Urban: I have a new identity every week

The three demons have practiced the Dafa of Ascension to Immortals for thousands of years, and they have already surrendered many masters. Theoretically speaking, as long as they surrender the last master, they can become immortals.

But Su Xun felt that he couldn't stand the scrutiny, the fairy road in this world was broken, and he became a hammer fairy.

What's more, there is no one who can ascend to immortality by subduing an expert. Isn't this just a joke?

These three demons still have to rely on the man's yang energy to maintain their human form for a long time, and they are the weakest ones.

"Give you two choices, first, stay by my side as a dog, and second, die."

Su Xun looked at the three demons condescendingly, and made the condition very straightforward, he only kept the demons who were useful to him.

If you want to live, you have to be willing to get down and be a dog.

If he wanted to die, he would be willing to do it.

After all, these three monsters came here for him. Su Xun would not talk to them about human rights like licking a dog, but would only talk to them about human fists.

The biggest difference between Licking Dog and Su Xun is:

Licking a dog means wanting to lick when you see a goddess.

When Su Xun saw the goddess, he wanted her to lick her.

"I'm an honest man, and I do what I say. You'd better not kill my patience."

Su Xun said slowly, with a hint of impatience inside and out.

After a brief hesitation, the three sisters chose between dignity and life.

"He who understands the current affairs is a hero. From now on, the two of you, just turn into moths and follow me." Su Xun pointed at Qingqing and Susu.

Qingqing was very puzzled: "Why can my sister maintain a human form, but I have to change into my original form?"

Su Su also looked at Su Xun with a puzzled expression.

"How could such a question come out of your mouth?" Su Xun looked at her in disbelief, and explained kindly: "You can get the answer by looking in the mirror, of course it's because you are not as good-looking as her."

Qingqing: "..."

Susu: "..."

Let me die, let me die!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 966 Demon, Ghost, Corpse, God, Human

The three E Yao sisters were treated differently.

Once again, we can understand the importance of appearance.

I don't know if it's the nature of moths, Qingqing and Susu always like to jump on the lamp god's body - the kerosene lamp after returning to the original form, moths to the flame.

Now, Su Xun is surrounded by monsters, ghosts, gods, and corpses.

With the current lineup around him, he himself felt a bit like a monster.

As a devil, it is natural to be at odds with a decent family, so Ma Dannuo suffered.

It was three poles high in the sun before Su Xun woke up.

In her arms was a soft and fair body with disheveled hair, with a few red marks faintly visible.

"Don't pretend to be asleep." Su Xun pinched Ma Dannuo's ears, and he could feel her breathing changing.

Ma Dannuo opened her eyes in embarrassment, she had woken up a long time ago, she didn't know how to face Su Xun after sharing the bed, so she continued to pretend to be asleep.

Su Xun touched her face: "The Ma family is a descendant of a well-known decent family. They were conquered by a generation of devils on the bed. If word spreads, it will explode in the fantasy world."

"It's cheap to be a good boy." Ma Danna rolled her eyes, then hugged Su Xun softly and said, "The raw rice is already cooked, now you come back to Ma's house with me, grandparents will definitely protect you."

It was also because of this reason that she didn't reject the bridal chamber last night. She used her innocence to put a protective cover on Su Xun's grandparents.

"No, I'm a man who needs to be protected by a woman? If I go, I'll look like a badass." Su Xun refused righteously.

Ma Dannuo was worried on the surface, and said in a pleading tone: "Good brother, you can go, you just go and show your face, as soon as I get home, my grandparents will see through my body, don't you have the heart to let me go?" Am I alone to explain this?"

"Then for your sake, I'll go." Su Xun said, it's a technical job if you want to eat hard.

As long as he goes to Ma's house, he will have respect and harmony behind him, and the safety factor will be greatly improved.

Although those people in the fantasy world will definitely call him a jerk, eat soft food, rely on women to support him, etc...

But he didn't care, because usually those who scolded him were jealous of him and hurt him.

Not to mention feeding them such delicious soft rice, they would scramble to lick it up if it was scattered on the ground.

Isn't the reason why some people scolded is because such a good thing didn't happen to them?

Seeing that Su Xun agreed to go back to Ma's house with her, Ma Danna was overjoyed and moved, because Su Xun went to Ma's house for her sake.

Otherwise, with Su Lang's upright, upright, and unyielding personality, how could he be willing to go to Ma's house to eat soft food?

Little did they know that Su Xun was there for Ruanfan.

Su Xun: Ruanfan, so delicious~

"By the way, Dana, has your Ma family ever been in this situation before?" Su Xun wanted to find some reference materials.

Ma Danna nodded: "The Ma family has so many years of history and has produced so many descendants. Of course there are, and there are more than one or two."

"Then how did the Ma family handle it?"

"I can only hope that the two of them will continue to love each other, and at the same time cultivate the next generation as soon as possible." Because of the lessons learned from the past, Ma Dannuo did not panic.

Su Xun expressed his understanding, seeing that the tuba might be useless, so hurry up and practice the trumpet.

Ma Dannuo said again: "But I am the most outstanding successor of the Ma family for so many years, I don't know what will happen to my grandparents."

The corners of Su Xun's mouth twitched, cheating the body and heart of the most outstanding successor of the Ma family. The Ma family would definitely want to kill him, but they had to help him consolidate their relationship with tears.

To describe it in one sentence: I can't get used to him, but I can't kill him, but I still want to help him.

Su Xun gets excited just thinking about it, such a good mother-in-law's family is really hard to find even with a lantern.

"Do you have a nephew named Ma Dalong?" Su Xun asked suddenly.

Ma Danna looked at him in surprise: "Yes, what's the matter? How do you know?"

"It's nothing." Su Xun skipped the topic.

Secretly thought, of course it's because your nephew will give birth to a leggy girl named Ma Xiaoling in the future.

Ma Xiaoling is in her 20s in the play, and she is still 40 to [-] years away from her birth.

Really, wait until you grow up.

Don't get me wrong, Su Xun just wanted to see if those legs were the same as in the play.

When watching dramas, he hated the director who rushed to the street to death, and he couldn't even shoot the key points when filming.

Every time the shots of those legs are swept away without much pause, it is simply unprofessional.

...............

Three days later, Su Xun left Shuiyun Town and followed Ma Danna to the north to exorcise the dragon family Ma's house.

He will come back here in the future, after all, Yingchuan Dragon Fall happened in this province.

Almost everyone in the town came to see him off. If Su Xun accepted all the gifts, he could open a souvenir shop.

This feeling is very refreshing, why he likes to help ordinary people, one is that he can do what he can, and the other is that it feels so good to be respected from the bottom of his heart.

Su Xun and Ma Dannuo travel together, and their relationship heats up rapidly. With Su Xun's rich experience in love, Ma Danna falls in love with him fascinatedly.

That's why most women prefer scumbags to honest ones.

Scumbags have to learn a lot of skills in order to deceive women, such as cooking and arranging flowers, being handsome, humorous, loving and coaxing women.

And honest people are not as good as scumbags except for being honest, so they don't hurt their hearts (.???.).

In October, the two passed through Shanhaiguan Pass and entered the boundary of the three northeastern provinces. After passing the pass, they could clearly feel that the political atmosphere was different.

Because the three eastern provinces are now dominated by devils from the island nation, the people of Longguo belong to the lower class here.

"Help! Don't! Don't!"

"Baga! Road! Baga!"

"Hahahaha, flower girl..."

"Please let me go, don't!"

A shrill cry for help came to my ears, accompanied by waves of cursing from the birds of the island country.

Su Xun and Ma Dannuo looked at each other, and the two quickened their pace, turned over a small slope, and saw a small village, which was already in a mess.

Chickens, ducks and other poultry were picked up by bayonets and flapped their wings. More than a dozen corpses were scattered on the ground, and women were pressed to the ground and tore their clothes.

Accompanied by the devil's piercing grin.

The two countries have not yet fully engaged in war, but since September 918, the devils outside the customs have become unscrupulous.

"Kill them."

Su Xun said coldly.

The three E Yao sisters and the royal zombies rushed into the village in an instant. This was a one-sided massacre.

"Yoxi, the flower girl is doing a lot of work!"

A devil officer's eyes lit up when he saw the three E Yao sisters, dropped the peasant woman in his hand, and rushed towards the three sisters with a lewd smile on his face.

"Pfft-"

A piece of pink silk pierced through the officer's neck like a sharp blade, and the blood was sucked by the pink silk. Soon, the officer fell to the ground skinny and boneless.

Banshees can really suck people dry!

The soldiers of the other island countries were so frightened when they saw this scene that they didn't even care about their guns, and ran away screaming.

But how could they escape?

"Ah! Monster, monster!"

"Ya Butterfly... ah!"

"God Amaterasu, don't kill me..."

Amid panicked screams and begging for mercy, some of these island soldiers were bitten to death by zombies, and some were sucked into human flesh by the E Yao sisters.

As Su Xun and others drifted away, what remained were more than 100 soldiers from the island country who died in a miserable and strange manner, without even a drop of extra blood.

"God... god, god saved us."

It took a while for the surviving villagers to react from the shock just now. They cried and kowtowed in the direction Su Xun left.

Intellectually, they think that it is more like a demon, but now to them, this is a fairy!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 967 On the Correct Posture of Eating Soft Rice

The Ma family of the exorcist dragon family in the north is well-known in the fantasy world, as famous as Longhu Mountain and Maoshan Mountain.

But compared to the great reputation of Longhu Mountain and Maoshan Mountain, the Ma family is relatively low-key.

Moreover, each generation of the Ma family has only one descendant, and the Ma family is relatively thin.

But today, everyone in the Ma family gathered together.

Even the Patriarch of the Ma Family He Dao Realm has left the customs.

Su Xun said that it was embarrassing for so many people to welcome me alone (???).

"You...are confused!"

The ancestor of the Ma family looked at Ma Danna and said, closing his eyes with a exhausted expression.

Ma Danna was cultivated by herself!