Urban: I have a new identity every week

What about the big Qin Corpse?

"Qin's corpse has been wiped out by Master Su."

Young Master Wu pointed at Su Xun and said.

"Master Su?"

Shi Chun and Chen Longshi looked at the terribly handsome boy on the opposite side in surprise.

Are you sure this guy is a master?

Su Xun stretched out his hand, and the Zhong Kui sword in Shi Chun's hand flew into his hand.

"My sword!" Shi Chun rushed forward subconsciously, and was grabbed by Chen Longshi.

"Don't be impulsive, you are a true master."

Being able to capture objects from a distance, has mana in his body.

Su Xun looked at Zhong Kui's sword in his hand, and could feel a faint divine power on it.

How could Zhong Kui's sword be in Yangjian?

boom!

A puff of smoke exploded, followed by a figure wearing a red official cannon, with a full beard and holding a flagon, walking out of the smoke.

"Zhong... Zhong Kui Celestial Master!"

"Master Zhong Kui has appeared!"

"Meet the Celestial Master..."

Seeing this scene, everyone's eyes widened, and then they prostrated themselves on the ground one by one.

This is Zhong Kui, a real fairy.

It is also fortunate that the live broadcast equipment has not been set up in time, otherwise the whole Hong Kong can see this scene.

Ma Xiaoling was about to kneel, but when she saw Su Xun still standing, her knees stiffened in an instant.

"Master Yixiu?"

Su Xun blurted out, that's right, Zhong Kui in front of him, except for his beard, looks exactly like his neighbor, Master Yixiu, who has four eyes.

"Su Xiaoyou, it's not Yixiu, but Zhong Kui, please return the sword in your hand quickly."

Zhong Kui laughed and said.

"What's going on here?" Su Xun threw the Zhong Kui sword in his hand.

Zhong Kui caught it and hung it on his waist, and then said: "What Su Xiaoyou saw in the past is just to cultivate in the human world with his soul."

"So that's how it is." Su Xun suddenly realized, looking at Zhong Kui in front of him, he suddenly thought of movies again.

"Zhong Kui Marries a Sister".

In this movie, there is also Uncle Jiu, a Taoist priest named Zhong Jiu.

A few days ago, Uncle Jiu said that he still has a Taoist temple with no business, and Zhong Jiu is probably his alias.

Moreover, the plot of the movie "Zhong Kui Marries a Sister" should not have started yet.

When the people kneeling on the ground heard the conversation between the two, they were shocked. They didn't expect Master Su to know Tianshi Zhong Kui.

Su Xun looked at Zhong Kui and asked, "I wonder if Zhong Tianshi's sister is married?"

In the movie, Zhong Kui's younger sister is very beautiful, especially in a white wedding dress, which makes her feel old.

This actor is a model and has won the title of Miss Asia. Well, he has long legs and big granaries.

Dressed in a white ancient costume, the clothes are half untied, the granary looms, and the image of the fragrant shoulders is absolutely perfect.

Zhong Kui, who was still smiling at first, turned dark instantly when he heard Su Xun's words.

His younger sister married more than a dozen times but did not get married.

Every time there are various accidents, it will become a joke in the underworld.

He is very sensitive on this matter.

He didn't expect Su Xun to bring this up. In his opinion, it was just a joke.

But fortunately, he recently arranged a marriage for his sister, and they are about to get married soon.

Thinking of this, Zhong Kui took out an invitation card and threw it over: "On the seventh day of this month, sister-in-law got married, if Xiaoyou Su has time, why not come and have a wedding wine."

He was deliberately embarrassing Su Xun. He knew that Su Xun could not do spells, but only kept corpses.

How can an ordinary person who doesn't know magic go to the underworld to drink wedding wine?

Is it possible to commit suicide?

"Okay, I'll definitely be there."

Su Xun put away the invitation, and prepared to go to the underworld to visit Zhong Kui and his sister.

"Then I'll be in the underworld, waiting for you."

After Zhong Kui's words fell, a cloud of smoke floated up in place, and his figure gradually disappeared.

After a while, everyone on the ground got up.

"Master Su, you are so powerful, I never thought you would be friends with Zhong Kui."

"That's right, Master Su, he even invited you to his sister's wedding. It's really honorable."

"Master Su, can you take some photos of the underworld for me..."

Everyone looked at Su Xun full of awe and envy, already treating Su Xun as a god.

"Face? It's quite face-saving."

Su Xun smiled slightly, and went to attend Zhong Kui's sister's wedding by himself, Zhong Kui did have face.

Zhong Kui married his sister, and in the end his sister actually married a duck. Isn't this a treasure?

The plot of the movie is that a rich woman bought a duck, but the ghost of the rich woman's dead husband lingered.

So the rich woman took the duck to find Uncle Jiu's Taoist temple, and asked Uncle Jiu to do a trick and send the duck to the underworld to talk to her dead ghost husband.

As a result, the duck just fell on the sedan chair where Zhong Kui's sister got married, and then Zhong Kui's sister thought it was God's will, so she fell in love with the duck.

This is also her last chance. If she doesn't get married again, she will never be able to reincarnate.

But the duck had only three days left to live, so Zhong Kui and his sister stole the book of life and death to change the duck's life, so they fought with the judge.

In the end, he and the three little ghosts fled to the underworld. After arriving in the underworld, Zhong Kui found out that the man his sister liked was a duck, so he disagreed.

However, his younger sister has already slept with the duck, and the duck can't bear Zhong Kui's entanglement, so he finds Uncle Jiu, hoping that Uncle Jiu can accept Zhong Kui...

Well, I don't know what kind of brain circuit he is.

In short, the plot is very nonsense, Zhong Kui's sister is very good-looking, and this is the core of the whole movie.

"Master Su, there is one last place left, shall we go there now?" Old Wu asked.

Su Xun said: "No need, I will go to this last place by myself, you can go back."

To meet his wife, Su Xun didn't want to be surrounded by so many people.

"Ah?" Old Wu was taken aback for a moment, then nodded again and again: "Okay, okay, let's go now, let's go now, and don't disturb Master Su's practice of collecting ghosts."

Afterwards, Old Wu led the people to withdraw first.

"You go too." Su Xun looked at Ma Xiaoling seriously.

Ma Xiaoling's eyes widened: "No way, you want to drive me away, so I can't leave, I want to watch over you for my sister, in case you do bad things."

"I figured that my reincarnation of a woman is on the island. I'll help him awaken the memory of his previous life and recognize her. Are you going to be a light bulb?" Su Xun asked back.

"I..." Ma Xiaoling was speechless for a moment, then rolled her eyes, snorted coldly, turned and left.

What a philandering radish, people are reincarnated and still don't let them go, it's really abominable.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 991 Goodbye Zhuzhu, the clouds move everywhere

in a ruined temple.

Lin Xiaohua and the others were trembling inside looking at the young man in the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty.

Before, they were playing outside, but the sky suddenly darkened, and the sky was full of red clouds, and then Qin Shi came out of the gate, scaring them and running around.

In a panic, he hid in this ruined temple.

But before they could breathe a sigh of relief, they unexpectedly encountered another ghost.

"Don't be afraid, ladies, I am Zhu Chuncai, the number one scholar in the former court, not an evil spirit~"

Zhu Chuncai looked at Lin Xiaohua and the others and said.

"You, a scholar who failed to pass the exam more than ten times and then committed suicide, how did you become the champion?"

Su Xun hated people pretending to be aggressive in front of him, so he walked in to expose him.

"It's you!"

Lin Xiaohua remembers Su Xun, after all, he is so handsome, just one look, and he will never forget it in this life.

"it's me."

Su Xun smiled slightly, and looked at Zhu Chuncai again: "Why don't you speak, am I wrong?"

This guy is not a ghost, maybe because he died in the temple, he can show up during the day.

But although he is not an evil spirit, he is just like his name, Zhu Chuncai—a pig idiot.

During his lifetime, he failed the exam ten times in a row, his father died of anger, his wife ran away with anger, and finally committed suicide with injustice.

"You...how did you know that!" Zhu Chuncai's face turned blue and white, embarrassing.

He was a failed scholar, and he wanted to pretend to be a coward after his death, but he didn't expect to be exposed, what a shame.

Su Xun smiled, without explaining, and signaled him with his eyes to get out of here.

"Oh, man, you can kill but not humiliate, I definitely... think you are right."

After feeling the murderous aura emanating from Su Xun, Zhu Chuncai changed the subject and went for a walk.

"thank you."

Lin Xiaohua looked at Su Xun and said.

"Follow me, you are welcome."

After Su Xun finished speaking, she cast a spell to make her friend unconscious.

"Ruyu, Jingjing!"

Lin Xiaohua was shocked when she saw this.

"Don't worry, I just put them to sleep for a while and want to talk to you alone."

Su Xun said.

Lin Xiaohua looked at Su Xun vigilantly: "What do you want to talk about, I... I don't know you."

"You will know each other soon." After Su Xun finished speaking, he cast a spell to awaken her memories of her previous life.

After a while, Lin Xiaohua's eyes turned from cloudy to clear: "Xun... Brother Xun?"

"Tingting, it's me." Su Xun smiled.

Lin Xiaohua, who should be called Ren Zhuzhu now, immediately rushed over and hugged Su Xun, crying until Lihua rained: "I thought I would never see you again."

"Okay, stop crying. Didn't I see you again? On the day of reunion, you should be happy."

Su Xun patted her on the back lightly, comforting her softly.

"Uh-huh."

Ren Zhuzhu agreed in a muffled voice, then kissed Su Xun, and the two began to gnaw in the temple.