Bai Fumei and I's Wilderness Survival

At this time, Cao Wei looked at Master Yideng and asked with a smile.

This master doesn't seem to be in vain!

It is obviously a hidden powerful npc in this main god space!

"I've got a lot of work to do. To tell you the truth, brother, I've always been eclectic!"

"Oh? So you have a lot of business?"

Cao Wei raised his eyebrows.

"That is!"

The fat old monk stroked his beard and said lightly, "Fortune calculation, zodiac sign detection, making holes in mud tiles, jailbreak upgrade, bone-setting massage with secret recipe of bruises, I know a little bit about everything!"

Hearing this, Cao Wei swallowed hesitantly, this... really is a master among the people...

"Master, is there anything you don't know?"

The fat man is also unhappy.

"Cough! Walking in the rivers and lakes, you won't be overwhelmed by your skills!"

"Brother, today I see that you are destined to be with me, why not... let me do a fortune-telling for you for free?"

"Oh? Free?"

"Of course!"

"Then...you do the math!"

Cao Wei said with a hey smile.

"Stretch out your hand, let me see your palmistry!"

Hearing this, Cao Wei stretched out his hand directly.

"Brother, your skin is very dry..."

The master frowned and said, "Why don't you try my hand cream? No 98, no [-], five yuan a bottle!"

"Master, didn't you tell me to tell my fortune..."

Cao Wei looked at the hand cream that the master took out and twitched his eyes.

"Ahem, I'm used to it, I'm used to it..."

The master smiled awkwardly, and then looked at Cao Wei's gesture seriously.

"Brother, I see that you have committed a crime recently!"

Hearing this, Cao Wei frowned: "Is there such a thing?"

"Don't be too happy!"

The master hurriedly said: "You will encounter a big trouble recently, and this trouble has something to do with peach blossoms!"

"Master, don't scare me, what trouble will I encounter?"

Cao Wei said nazily.

"This is what I said. Monks don't lie. As for the trouble, this... the secret of heaven must not be leaked..."

As the master said, he twisted his right thumb and index finger...

Seeing this, Cao Wei also saw that what the sky should not reveal, this person is just under the coffin asking for money!

"Boss, don't listen to his nonsense! I think he is just bluffing!"

At this time, the fat man on the side was also upset.

"Hey! Be careful what you say, little fat man! Otherwise, I'll sue you for defamation!"

"I……"

Fatty's eyes twitched when he heard this, this person actually wants to sue him for defamation?

"Hmph! We intellectuals have morals!"

The master said in a bad mood.

"I said Master, can you catch ghosts?"

At this time Cao Wei asked hurriedly.

"Ghost? Where is it?"

The master was taken aback when he heard this, and hugged Cao Wei who was beside him tightly.

"Ahem, not here."

Cao Wei smiled bitterly and said, why did the old man get so scared like a monkey when he heard the ghost?

Cough!

The master seemed to realize that his behavior was not too elegant, cleared his throat, and hurriedly let go of Cao Wei and said: "Punish rape and eliminate evil, go to evil to ward off evil, that is our job as a monk, you are asking this..."

"Really……"

Cao Wei looked at this master lamp with a sad face, always feeling that this person was more scared than himself after hearing the ghost just now.

"What did I lie to you for! If you meet a ghost, use my professional ghost exorcist! As soon as this thing is turned on, hehe, all ghosts and ghosts will be wiped out!"

Hearing this, Cao Wei also raised his eyebrows, looking at the thing that looked like a beauty instrument in the master's hand, he muttered in his heart.

Is this going to take this thing to give Sadako a beauty treatment?

"What? You don't believe it?"

The master looked at everyone with anxious eyes.

"I said, master, can you be more professional? Isn't this ghost exorcising instrument too advanced?"

Cao Wei looked at the modern crafted plastic products and smiled wryly.

"Oh! You actually doubt my profession!"

When the master heard this, he said angrily: "To prove that I am a professional, I will give you this thing for free!"