Learning Demon Cultivation System

Everything you dress up is fake.

Only by using knowledge as bait can you catch it.

……

At around eight o'clock in the evening, Shi Yangcai left the restaurant with many inches and stepped on the elevator.

Everyone looked at each other in silence, dull.

Oh shit.

This half-day rest is better than nothing.

After parting, Shi Yang returned to the door lonely with his hands in his pockets, and only rang the doorbell when he saw that the "Do Not Disturb" light was off.

After confirming that no one was in the room, he sighed, swiped his card to open the door, entered the room and turned on the lights.

Looking at the empty room, and the piles of physics books and comics on the desk, he sighed again.

Why can't I meet a beautiful and cute girl who likes chemistry?

With such doubts in mind, he went to the bathroom alone, brushed his teeth alone, took a bath alone, and prepared to go to bed alone.

Just as he was about to go to bed, his expression suddenly tightened.

hair!

long hair!

He picked up the long hair on the bed sheet in amazement.

Eye sockets gradually reddened.

Damn it!

Li Zheng!

Why... on my bed!

Between grief and indignation, the door opened.

Shi Yang pinched his hair and rushed to the door in a hurry.

But before he started cursing, he froze.

fuck.

This is forcing.

He became handsome again.

The new cropped sexy side points, the new macho shape leather jacket.

Brand new leather boots, brand new burst denim.

Plus that slightly groomed light stubble.

Why the hell are you?

Why do you become brothers with this kind of person?

I dare not talk to him!

Li Zheng was standing in front of the door with two big bags, but he was a little shy: "Change your look and get used to it."

"..." Shi Yang gritted his teeth for a long time, and finally raised his hand to reveal the strand of hair, "I found it on my bed, you...you explain it."

Li Zheng looked at the hair.

This scene feels familiar.

He vaguely remembered.

One day after Tang Zhifei's home visit.

Ning'er picked up the hair on the sofa, and Lao Li did the same.

At that time, Lao Li was in a panic, so he helped him out by himself.

Of course Li Zheng didn't panic at all, he just went into the room and closed the door: "She's sitting on your bed, isn't it strange that she won't get off?"

"Just... sit?"

"Looks like you're still lying down?"

"Damn! Why don't you lie in your bed?"

"I had a lot of things on my bed at the time."

"Ugh!" Shi Yang hugged his head, "It's so fucking reasonable!"

"Okay, just lie down for a while, what's the big deal." Li Zheng put down his things, put on his slippers and went into the bathroom, ready to brush his teeth, "I know you like spicy food, and there are spicy crayfish for you in your bag, just six Just, don't eat too much."

"Oh?" Shi Yang's nose twitched instantly, following the smell, he found a box of crayfish from Li Zheng's bag, and his sadness turned into joy in an instant, "Okay, brother, you understand me!"

"If her mother hadn't come, I would have asked you to come with me." Li Zheng squeezed the toothpaste and said with a smile, "Eat it while it's hot."

"Mom?" Shi Yang sat down in front of the bathroom door, opened the lunch box and said in surprise, "Her mother...brought her to see you together? So...open?"

"What are you thinking? I just dropped in on a business trip." Li Zheng cursed with his toothbrush in his mouth, "Her mother ordered all these lobsters directly, just to bring them back for you."

"Good mother, good mother." Shi Yang put on plastic gloves, grabbed a crayfish and started to chew, muttering as he gnawed, "Brother Zheng... I've been with you for so long, and I haven't improved much. Ah... Otherwise, you should teach me some secret skills, how did you make the girl so determined to come to you from a thousand miles away?"

"It's clearly a concern among classmates, why are you so disgusting when you say it..." Li Zheng rinsed his mouth and shook his head, "Indeed, your emotional intelligence is too low, let me give you three hard rules, these three rules, You just have to abide by it, although it will limit your performance, but you will never suffer, and it is better not to perform.”

"Brother Zheng, please!" Shi Yang swallowed the lobster meat in one gulp, and looked up at Li Zheng without taking his eyes off it.

After thinking for a while, Li Zheng cleared his throat and said, "First, take care of your eyes and mouth, don't look where you shouldn't look, don't say what you shouldn't say, and fully respect each other, even if you have evil thoughts in your heart." , but also try to pretend to be relaxed, pretending to be well-informed and unruffled, to sum it up in five big words-steady and not frivolous."

Shi Yang nodded again and again: "It makes sense... But how can you be prudent and not frivolous?"

"Well... it's almost the state of discussing chemistry problems."

"Okay, I'm good at this." Shi Yang couldn't wait, and pulled out another crayfish, "What about the second one?"

"Second, you can only trust women's expressions, not what they say." Li Zheng said while rinsing his mouth, "When human beings communicate face to face, the amount of information revealed by expressions is the most and the most accurate. Especially when communicating with women, what they say is basically disturbing the audiovisual, which is equivalent to the distraction item of the multiple choice question, and it is very easy to get tricked."

"!!!" Shi Yang's scalp tingled, as if pepper in a crayfish had gotten on his head, and exclaimed, "So that's it! Women's words are used to disrupt, and expressions are king! As expected of Brother Zheng, Awesome."

"There's nothing exciting about this. It's just an entry-level level." Li Zheng explained while rinsing his toothbrush. At the end of the conversation, even if she says "Wow Shiyang, you are so smart", don't believe it. At this time, you take the initiative to say, "You should be busy first, and we will discuss this question when you are done." On the contrary, you will gain more goodwill."

"Got it, Teacher Li." Shi Yang patted his thigh, "No wonder! Girls only talk to me once and then ignore me again. Are there any other examples like this?"

"There are too many to list, let's take Lin Yujing as an example..." Li Zheng admired the shape of Hu in the mirror, and said with a smirk, "She seldom speaks, so most of the time she can only judge by her expression. Interestingly, she Her facial expressions are often opposite to her thoughts, for example, she glared at me fiercely, not because she hates me, but because she expects me to work harder and bring her more challenges and stimulation.”

"Wow! I don't understand this at all, Mr. Li."

"No way, this is already the third floor. Your rank is too low, so let's accumulate slowly." Li Zheng packed up the toothbrushing cup, went out of the bathroom, and taught face to face, "The last third, forever, forever, forever , don't take the initiative to provoke topics with "sexual elements", let alone talk about "picking up girls". This kind of thing is like blowing out the alcohol lamp with your mouth when doing experiments. Zero."

Shi Yang said in a daze, "Aren't girls very open nowadays?"

"Idiot, openness depends on the person, and you have to be familiar with it to a certain degree." Li Zheng nodded vigorously, "If you are not in the other party's favor zone, you will only ruin yourself. Even if you are, you have to be cautious."

Shi Yang swallowed, and panting, he asked, "Then...if a girl initiates...what about that topic?"

"Well... this..." Li Zheng shook his head heavily, "I have never experienced it... From my point of view, this kind of thing will disturb the mind and affect the study. It is best to discuss it after marriage .If there are girls who try to plot against me in high school... I will probably stay away from it, just like the 174 girls who wrote me love letters."

"..." Shi Yang felt serious discomfort, and with a "squeak", he bit the lobster's head, "Damn it...you said you were not scum..."

However, as a man of science, he still discovered Li Zheng's loophole, and immediately spat out the lobster head and asked, "You're talking about high probability, so what are the remaining small probabilities?"

"You're asking too much, don't push yourself too far." Li Zheng stepped back and retreated to the bathroom, "Okay, now, according to the Feynman learning method, you can refine and summarize it yourself."

"Okay, Teacher Li..." Shi Yang had to put down the lobster for the time being, crossed his legs and meditated, "When you are with girls, you must look directly into each other's eyes, keep your eyes on each other, and discuss your studies seriously and seriously. At the same time, you must always Observe the other person's expression, as long as the other person is slightly annoyed, ask her to leave, and always speak honestly, never be ambiguous, is that what you mean?"

"It's not bad." Li Zheng nodded reassuringly, "This is basically how I get along."

"I learned it, I'll make it into a jingle and recite it."

"Well, there's no way, with your comprehension, just memorize it by force."

"Let Teacher Li worry about it." Shi Yang shouted with all his strength, "I want to be a scumbag like Teacher Li!"

"Ok?"

"It's a hunk, a hunk."

"Ah."

Chapter 181 I Always Feel I Missed Something

This night when the lights were off and going to bed, Shi Yang, for the first time, did not discuss women, but recited jingles.

I believe that after learning this trick, he will definitely be able to create an upright learning personality.

That way the girls won't hate him anymore.

Although it is unlikely to like him.

But at least, it can be pulled back to zero from a negative value.

Thinking that Shi Baoer will definitely improve a lot in the future, Li Zheng is very pleased.

He lay on the bed and checked the system after a long absence.

The student movement challenge for the title of Heavenly Demon is really too difficult, so I can only follow the fate.

Fortunately, this does not conflict with choosing one of the three upgrade tasks.

I have been working hard to go shopping before, and I didn’t bother to read it, but now it’s just right.

【Li Zheng】

【Game currency: 25】

[Relaxation Level: Lv4↑]

[Distance upgrade: relax 2/720 (hour)]

[Please choose Lv4 reward——]

[A]

[Big Brother Painter: Publish original paintings on major social platforms, and get more than 100 million views within two weeks. 】

[Reward: Get the title of master painter, painting relaxation rate 30% ↑, upper limit 30% ↑]

[B]

[Five sons enrolling: At the high school stage, collect the gold medals in the national competition of the five major discipline competitions. 】

[Task progress: 1/5]

[Reward: Reconstruction of general knowledge—break through the barriers of subject language, integrate and reconstruct various types of knowledge into a unified general knowledge, greatly compress memory content (98%+), and greatly improve memory ability (500%+ ). 】

[C]

[Campus Dominator: Cross-class, cross-grade support their own forces, thereby dominating more than half of the school's classes, and publicly disrespecting the principal, gaining a deterrent force that surpasses the principal. 】

[Reward: 70 game coins, Fall III DEBUFF, learning efficiency permanently dropped to 0, and reverse corruption system started, trying to wake up the old rulers and push the world into the abyss of eternal irrationality. 】

This time...not to mention anything else...

The path of depravity... is really bottomless.

This magical narrative...

Like whispers in the ear...

Whispers in dreams...

Awakened man's worship of irrational...disordered pleasure...

It makes people... I still want to choose...

Just now.

Shi Yang turned over suddenly.

"No, I still can't help but ask... Is a girl's tongue cool and sweet?"

Li Zheng was pulled back to reality in an instant.

He took a deep breath and gasped for breath, staring at the ceiling stupidly.