The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

"That's right, you Chinese people should have heard of Zhuge Liang, right?

How stupid are you to say someone Zhuge Liang can't even support? "

Liu Chan could no longer hear what Liu Bangqiang was saying behind,

Historically, the Three Kingdoms era...

These terms kept running back and forth in his mind,

If he didn't sit on this seat, I'm afraid he would pass out soon.

God, is it, am I a historical figure?

Could it be, could it be... how is this possible, how is this possible...

"Three Kingdoms, how many years has it been since this world?"

"How do I know this, but it must have existed in 1000 years."

1000 years!

Liu Chan gasped and almost passed out.

Seeing Liu Chan's startled look, Liu Bangqiang thought he was quite dissatisfied with the fact that he had the same name as the ancients, so he said strangely:

"What's the matter, what's the big deal about changing your name?"

"No, no," Liu Chan said eagerly, "By the way, the Battle of Hanzhong, how about the Battle of Hanzhong?"

If it is true as people say, I am already a figure in history, then the Battle of Hanzhong must have come to an early end.

Liu Chan really wanted to know what the result of this battle was, and whether his father won the final victory.

"The Battle of Hanzhong?

If you are talking about the time Liu Bei beat Cao Cao, then Liu Bei won.

Uh, I remember Huang Zhong beheaded Xia Houyuan in Dingjun Mountain, and then, what happened after that?

Anyway, Huang Zhong beheaded Xia Houyuan and Liu Bei won, but he never ran away. There is a Peking opera called "Dingjun Mountain". "

Won?General Huang beheaded Xia Houyuan? !

Liu Chan put all the panic behind him at once, hugged Liu Bangqiang's shoulders, and said happily:

"Did you never lie?"

Liu Bangqiang stared at Mung Dou and said:

"What's in it for you?

If Liu Bei wins, he wins. "

The Battle of Hanzhong has become Liu Chan's current nightmare. Hearing that generals like Xia Houyuan of Cao Wei were beheaded, it must be his father who won the victory.

So, wouldn't it mean that the Han Dynasty can prosper, and the Longzhong confrontation will be successful?

"Later, what happened later? Father, did Liu Bei restore the Central Plains and the Han Dynasty?"

Just as Liu Bangqiang was about to speak, the thin, disheveled man wailed again and slapped the table with all his might.

"This Liu Chan, ouch, my head hurts so much. I don't distinguish between loyal and traitorous, and I am really sick!"

Liu Chan was confused by the spray, looking at Liu Bangqiang for help,

Seeing that he seemed very interested in the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bangqiang coughed dryly and said:

"That's Three Kingdoms Killing, a card game, understand?"

Seeing Liu Chan's bewildered face, he thought Liu Chan's Chinese was limited and he couldn't understand what he was saying, so he patted his head and opened an icon on the desktop.

"Here, I'll teach you how to play!"

Liu Chan looked dazed, but Liu Bangqiang forcibly dragged him to the front of the light curtain, and carefully placed his right hand on a black object.

"Left button, right button... Hey, why can't you use left and right?"

Liu Chan: "..."

"Okay, okay, this unlucky boy, brother will teach you how to use it."

In the following time, Liu Bangqiang played the role of the teacher very well. He first taught Liu Chan how to use the thing called the mouse on the right, and then took the trouble to tell Liu Chan how to play the game of Three Kingdoms.

Although he knew little about the game, it was more than enough to tell Liu Chan.

Under his guidance, Liu Chan sat on a new type of seat called a chair, dragged the mouse absurdly, and manipulated the fat and stupid "self" drawn on the screen, performing various actions with difficulty.

"Decentralization, decentralization." Liu Bangqiang said excitedly on the side, "Liu Chan is useless, it is just relying on decentralization, which is the same virtue as in history."

Liu Chan held the mouse tightly, without saying a word.

His game talent is excellent. After the initial six-game losing streak, he has quickly figured out the skills of these card characters and gradually invested in them.

In less than two hours, his operation was like an expert who has been immersed in this field for many years. He used the fat and stupid "Liu Chan" on the screen to win fifteen consecutive victories all the way, no matter whether it was operation or luck. To the extreme.

only……

In this game, the lines of the characters I am familiar with are all overbearing, why only my own lines are "How to do this" and "I am at ease when you do things".

What kind of image am I in history?

"Awesome! I've heard that you people from the Great Cold Nether Kingdom are good at playing games, and it's true.

No, you are from Beibang, why are you so powerful, ah, I understand, is this a natural skill? "

Liu Chan: ...

Liu Chan played Liu Bangqiang's account for [-] consecutive victories. Liu Bangqiang was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. He went to the front desk and asked for two bowls of instant noodles.

If it was just now, the aroma of the instant noodles would have made Liu Chan move his index finger, but now he couldn't arouse the slightest interest, and just stared blankly at the screen without saying a word.

I have been made into such an image by later generations, and I don't know what stupid things I have done in history.

Delegating power, having fun... This is an image of a complete fool.

Liu Chan really wanted to ask Liu Bangqiang about what he did, but he was worried that Liu Bangqiang would laugh out loud when he heard that he was the "historical" Liu Chan.

After thinking about it again and again, he still decided to pretend to be a Dahanming countryman first.

"Really don't want to eat? It's almost dawn, how about some for breakfast?"

It's dawn?I haven't returned all night, if someone finds out, wouldn't it be a mess?

Thinking of this, he quickly stood up and said:

"I'm leaving now, next time, next time I have a chance, please give me your advice."

"Hey, wait a minute? Hey, hey, this box of instant noodles hasn't been opened yet, so take it and go!"

Liu Chan ran all the way to the gate in fear, fearing that after such a long delay, there would be some deviation on the way home.

Fortunately, the moment the finger touched the door, another strong suction gushed out,

After a whirlwind, Liu Chan found himself back in the dormitory.

In the room, the maid was still asleep, Liu Chan looked at the candle, and it was the same as when he left.

After staying in that place called the Internet cafe for so long, the time here seems to have no flow at all, which made Liu Chan suddenly feel like he had a big spring and autumn dream.

only……

"Instant noodles."

Before leaving, Liu Bangqiang enthusiastically stuffed a box of instant noodles into his hand, and Liu Chan took it back.

Like Liu Bangqiang, he tore off the instant noodle cover tremblingly, smelling the faint fragrance of the golden noodle cake, Liu Chan unexpectedly shed a line of grievance tears.

"Whoever said that I, Liu Chan, can only enjoy pleasure and delegate power, who said that I... whoever said that I am a disgrace to the surname Liu."

Chapter 3 Military Advisor, Do You Believe I Have Met God?

Just after dawn, Zhuge Liang hurried to General Zuo's mansion.

Now that Liu Bei is not in Chengdu, he entrusts Zhuge Liang with full authority to handle all the daily affairs of General Zuo's mansion.

Taking advantage of the busy day's government affairs before it officially started, Zhuge Liang planned to come to have a heart-to-heart talk with Liu Chan first.

Liu Chan is extremely filial, he is worried about Liu Bei, he sneaked into Zhuge Liang's residence yesterday in order to find out about the battle situation on the Hanzhong front line,

At that time, Zhuge Liang had just received Liu Bei's request for support. Because he was worried that the people of Shu would take the opportunity to cause chaos and could not make up his mind for a while, he asked Yang Hong to discuss it.

I heard from the servants that Liu Chan happened to be on the porch when Yang Hong shouted loudly, "Men fight, women win."

Having said so much, Liu Chan naturally realized that the current battle situation is not optimistic.

He didn't let the servants of the Military Advisor's Mansion inform Zhuge Liang, he staggered back to the mansion, and immediately shut the door, obviously he was quite frightened.

After all, Liu Bei has never won a big victory against Cao Cao for so many years, and there were many people in Shuzhong secretly hooked up with Cao Wei,

If Hanzhong can't fight, I'm afraid Shuzhong can't hold it either. No wonder this 12-year-old boy is panicked.

Ah Dou, you always have to shoulder the heavy responsibility of revitalizing the great man, and there will be more difficulties in the future, how can you panic because of such a trivial matter.

Zhuge Liang made up his mind that today he must put on a straight face and teach Liu Chan a good lesson, and no matter what he said, he must cheer up the young man and do what Liu Bei's son should do.

"Where is the son?"

In the General Zuo's mansion in the early morning, several maids and healthy servants should clean up separately, but now everyone stands up and moves, Zhuge Liang noticed something different, so he asked.

Seeing that it was Zhuge Liang who came, a maid hurriedly saluted and said:

"Back to the military division, the young master is carrying water..."

"Carrying water?"

Rao Zhuge Liang was shrewd and clever, so he didn't react for a while,

Looking in the direction of the maid's finger, I saw Liu Chan, dressed in rough and short brown clothes, struggling to carry a bucket in the cold morning light of early spring, struggling to straighten up, and struggling forward in the yard with humming.

"Sir?"

Zhuge Liang didn't blame the servants indiscriminately, he walked up quickly and said in a slow voice:

"Young master, what is this for?"

"Army is here!?"

As soon as Liu Chan loosened his hands, the bucket immediately fell to his feet, and the cold water splashed all over his body.

"Military Master, I wanted to find a stone lock to build up my strength, but I couldn't find it for a while, so I used this bucket to practice, it's a joke."

Zhuge Liang watched Liu Chan grow up.

Liu Bei got a son when he was old, and Liu Chan has always been spoiled and spoiled. Although he has a gentle personality, he is also quite lazy.

It's okay to let him practice archery and read classics, but if he is asked to get up early to build up his strength, he is absolutely unwilling.

Seeing that Liu Chan was sweating profusely and his chest was heaving and exhausted, Zhuge Liang hurriedly asked his servants to bring silk cloth, and wiped it for Liu Chan in distress, saying:

"Young Master, why is he so excited today? It surprised Liang."

Liu Chan invited Zhuge Liang into the room, and the two sat down on the table, and he couldn't wait to say:

"Military Master, you came early today, but something happened in Hanzhong?"

Zhuge Liang shook his head and said:

"I don't know for the time being. It's just that I was busy with political affairs a few days ago, and my son was often negligent when asking questions. Today, I am here to break down the Hanzhong war with you."

Liu Chan's spirit was shaken, and he bowed his hands respectfully and thanked:

"Then ask the military division to break it down."

Zhuge Liang's prestige in Liu Bei's army is extremely high, and the deployment of Hanzhong's battle must be sent to Chengdu to report to him immediately. Therefore, he still knows Liu Bei's battle situation in detail, and can even deduce the current battle situation.

He took out a scroll of maps drawn on silk from his sleeve, pointed to several mountains and rivers with ghostly and animal paintings on it, and said:

"Yangping Pass is in the west, guarding the throat of Hanzhong,

Last year, the lord led the army to take the Jinniu Road to attack Yangping Pass and failed. Don't send Chen Shibei to the Maming Pavilion Road. "

The Jinniu Road is the only way to attack Yangping Pass from the west. Because the Jinniu Road is narrow, large troops cannot deploy at all.

Xia Houyuan piled up Zhang He and Xu Huang here, and planned to use the 1500-mile Jinniu Road grain transportation channel to consume Liu Bei to death.

Zhuge Liang said while carefully observing Liu Chan's expression,