Urban: I have a new identity every week

In an unknown mountain forest in Guangdong Province.

"Boom!"

A strange dark purple thunderbolt struck a boulder, and the boulder was split into pieces in an instant.

The ghostly figure is like an afterimage, disappearing and reappearing with the bursts of thunder, and every time he punches, the thunder explodes.

Finally, the figure stopped, its blue-faced and long-fanged face very permeating under the moonlight.

"Hahahaha, Ben Lei Fist, Lei Dun, finally practiced successfully."

Su Xun laughed and walked towards the Royal Zombie.

Shi Jian drives Ben Leiquan with mana.

The Royal Zombie is based on Yin Qi, because he is originally a Lei Ling Zombie, Yin Qi and the fierce Thunder, two extremes merged together.

The power that erupted was stronger than Shi Jian.

This Thunder Dun and Ben Lei Fist can only be practiced by royal zombies, because he was struck by lightning and turned into a thunder corpse.

"After four months, I can finally go out. Those three old guys are still chasing me, right?"

When Su Xun thought of Maoshan, Longhushan, and the three fellows from the Ma family in the north, he felt very unhappy.

Just over a month after leaving Goose City, he was chased and hid.

There was no way, those three people were too fast, and he had just left for a day at that time, even if he was riding a zombie, he was still found by them.

Fortunately, the three of them were chasing separately, allowing him to rely on the three gold-armored corpses to take a leisurely walk every day, otherwise he would be finished.

"I'll go to you guys to settle the accounts after I advance to the flying corpse. Now I'll go to the Ma family to collect some interest."

The corner of Su Xun's mouth raised into a playful smile, and Ma Danna's face flashed in his mind.

You chased me down.

I'll sleep with you as a descendant, it's not too much.

He remembered that the Ma family passed on females but not males, and once they shed tears for a man, they would lose their mana.

Therefore, each generation of the Ma family has two children, one male and one female. The female inherits the inheritance of the Ma family, while the male is responsible for being a stallion to carry on the family.

That's right, Su Xun already knew that the world had merged into the TV series Deadlock.

While retreating strategically along the way, he didn't do nothing. Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle, and you must know your enemy.

I won't say anything about the name of the ancestor of the Dao realm of the Ma family, but he is a dead-beater anyway.

The key is that the contemporary descendant of the Ma family is called Ma Dannuo, who has cultivated in the realm of gods, and she was the first to be encircled and suppressed.

I thought of the slightly familiar pretty face I saw on the tower last time, combined with the name Ma Donna, and the Kazuo Yamamoto I saw before.

The drama "I Have a Date with a Zombie" instantly came to Su Xun's mind.

This play is about the 1938 war between the Dragon Kingdom and the Island Kingdom, which awakened the corpse king general who had been sleeping for a hundred years.

Ma Danna, the contemporary descendant of the northern exorcist dragon family Ma family, vowed in front of the tomb of Zombie Dao Changmao Xiaofang to get rid of the generals, and then chased them all the way.

During this process, the guerrilla leader Kuang Guohua who was fighting, the Japanese military officer Kazuo Yamamoto, and a child resurrected were bitten by the general.

People who are sucked blood by generals will also become zombies, but their appearance is no different from normal people. They will awaken special abilities and can only live by drinking blood.

Then Kuang Guohua, Fusheng and Kazuo Yamamoto lived to modern times. In 1998, Kuang Guohua changed his name to Kuang Tianyou and became a policeman on Hong Kong Island. Fusheng changed his name to Kuang Fusheng and claimed that he was his son.

Kazuo Yamamoto changed his name to Long Yi, became the richest man in the island country, and continued to be enemies with Kuang Tianyou in modern times.

Ma Xiaoling, the descendant of Ma Danna, opened a company to catch ghosts and has been tracking down the traces of zombies. By chance, she met Kuang Tianyou, and the two fell in love...

In the end, the big boss was Luo Hou, and Kuang Tianyou killed Luo Hou under the guidance of Guanyin. As a reward for solving the crisis, Tathagata could fulfill his wish.

Kuang Tianyou's wish was that in 1938 neither he nor Kazuo Yamamoto were bitten into zombies by his ministers, and Tathagata helped him realize it, and then history was rewritten.

The official plot of this play took place in 66, 1998 years later, which is still very early.

After many years, Su Xun's deepest impression on this drama is two points:

First: Avalokitesvara, Tathagata, and Luo Hou who appeared in the play are all pitifully weak. Su Xun felt that he could crush them to death with one finger after he regained his cultivation.

The corpse king and generals in it sound majestic, but apart from the special corpse poison, their strength is also so strong that they can be chased by Ma Dannuo.

This is a common problem of Hong Kong films, where there is a sense of pettiness everywhere, and I dare not let go of my thoughts.

Second: In the play, Ma Xiaoling's legs are poked with needle cloth, especially after wearing silk socks, they are simply superb.

Ma Xiaoling still has to wait for more than 60 years, so let's talk to her great-aunt Ma Danna about her life first.

There was no injustice or enmity, since the Ma family dared to chase and kill him, they had to pay the price.

For the time being, I can't handle you, an old hag who is in the Dao realm, and I can't handle your successor, Ma Danna?

Of course it can be done, he can do it!

This is called dredging from the bottom!

If the heirs of Longhu Mountain and Maoshan School were not male, Su Xun would have to let them know what is evil in the world.

In this world, there are only women that he, Su, doesn't like, and there is no woman that he can't.

If so, that's another matter.

Su Xun took the three zombies on the way to the north.

Going north, one is to go to Ma Dannuo to collect interest.

Second, because there are too many ascetics in the south, Longhu Mountain and Maoshan Mountain are both in the south. Compared with the north, it is much safer. The famous Ma family is the only one.

More than four months have passed, and there has been no news of Su Xun, and the hunt for him outside has faded.

This is the case anywhere, no matter what, no matter how vigorous it was at the time, it will lose its popularity after a while.

Nowhere is this more evident than in the Internet age.

Now some people say that Su Xun is dead.

It was also said that he ran away from the country.

In short, there are all versions.

As we all know, rumors in the world are the least credible.

Su Xun personally proved this point, he is still alive and well, and even wants to pick up girls.

Traveling at night with three golden armored corpses and three female ghosts, basically no ghosts will be encountered.

Because he is more ghost than ghost.

"Hey, there's someone up ahead."

Suddenly, he saw figures in front of him, bursts of fire, accompanied by the sound of talking.

Immediately walked over with the zombie.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 960 Zombie Taoist, lamp god

Su Xun rode a zombie and quietly flew up to a tree, looking down at the figure below.

I saw hundreds of soldiers gathered below.

Su Xun saw a familiar face.

"Uncle Nine!"

No, Uncle Jiu's dojo is mainly concentrated in Qinxi, how could he appear in Guangdong Province?

When Su Xun was puzzled, Uncle Jiu said: "Commander, you can't dig any more. There are many traps in the tomb, and accidents will happen if you go in. This Fengshui cave is very powerful. If it is not handled properly, the corpses inside will be destroyed." Turn into a zombie."

He could already feel the aura of corpses now, so it could be seen that the zombies in the tomb were really fierce.

"Get out of here." The man known as the army commander dismissed this and pointed a gun at Uncle Jiu: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will shoot you dead."

Just then, a soldier came to report.

"We have dug it! Commander, we have dug Cixi's tomb!"

"Explode the tomb immediately!" The army commander beamed with joy.

On the tree, seeing this, Su Xun already remembered a TV series "Zombie Daoist" 2.

Although this person looks exactly the same as Uncle Jiu, he is not Maoshan's Jiushu, but the 38th generation descendant of Longhushan—Zombie Daoist Mao Xiaofang.

Mao Xiaofang's name appeared in I Have a Date with a Zombie. Mao Xiaofang has been chasing and killing generals, and Ma Danna learned from him.

Mao Xiaofang and Ma's family are known as Mao Xiaofang in the south and Ma in the north.

Mao Xiaofang died before 1938, so it seems that he has few years to live.

And the scene that is happening now is a plot in the TV series "Zombie Daoist" 2. It tells that a group of troops came to Gantian Town and recruited civilians under the pretext of digging bombs to dig the tomb of Empress Dowager Cixi.

These more than 100 people were rebels. In the end, Li Dujun of the Beiyang government rushed to kill the rebels, but Mao Xiaofang was not allowed to burn Cixi in the tomb.

Because Governor Li didn't believe in ghost stories at all, and insisted that Cixi also belonged to the historical relics of the Republic of China government and should not be damaged, and then because of this trick, Cixi's corpse turned and killed.

After the corpse transformation, Cixi is very strong, can speak, retains the wisdom and memory of his life, and leads the zombie army in the tomb to make trouble, and is finally settled by Mao Xiaofang.

Thinking of Cixi's tomb below, Su Xun was a little excited. Of course, he was not interested in Cixi, he was interested in the treasure in the tomb.

There is a kerosene lamp in Cixi's tomb, and there is a lamp god inside the lamp, who is very powerful and can call wind and rain, even Mao Xiaofang can't do anything to him.

What Su Xun came up with was the idea of ​​this kerosene lamp, to take in a follower to protect himself.

While he was thinking, the main tomb had been opened below, and the leader of the rebel army threatened Mao Xiaofang, the master and his disciples, to go down to the tomb first and lead the way.

Su Xun waited on the tree, because he remembered that these soldiers only took gold, silver and jewelry, but not the humble kerosene lamp.

And Cixi and others hadn't woken up on the first night when the tomb was opened, so it was a good opportunity for him to go down to borrow kerosene lamps.

In this way, he waited until midnight, after everyone had withdrawn, Su Xun walked into the tomb of Empress Dowager Cixi with three zombies.

When he came to the main tomb, what Su Xun saw was a mess, Cixi's coffin was opened.

Su Xun walked to the side of the coffin, and saw Cixi inside was beautiful, with skin as white as jade, like a little girl, without any sign of aging.

"Tsk tsk, it's also because the rebels are eager to get money to escape, otherwise maybe someone will come."

Su Xun touched Cixi's face, it was cold and soft, fortunately he was not interested in corpses.

The reason for saying female ghost is because there are ancestors as role models, but it would be too heavy-handed not to let go of zombies.

What's more, this Cixi doesn't even have a place anymore, and he, Su, is also a fan of cleanliness.

Then Su Xun's eyes fell on an old and inconspicuous kerosene lamp, the corner of his mouth twitched, he went forward to pick up the kerosene lamp, and left with the three zombies.

Who would have thought that this old kerosene lamp is the most precious treasure in the tomb?

After leaving Cixi's Tomb, Su Xun found a restaurant in the town to stay.

After closing the door, he took out the kerosene lamp and said, "Deng Shen, don't pretend, come out."

This lamp god has no integrity, and he will do things for whoever owns the lamp.

It just so happened that Su Xun had no integrity, he felt that the lamp god and himself should cherish each other.

A puff of blue smoke came out from the kerosene lamp, and then a young man in a white robe and holding a folding fan appeared in the room: "How do you know?"

Before Su Xun entered the tomb and came straight to him, he was suspicious, but he didn't expect Su Xun to know his existence.

Su Xun didn't explain, but said: "Deng Shen, according to your professional ethics, I summoned you, and you must fulfill my three wishes."

It's a pity that it's a man, otherwise he would have a way to make this lamp god only loyal to him forever.

As for the male plus male thing is not considered.

Genie: "???"

Which lamp god's professional ethics is this stepping on a horse, it's too fucked up.

He obviously didn't know that he had a foreign brother named Aladdin's magic lamp.

"I don't have the ability to fulfill your wish, I can only do things for you." The lamp god shook his folding fan and said.

Su Xun smashed his mouth: "How strong are you."