Urban: I have a new identity every week

"You guys are making a lot of money."

Su Xun looked at the three corpses and said quietly.

In fact, the woman he fucked was the one who really made a lot of money, that's the essence of a sage...

"Marshal, the ladies are waiting for you for lunch."

Xiaoyu walked over cautiously.

"Ah."

Su Xun nodded, looked away, turned and walked towards the dining hall.

Xiaoyu is still working as a maid in the Marshal's Mansion, but it's just changed to the Marshal's Mansion.

On the sixth day of the lunar new year, he was still a cook and a craftsman, and he followed Zhuge Kong to practice Taoism in his spare time.

The talent of the sixth day is really not covered. He quickly comprehends the journey of Taoism, and his talent is terrifying.

Zhuge Kongfu couldn't help feeling that the sixth day of the lunar new year didn't have a good time, and he was born in the age of the end of the Dharma.

Otherwise, it is possible to cultivate into a fairy.

It's a pity that in the Dharma-ending era, the aura is getting weaker and weaker, and it seems to be exhausted.

Once the aura is completely exhausted, it means that no new monks will appear.

Not only the aura is drying up, but the yin qi is also getting weaker, only slower than the aura.

The aura is exhausted, and there are no more practitioners in the world.

And when the Yin Qi is exhausted, there are no more ghosts in the world.

When Su Xun came to the side hall, Ren Tingting and the others were already waiting for him, and the main seat was empty.

"Look, this dish is getting cold, so you don't have to wait for me when you eat." Su Xun went to the main seat and sat down. He didn't pay attention to so many rules.

Bai Rourou said: "That can't be done, you are the head of the family, if you don't come, who would dare to touch the chopsticks?"

"Hmm."

Ren Tingting and the others nodded. Even though they were already more knowledgeable women in this era, they still couldn't break free from the shackles of ethics.

Seeing this, Su Xun didn't bother to talk anymore, picked up the bowl and chopsticks and said, "Eat."

Then Annie picked up the bowls and chopsticks.

Hua Ling's eating habits are the most unrefined, with her head buried in the food, her cheeks are bulging, like a hamster.

Su Xun looked at her with interest, because her appearance and environment seemed out of place.

Ren Tingting and the others are already used to it. In the two days since Su Xun went to Chenjia Town, they have already seen the eating of Hua Ling, which is very cute.

Hua Ling, who was planing rice, noticed Su Xun's gaze, blushed pretty, and slowed down.

"That...it's delicious, why don't you eat it." Hua Ling said weakly with erratic eyes.

Ren Tingting helped her wipe off the rice grains from the corner of her mouth: "I'm afraid your husband-in-law will say that you are beautiful and delicious again."

"No, I watched her drink so much soup, and worried that she would wet the bed at night." Su Xun said jokingly.

Hua Ling's pretty face flushed red, only she understood the deep meaning of Su Xun's words.

Because she wet the bed that night in the bridal chamber.

Such a grown-up person still wets the bed, this is the most shameful and embarrassing thing in Hua Ling's life.

Damn it, he clearly promised not to mention it again, and he laughed at him as soon as he came back, damn it >_<!

Ren Tingting rolled her eyes: "What nonsense, such a big person, who still wets the bed?"

"That's right, five or six-year-old children can't wet the bed." Annie agreed, biting her chopsticks.

Hua Ling blushed even more, lowered her head lower and lower, her little face was buried in the rice bowl.

How embarrassing, woo woo woo, she felt offended (′°????????ω°????????｀).

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Seeing the appearance of Hua Ling, Su Xun couldn't help but burst out laughing, bullying a cute girl to cry is the most interesting thing.

Any woman with a little knowledge of physiology would know that it is not bedwetting.

But the flower spirit is as pure as paper.

Su Xun would not explain it to her, and the guilty Hua Ling must be embarrassed to ask others.

Then she will never know for the rest of her life.

Su Xun would be able to tease her forever.

Hearing Su Xun's hateful laughter, Hua Ling blushed even more, but her fingers holding the chopsticks turned whiter.

"Crack!"

Two chopsticks were cut off by her.

Su Xun shivered, his laughter stopped abruptly, and even a trace of cold sweat dripped from his forehead.

He decided not to have Hua Ling to serve him tonight.

Too much risk.

...............

It's July [-]th

Su Xun learned the news that Uncle Jiu had obtained the position of the underworld banknote printing team.

Ordinary people may not know what it means, but ascetics have red eyes with envy.

This is a shortcut to accumulating virtue.

In the Dharma-ending era, everyone no longer pursues longevity, but wants to prepare for death.

So Yinde is too important.

And Su Xun also knew that since Uncle Nine had obtained the position of the head of money printing, the plot of Zombie Supreme was about to begin, and Shi Jian was about to make an appearance.

He had actually sent someone to inquire about Shi Jian before, but Shi Jian had been practicing in Maoshan retreat, so Su Xun had no chance to act.

So he's been waiting for Zombie Supreme to happen, and now it's finally here.

On July [-]th, both Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu received letters from home.

The Ghost Festival is coming, and they are called to go back to worship their ancestors. The family attaches great importance to sacrifices.

Because it can enhance family cohesion.

Hungry Ghost Festival is a ghost festival, but people are more lively than ghosts.

Su Xun was going to visit Renjia Town, so he naturally agreed to take the Renjia sisters back to worship their ancestors.

The two cousins ​​were very moved, and "thanks a thousand" to them, not to mention the fun.

On July 11th, Su Xun took Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu back to Renjia Town to worship their ancestors.

All three zombies are on board.

In the Zombie Supreme movie, ghosts are watching a show, which is a good time for the three zombies to eat a buffet.

But this matter needs to be calculated carefully.

Otherwise, it would be very troublesome to be targeted by the underworld.

After all, in the movie, Wencai and Qiusheng just let the ghost go, and the ghosts of the underworld will be held accountable.

Not to mention Su Xun letting zombies eat ghosts.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 950 Zombie Supreme

Zombie Supreme is a classic.

Su Xun remembers the plot very clearly.

The movie is about the ghosts opening on the Ghost Festival, and Uncle Nine’s apprentice Wen Cai went to the theater to watch a play, but tonight’s play was sung for ghosts, Wen Cai didn’t know it.

When Uncle Jiu learned about it, he took Qiusheng to the theater, let Qiusheng in, and wanted to bring Wencai out without disturbing the ghosts.

As a result, Qiusheng and Wencai performed the tradition of pit master as usual.

The two met a female ghost named Xiaoli in the theater, and were fascinated by it. They regarded the ghost guards of the four ghosts as bullies, and suppressed her with talisman paper.

Then there was no errand guard, and all the ghosts ran away in a swarm, including Xiaoli.

This time it was a hornet's nest, so many ghosts ran away, Uncle Jiu couldn't wipe the ass of the apprentice by himself, so he invited a group of senior brothers to help.

Among them was their big brother Shi Jian.

In the end, the ghost was caught with the innate gossip array, and Uncle Jiu bribed the Yin Cha to solve the matter.

Uncle Jiu had no money because he bribed the underworld servant with a lot of money, so he went to check the feng shui in the coffee shop opened by Boss Qian in the town, and met Shi Jian and Shi Shaojian.

On the surface, Shi Shaojian is Shi Jian's apprentice, but in fact he is Shi Jian's son.

Shi Shaojian took a fancy to the beauty of Boss Qian's daughter, Mary, and came to the wilderness at night, intending to cast a magic spell to get out of his body and make love with Mary.

However, Wencai and Qiusheng discovered that they wanted to punish Shi Shaojian, so they let him steal away and hide his body when he was out of his body.

But he didn't expect his body to be gnawed by wild dogs.

When Uncle Jiu knew about it, he summoned Shi Shaojian's soul. Shi Jian didn't attack him face to face, but asked Uncle Jiu's master and apprentice to find fungi in the coffin to replenish Shi Shaojian's soul.

The coffin fungus is in the mouth of the zombie king in the zombie forest.

Shi Jian didn't want any coffin fungus at all, but wanted to use the zombie king to kill Uncle Jiu and others.

Finally, with the help of the female ghost Xiaoli, Uncle Jiu took back the fungus in the coffin, and Shi Jian discarded it like a shoe, and resurrected Shi Shaojian with magic, turning him into a corpse demon.

The corpse demon looks like a human, but it needs to drink human blood for a long time to maintain its appearance.

Uncle Jiu saw through his real body, and used Baibao soup to break Shi Shaojian's corpse demon body, and completely turned against Shi Jian, but Uncle Jiu was not Shi Jian's opponent at all.

In the end, Shi Jian was killed by deflecting Shi Jian's own attack with a gossip map.

This shows how powerful Shi Jian is.

Su Xun has been greedy for Shi Jian's Ben Lei Fist and Lei Dun for a long time, and he must get it this time.

The second is Xiaoli, a greedy female ghost.

This female ghost is unusual, she can be there at any time by reciting a mantra she taught, no matter where she is, she will appear instantly.

It is even more considerate than door-to-door service.

Then there are the ghosts who are greedy for watching the theater, and the three zombies are going to eat and drink.

Su Xun had a bold idea, and he already had a complete method.

...............

July [-]th, morning.

Su Xun and the Renjia sisters arrived in Renjia Town.

Ren Cai, Ren Zhuzhu's father, came to greet him.

And Ren Fa is in charge of ancestor worship in Zhongyuan.

"Father." "Second Uncle."

Ren Zhuzhu and Ren Tingting greeted each other.

Both of them were wearing moon-white cheongsams, with beautiful looks and enchanting figures, each with its own style.

Su Xun, the guy who picked the Ren family's double pearls, is very famous in Ren's family town.

"Hello, Uncle." Su Xun also greeted.

After all, if you sleep with someone else's daughter, you should be polite anyway. This is called being polite in the future.

Ren Cai smiled all over his face: "Okay, okay, the ancestor worship ceremony is about to begin, let's go to the ancestral hall first."