boyfriend within 7 days."

"Pet Jingjing, love Jingjing, satisfy Jingjing's unreasonable demands, as humble as the Uncle Li in his mouth."

"At the same time next week, you can ask me to ask questions again."

"Okay, ring the bell and the get out of class is over, and the Chinese class is next, so I dare not escape."

"Master, come on~"

"Wait." Li Zheng stared at the screen and said, "The title is too malicious, I want to add a study task for you..."

"Oh, the signal is bad, Director Sun is here! Oh, Director, please don't confiscate my mobile phone!"

After a false shake of the screen, the signal was completely interrupted.

Li Zheng heaved a long sigh.

Academic value is not absolute, who knew it would be such a coincidence this time...

It's only a week, and it's passed by gnashing your teeth. Lao Li has been there for decades, so he is quite happy.

Lin Yujing was lucky this time, and next time she had to find someone more reliable to write the question.

At this time, Lin Yujing had already crouched back to the window at the beginning.

He stomped his foot hard.

"Angry, you bully!"

As if going back in time, everything returned to the original state.

Quiet is still that quiet.

It's just that Li Zheng is no longer the man who is not angry and arrogant.

After struggling for a long time, he finally pulled the chair over and gently patted Lin Yujing on the back.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry..."

"Hmph~~~" Lin Yujing twisted her body, "Pat sleep!"

"Just keep taking pictures until you fall asleep..."

"Yeah." Lin Yujing groaned and said, "If you find it annoying, just get up..."

"Don't bother, don't bother." Li Zheng rubbed and patted Lin Yujing's back lightly, "Sleep...sleep...my dear..."

"Stop singing, stop singing... just shoot."

"Oh……"

In no time.

There was a snoring sound weaker than Wangcai's.

Lin Yujing really fell asleep on her stomach!

Eh?It's quite coaxing.

Looking at Lin Yujing who fell asleep with a sweet smile.

Li Zheng realized.

Turns out she wanted it.