The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

Shen Tan:

What, what's going on?

Shen Dan is a warrior in charge, and he doesn't understand this kind of twists and turns at all.

He cast a look of help to Meng Da.

Meng Da grabbed the man who was beaten and bruised, and said hoarsely:

"Say, what's going on?"

Shi Tao's servants were really bad luck.

He secretly went out of the city to look for Zhang Fei, but was intercepted by Deng Tong and Ding Li on the way.

Of course these two people did not believe that Shi Tao surrendered sincerely.

There must be sincerity in surrender, right?

You have to kill Niu Jin to show your sincerity, right?

If you don’t want to kill the gold, you should show off your resources anyway, and make an appointment to open the city gate with fire in the city or what to do.

At that time, the army will enter together and surround Niu Jin.

But Shi Tao is a badass,

He was afraid that the servant would be detained by Niu Jin halfway, because he didn't have his own handwritten letter, and he didn't specify when to jump back.

He just asked the servant to say something cryptically, telling Zhang Fei that he was ready now, and when Zhang Fei attacked the north of the city, he would immediately lead his servants to create chaos in the city.

This is not very simple to say.

Meng Da pondered for a long time, then smiled and said:

"Is Shi Tao sincerely surrendering? As long as General Zhengbei attacks the city, isn't it obvious at a glance?

If Shi Tao sincerely submits, and while the general is attacking the city, he will definitely kill General Wei and open the door to surrender.

If the heart is insincere, hehe, we really think we are three-year-old children. "

Meng Da actually didn't doubt Shi Tao's sincerity in surrender.

He just thought that Shi Tao was Zhuge Liang's old friend,

With the tempers of Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang, they must take care of this person a lot, and then give him an official job.

It is possible that this official is not young.

Why?

Meng Da's reliance in the court is Fazheng, and as we all know, Fazheng's popularity is quite poor.

Fazheng will get revenge, his temper is exploding, and he has never been in the same pot with these so-called celebrities, so why bother to be idle and add to his reliance in the court.

Hum hum,

Shi Tao, Xu Shu, Meng Jian, when I meet you in the future, I will kill you one by one.

Save you and go back to fight Xiaozhi.

Shen Dan admired Meng Da's resourcefulness, he immediately ordered the whole army to attack the city, and he himself raised the ring sword and stepped forward to supervise the battle.

Niu Jin at the top of the city saw that the Han army's offensive was actually more violent than the first day. He didn't know what happened, so he could only bite the bullet and resist.

Standing at the top of the city and watching secretly, Shi Tao was very happy when he saw the menacing Han army coming.

Well done, well done.

Fight up, fight up.

When the time comes, both sides will suffer, and this is my chance to open the city gate.

Deng Ai looked at the tide-like offensive of the Han army and suddenly felt something was wrong.

What's going on, it seems that something is wrong.

"kill!"

The Han army attacked like a tide.

This time they also set up a watchtower, and Shen Dan, who was as tall as a giant bear, stood on it and bowed left and right.

Feather arrows whizzed through the air, letting out terrifying roars, and almost as soon as they shot, a Wei soldier was bound to fall.

Shen Dan's marksmanship greatly boosted the morale of the Han army, and a large number of Han soldiers rushed towards the tower like a tide, and they had already killed the gate of the city under the cover of 轒輼, and Niu Jin was so frightened that his face turned pale.

Otherwise, don't keep it.

The same is true for the Shu thieves who came in, just in ambush.

Niu Jin already wanted to quit, but Deng Ai still refused to do so.

He could see that the main force of Guan Yu's army hadn't launched an attack yet. Although Shen Dan's attack was fierce, it was a tentative attack after all.

Only by desperately resisting can the main force of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's army be attracted in.

Otherwise, if you set fire to the city and burn Shendan's troops entering the city, I will ask you what effect will it have?

Holding a steel knife in one hand and a wooden shield in the other, he stood at the top of the city and fought desperately.

Countless soldiers of the Han army who killed the top of the wall were kicked off the top of the wall by Deng Ai before they had time to stand firm.

Shen Dan aimed at Deng Ai for two consecutive arrows, but he blocked them with his shield, and Shen Dan screamed in anger.

"You bastard, it really is a false surrender!" Meng Da has basically confirmed that Shi Tao really surrendered at this moment, and is just waiting for the opportunity to jump back.

But out of selfishness, he was still going to give this guy a push.

Anyway, he is also the head of a high-ranking Cao Wei official. Guan Gong doesn't like him anyway, so it's just my credit!

"General Lao Deng will march with me. This battle will definitely kill the gold."

Deng Tong smiled quizzically, Ding Li plugged his ears and jumped to the side.

"Wait for me to call, this Niu Jin will naturally leave the city to die!"

Mengda:

Huh, I finally have a chance to show my skills.

Now Shen Dan's first wave of charge has ended,

Seeing Deng Tong striding forward, he was shocked and said:

"Chang Jin, what are you doing!"

Going forward will soon enter the range of the bed crossbow,

If Deng Tong was killed in one blow, how would he explain to others at this moment.

But Ding Li knew that although his sworn elder brother looked simple on the surface, he was quite clever in his mind.

He should have calculated the range of the bed crossbow, so he dared to be so ostentatious.

Deng Tong took a deep breath, and solemnly took out the headset loudspeaker and put it on his head in full view.

It had been a long time since he took out this kind of artifact, and he had a faint feeling of reuniting with an old friend after a long absence.

huh huh huh huh,

After holding back for so long, I, Deng Tong, finally have a chance to play.

"Niu Jin, Nai Weng is here, if you are sensible, hurry up and get out, don't let Nai Weng commit fratricide!"

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Deng Tong's voice was already loud, but with this loudspeaker, it made the battlefield rumble even more.

Niu Jin at the top of the city was overwhelmed by the thunderous sound, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

What the hell?

He grabbed the arrow butt on the top of the city, pointed at Deng Tong and cursed:

"Shu thief, scold me, if you have the ability to scold this general to death!"

Deng Tong laughed loudly:

"Okay, that's what you said.

Then should I start with your ancestor who stole chickens and dogs and was caught and cut off his hands, or from the Lingtang ordering you to steal the grave and buy clothes for her? "

Niu Jin:

Next, Deng Tong used excellent eloquence to tell the story of Niu Jin's family who robbed women and prostitutes, who stole chickens and dogs for generations, and even robbed graves in his generation.

Deng Tong's eloquence is really excellent. He narrated in detail, naming Niu Jin's ancestors and his parents in detail, just like reading his family tree.

Niu Jin at the top of the city only thought of Deng Tong as a shameless clown at first, but soon, his face was completely drained of color.

Deng Tong is really shameless.

With this loudspeaker, he made up the stories of Niu Jinzu's story vividly, especially the story of Niu Jin's mother, as if he had seen it with his own eyes. Many Wei soldiers were stunned at first, and then whispered.

It's not true, is it?

Otherwise, how could this general speak ill of the general so righteously?

It turned out that the general's house actually looked like this, it was really shameless.

I'm not!I do not have!

Niu Jin was furious in the city.

He knew that going out of the city would mean death, so he could only force himself to calm down, pressing his chest to forcefully suppress his anger, secretly saying that he must not go out of the city to fight.

Deng Ai saw that Niu Jin was in pain, and he also knew how miserable it was to be insulted by his parents in public but unable to resist.

He really wanted to help Niu Jin out, scolded Deng Tong for being shameless,

But he was afraid that Deng Tong would turn his back on him and scold him, so he had no choice but to grab Niu Jin.

"The general must not leave the city, the general must not leave the city!"

Deng Ai's performance finally gave Niu Jin a step down.

Niu Jin struggled pretendingly, and shouted:

"Shi Zaixiu wants to control me, as a son of man, how can he tolerate this thief, I want to go out of the city to kill the thief, I want to go out of the city to kill the thief!"

Deng Ai understood Niu Jin's current mood very well. He held Niu Jin tightly and said something to prevent Niu Jin from leaving the city.

This is the greatest help to Niu Jin.

Shi Zai?

Just as Ding Li let go of his hands covering his ears, he heard Niu Jin yelling the word Shi Zai.

He was stunned and immediately reacted.

"Brother, stop scolding, you didn't get to the point!" He stomped anxiously,

"Deng Ai, Deng Ai,

That person is most likely Deng Ai Deng Shizai that the prince is looking for! "

"Deng Shizai?" Deng Tong said casually, and the loudspeaker was immediately amplified. Niu Jin and Deng Ai in the city could also hear it clearly, and the soldiers on both sides were stunned on the spot.

"You are Deng Shizai?"

Deng Tong asked loudly.

Deng Ai bit the bullet and said:

"So-so, so-and-so is Deng Ai Ai Ai, why do you know me?"

Deng Tong grinned grimly and said:

"Okay, it turns out that you are Deng Ai, so don't blame me for being ruthless!"

After a while, Deng Ai really felt Niu Jin's pain just now.

Deng Tong's tongue was full of lotus flowers, and he scolded Deng Ai for being despicable and shameless, in vain for God's grace.

Finally, he gave Deng Ai a little face and didn't directly insult Deng Ai's ancestors and parents.

But not everyone is as experienced as Niu Jin.