The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

If it wasn't for the recent determination to hang out with Liu Chan, he would have already started spraying.

Just kidding, this classic can be written by anyone?

All of these aristocratic families have mastered one or two authentic scriptures, and they have become famous all over the world with their annotations for generations.

You are so capable, if you can make up a classic out of thin air, then you are really amazing,

Cao Cao's cultural level dare not say such a thing.

Liu Chan snorted and said:

"How can there be someone who is born with knowledge in this world?

Confucius learned the rites from Lao Tzu, so the ram and Zhuliang may be described by later generations under the guise of the name of a saint.

They can get it, so I can't get it, I just want to write a classic, and let future generations make notes for me. "

If Sun Quan had said this, Yu Fan would have laughed out loud.

But Yu Fan thought about it, Liu Chan is the person favored by Haotian God, maybe he has a good talent, and he doesn't want to look so uneducated on the surface.

If the son can make some shocking knowledge, it really shows that he is a man of destiny,

At that time, the son's fame will increase, which will help Kuang Fu Han's family a little more.

"If the prince has this ability, I would like to watch the prince write a book."

Liu Chan snorted:

"I've been busy with things recently, but I've already thought of the title of this book, it's called "The Legend of the Fighting Emperor"!

Let me dictate, and ask Mr. Zhongxiang to write, and it will run rampant in the future... no, it will run freely in the world! "

Yu Fan: ...

Why do you suddenly feel something is wrong?

·

For the next few days, Liu Chan kept telling Yu Fan the story recorded in the strange book he had read before.

He dictated, and Yu Fan memorized it silently, then went back to polish it, and transcribed it on A4 paper.

At first, Yu Fan felt that this was very absurd. For example, "Shan Hai Jing" is no longer an authentic book that a gentleman should read.

He listened hard for a day, but his face gradually became serious. He was quite curious about the bizarre world that Liu Chan dictated, and even faintly realized a lot of different insights from it.

"This... is this what Shizi came up with?"

Yu Fan has studied a lot. He thought that Zhuangzi's story was quite spiritual, but he didn't expect Shizi to make up such a heavy and heavy story.

The protagonist in it grows up from a waste bit by bit, and continuously defeats the strong who are far superior to himself, various adventures, various difficulties and obstacles, various beauties,

This story is profound and simple, which made Yu Fan overwhelmed frequently after listening to it.

Every time I listen to it, I still feel unsatisfied, and I almost want to become a person in the book and fight side by side with the protagonist.

"Your Majesty is indeed a great talent, it's because Fan is superficial." Yu Fan said sincerely.

He used to only know that Liu Chan used soldiers like a god, but he never imagined that he still has such abilities.

I should have thought a long time ago that the son is indeed a man bestowed by heaven.

There is also a word "Dou" in the child's baby name. Does this Emperor Dou imply the life of the child?

Well, that's right, the eldest son encountered a catastrophe when he was born, and almost died.

In the first ten years of his life, he was mediocre. Last year, a strange peak suddenly stood out and shocked the world, just like in this story.

I need to record it well, and if this story is written well, it will surely be passed down through the ages, and the history will last forever!

The more Yu Fan thought about it, the more excited he became. While recording the story dictated by Liu Chan in quaint words, he was concentrating on writing some notes beside it.

After all, he is one of the most famous Confucian scholars in Soochow, and he quickly made up his mind from "The Legend of the Fighting Emperor"...

Ah no, it is to comprehend the knowledge of many generations.

The reason why the Ram School is weak is that their ideas are no longer accepted by the secular rulers.

Although the Guliang faction gathered great Confucian scholars, they were only picking up people's teeth and wisdom after all.

A new school is about to rise slowly in Yu Fan's hands.

·

Falling into Yu Fan and no longer dragging Liu Chan to endorse, Liu Chan's life has become a little easier these days.

After enjoying the joy of Internet addiction for a few days, the new year after a thousand years has finally arrived.

In the evening, Liu Chan put on the down jacket Qi Jinjin gave him, washed it carefully, wrapped a pile of jade in one go, took a deep breath, and came to the world a thousand years later.

On New Year's Eve, the Internet cafes were closed, and banners were hung in the luxury boxes, reading "Kuang Fu Han family building".

Employees Huang Hao, Chu Xiaoying, and Gu Xiu of the Internet cafe are all in new clothes, chatting happily amidst cheerful music,

Liu Bangqiang was also invited to join in the fun,

Seeing Liu Chan coming, Liu Bangqiang waved enthusiastically and said:

"Oh, Xiao Jin, ah, bah, Xiao Liu, I thought you weren't coming!"

Liu Chan smiled and nodded to Liu Bangqiang to say hello:

"Doctor Liu won't go home for the New Year?"

"Oh, don't mention it,

This year, my parents refused to listen to my advice, so they had to sign up for a free sunset red group and go to the south to be slaughtered.

I am alone now, so I have no choice but to celebrate the New Year with you. "

Qi Jinjin, who was wearing a light blue lady's suit and a white cashmere sweater, just opened the door and came in. Hearing Liu Bangqiang's complaint, she feigned anger and said:

"It's really aggrieved to invite Dr. Liu to have a New Year's Eve dinner and still be complained about."

"Jin Jin is here!" Chu Xiaoying jumped up happily, "Hot pot, are you eating hot pot today?"

"Eat tomorrow, today is Chinese New Year, let's make dumplings together,

Snacks, of course you can eat whatever you want. "

She brought in a bunch of things in big and small bags, and said:

"Here, the New Year's gift for everyone, everyone has a share, just take it!"

Chapter 179 Why Sister Sent Me This?

Qi Jinjin, the boss, is really heroic.

She wrapped big red envelopes for several network administrators, gave Chu Xiaoying a SLR, gave Huang Hao a big gold chain with a small watch, and gave Gu Xiu an ergonomic chair,

That Qi Jinjin couldn't move it, so he asked Coolie to throw it in the warehouse and wait for Gu Xiu to move it by himself.

There will no longer be an Internet cafe that distributes so many year-end benefits to the network administrators, everyone is moved to tears,

Liu Bangqiang even enviously expressed whether he still has a chance to resign and become a network administrator.

Qi Jinjin dragged the microphone in the box, stroked her bangs chicly, and said with a smile:

"Although we have not worked together for a long time, the acquaintance is fate.

In the future, everyone must work together, cheer together, and help the Han Dynasty,

Our lives will be better next year—

I hate the leader's speech the most, and I don't want to say more now.

Let's make dumplings together, we must eat and drink well! "

How does it feel to make dumplings in the box of an Internet cafe?

But the leader likes it, and everyone naturally has no complaints.

Huang Hao volunteered to roll the noodles, Qi Jinjin adjusted the stuffing, Liu Bangqiang made dumplings, and Chu Xiaoying put snacks and red wine on the table one by one to try.

Only Gu Xiu and Liu Chan, who knew nothing, looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

"Hey, Gongsi, what did the boss give you?"

In order to conceal the fact that he is a good-for-nothing, Gu Xiu hurriedly had an awkward chat with Liu Chan.

"Uh……"

Qi Jinjin gave Liu Chan a large red gift bag.

Liu Chan just opened it and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't understand what Qi Jinjin gave him.

Now push the gift bag in front of Gu Xiu, and ask Gu Xiu for advice.

Gu Xiu took out a small black square box, and his expression changed drastically:

"I'll go, black bandage, the boss is so generous."

"This, what is this?"

"Uh, face cream, this bottle is so expensive, a certain treasure sells for more than 4000, and the purchasing agent costs [-], right?

Let me go, this lotion and cream are all available, all from the lady series——

So here comes the question, why did the boss send you this? "

Gu Xiu looked envious, and told Liu Chan that this black bandage is a star product of a certain company, and it contains high concentration of Bosein, which can stabilize the skin barrier and keep it supple and lustrous.

There is also a bottle of Tangerine Essence, which is said to contain a high concentration of idebenone, which has anti-oxidation and other effects.

Liu Chan was stunned for a long time, and then he realized that this is actually something for women to protect their faces after thousands of years.

Why did Qi Jinjin give herself this?

That's right, when we parted last time, I told Sister that my mother was coming back,

These should be given to mother, right?

Sister is really caring.

but……

"Why does Brother Gu know so much about this woman's skin care products?"

Gu Xiu blushed, and muttered:

"Hey, a few years ago when I went abroad to participate in competitions, I was beaten in the first round to defend the world tree.

After the fight, we were not in the mood to watch our peers fight, so we went to the duty-free shop at the airport to do shopping. We are used to it. "

Liu Chan: ...

Except for the two Internet addicted teenagers, the work efficiency of several other normal people is very high.

Soon, each dumpling was in the hot water boiling in the electric pot,

Taking advantage of the time when the dumplings were cooking, Qi Jinjin asked Chu Xiaoying to help prepare the seasoning, while he proudly put a few bottles of Penfolds on the table.

"Come on, happy new year everyone!"

The wine, which was as red as blood, poured into the goblet, and the sour taste from the fermentation made Liu Chan's index finger twitch.

It's a pity that Qi Jinjin insisted on the principle that children should not drink alcohol, and poured him a glass of juice, which disappointed Liu Chan.

Seeing the dumplings floating on the water, Huang Hao tentatively asked:

"Emperor Dou, does your country also eat this?"

Liu Chan thought for a moment, nodded seriously and said:

"Yes, but we call it wonton over there, and we don't eat it often."

Wonton, not often eaten.

Uh, it doesn't look like someone from Monkey Country, could it really be...

Fuck, you have to be more careful in the future, this water meter can be ruined when checked.

Liu Chan had seen ravioli similar to dumplings before, but this was the first time he had seen this crescent-shaped one.

Seeing these dumplings swollen and floating on the water one by one, he swallowed clumsily.