The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

What are you afraid of, Sun Quan is very stupid in war, why should you be afraid! "

Ma Liang and the others were furious when they saw someone speak ill of Liu Bei, and Chen Shi even rolled up his sleeves to challenge Yu Fan one-on-one.

Yu Fan stretched his face over with the strength of wine, and said with a sneer:

"Hit me, I, Yu Fan, have always been like this, and I haven't seen anyone hit me, you... oops..."

Liu Chan: ...

The madness of celebrities belongs to Fengya in this era, and everyone takes the tolerance of celebrities' pretentiousness as evidence that they have a deep heart.

But Chen Shi is a general promoted by Liu Bei from the grassroots.

He doesn't care if you are famous or not, anyone who dares to disrespect Liu Bei will be killed.

Liu Chan: ...

"Hey, it's good that uncles are here,

The little nephew happened to have no idea, and now he feels much more at ease. "

What Liu Chan said was the truth.

Ma Liang and Deng Zhi selected by Liu Bei are all capable men from Jingzhou, while Chen Shi is a veteran general with no foundation, and they can quickly transform into combat effectiveness.

With their support, Liu Chan can easily delegate power and go to eat hot pot first.

Ah, it turns out that the feeling of delegating power is so good...

Seeing that Yu Fan was about to be beaten to death by Chen Shi's set of eight punches, everyone hurriedly separated the two of them pretending,

Zhuge Qiao introduced the current situation on behalf of Liu Chan, and sincerely asked everyone for advice:

"At present, General Guan is confronting Sun Quan and Cao Ren. I wonder if you have any suggestions to relieve the siege of Xiangyang?"

Ma Liang had been a colleague of Guan Yu for a long time before, and when he heard this, he smiled lightly:

"It's all right, although Yunchang is short of water troops, but when he lands, the Wu army is definitely not Yunchang's opponent, the son can rest assured."

"Sun Quan is now riding a tiger,

If a certain prediction is correct, Sun Quan should be afraid that we will cut off his retreat again,

Recently, there should be an attitude of withdrawing to Xiakou and testing us in the name of exchanging Sun Jiao. "

"That's not right!"

Everyone else gave Ma Liang a lot of face, only Ma Su didn't take it seriously.

He believed that Sun Quan could not afford to lose in this battle, and he would definitely do his best to attack Xiangyang.

He thought that he should take advantage of Sun Quan's attack on Xiangyang and choose Xiakou as the rear defense direction to suddenly go south.

Attacked Baqiu again, and attacked Lukou along the river, and finally succeeded in occupying the entire South County, blockading Changsha, Guiyang, and Jiaozhou, and negotiating with Sun Quan.

Strive to bring the entire state of Jiaozhou and the two counties of Changsha and Guiyang under your own rule, and completely defeat Sun Quan.

Not to mention Ma Di's eloquence, he was very passionate when talking about this plan.

If he didn't know Sun Quan's temper, he would have agreed to Liu Chan because he was afraid that Sun Quan might be uncertain.

"Xiao...Xiaochang has a good idea.

But our army is exhausted from fighting for a long time, now is not the time to send troops..."

"Hey, my son's words are wrong."

When Ma Di talked about the art of war, he immediately got very excited, as if his whole body was glowing, and even stood up involuntarily, and said loudly:

"Our army is exhausted, and Wu's army is also exhausted,

This is a great opportunity to destroy the main force of the bandit army in one fell swoop and revive the Han Dynasty, the son of the world must not let it go casually. "

Liu Chan has quite understood a truth these days.

The important matter of the military strategist is related to survival, and it must not be taken lightly.

Ma Di's understanding of war is too situational. He doesn't understand how cruel war is, let alone understand that his soldiers are not a group of puppets without feelings. There are many factors that determine the direction of war.

Liu Chan was thinking about how to reject Ma Su's provocative proposal, when Yu Fan, who was beaten up with a bruised nose and swollen face, said sadly:

"Okay, well said,

Maybe Sun Quan and Cao Cao are fighting right now, wouldn't it be better for you to go down the river and fight Jianye? "

Chapter 153 You Should Eat Hot Pot in Winter (Add 3/8 for Zhuxia Ghosts)

Yu Fan's eccentric way of speaking really deserves a beating.

Ma Liang secretly winked at Chen Shi, and Chen Shi jumped up again, punching Yu Fan.

But this time Yu Fan was well prepared, and he easily avoided Chen Shi's powerful punch, which surprised Chen Shi a lot.

Why is this old man so flexible.

Holding the wine glass in his hand, Yu Fan stepped back slightly, looked at Chen Shi with contempt, and said with a sneer:

"What, am I wrong?

Didn't they all talk about going downstream, even Jiaozhou?

Hey, be bold, maybe Cao Cao and Sun Quan are already fighting,

When the time comes, we will confiscate them from all sides and bring back all the land we lost before. Wouldn't it be great? "

After finishing speaking, Yu Fan laughed wantonly, did not hide his sarcasm, and even lured Chen Shi to fight him again.

Chen Shi was furious, but Yu Fan's dodging and moving was so flexible just now that Chen Shi didn't dare to make a move for a while, so he could only stare at Yu Fan angrily, and kept thinking.

Liu Chan was speechless, and he swore secretly that he would never discuss with this bastard Yu Fan again next time.

I can't think of a way, and I keep adding trouble to myself.

What's the deal with Ma Su?

I wondered with my toes that Sun Quan would never fight Cao Cao.

He had already offended Guan Yu, if he offended Cao Cao at this time, he would be so stupid that he could not explain it.

With so many elders face to face, Liu Chan naturally can't be as knowledgeable as this old troll,

He put on a very modest look and sighed:

"Let's borrow Mr. Zhongxiang's auspicious words, and when Cao Cao and Sun Quan really fight, let's save Sun Quan once.

Presumably, no matter how thick-skinned Sun Quan is, he will not dare to embarrass us in the future. "

Everyone laughed, and followed Liu Chan's words to wait for the good news, and no longer entangled in this topic.

Finally, Yu Fan was drunk, Liu Chan told people to pull him back to the room and not allow him to come out.

He also pretended to be depressed and said goodbye to everyone.

Back in the room, Liu Chan first asked his servants to boil a pot of hot water, went back to the room and closed the door, changed his clothes, and made another bowl of instant noodles.

Huh, although it is hard to say it about delegating power, but

Hey, it's such a hassle to deal with these things.

With so many elders helping, it's time for me to trouble them.

A familiar feeling of dizziness passed, and Liu Chan came to the familiar small warehouse again.

At this moment, he skillfully turned on the light, adjusted his clothes in front of the vanity mirror on the wall, and carefully pushed the door open.

Today the internet cafe is temporarily closed. Qi Jinjin set up a table in the most luxurious box and set up a golden copper pot. She is busy putting plates of vegetables and meat on the five-story trolley on the side.

Seeing Liu Chan coming out on tiptoe, she hurriedly waved:

"Come and help, I'm exhausted!"

Liu Chan hurried over to help Qi Jinjin arrange a pile of meat.

Looking at the clear snow patterns on the thin meat slices, Liu Chan couldn't help swallowing

After all, Dahan doesn't have any good fresh-keeping techniques. Even Liu Chan can't eat fresh meat every day.

During the days of guarding the Youjiang Estuary, he only ate corn every day, and he never even touched the smell of oil.

While there was no one around, Qi Jinjin taught Liu Chan how to eat this hot pot, so that Liu Chan would not reveal his secrets all of a sudden.

"I've already told them that you are a foreign friend, and when you hear a question you can't answer, you pretend not to understand it.

My best friend is very stupid and cute, so she probably won't see any flaws. That internet-addicted boy is just as scheming as Dr. Liu, and he's fine.

Just eat, just follow what I said and have an awkward chat with them."

Liu Chan nodded foolishly, and helped Qi Jinjin pour boiling water into the pot.

Although the eating techniques of the Han Dynasty have made a lot of progress compared to the Qin Dynasty, due to the limitation of the pot materials, they still have not got rid of the three categories of frying without oil, roasting, and boiling.

In recent years, the method of sharing cooked food with copper tripods has begun to appear.

However, the quality of copper in many places is really poor, and it will crack when baked for too long, and everyone is not in the mood to sit around the copper stove and eat while cooking.

A relaxing moment like today was a luxury after the chaotic battles in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty. At least Liu Chan has never enjoyed it.

Looking at the red peppers floating in the golden copper pot, Liu Chan couldn't help swallowing again.

Qi Jinjin told him that it tasted the same as Latiao, and Liu Chan was quite pleasantly surprised:

"Can you grow spicy sticks too?"

"It's not spicy strips, it's chili peppers

The land you occupy now is the main production and sales area of ​​chili in later generations,

I have prepared several kinds of chili seeds with different spiciness for you, you can look at them in various ways. "

"However, don't delay your food production."

Liu Chan was quite moved by Qi Jinjin's good intentions.

When the war subsides, it must be great to grow some of these things in Yizhou to add some flavor.

He was about to say thank you solemnly, when he suddenly heard a tragic wail.

"Ah, ah, keep the house, keep the house,

What are you two doing, go back to the city!

Ahhh, I'm going to lose."

Liu Chan:

Qi Jinjin shrugged helplessly:

"I forgot to tell you, Dr. Liu has come early,

My best friend and my hired thugs are taking him to play games.

But it seems not too optimistic! "

In the special e-sports box on the side, three people are sitting in front of the computer in an orderly manner.

Liu Bangqiang, who has hair like a chicken coop, sits still with a calm face. He is very satisfied with the data of 030 in the upper left corner.

He looked at the teenager who was screaming madly beside him, and snorted very disdainfully:

"Look at you, thinking only of yourself showing off,

As I said, you wait until I get out of the mountain to come back, why do you have to give it away, this game, it is unrealistic to always think that you can beat five by yourself! "

Sitting in the farthest position is a petite girl with twin ponytails,

She rolled her eyes, grabbed a pack of spicy sticks from the table, and ate it very professionally:

"I'm an assistant, I don't take the blame.

It's the guy, aren't you a professional player invited by Jin Jin San Gu gas station?

Although I don't play many times, you can't dominate this fish pond and still want to play professionally?

I advise you to drink mouse tail juice."

Qi Jinjin knocked on the door of the box and walked in with a smile: