At the beginning, he will be divided by five horses of Tang Taizong

How about a royal joke?

Li Shimin looked at the few courtiers in front of him coldly, and wanted to beat them to death.

He was about to say something more, when suddenly footsteps came from outside the door, and he hurriedly said: "You juniors, don't stand so far away, come and eat!"

"" Changsun Chong and the others were speechless.

The three of them just wanted to go up to have a taste, but Qin Shou left again.

The atmosphere of the scene immediately changed again.

A gleam flashed in Li Shimin's eyes, and he said with a smile: "Let's not talk about anything else today, just talk about the friendship between relatives, don't have so many rules, let's all sit down and eat!"

"How are you two old guys doing?"

"This person, if he wants to live a long time, he must understand his physical condition, what he can eat and what he can't eat, he should know. After all, disaster comes from the mouth and disease comes from the mouth, don't you think?"

Li Shimin is reminding all of you present here to understand their respective responsibilities, what to do, what not to do, what to say and what not to say, all must be weighed.

After speaking, he deliberately looked at Cheng Yaojin quietly.

Especially you!

Changsun Wuji scratched his head, "There's nothing wrong with that. You have strong muscles and strong bones, and you are in good health. We also want to be blessed by you, live him for a few more years, eat and drink more, and don't be too lax, right?" ?”

Cheng Yaojin kept talking, and said while eating: "I'm not worried about this, the body is good, the teeth are also good, meat and vegetables are not taboo!"

"That's right, this guy is in the middle grades, and he's too embarrassed to go out to meet people if he has nothing wrong with him. I have nothing wrong with him, but I'm afraid I won't be able to eat meat." Wei Zheng said.

This is the collision of several top brains in Datang, every sentence contains hidden secrets, and there is something in the words.

"I"

Li Shimin gritted his teeth, "Everything is done in moderation. Sometimes it looks like a good thing, but if you eat it, your stomach may not be able to bear it. Don't you think so?"

This is already an extremely obvious hint that the few of you have participated too much in this matter.

At this time, several juniors, Chang Sun Chong, Chang Sun Huan, and Cheng Chubi heard the words, their hearts were already trembling, and their backs felt cold, directly from their heels to the back of their heads.

Legs are shaking.

But Wei Zheng, who dared to point Li Shimin's nose and scold him, was naturally not afraid.

Wei Zheng said with a smile: "Is this food good or not, you have to eat it to know."

"That's right, that's what it means."

Changsun Wuji and Cheng Yaojin also pretended to be confused, devouring the meat with their heads down.

In the court, the two of them would definitely not dare to be so confrontational with His Majesty, but in private, it would be fine to say a few more words.

Nima!

How many of you are all pretending to be stupid?

Alright, since you are willing to die, don't blame me for helping you if something goes wrong.

Li Shimin only felt itchy teeth.

But at this time, Qin Shou came in again with food.

The screen changes again

Wei Zheng became loyal and honest.

Cheng Yaojin had a naive smile on his face.

Not to mention Changsun Wuji, he had a peaceful face and a smile on his face.

The three of them whispered to each other:

"The old Wangtou next door has been in poor health recently. I guess this winter will be difficult."

"I've been waking up lately lately, it seems I need to make up for it"

"By the way, the pill you gave me last time worked quite well, is there any more?"

"Also, I'll give you some tomorrow"

"Have you noticed that the law and order in Chang'an has improved a lot recently, and I don't know what's going on?"

""

Ok?

This is all in the state at once?

Normally, why didn't I see that these guys are so good at acting?

Li Shimin looked at the few of them with a livid face and trembling lips.

The three juniors, the eldest Sun Chong, the eldest Sun Huan, and Cheng Chubi also had dull expressions on their faces, and they all froze.

After being stunned for a long time, Cheng Chubi looked at Brother Changsun Chong, swallowed dryly and said, "I feel that I will never reach their realm in this life, it's nothing short of heaven!"

Brother Changsun Chong nodded deeply.

at last

After the food and wine were served, the atmosphere became even more lively.

"Father-in-law, uncle, I want to start a grocery store business. I heard that people in the yamen have to nod. Don't you know some people? You can help me find out." At this moment, Qin Shou finally proposed the idea of ​​starting a grocery store .

Li Shimin and Changsun Wuji haven't spoken yet.

Cheng Yaojin drank a little too much at this time, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he said in a daze: "Let's pass a few days, you don't even know that the current situation in Chang'an is very chaotic!"

"No, what's the situation?" Qin Shou asked puzzled.

Chapter 66: The Old and Sneaky

what happened?

The corners of Changsun Wuji's and Wei Zheng's mouths couldn't help twitching.

Speaking of which, this matter has something to do with Qin Shou, because of him, the people from Baiqisi have trampled all the bricks on Zhuque Street to pieces these days.

Sure enough, Cheng Yaojin said: "You are not in Chang'an these few days, but I don't know. I heard that a lot of things have happened in the past two days in the court."

"The food sent by the imperial court to the Yellow River for disaster relief is real rations, but in the hands of the victims, the food has become the kind that is mixed with bran, chaff, vegetation, and even soil and sand for livestock."

"I heard that this matter is also related to many powerful people."

"What's more, His Majesty didn't know why he was disturbed these few days. In a fit of rage, he severely investigated the officials of various ministries in Chang'an City, and many officials were thrown into prison."

"So, it's extremely unwise, extremely unwise to open up relationships at this time of panic!"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of all the people present couldn't help changing, and they all put down their bowls and chopsticks.

The expressions of Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng couldn't help but become a bit solemn.

In the past few days, in addition to Qin Shou being robbed, the "mountain torrent" caused by the corruption of relief food in the Yellow River Road also seems to have pushed the entire court into the shadows.

The implications are wide and the impact is great.

Frightening.

"His uncle, you can't drink enough, just drink less, you think you're drunk again?" Li Shimin said with a smile.

But his eyes stared fiercely at Cheng Yaojin, meaning: Do you frankly know what you are doing?

You even told me about the affairs above the court?

Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng were actually thinking about this, so they couldn't help but come to Qin Shou's place.

The two of them were still thinking about how to ask this matter in a roundabout way, but they didn't expect Cheng Yaojin to tell this matter directly.

But Cheng Yaojin continued in a dazed way: "Tsk tsk tsk, people in the court are in a state of panic now, and the court is probably going to make a big move. Maybe it will kill a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood and heads rolling in!"

Cheng Yaojin's words are not scaremongering,

It's about to happen.

In this disaster relief and corruption case, not to mention many people from various ministries of the imperial court were imprisoned, even many officials from the Yellow River Road were escorted to Beijing.

The intention of the author is self-evident.

I heard that the execution platform has been erected, which shows Li Shimin's determination.

Li Shimin's eyes were about to burst into flames. He patted the table and said, "Uncle, he eats when he eats, and talks about government affairs. Can he die?"

When everyone heard the words, they immediately fell silent!

The three juniors, especially Cheng Chubi, trembled and their faces turned green.

I just felt my heart beating faster, my hands were clenched tightly, and my knuckles were turning white.

Dad, don't be confused!

Li Shimin stared at the few people present with fiery eyes, his eyes flickering.

He was clear in his heart, why did Lao Cheng bring up this matter?

Wasn't it because Cheng Chuliang, the second son of their family, was among those implicated this time?

There are also old guys like Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng. Although the surface is calm and nothing can be seen, these people can't wait to come to Qin Shou's place, do they have any other purpose?

He glanced at the three juniors again.

That's right!

The three juniors also have a purpose.

Let's talk about Cheng Chubi first, he feels uncomfortable recently!

Big brother, Cheng Chumo is the eldest son.

He didn't do anything, but got the most shade from his father, and inherited the dukedom of Lu State that his father had fought so hard for, and it was passed down from generation to generation.

Although the elder brother didn't make much achievements in the officialdom, he won the title that others can't get in his whole life without hard work, and there are seven hundred households supporting him without doing anything.

Not to mention how happy and comfortable life is.

Let's talk about the second brother, Cheng Chuliang.

Prosperous in love, married the emperor's daughter, Princess Qinghe, and also got the shadow of his father, and got the title of Duke of Dong'e County without doing anything.

As a son-in-law, he got more Shiyi than his father Cheng Yaojin, reaching a thousand households.And Princess Qinghe, when she married into Cheng's family, brought with her another three thousand households, she was the richest of the three brothers.

The second elder brother's official position is not very high, and there is only one Zuowei Zhonglang general as a real official, but after all, he is a relative of the emperor, so he won the honorary position of General Ningyuan by the way.

Looking at myself, nothing.

There is no way, there is a difference between the son and the concubine, the elder and the younger are orderly, and the father's shadow can be the least, and the father can give him only the status of a person who has made great achievements in the Tang Dynasty, and the rest can only be won by himself.

Therefore, since the last time he went to pick up Qin Shou, he felt like he was hysterical. He thought about it day and night, and realized that this was an opportunity, a great opportunity.

Let's talk about Chang Sun Chong.

Since the perfume was delivered last time, it really worked. Yesterday, he went to Pingkangli Lane and saw that sweet girl who was thinking about it day and night, but the perfume seemed to be used up.

Sun Hwan

His thoughts were much simpler, he just couldn't understand, how could this person not be quietly strangled to death after doing such a scandal?Instead, treat it like a baby?

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little tense, Qin Shou hurriedly persuaded: "Father-in-law, don't be so anxious to get angry? Didn't the old uncle say it at our own house? He didn't run to the street to yell."

Ouch, hey, you have a heart problem, you are still so generous!

"Old uncle, where did you get the news?" Qin Shou turned his head and asked.

Cheng Yaojin couldn't help being taken aback, Changsun Wuji hurriedly took over the conversation and said: "He is a long-term worker for the family of the official, and he probably listens to some servants."

"It's still true, you are just a long-term worker." Qin Shou shook his head and said, "We ordinary people, what are you doing for the imperial court?"

"Besides, do you think that the emperor of the Tang Dynasty and his courtiers are all idiots? They are all a group of old, treacherous and cunning people who will not pay for their lives. How can we imagine the twists and turns in our stomachs?"

"They think with their ass|ass, and they won't kill people's heads."

The house was suddenly very quiet.

Everyone was dazed, staring at Qin Shou strangely, the corners of their mouths twitching.

Are we all cunning and cunning?

Have you ever scolded someone in front of you like this?