The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

"Quick, go!"

Escaping is what these water bandit soldiers are good at.

They had a small boat and few people, so they quickly turned around in the river and retreated in an orderly manner.

Although they are retreating against the current, they use ingenuity when rowing,

Some people rested, some rowed, and soon distanced themselves from Cao Jun.

Cao Jun's sailors were dumbfounded, thinking what kind of play is this?

You were the ones who provoked, and you were the ones who ran away first. This is too despicable and shameless!

"Listen to the Shu army in front, hurry back and die, I will give you a good time!"

"If you dare to run again, you will be caught later, and you will be finely chopped and fed to the fish and shrimp!"

"It's the man's rest, fight to the death with Nai Weng!"

It's a fool not to run.

Deng Tong's subordinates turned a deaf ear to it, and while rowing, they also shouted and provoke Cao Jun, looking very funny.

Deng Tong, the only one with integrity, was quite upset when he was scolded by everyone in Cao Jun. He blushed and held the engineer shovel tightly with his big hand, gnashing his teeth.

Seeing Deng Tong's appearance, Ding Li smiled and said:

"Brother, scold, just scold!"

Deng Tong blushed and said:

"No, no, I'm a famous general in Sichuan. The name of a gentleman is resounding throughout Yizhou. How can I fight with these little thieves?"

"Oh, brother, don't be so,

Scolding, just scolding, don't suppress yourself. "

Deng Tong said coyly:

"Then, then I'll scold you."

"Quick, scold quickly, or they won't chase after you!"

Seeing that the soldiers of Cao Jun were too tired to chase any more, Deng Tong took a deep breath and started the shocking performance that made his reputation so bad.

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"Cao Jun's dog kills talent, you are barking here, don't you know that your mother, sister, wife and children are all abused by Cao thief behind,

Your eggs are as small as a bean, as timid as a dog, willing to be Cao's thief and lowly slave, it is really ridiculous, how dare you be an enemy of a big man and a hero! "

Deng Tong's voice was earth-shattering, and even above the river could hear it clearly.

He spit out all kinds of things in his chest, and suddenly felt refreshed.

Looking at Ding Li next to him, his legs were already weak from fright, and he watched Deng Tong, who was born in a local tyrant, exhale in disbelief.

"Here, how good are you scolding?" Deng Tong asked guiltily.

Ding Li swallowed in fear, and said:

"Very, very good."

"Okay, then I will continue to scold!"

Next, Deng Tong gave full play to his imagination, eloquently describing the scene where Cao Cao sent people to abuse the wives and daughters of his soldiers, while the navy soldiers watched and laughed.

Deng Tong has a rough appearance, but he has studied for a few days,

Coupled with his excellent eloquence, he really described the scene as if he had seen it in person, and every word screamed blood, which made the pursuers behind all burst into anger!

"Straight mother thief, An dare to insult me!"

"The dog thief born by the maidservant, how dare you do that!"

"Kill, kill him!"

In this era, papers have not been widely promoted, there are not many scholars, and the art of language has not been spread across the country, and most people use those kinds of tricks to swear.

For example, insulting people is born by my mother, insulting is pigs and dogs, the lethality has no effect on the cheeky water thief.

But Deng Tong is different.

As a general who has studied for two days and often hangs out with gangs of thieves, he knows very well how to cause a man's shame.

He raised his voice, and continued to describe the days when Cao Jun and his navy had no integrity, and they were willing to sacrifice their wives and daughters to the officials, so they could serve as soldiers and eat food.

Their sons are not real, even their parents are false,

Among them, there are more dog thieves who kill their fathers and steal their mothers. They are really ethical zombies and destroy humanity.

In the Eastern Han Dynasty, where filial piety was emphasized, this was simply an endless blood feud.

Cao Jun's generals immediately exploded, screaming that they must fight Deng Tong desperately!

but……

Their rowing skills are really stupid,

In desperation, the humanized boat spun around in place, and even collided with its companions, causing everyone to be turned on their backs.

"Stop scolding, stop scolding!"

Some people have already started wailing, covering their ears and refusing to listen.

Deng Tong looked at such a scene in amazement and couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahahaha, hahahaha, let Er wait to chase, I call Er wait to chase,

Listen to me, you wait..."

Ding Li jumped up and covered Deng Tong's mouth, and said with tears:

"Brother, stop scolding, stop scolding, we can't take it anymore..."

Deng Tong: ...

Deng Tong scolded vigorously just now, Cao Jun chased desperately with a surge of blood, but the distance was narrowed a lot,

But this is the limit.

They chased quickly, seeing Deng Tong shut up, and subconsciously drew their swords to fight, only to realize that everyone was exhausted.

"Kill, kill these dog thieves who kill their father and steal their mother!"

Deng Tong roared and ordered a counterattack,

The small boats of the Han army rushed towards the Wei army by the flow of the river, and several boats collided with each other, and a group of Wei soldiers suddenly turned upside down!

"Ahhh... help, help!"

The current was so fast that soldiers of the Han army and the Wei army fell into the water, but the soldiers of the Han army who were former water bandits quickly stabilized themselves, hugged the boat and turned over.

Some didn't catch the boat for a while, but also grabbed the soldiers of the Wei army who fell into the water, and forced them into the rushing river!

Deng Tong jumped onto the small boat of the Wei army. He was tall and strong, and the boat almost capsized when he jumped on it.

The sailors of the Wei army kept falling into the river, looking very miserable.

Deng Tong, on the other hand, stabilized his figure, swung his engineering shovel, and beat the sailor who was still rowing until his head was bleeding with one shovel.

"Hahahaha, hahaha, dog thief, fight me, come on, kill me!"

Those Wei army sailors rowed all the way and chased after them just now, they were already exhausted and exhausted.

They reluctantly picked up their swords and fought against the Han soldiers who jumped up like ants. The people who were beaten were immediately turned on their backs, and the blood flow instantly dyed the river red.

Deng Tong slapped a few people to death casually, laughing like a ghost under the stimulation of blood,

The soldiers of the Wei army who were yelling at him just now were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they kept being cut down and knocked down.

Soon, there was blood on the river, and the soldiers of the Wei army did not want to be captured, so they jumped into the river in despair, and were washed away by the swift current.

Deng Tong ordered a fierce pursuit and drowned the soldiers who escaped by chance one by one, and then gave up.

"Huh, I'm so tired."

After fighting hard all night, Deng Tong was relieved when the last Wei soldier who escaped was also drowned, and gradually recovered his elegant and easy-going appearance.

"Hey, it's all your fault, you have to call me scolding,

Only this time, the next is not an example, the next is not an example! "

Thinking of the obscenities he had uttered before, Deng Tong, who had read the book, couldn't help feeling hot in his ears, so he quickly blamed Ding Li.

Ding Li fought fiercely all night. Hearing this, he sat on the boat with a plop, looked at Deng Tong with an innocent face, and said with a wry smile:

"Brother, I, we are sworn brothers with different surnames, how about I treat you as a brother?"

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Deng Tong didn't return for a long time, Liu Chan was worried, so he hurriedly sent someone to investigate.

He finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Deng Tong and others returning with a full load.

In this battle, Deng Tong used more than 50 people to fight against Cao Jun's navy with more than [-] people, and wiped out Cao Jun's exploration ships.

Seven people were captured, and all Cao Jun's more than 20 small boats were dragged back.

Looking at the soldiers of Cao Jun's navy who looked like mourning concubines, Liu Chan was overjoyed.

"Haha, Pound's subordinates are really not familiar with water warfare,

Brother Deng, you are doing well! "

Fan You also never expected that this battle would be so easy. His side only lost three people in one night. How did Deng Tong do it?

Could it be that he was born a famous general?

He inquired about Deng Tong's background as a local tyrant, and no one in his family was an official, so he never invited famous officials to pick up his name.

He wanted to flatter, and immediately expressed that he would take the word for Deng Tong,

Of course Deng Tong was overjoyed and accepted the word "Chang Jin" casually mentioned by Fan You.

All the generals came to congratulate him one after another, expressing their admiration for Deng Tong's bravery.

Deng Tong has a very high emotional intelligence, saying that these are all thanks to Liu Chan——

Liu Chan's judgment on the level of Cao Wei's navy was correct, and he dared to employ people, so he took the lead and boosted morale.

Deng Tong also casually recommended Ding Li, who had contributed a lot to Liu Chan,

Looking at Ding Li's constipated face, Liu Chan thought he was dissatisfied with the fact that everyone only praised Deng Tong, and said kindly:

"Brother Ding is a great talent, Zen admires in his heart,

To fight a strong enemy again, Brother Ding needs to work hard. "

Ding Li hurriedly said he did not dare, and smiled wryly:

"This time it's really brother Changjin's strong fighting power, and the young master knows how to use it well, so he won such a big victory.

In the next battle, I would like to still be a pawn under Brother Changjin, behead the general and capture the flag for the son, and make contributions. "

Seeing Deng Tong's meritorious service, Zhuge Qiao admired Liu Chan even more.

Deng Tong has a rough appearance, if it weren't for Liu Chan, who would have discovered that he was actually a fierce general in water warfare,

It can be seen that Liu Chan is good at using it, and he can be called Bole.

"The young master regards me as a general, obviously he also has high hopes for me,

I can't lose to Deng Tongcai. "

Zhuge Qiao was excited and said:

"This battle is a great victory. How about I ask the enemy about the layout of the water village and send troops to the east immediately?"

Liu Chan couldn't wait a long time ago. Seeing that Zhuge Qiao finally showed his subjective initiative, he was almost moved to tears, so he nodded quickly and said:

"Okay, I'll wait for a good rest today, and fight Pound again at night!"

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