Urban: I have a new identity every week

You are afraid of a hammer, don't think we didn't see it just now, you kicked the person in front of you away, and then fell on the sedan chair.

This stepping on the horse was obviously premeditated.

"No... don't be afraid." Zhong Kuimei looked at the handsome young man in front of her, feeling her heart beating so fast.

This was his last chance to get married, so he fell off and landed on his sedan chair.

Could this be God's will?

He is his good match?

"Su Xun! You bastard! Get off my sister immediately!"

Zhong Kui let out a loud roar, and his beard stood on end, really, his hair exploded.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 994 The Collapsed Zhong Kui

Zhong Kui and Su Xun were not familiar with each other.

But because Fenhun used to be neighbors with Simu, he also heard about Su Xun's romantic deeds from Simu.

In just a small town of Renjia, he took in a pair of cousins, who are simply big studs.

Even if Zhong Kui's sister can't get married, she doesn't need to be a concubine.

The status of concubines is very low. In ancient times, concubines were even given to each other for fun, even if they were pregnant.

His sister Zhong Kui married eighteen times without getting married, so he has already been laughed at in the underworld.

If he were to become a concubine now, wouldn't he be laughed out of his teeth?

So, fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-Su Xun!

If he had known that Su Xun could really come to the underworld, he wouldn't have sent out invitations indiscriminately.

Even if Zhong Kui starved to death, he would never agree to his sister being Su Xun's concubine!

Hearing Zhong Kui call out Su Xun's name, everyone... made a mistake, and all the ghosts were taken aback.

It turned out that this guy knew them, Lord Zhong.

"Do you know my brother?" Zhong Li asked Su Xun, slapping Su Xun's face with a sweet breath.

Su Xun said solemnly: "A few times, Brother Zhong said that he had a younger sister who wanted to marry me. I thought it was a joke. I didn't expect him to have a younger sister who is so beautiful and... plump."

"Thank you for the compliment, but you put your hands down first, there are so many people watching." Zhong Li blushed and said softly like a mosquito, really embarrassing.

"I'm really sorry, of course." Su Xun smiled apologetically, and then switched hands again.

"You...you are so bad." Zhong Li was angry and ashamed, she really liked this kind of bad man.

Of course, the premise is to be handsome.

If it looks ugly, it's like a slap in the face and another curse, a hooligan.

Zhong Kui's lungs were about to explode: "Su Xun!"

When did I tell you that I wanted to marry my sister to you?

Brother Zhong, do I know you very well?

Also, if you don't take your hand away, I will use the Zhong Kui sword you returned to cut off your dog's paw!

"Brother Uncle, what do you want me to do?" Su Xun looked at Zhong Kui curiously, and shouted naturally.

Such a shameless appearance made Zhong Kui amazed, and then he gritted his teeth.

"You forced me!"

Zhong Kui yelled, stepped straight into the air, and stretched out his hand to grab Su Xun: "Get off!"

"Sister, I'm so scared." Su Xun showed panic and hugged Zhong Li tightly.

Zhong Li got up and protected Su Xun behind him, and looked at Zhong Kui angrily: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"What are you doing! Get out of the way!" Zhong Kui shouted, he didn't expect Su Xun to be so shameless.

Zhong Li hugged Su Xun, and said stubbornly, "Brother, I want to marry him, or I won't."

On the day of my wedding, he fell from the sky. Isn't this a perfect match from heaven?

"Oh, sister, do you know how many women he has!" Zhong Kui was so angry that he jumped up and down.

Zhong Li paused, and then quickly said: "I don't care, doesn't that just show his excellence?"

"You didn't say that last time." Zhong Kui's eyes widened, and he looked at Zhong Li in disbelief: "Last time you said that if you want to marry, you will only marry a woman who only loves you, and you will never marry Huaxin. Big carrot."

"Then can I change my mind now? Who made him so handsome." Zhong Li said with a blushing face, her head raised and her chest majestic.

Zhong Kui collapsed: "How can you do this?"

As a person who died because of being ugly, Zhong Kui was violently attacked by his own sister.

Legend has it that Zhong Kui was originally a candidate of the Tang Dynasty and won the first prize in the examination, but when he was interviewed in the Jinluan Hall, the emperor thought he was too ugly and wanted to re-elect the first prize.

Zhong Kui was ashamed and angry, and in a rage, he pulled out the sword from the waist of the general stationed in the palace and killed himself.

The emperor was shocked, and in order to stop Youyou's mouth and win people's hearts, he decreed to allow Zhong Kui to be buried with the ceremony of number one scholar, and to make him the god of exorcism.

Therefore, Zhong Kui really hated the practice of ordering dishes based on his appearance.

This damned superficial world is too hostile towards a low-looking person like him.

"Brother, I'm sorry." Zhong Li also thought of how his brother died, and felt guilty immediately.

The corner of Zhong Kui's mouth twitched, you might as well not apologize, someone else's sister is a little padded jacket, and my sister is someone else's little padded jacket, my body armor.

"Old man Zhong! How dare you kill my little brat!"

At this moment, there was an angry shout, and a black-clothed ghost flew towards him with a large brush in his hand.

"Ghost sentence, today is my sister's big day, let's talk about what's going on after today."

Zhong Kui's expression changed, he stepped forward a few steps to stop him from the sedan chair, and said solemnly.

Previously, Zhong Kui met two little ghosts blocking the road and robbed them, and Zhong Kui killed them out of righteousness.

Unexpectedly, the little ghost turned out to be the subordinate of Gui Pan, who was ordered by Gui Pan to go out and collect money.

"Your sister won't get married, that's none of my business!"

The ghost sentence said without shame, cutting off people's wealth, such as killing their parents, he is very angry now.

Liang Kun said, ah... hiss~, I know how to clear the fire when the fire is hot.

"Ghost sentence, my uncle is right. Today is my wife and I's happy day. If you delay my entry into the bridal chamber, don't blame me for being rude."

Su Xun put his arms around Zhong Li, slid his hands around her waist, and said calmly while watching Gui Juan.

"Oh, don't talk nonsense, just leave it to my brother." Zhong Li turned pale with fright, and put a white jade-like finger on Su Xun's mouth.

That's a hell sentence, Su Xun offended a mortal, how could there be any good fruit?

Su Xun directly opened his mouth and covered his fingers.

Also, coquettish and lewd, it's him he's talking about.

Zhong Li's delicate body trembled: "No~"

"How courageous!" Zhong Kui and Gui Pan said in unison.

Then the two looked at each other, Zhong Kui stepped aside and said, "You beat him up, I have no objection."

"Brother..." Zhong Li became anxious.

Su Xun comforted, "It's okay, just watch me beat him up."

"Hmph." Zhong Kui sneered, he was such a brat, he didn't know the heights of the heavens and the depths of the earth.

"Shuzi is courting death!"

The ghost judge was furious, and with a loud shout, the judge pen flew out of his hand and shot at Su Xun.

"be careful!"

Zhong Li was shocked and wanted to cast a spell to help Su Xun block it.

Su Xun hugged her so tightly that she couldn't move, and with his other hand, he casually held the flying judge's pen.

"what!"

Seeing this scene, all the ghosts turned pale with fright.

Su Xun stretched out Zhong Li's slender fingers: "My lady, I don't have any skills as a husband, how can I be worthy of you?"

Being a scumbag also requires capital.

And he has enough capital up and down!

"Yeah." Zhong Li felt that he was really handsome, and secretly said that even if you have no skills, just relying on this face is enough.

"Shouldn't this guy be a mortal?" Zhong Kui frowned. He could feel that there was no flying corpse on Su Xun's body, so where did he get this ability.

The ghost judge roared: "Yangjian Zhuzi, return the judge's pen quickly, or don't blame me for being rude!"

"Want a judge's pen? Let Hades come and get it. I want to ask how he manages his subordinates."

Su Xun was sitting on the bridal sedan chair, with Zhong Li's delicate body in his arms, looking down at Ghost Sentence.

"You are presumptuous!" The ghost judge pointed at him and angrily reprimanded.

"Crack!"

Su Xun broke off the judge's pen, and threw it in front of the ghost judge: "You are the one who is presumptuous."

boom!

For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded.

That's the judge's pen, the magic tool used by the judge to write the book of life and death, how dare he break the judge's pen!

The point is, he can actually break the judge's pen!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 995 I'm afraid you can't bear it

Judge's pen is exclusive to judges, and it is a magic tool that can outline life and death, so it is not something that is taken lightly.

It is at the same level as Zhong Kui's sword.

Strictly speaking, it is barely considered an artifact!

But it was broken by a mortal.

Not to mention his guts, just relying on his breaking to be able to judge the pen, this ability is not weak.

Of course, no matter how great the ability is, as long as it is not as big as the King of Hades and dares to break the judge's pen, the matter will be serious.

"You are so courageous, old man Zhong. Your sister-in-law dared to break the judge's pen. I'll go back and mix it with you. You guys are waiting to die. There is no hope."

After the ghost judge finished speaking, he flew away. "

"Don't go! I don't know him well!"

Zhong Kui was so anxious that he yelled at the back, but the ghost judge ignored him at all, and hurried back to complain.

"It's over, it's over, it's a big trouble, don't make my brother angry, let him intercede for you."

Zhong Li said softly to Su Xun.

"Su Xun! Do you know what you did?" Zhong Kui looked at Su Xun and shouted.

Su Xun said that he doesn't know now, but I will know next time, I'm going to do it, your sister.

Zhong Li is also an expert in acting, and in a blink of an eye, Lihua brought rain: "Brother, you have to help him."

"You, you, you..." Zhong Kui didn't expect that his sister would never leave Su Xun at this time.