Urban: I have a new identity every week

"You don't need to say this, because everyone knows it." Su Xun spread his hands, and then pointed to the gun in his hand: "Why, you want to attack me with a gun?"

"No, no, I, I..." Shi Gongzi was so anxious that his head was sweating, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration: "I am here to give you a gun, yes, I am here to give you a gun, such a good gun, fell on me It's a waste in your hands, who else can be worthy of it except you?"

"Go, bring it here." Su Xun said.

Wang Ying stepped forward and handed the gun to Su Xun.

Su Xun took a look at it: "It is indeed a good gun."

Mr. Shi's heart was bleeding, he spent a hundred oceans to buy it, and just flew away.

"However, do you think I'm a fool?" Su Xun turned cold, threw the gun to Wang Ying, and said coldly, "Pull it out, I'm dead!"

This dog is not a good person in the movie, and the historian is also a villain in Liwan Town, and he even wants to shoot himself with a gun, so go eat shit.

And in the movie, he wanted to beat Xiao Hong, even ghosts, she was a beast!

Shi Gongzi was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground in an instant, and shouted in panic, "Don't, don't kill me."

Two soldiers stepped forward to set him up and drag him out.

"Etc., etc!"

At this moment, a rich-looking middle-aged man in a coat squeezed in panting.

"Father, save me, dad, I don't want to die." Seeing the middle-aged man, Mr. Shi cried and called for help.

"Bastard, shut up!" The middle-aged man scolded, then looked at Su Xun and said, "The dog has no eyes and no eyes and ran into the officer. The officer has marched hard all the way. I am willing to spend [-] cash to reward the entire army. Please forgive me The dog has one life."

"Ten thousand dollars now? Your son's life is cheap." Su Xun looked at Master Shi with a half-smile.

Master Shi gritted his teeth and said: "[-], I am willing to take [-] in cash to honor the officer."

For a township gentry, [-] yuan in the ocean is already exhausting.

But there is no way, who made him only have such a son, who has not been educated well, and caused trouble if he was not educated well, then he, the father, has to pay the bill now.

"Since Master Shi is so kind, how can I refuse? Let him go." Su Xun had a satisfied smile on his face. He had no choice but to spend money on raising soldiers.

In this era, those so-called warlords only dared to scrape the money of the poor and the common people.

From time to time, there will be a fund-raising campaign to suppress the bandits, the rich gentry will return all the money, and the common people's money will be divided.

But he, Su, was the opposite.

How much oil and water can the people have on their bodies?

If he wants to shave, he shaves the money from the gentry!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 907 Uncle Nine and His Apprentices

In the Taoist temple in the east of Liwan Town.

Uncle Jiu and Fei Bao Xiaohai were moving the jars with amulets into the cellar.

"Master, why do you want to hide these ghosts in the cellar? Is there anything special?"

Fei Bao asked, wiping off his sweat.

"What do you think?" Uncle Jiu didn't turn his head.

Fei Bao thought for a while, then suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "Oh~, I know Master, it's the same as storing sweet potatoes, because putting them in the cellar can prevent ghosts from getting moldy."

"Hehe, you're so smart." Uncle Jiu patted Hui, looked at him and said something seriously.

Fat Bao's face instantly collapsed. Knowing that he was wrong, he scratched his head and muttered to himself, "Then why do you put all the ghosts in the cellar?"

"Snapped!"

Uncle Jiu slapped Fei Bao on the head, and glared at him: "Move quickly, after moving these ghosts, move all the drawn talismans and magic weapons in."

"Yes, Master."

"Stupid, how could it be to prevent ghosts from getting moldy? I don't even think about it, can ghosts get moldy?" Xiao Hai smiled and moved closer to Fei Bao.

Fei Bao pouted: "Then why do you say?"

"Of course it's to prevent the jar from getting moldy." Xiao Hai had a natural expression on his face.

"Oh!"

Uncle Jiu, who was climbing up the wooden ladder, slipped and fell down when he heard this.

"Master, are you alright?"

Fei Bao and Xiao Hai hurried forward to help.

"Let go." Uncle Jiu broke away, looked at the two of them strangely and said, "I have taken so many apprentices, and you two are the smartest."

"Master, why did you suddenly praise us so much?" Xiao Hai showed an embarrassed expression.

Uncle Nine: "..."

What crime have I done!

These two, one is stupid and the other is reckless.

Wen Cai is obedient, but unfortunately, his talent is not good, his brain reaction is slow, and he looks ugly.

Qiu Sheng is talented, smart and handsome, but he doesn't put his mind on cultivation.

That bastard Qiang Zai turned his face and ruthless for the sake of promotion, he didn't even want his master.

After careful calculation, Uncle Jiu felt that he was really unlucky for the first half of his life.

After leaving the cellar, Fei Bao said in a muffled voice: "Master, Boss Zhu wants a lot of gifts, otherwise he will marry Xiao Zhu to Mr. Shi. I am your apprentice, you can't just leave me alone."

"Come with me." Uncle Jiu took the two of them to the bedroom and asked them to wait outside the door.

After a while, Uncle Jiu came out of the bedroom with a few oceans and handed them to Fei Bao: "Don't say that the master won't help you, this is all your master's and mine's property, let's use it to start a small business to earn a gift. "

"Master, you...you are so kind to me." Fei Bao caught Dayang and was beyond moved.

Xiao Hai also wiped away his tears.

Uncle Jiu sighed, reached out and patted his shoulder, shook his head, then turned and entered the room.

"Master, I will not let you down."

Fei Bao solemnly shouted, just as he was about to turn around and leave, he suddenly heard the sound of something falling to the ground.

Fei Bao and Xiao Hai pushed open the door of Uncle Jiu's bedroom and walked in, and saw Uncle Jiu squatting on the ground picking up a lot of scattered oceans.

Fei Bao: "..."

Little sea:"…………"

Suddenly, I felt that the few pieces of ocean in my hand were not fragrant.

"Master, didn't you agree that it was all your net worth just now?" Fei Bao looked resentfully.

Uncle Jiu looked at the two of them in embarrassment: "The oceans on the ground are misprinted and cannot be used."

Fei Bao: "Master, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Now it seems that he is a little smarter than I thought." Uncle Jiu said solemnly.

...............

night.

The soldiers were evacuated and camped outside the town.

Zhuji Tea House has returned to its original state to welcome guests, otherwise Xiaohong would be too scared to come tonight.

"Dong dong dong..."

Su Xun was reading the Miao Jiang Gu Art book in his room when there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Come in." Su Xun said without raising his head.

"Crack-"

The door was pushed open, and Xiao Zhu came in with tea, and said softly, "Mr. Su, drink some tea to moisten your throat."

"Thank you." Su Xun smiled slightly.

Xiaozhu blushed, put down the tea and left, she was afraid that she would not be able to bear it any longer.

No, I can't be sorry to Fei Bao!

Su Xun was a little disappointed, thinking that Mr. Shi had just delivered the gun, and Xiaozhu was here to deliver the cannon.

I didn't expect it was just to deliver tea.

"Dong dong dong..."

The knock on the door sounded again.

Su Xun said, "Go in."

Is it really here to send it off?

He thought it was Xiaozhu who had gone and returned, but he didn't expect that it was Yizimei Jiushu who came in.

Su Xun's mood faded: "Uncle Jiu, what's the matter?"

"Now that there are so many people, that ghost will definitely not come until late at night. There is a new porridge shop on the street, why don't we go have a bowl of night porridge together? Let's talk by the way?"

Uncle Jiu wanted to find out if Su Xun had any plans to use the army to raise corpses on a large scale. If so, he must find a way to stop it.

"Being respectful is worse than obeying orders." Su Xun agreed.

The two came to the newly opened porridge shop.

"Master!"

Suddenly, a voice sounded.

Su Xun and Uncle Jiu turned their heads and found that there was a porridge stall opposite the porridge shop, and the stall owner was Fei Bao.

The two walked over: "Fat Bao?"

Su Xun's eyes moved slightly, he remembered the first night Fei Bao opened the porridge stall in the movie, Xiaohong came to his porridge stall late at night with Ming coins to buy porridge.

Fortunately, I went out to eat porridge with Uncle Jiu, otherwise wouldn't I have to wait at Zhuji Tea House tonight?

"Master, I bought this porridge stall with the money you gave me. I didn't expect the boss to open a porridge shop across the street after selling the stall to me. I haven't opened it yet." Fei Bao said helplessly. .

Uncle Jiu encouraged: "Fei Bao, don't be discouraged, your craftsmanship is so good, there will definitely be customers."

"Master, sir, why don't you try my handicraft." Fei Bao suddenly became interested.

Uncle Jiu said solemnly: "Hey, no need, I just reserved a place in the store opposite."

After finishing speaking, he took Su Xun into the well-opened porridge shop opposite.

Fei Bao: "..."

This heart is wow cool wow cool.

BGM: The north wind is blowing, the snowflakes are fluttering~

In the porridge shop, Uncle Jiu talked about raising corpses, and Su Xun said that he would never raise corpses on a large scale.

Of course, anyone who knows him knows that what he says can be regarded as fart, and it can change at any time.

Uncle Jiu had almost eaten, and said to Su Xun, "Go back to the teahouse and wait for that ghost."

"Uncle Jiu, I just calculated that that ghost will appear at Fei Bao's porridge stall tonight." On the second floor of the porridge shop, Su Xun pointed to the porridge stall downstairs from the window.

Uncle Jiu frowned: "Are you joking?"

"Uncle Nine, if you don't believe me, just watch." Su Xun's expression was unpredictable.

When Uncle Jiu saw this, he didn't say any more, and thought to himself, if you can pinch and count, even an old sow can climb a tree.

The two of them just sat by the window on the second floor, drinking tea while staring at Fei Bao's porridge stand.

In the middle of the night, the lights of every household in Liwan Town had been turned off, and only Fei Bao was still selling porridge.

"It's not closed at night, he'll sell it to ghosts." Uncle Jiu complained on the second floor of the porridge shop.