The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

A burly man laughed loudly and said:

"I said Xianzun, are you joking with this method of epidemic prevention?

I waited for my ancestors to live among the five streams for generations, and I have never heard that the clear water of the mountain spring can not be drunk.

I, Sha Moke, have been drinking since I was a child, and I have never even had a disease. Why do I say that I can’t drink clear springs? "

Jiangling County Magistrate Shi Bao, who is currently in a very bad mood, said helplessly:

"There are worms in this water that we ordinary people can't see. If you drink it into your lungs, it will be quite harmful..."

Sha Moke and everyone around him laughed, saying that Shi Bao's joke was really good.

"This is not a joke, this is Haotian's teaching.

If you are the son of the world, how can we ordinary people know this? "

"Huh?" Sha Moke was taken aback, and his face, which was still smiling just now, suddenly became serious.

"It turns out that it is the Haotian magic law handed down by the son, so I should obey it!"

Liao Li: ...

Well, these people turned out to be a group of Wuxi barbarians?

Liao Li himself is from Linyuan, Wuling, and he has known Wuxi Mansuan for a long time, and he has heard the name Shamoke before.

Legend has it that this man was eight feet tall, with a waist circumference of eight feet, and his arms were as strong as a thousand catties. He wore animal skins and held a copper rod, and he went all over the mountains and plains to catch people and eat them.

The Wuxi barbarians under him are also brutal and savage, killing anyone they see, why now...

He actually wore a military uniform, dressed up as a general of the Han army, and stood in Jiangling city chatting with Shi Bao.

Is this Shamoko someone pretending to be?

After listening to Shi Bao's words, Sha Moke translated it to his companions in barbaric language,

Liao Li could understand a few barbarian words, and thought that this person was really Sha Moke.

In his words, he was really respectful to Liu Chan, even if he spoke to his subordinates in barbaric language, he didn't dare to call Liu Chan by his name directly.

"The order of the son is the instruction of the heavens, is it false?

I'll just do it! "

"Yeah, the son is so benevolent and righteous, he will not intentionally harm us,

Maybe he really has a way to quell the miasma in the mountains! "

Liao Li: ...

These barbarians are useless after all, and it is a good thing that they are played around by a child.

Liao Li had long heard that Liu Chan treated these barbarians equally, and even tried to move them out of the mountains.

At that time, Liao Li was still the prefect, and he once uttered bold words to his subordinates, saying that Liu Chan's actions would cause chaos sooner or later.

When he suffers a loss, he will know that he still has to fall into the arms of a gentleman, and only the law of a gentleman can save the world.

These barbarians are now being played around, and when the time comes, they will repeatedly cause chaos. I want to see what Liu Chan will do.

Liao Li thought so, but he also knew that this was Liu Chan's territory.

At that time in Jiangzhou Liu Chan dared to lead a crowd to beat him up. This time in Jiangling, if he offended Liu Chan, he would probably be beaten to death.

He straightened his clothes, adjusted his mentality, and went to meet Liu Chan.

Liao Li once thought on the road, whether Liu Chan summoned him because he realized his great talent and realized that leaving him would be an immeasurable loss.

But along the way, he heard that Liu Chan had won big victories frequently, so he had no choice but to put away this absurd idea and bite the bullet and walked in front of Liu Chan.

"Wuling Liao Li, see your son."

Finally, Liao Li's attitude was not bad this time, Liu Chan snorted and told him to get up.

Liao Li also got up and looked at Liu Chan secretly, only to see that Liu Chan was a little thinner than when we met last time, more mature and stable, and faintly had the temperament of a superior.

Sure enough, a great reputation is still a bit of a skill.

"I don't know why the son called Li?"

"That's right," Liu Chan didn't bother to greet Liao Li,

He picked up the "Barefoot Doctor's Handbook" and threw it casually, right in front of Liao Li.

"To make a long story short, there is a heavenly book in one hand,

People in the world are stupid and do not know the mystery of the heavenly book, so it is not appropriate to directly engrave this book to promote it.

If you have a great talent, you will compile this book into contemporary language for yourself.

If you do well, Gu will naturally recall you back to court. "

There was a sneer in Liao Li's heart, and he thought that this book must be the "Biography of the Emperor Fighting" that Liu Chan admired before.

This book must have attracted the ridicule of great Confucian gentlemen, and Liu Chan couldn't hold back his face, so he asked me to comment on it.

Bah, I, Liao Lixing, am sitting upright, how can I do such a thing?

Unless I am re-listed as prefect.

Having said that, Liao Li still respectfully picked up the thickly pulped book, and gently opened a page.

"Put the focus of medical and health work on the countryside?" Liao Li said while looking down.

"Diagnosis and management of common symptoms...

Cough, chest pain, vomiting, diarrhea... Well, why are there so many unfamiliar words? "

Liao Li has read poetry and books, and this is the first time he has encountered so many unfamiliar characters.

It’s okay to say that you don’t know them at all, some words can be guessed even with a blind guess.

only……

What is this, is it really a bible?

"Here, my son, Liao Li doesn't understand medical books, so I'm sorry."

"It's not for you to compile a book, but the text in this book is completely different from the present world, quite obscure and difficult to understand, and I can only understand roughly,

So I want to find someone to transcribe the notes one by one, so that people in the world can understand this way. "

Liao Li was not in a hurry to refuse, he flipped through the contents of the book,

I saw in the book that there were pictures of internal organs, descriptions of men and women, descriptions of various herbs, and symbols such as 1234 that I couldn't understand.

He immediately became hairy.

"My son, absolutely not, this is a trick!"

Chapter 245

I just said that Liao Li's cultural level is so good, why there are things I can't understand.

It turned out to be a witch book!

And what an evil witchcraft book!

The things recorded here must be the Huangtian Fushui formula like Zhang Jiao's back then.

The reason why Liu Chan could not promote this book is because the content in the book is obscure and the writing is quite bizarre.

I, Liao Li, am a well-known scholar in Jingxiang who grew up reading sage books, how can I help the evildoers,

If this book is allowed to fall into the world, it will be the laughing stock of all ages and cast aside by future generations.

"Forgive me for my ignorance and lack of knowledge. I can't do such a good job. My son, please be more brilliant!"

"Prefect Hanjia."

"My lord, what does this mean?

Even if the prince makes someone to be the prefect, then..."

"Just do what you like, and go back to Wenshan if you don't want to. I'll just hire Gao Ming."

"The minister would like to thank the prince for his support."

Liu Chan was almost smothered to death by Liao Li.

That's it?

Coward so soon?

He looked at Liao Li with disdain, and said seriously:

"Let me say yes first, this book is a heavenly book bestowed by the Haotian God, and we, mortals with naked eyes, cannot understand the essence of it.

You must not modify or explain indiscriminately,

If I found out, not only would I not be rewarded, but I would also be held accountable. "

Liao Liwei refused to say it, and snorted to express his understanding.

He is really annoyed with Liu Chan now, and he doesn't like this book at all.

How can a child like Liu Chan, who doesn't study the classics and articles and loves witchcraft, be able to take on the important task of revitalizing the great man?

Liao Li is not cowardly,

If he went to Wenshan to be a commoner, it would be impossible for him to have any influence on the government for the rest of his life.

But returning to the position of prefect, he can continue to shine and fight against Liu Chan's stupid behavior of believing in witchcraft together with the court officials.

Although he seemed to bow his head to Liu Chan on the surface, Liao Li knew that he was a true and pure official who would rather die than surrender and dare to fight regardless of personal gains and losses and reputation.

This is Liao Li's Curve to Save the Han.

After agreeing to help Liu Chan copy the book, Liu Chan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He asked Liao Li to copy it first, and if he didn't understand something, he would ask himself after saving enough time.

The beautiful scenery on a good day is so beautiful, why should you have the same knowledge as someone like Liao Li, why don't you go and see how the third uncle is doing.

Liao Libei came from it, but he had to pick up the book seriously, biting the pen to understand the intention of the book.

"Cough is a common symptom of the respiratory system, which can be divided into sputum and non-sputum?

When the respiratory mucosa is irritated by foreign bodies? Coughing is a beneficial clearing effect? "

Liao Li was dumbfounded by the first sentence.

Fart it is not!

Cough is beneficial?

A little common sense?

calm down,

The more absurd this book is, the more absurd Liu Chan's witchcraft is.

But what's wrong with this system?What are mucous membranes?

Liao Li stared blankly for a long time? He could only write it down in shame to express his understanding.

Soon, Liao Li had almost copied the entire book down on the paper at hand.

What should I do? I don’t understand, I don’t understand.

This is definitely a witchcraft technique? Otherwise, how could I, Liao Li, not understand it at all?

It is definitely a witchcraft technique!

What are white blood cells?

What are neutrophils?

Even a great talent like me, Liao Li, can't understand it? It means that no one in this world can understand it!

No one can understand it!

Liao Li was incompetent and furious, he yelled like a mad dog in the room,

He threw the book on the ground forcefully, wishing he could jump up and stomp his feet to vent his anger.