Learning Demon Cultivation System

"Ah?" Li Zheng swallowed and turned back, "But it's written all over your face that you want to build rockets."

"No matter how powerful the rocket is, it can't fly too far." Lin Yujing raised her head slightly, looked at the starry sky and sighed, "Did you forget that even the fastest rocket can only travel 0.002 miles in a lifetime?" A light-year journey."

"That's right..." Li Zheng also raised his head with her, and sighed blankly, "There are so many stars tonight."

Lin Yujing pointed to a star casually: "No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to complete one billionth of this journey."

"right……"

"So, although the space station must be very exciting, the more exciting must be in the telescope, right?"

"right……"

"You scum." Lin Yujing turned to look at Li Zheng, who was looking up and staring blankly, and smiled, "Not everyone can see through astronomical telescopes, so try to score 10 points lower than me first."

"It's easy to catch." Li Zheng didn't bow his head, but still looked up, "So, you're lazy again, you escaped the most difficult task, and just want to watch the most beautiful result, right?"

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, scumbag." Lin Yujing came back to her senses, lowered her head slightly and murmured, "There is a time limit for solving problems, and life has its own length, so what if you try your best to turn 0.002 into 0.004? Laziness is not terrible, but stupidity is terrible."

"That's right..." Li Zheng stared blankly at the starry sky and said, "But this idiot will become stronger, much stronger than you imagined, and one day he will be stronger than everyone... Although these stars are far away, people The lifespan of a human is indeed limited, but as long as we fly fast enough, even time can be frozen for us, ten million light-years are only an instant, right?"

Speaking of this, Li Zheng suddenly looked at Lin Yujing: "That's it, I know what I want."

"..." Lin Yujing turned her back and said tremblingly, "The theory of relativity...is still too simple...Even scum like you can use it to trick you..."

"Heh, I'm a real guy, your way of solving problems is more like a liar, okay?"

"You're still talking about me? You're going to be higher than me in the exam first."

"Hehe, I'll definitely do it next time." Li Zheng kicked up the bike, "It's settled, when I'm stronger than you, you just listen to me and stop beeping there."

"I didn't say yes! Then I don't listen!"

After Lin Yujing shouted for a long time, she turned around and found that Li Zheng had long since disappeared.

Stomp.

"Scumbag pig's trotters!"

An old man who was walking around late at night happened to pass by and tugged at his wife's arm.

"Ah, it's nice to be young."

My wife took a closer look: "Hey, isn't this Jingjing? Jingjing..."

"What's wrong with Jingjing, Jingjing can't be young?" The old man laughed.

"Hmm..." Lin Yujing turned her head and blushed when she saw the two of them, "Hello, Grandpa Zhang, Hello, Grandma Zhao..."

"Okay, okay." The old man blushed with a smile, "Go home quickly, don't freeze."

But the old lady leaned forward and asked, "Quiet, is that young man a classmate? He's very energetic."

"Hmm..." Lin Yujing lowered her head, "I'm not active, don't tell my mom..."

After saying that, he turned around and ran into the unit door.

Seeing the back of her rushing into the corridor, the old lady couldn't help laughing.

"It's nice to be young..."

Chapter 196 Guess Guess Guess Guess Guess

The next day, news of Li Zheng's birthday had already spread.

Although it was actually Zhang Xiaoke's plan, Li Zheng blamed Jiang Qinghua for everything.

This mouth is really big enough.

But Zhang Xiaoke didn't become arrogant for too long.

At noon, when Li Zheng returned to the classroom after eating, he happened to see Zhang Xiaoke secretly placing gifts on his desk, so he caught him.

"Ha!" Li Zheng rushed over with his eyes wide open, "It turns out that you are the one with thick eyebrows and big eyes!"

"Ahhh..." Zhang Xiaoke hurriedly put down a few boxes of presents, and ran away with his head in his arms, "It's all good intentions, Master."

"What a fart, it's very troublesome to return the gift." Li Zheng chased and scolded, "Do you know that because this time, I have to remember a bunch of people's birthdays, and if I miss them, I will feel inexplicably guilty."

"Okay, okay, no one wants you to pay it back."

"Yes! I have already fallen on November 11st, and I have to repeat it every day to deepen my memory."

"what the hell!"

After running around, Zhang Xiaoke had already run back and got under his desk, looking at Li Zheng with tears in his eyes: "It's obviously a kind birthday celebration... You are too much, Master."

It was impossible for Li Zheng to really do anything to her, so he had no choice but to sit down bitterly: "This is the end, no more publicity is allowed."

"Yes, yes." Zhang Xiaoke withdrew her tears, smiled, climbed out and sat back in her seat, looked at the gift boxes on Li Zheng's table, rubbed her hands together and said, "It's all anonymous~ only I know the answer~ I guessed right Only then can I get it~"

"Then I guess Liu Xin is fine, and all will be returned."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, hurry up~"

"It's so boring..." Although Li Zheng said so, his eyes still turned to the table.

A total of seven gift boxes should have been conspired by people close to Zhang Xiaoke.

Basically it's a good guess.

"That is to say..." Li Zheng muttered, "Jiang Qinghua, Liu Xin, you, Xu Mengxi, Qiao Bixia and Lin Yujing, all of them?"

"Hey!" Zhang Xiaoke nodded steadily, "there is another Liu Yuexuan."

"Oh?" Li Zheng couldn't help looking at Liu Yuexuan, the representative of the Chinese class in the front row.

Liu Yuexuan was also looking at this side, Lao Yuan waved his hand and smiled, "Happy birthday~"

"Thank you." After Li Zheng smiled back, he turned his face and gave Zhang Xiaoke a zombie face, "Thanks to you, I want to remember another birthday."

"Don't...don't be so scary..." Zhang Xiaoke said in a panic, "At worst, I'll help you return the gift..."

"It's really troublesome." Li Zheng sighed, then picked up the top pink gift box.

Judging from this color scheme, it should be a gift from a girl.

Although he said it was troublesome, Li Zheng still had a small expectation in his heart.

After all, this is the first time anyone other than my parents gave me a birthday present...

Never even had a greeting card before.

"Quick disassembly, quick disassembly, hurry up." Zhang Xiaoke raised his eyebrows and said, "The rule is to see the gift clearly before guessing. If the guess is wrong, give it to the guessed person."

Li Zheng snorted, and suddenly became interested: "That is to say, if this gift is from Liu Xin, but I guess it is Jiang Qinghua, then this gift belongs to Jiang Qinghua?"

"Hey!" Zhang Xiaoke jokingly bumped into Li Zheng, "It's good to guess all about Zhang Xiaoke!"

"Dream." Li Zheng unpacked the package in a few clicks, and then fell into a daze.

Unexpectedly, under the pink wrapping paper.

It turned out to be a tensioner.

Then the result, there is no suspense.

"Qiao Bixia..." Li Zheng sighed dully.

"Congratulations, I got a pair of stretchers." Zhang Xiaoke laughed and gestured, "I will train my chest muscles hard in the future, Master."

At the same time, there was a loud "ha!" from outside the door, and Qiao Bixia happily walked into the classroom: "I waited for you on the basketball court until six o'clock yesterday, so I have lived up to my kindness."

"Thank you..." Li Zheng couldn't dodge it, so he had to be photographed again by Qiao Bixia, "It was a special situation yesterday, so I must play basketball today."

"Okay, I succeeded in giving the gift, let's open the next one." Qiao Bixia urged.

"Yes." Li Zheng tore open the small blue package below.

It was a book with the same blue cover, with the elegant words "Fortress Besieged" printed on it.

Also no suspense.

"Liu Yuexuan." Li Zheng rushed to Liu Yuexuan who was in the front row and nodded again.

However, Liu Yuexuan did have a miserable expression: "No, it's Zhang Xiaoke..."

"???" Li Zheng stared, "How is it possible? Zhang Xiaoke has this culture?"

"I have it, master..." Zhang Xiaoke burst into tears again, and punched him with a fist, "I obviously gave my favorite book to the master... how can I be uneducated!"

This time Li Zheng didn't punch, but endured silently.

Knowing the face but not the heart.

Zhang Xiaoke turned out to be literate...

But Liu Yuexuan didn't want the book after all, so he gave it to Li Zheng to get it.

Li Zheng also took a deep breath and opened the third rainbow package.

It was a box of Chenguang signature pens, tied together with a stack of brand new homework books.

Li Zheng's eyes lit up immediately.

Good stuff, practical.

Such a sincere gift.

"Liu Xin!" Li Zheng shouted with open arms.

Liu Yuexuan in the front row once again wanted to cry without tears: "It's me..."

"Ah..." Li Zheng scratched his scalp, "Anyway, it's useless for Liu Xin to ask for this, so I'll take it."

fourth box.

The old wind-up mouse toy...

Li Zheng couldn't help rubbing his forehead.

No normal person would give an 18-year-old high school student a toy like this.

This is obviously not for people to play...

It's for cats.

Then there can only be one result.

"Lin Yujing." Li Zheng sighed with some disappointment, "Understood, I will play for Wangcai."

However, Liu Xin rushed in: "Brother Li, it's me, Brother Li!"

"???"

"This is the clockwork mouse that I cherished since I was a child, the most precious memory, Brother Li!" Liu Xin grabbed the clockwork mouse, pointed to the notch on the side, and said, "There is also my name here, which symbolizes our Friendship never fades."

"Ah..." Li Zheng was confused, "I'm sorry..."

"I don't care, I will give it to you if you guess wrong." Liu Xin stuffed the mouse into Li Zheng's arms, "You are not allowed to play with the cat, you must treasure it carefully."

"……it is good."

When he opened the fifth box, Li Zheng, who had made several mistakes, panicked.

No, I can no longer be so blindly confident.

People's external and internal, often contradictory.

Under Zhang Xiaoke's exaggerated appearance, there is a serious literary heart.

In Liu Yuexuan's literary and artistic temperament, there is a core of pragmatism.

After Liu Xin's mindless presumptuousness, there is a deep delicacy and tenderness.

Qiao Bixia is the only one who looks the same.

The other way around, there is a better chance.

呲!

The fifth box was torn open.

It's the full set of Xue Jiqian's album CD!