The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

But this glass of wine, I, Yang Qun, said that I can't drink it anymore! "

"That's right!"

Ding Li, who had drunk a little too much, threw his wine glass on the ground and said in a crying voice:

"Eldest son has a natural help, we follow the son, it is a lifetime blessing,

Mr. Mi Fu's nonsense makes me so angry! "

Mi Fang is completely stupid at this moment, he never thought that his modest words would be interpreted by these scumbags like this,

What kind of education did these people receive?

Mi Fang has always regarded herself as Liu Chan's elder, and she thought that Liu Chan was born with modesty and was by no means the appearance of a famous general.

It is very likely that Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang will arrange a few famous generals for him in this battle, so that he can get good grades.

What I said in this scene should be the only way to appease these arrogant soldiers.

But I never expected to hear what these people mean...

A Dou is actually the leader of these people? !

Is it A Dou who commanded them all the way to defeat bandits, fight Cao Jun, and capture Pound Changdiao?

That's something a 12-year-old can do.

"uncle……"

If others misunderstood, Liu Chan would have come out to smooth things over a long time ago.

But he had the heart to hit Mi Fang, and seeing the indignation of the soldiers, he shook the Coke in his hand, sat still slowly, and said in a rough voice:

"Mi Fang."

Mi Fang shuddered immediately, and turned around in a panic,

Seeing Liu Chan's contemptuous expression on his face, and the lack of gentleness and kindness in his eyes, he couldn't help being startled.

"Adou, you are..."

"Mi Fang, last night the moon shook the southwest, and the guest star was shining brightly and glowing red,

In the east there is a cloud of blood red and shaped like a corpse,

What is the sign of this, you know it in your heart.

Mi's virtue is profound, and he cannot bear your misfortune, begging me to save your life,

On a whim, Liu Chan went to Jingzhou to help you, all because of my secret promotion,

If you are stubborn, it is God's will,

That's all for now, let's do it for ourselves! "

Pretending to be a god and playing ghosts is a familiar thing once and twice.

So many people regard Liu Chan as a god, and the more times Liu Chan is thick-skinned, the probability of revealing his secrets will naturally be greatly reduced.

The moon quakes in the southwest, the guest star is bright and red, and in the east there is a cloud of blood and blood that looks like a corpse.

This is the nonsense that Zhou Qun spit out like beans poured out of a bamboo tube when he knelt in front of Liu Chan.

Although Liu Chan didn't know what he meant by rambling, but Xin Dao Zhou Dashen said there must be something,

So he deliberately recited it, and waited for it to be used when it was useful.

Wait, I seem to have forgotten to say the most important sentence,

If you don't say it, Liu Chan will really be suffocated.

He saw Mi Fang looking at him in fear, and suddenly there was another long howl, which made Mi Fang tremble in fright.

"Liu Chan is the man of destiny,

30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor! "

Mi Fang: ...

Chapter 42 The girl of that year

Mi Fang lived in Xuzhou for a long time, not only saw the yellow scarf, but also saw the great god Gun Ruorong.

When they were insulted, the eyes of the believers around them were the same as those of Liu Chan's subordinates.

That's really...

I can't wait to chop up those who insulted my leader into meat sauce and eat it raw.

A Dou is so young, how did he learn the tricks of those magic sticks?

Many people in Liu Chan's army had seen the scene of "Haotiantianxiafan" that day,

Seeing Haotian coming again this time, he hurriedly fell to his knees, and said with sincerity and fear:

"Disciple Gou Fu, refer to Haotian God."

Liu Chan still wanted to continue pretending to say something, but don't bully the young man to say something poorly.

He felt refreshed, the arrogance he had just now could no longer hold back, and if he continued speaking, he might reveal his secrets.

He quickly pretended to tremble all over, and said in surprise:

"Xiaoxing, me, what are you doing?"

Speaking of which, although Liu Chan's face has thickened a lot recently, it is always embarrassing and embarrassing to say that he is playing tricks in front of his loyal subordinates and boasting that he is the man of destiny.

This is quite similar to the panic of being at a loss,

Mi Fang saw it clearly, and thought to herself, could it be that she was talking to herself just now...

Really not A Dou?

That's right, what about moonquakes... like a corpse is not something that Adou's level of education can say.

Mi Fang suddenly felt a chill down her back.

Are there really ghosts and gods?

Liu Chan looked at Mi Fang who was at a loss, nodded suddenly as if suddenly enlightened, and said:

"I understand. It must be that my mother misses my uncle. I am afraid that my uncle will not believe me, so I use the body of Adou to report the news!"

When A Dou mentioned Mrs. Mi before, Mi Fang only said that he was talking nonsense,

Seeing Liu Chan showing his supernatural powers at this meeting, he was suddenly in a state of confusion, and a girl with bright teeth and red lips appeared in front of him again.

The girl called out to herself with a milky voice, and followed behind her step by step, begging for a big golden bead from herself,

And he held the golden bead high above his head, teasing the girl to stretch her arms, jumping high and high in front of him...

This clear scene is in front of my eyes, but it was already decades ago.

The girl back then turned into a pile of loess long ago, and she also left her hometown, from Xuzhou facing the sea to the edge of Jiangling water,

From a carefree boy who played happily with his sister every day, he became a philistine and cunning prefect of Nanjun.

"Second brother, my sister is getting married, you have to take care of everything,

Don't go after every penny, don't drink too much, don't fight with others. "

In my impression, the girl is quite unfamiliar with the older brother,

The relationship with my older brother is the best.

Even when she married Liu Bei and left the house, she never forgot to tell herself to take care of everything.

even...even...

Me, why did I not believe it when Ah Dou mentioned it before?

My sister is obviously the best to me, even in the sky, she also thinks of me as the second brother,

Why didn't I believe it at first!

Mi Fang was heartbroken, and couldn't help slapping herself backhanded.

Liu Chan didn't know why Mi Fang suddenly went mad, but seeing Mi Fang's expression was quite guilty and gentle, and felt a little more guilty for Mrs. Mi who had never met before.

Aunt, for the sake of uncle, Ah Dou can only borrow Aunt's name,

I hope that my mother will not blame me in the sky, but I must bless Ah Dou.

Liu Chan silently prayed in his heart, and said with a pious expression on his face:

"Uncle, don't worry. My mother is practicing under the heavenly God, and her blessings are endless and profound.

Definitely protect Adou and uncle.

As long as uncle doesn't suffer from Jiangdong Lu's tricks, grandma can rest assured. "

Mi Fang nodded heavily, with a fierce look in her eyes:

"Thanks to Adou for sending the report, I don't know the Jiangdong Lu family,

If he meets him in the future, he will be the first to strike and kill him! "

Seeing what Mi Fang said was decisive, Liu Chan was also slightly relieved.

He asked Gou Fu and Zhuge Qiao to take their soldiers back to the camp to rest.

He himself lived in Mi Fang's house, and gave Mi Fang the opened can of Coke to taste.

After drinking this miraculous cola, Mi Fang didn't have the slightest doubt.

Holding the Coke can, with tears in his eyes, he bowed humbly to the starry sky outside, and murmured:

"Sister, don't worry, brother will never forget this blood feud,

I must, must avenge you! "

When Liu Bei was defeated by Cao Cao in Xuzhou, Guan Yu was captured, and Mrs. Mi was killed in the rebellion.

There is no such thing as a romantic ride for thousands of miles in history,

The marriage between Mrs. Mi and Liu Bei began in Xuzhou, and ended early in this land. After all, she was unable to see the scenery farther away in her life.

When she was young and hot-blooded, Mi Fang always thought of avenging her sister, she must kill those bandits under Cao Bandit,

But Cao Cao's power is so huge,

In the beginning, there were Er Yuan, Lu Bu, Ma Chao, and Liu Biao who dared to fight against Cao Cao.

In the end, only Sun Liu was left.

Mi Fang has given up the idea of ​​revenge,

But today, this thought that had been suppressed for a long time spewed out again uncontrollably.

"Doo, Dudou, you can talk to God,

Ask God, can we set the Central Plains in the north, fight against evildoers and eradicate traitors? "

Liu Chan nodded immediately and said:

"God said that the Han Dynasty can be prosperous, and the Cao bandits can be eliminated!"

"That's good!" Mi Fang seemed to have grasped the life-saving straw, excitedly,

"Well, I feel hopeful.

Guan Laoer defeated Cao Ren this time, and the lord won again in Hanzhong.

This... this Han Dynasty, this Han Dynasty has hope, this Han Dynasty has hope! "

He walked up and down tremblingly, ignoring himself, which was a lot of gaffes in front of a junior.

Liu Chan looked at Mi Fang quietly and breathed a sigh of relief.

At least, there is no sign of Mi Fang's rebellion yet.

Hey, could it be that there is something wrong with the history in Liu Bangqiang's memory?

I don't know what the history books will look like after a thousand years. It would be nice if I could get one and take a good look at it.

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