Urban: I have a new identity every week

It may be the reason why Su Xun often let them lick, and now they are more proficient in licking.

"Master, how much is the donation?" Xiaoli asked.

Su Xun pondered for a moment: "Just donate one yuan. Goose feathers can be sent from thousands of miles away. The gift is light and the affection is heavy."

The four girls couldn't help complaining secretly, they should send zombies thousands of miles away, and the hostility should be more important than courtesy.

"Let's go, find a place to live first."

Su Xun rented a yard with his four daughters, and inadvertently increased the average GDP of the island country.

He is simply a good friend of the Japanese people.

In the evening, Su Xun sat on the sofa with Yingying and Xiaoli in his arms, watching the island news.

The daytime attack was reported in the news to comfort the people, in short: the disaster is temporary, but the Little Sun Empire is invincible.

"Zizi~sting~"

Suddenly, the lights in the room were turned off, and the TV screen turned into a snowflake-like, gloomy atmosphere.

"A ghost is coming out of the TV."

Su Xun thought of Miss Sadako, and brought three ghosts and one demon to squat in front of the TV screen.

Then a female ghost with loose black hair, white skirt, and pale palms slowly crawled out from the TV.

"This hair is a bit dry and split."

Su Xun picked up a strand of black hair and commented.

Sadako's body froze, and she slowly raised her head, facing five faces of four women and one man.

She felt that something was wrong, half of her body that had just crawled out, retracted quietly again.

"Stuck? Let me help you."

Su Xun grabbed her hair and pulled her out of the TV.

"Ah! Butterfly! Butterfly!"

Sadako was lying on the ground and shivering, it was too scary, people nowadays are not even afraid of ghosts?

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 1010 The ritual of sacrificing the sky, the wrath of Amaterasu

In the living room, Su Xun sat on the sofa.

Sadako knelt in front of her and shivered.

Sadako was ready to betray her chastity, but luckily she was pretty.

But Su Xun was not interested in her beauty.

"Send me a letter, and I'll let you go."

Su Xun spoke Longguo dialect, and Yingying was responsible for translating it to the local ghost Sadako who was born and bred in the island country.

Yingying and the others have been in the island country for so long, so they are naturally proficient in the island language.

"Hmm."

Sadako kept nodding her head, she didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly, she almost cried with joy.

Su Xun wrote a letter and handed it to her: "Send it to the emperor, otherwise you will die."

The emperor also watches TV. As long as there is a TV, Sadako can get out.

"Hi!" Sadako nodded.

Sadako carefully put away the letter, then climbed into the TV and disappeared.

"She's so weak." Xiaohong said.

Fortunately, Sadako left early, otherwise she would be hit again when she heard this sentence.

"It's not that she's weak, it's that you are too strong. Come on, Teacher Su will teach you some new postures... Sorry, I made a mistake, it's new knowledge."

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When Teacher Su was teaching students new knowledge, the Emperor of the Little Sun Kingdom had already received his letter.

As soon as Sadako got out of the TV, she was caught by the onmyoji who was in charge of the emperor's safety.

"Baga! Baga! Road!"

After reading the letter, the emperor was so angry that he wanted to tear up the letter, but he didn't dare.

He beat things in the living room incompetently.

Su Xuna was not so much a letter as a sacrificial oration, and he wanted the emperor to recite the sacrificial oration he wrote during the ceremony.

The sacrificial text is too long, and the main idea is: Papa Su is very powerful, we can't beat him, as long as Amaterasu God you give him his concubine, he will become our stepfather, and he won't beat us anymore.

Therefore, for the future of the island country, for the future of your people, I implore Amaterasu to get married.

So, can the emperor not be angry?

This is humiliation, Hong Guoguo's humiliation!

Well, no green bubbles.

If he dared to read this sacrificial oration at the ceremony, what face would he have?

What face does the island nation have?

"Go, please the prime minister, please Master Fujiwara..."

After venting for a while, he has calmed down, knowing that it is useless to get angry now.

So he needs to find someone to discuss it.

In any case, he can't make a decision alone, otherwise he will be alone when the time comes.

After half an hour, everyone arrived.

"Masters, please take a look, that guy is simply unscrupulous and extremely rampant!"

The emperor passed on the letter.

"idiot!!!"

After reading it, everyone was furious.

"It's really unreasonable! It's too much to deceive people!"

"How dare he humiliate us like this!"

Suddenly someone said: "Baga! God Amaterasu has been humiliated, we should commit seppuku!"

Then the audience fell silent for an instant, and everyone looked at that guy as if they were looking at an idiot.

Those who ride horses can't shout slogans indiscriminately. It is God Amaterasu who is humiliated, not us.

Why should we commit seppuku?

What's more, even if we are humiliated, then it's okay to be humiliated, life and wealth are still enough.

The spirit of bushido exists only in a small group of people, and this group of politicians is by no means included.

"Gentlemen, please tell me what to do."

The emperor pretended that he didn't hear the sentence just now, because if seppuku had to be done, as the emperor, he would definitely be the first one.

Everyone was silent.

"Do as he said, Amaterasu God blamed it, I will bear it all." Master Fujiwara said.

In fact, this arouses the anger of Amaterasu, which can increase the chance of Amaterasu's manifestation.

"Master, how can this work!"

"Yes mage, think twice..."

Everyone is trying to persuade Master Fujiwara, but no one is willing to stand up to replace him.

Because, no one is willing to bear the wrath of a god, some people are willing to take the blame, why not do it?

"Forget it, mage, I thank you on behalf of the people of the whole country, and I will also announce my abdication after the ceremony."

The emperor made a final decision on this matter. After this matter, he will definitely not be able to sit on the throne.

After all, an emperor who recited such a sacrificial oration at a ceremony to sacrifice to heaven, whether a god or a human being, would not continue to accept his existence.

"My lords! Everything is for the empire!"

"Hey! All for the Empire!"

The slogan was shouted loudly, but who knows if it is true or not?

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Two days later, the island nation's largest ceremony to sacrifice to heaven since its founding was held in Edo.

Many steps were skipped directly, such as the time-wasting step of asking someone to pretend to be a god patrolling the streets.

Because in the past two days, Nintendo has brought painful damage to the island country, and it can't afford to waste time

Below the altar, there is a dense crowd. At this moment, people all over the country are kneeling on the street.

On the altar, the emperor was dressed in a fine attire, holding a sacrificial oration, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and then slowly began to read in a trembling voice.

After this incident, he will be infamous forever.

The sacrificial rites were spread throughout the country by radio.

The sacrificial oracle started normally, but after listening to it, everyone realized that something was wrong.

"Baga! Lu! What is he talking about!"

"Our great God Amaterasu actually wants to marry a lowly Dragon Kingdom man?"

"Get him out of that position! He doesn't deserve it!"

The citizens stood up, anger burned the whole country, and some people in Edo even attacked the altar.

Fortunately, it was suppressed by soldiers.

Seeing the anger below, his eyes seemed to devour his citizens, the Emperor shivered, took a deep breath, and continued to read the sacrificial text.

At the same time, Amaterasu, who was sleeping in the Kingdom of God, also felt the inspiration from the world.

She opened her long and narrow phoenix eyes, and the first thing she saw was that all the subjects were kneeling on the ground.

She was a little puzzled, she just fell asleep, what happened in the world?

But then, as the sacrificial oration sounded in her ears, her beautiful face gradually darkened.

Boom!

Over the island country, the originally cloudless sky, with the change of Amaterasu's mood, suddenly dark clouds overwhelmed, the clear sky gave birth to thunder, and the wind suddenly blew up.

"Angry! God Amaterasu is angry!"

"That stupid idiot! He offended the Great God, and he brought disaster upon us!"

"We will lose the protection of God Amaterasu!"

The islanders who were still angry at this moment knelt down again to pray for Amaterasu.

Even the emperor put down his sacrificial rites and prostrated himself on the ground.

The same is true for Master Fujiwara. Although he is kneeling, his expression is extraordinarily excited.

God Amaterasu has appeared, and that demon will definitely be eliminated again, and the island country will usher in peace.

For this reason, he is willing to bear all the sins, even if it means paying the price with his life.

Su Xun, that stupid devil, actually wrote such a sacrificial oration to humiliate Amaterasu.

It's really thanks to his stupidity that he can provoke Amaterasu to appear, hahahaha.

If it wasn't for the inappropriate occasion, Master Fujiwara and the others couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.