Urban: I have a new identity every week

"Just kidding." Su Xun laughed a few times, restrained his smile, looked at Mao Shanming and asked, "Why, don't you think it's funny?"

"No, no, it's funny, it's so funny."

"Haha...hahaha..."

Mao Shanming, Dabao and Xiaobao waved their hands again and again, with a smile uglier than crying.

Funny, funny your uncle!

"I don't know where fellow Daoist Mao is going?" Su Xun asked, he wanted to make sure that the plot of Mr. Ling Huan had started.

Mao Shanming replied tremblingly: "I... I was invited to go to Tan Wanwan's house in Tanjia Town to catch ghosts."

"Coincidentally, I'm going to Tanjia Town, why not go with me?" Su Xun heard the words, and suddenly had a bottom line in his mind, and said calmly on the surface.

Mao Shanming wanted to refuse at first, but he glanced at the royal zombie, then nodded obediently: "Okay, okay."

The gap in strength made him choose Congxin.

After all, only by starting from the heart can we return home alive.

In this way, under Su Xun's friendly and warm invitation, Mao Shanming "happily" agreed to go with him, and the two sides rushed to Tanjia Town hand in hand.

The two talked while walking.

At first, Mao Shanming was worried about becoming a ration for zombies, but he soon realized that although Su Xun raised corpses, he was not an evil spirit who killed innocent people indiscriminately.

So take it easy.

"Master Mao, raising ghosts will inevitably be contaminated with yin energy, and will shorten one's lifespan." Su Xun reminded him kindly.

In the movie, it was Uncle Jiu who woke him up, and he finally forced Dabao and Xiaobao to leave.

Mao Shanming said: "Thank you Mr. Su for reminding, but raising corpses is more harmful than raising ghosts. It not only shortens lifespan, but also is more unacceptable to the world."

"What I'm not afraid of the most is losing my life." Su Xun smiled lightly, even if the sky is dead, he can't die either.

Su Xun continued: "As for being not tolerated by the righteous way, it's easy. They don't provoke me, otherwise I will send them to die first."

Mao Shanming shook his head, he was really young and energetic, he didn't know there was someone out there until he stumbled.

"Mao Daochang, why don't you tell me about the spiritual world?" Su Xun said.

Mao Shanming was a little embarrassed: "Mr. Su, I don't know much, so I can only pick up what I know."

He can't even count as half a bucket of water at all, so he travels all over the world and listens a lot, and he doesn't know much about the deeper news of the spirit and fantasy world.

"Yes." Su Xun nodded.

Mao Shanming cleared his throat: "Now is the end of the Dharma era, and the world of spiritual illusions has begun to decline. In the world of spiritual illusions, the most famous ones are Maoshan and Longhushan, followed by the Ma family and the Zhuge family..."

"As far as I know, after 1900, it has been a long time since anyone in the fantasy world has cultivated to the state of refining gods and returning to the void. Those old guys who are now sitting in the sect..."

"Taoism is sluggish, but because of war and troubled times, more and more demons and ghosts are causing trouble..."

What Mao Shanming said was superficial, and any ascetic could tell it, but Su Xun still listened with gusto.

Because he doesn't even know these superficial things.

During the chat, everyone has arrived in Tanjia Town.

"Why is there no one on the street?"

Mao Shanming said something curiously.

"Stupid, it's so late, I must have rested." A bandit replied angrily.

Su Xun smiled, and everyone in the town gathered at Baohe Restaurant to ambush the horse thief.

Su Xun looked at Mao Shanming and said, "Daoist Mao, Tan Wanwan should still be waiting for you, I won't delay you to catch ghosts, let's just leave now."

"Okay, see you by fate." Mao Shanming cupped his hands, turned and left with his yellow umbrella in his hands.

A bandit then asked: "Master, what are we doing with Mao Shanming to Tanjia Town?"

The others also looked at Su Xun suspiciously.

Because Mao Shanming was there just now, it was difficult for them to ask, and they have been holding back all the way.

"I have my own plan, you just listen to me, and find a restaurant first." After Su Xun finished speaking, he drove the carriage and walked on the streets of the town.

Baohelou is located in Baohe Village, the center of Tanjia Town. It is the largest restaurant in the town and it is easy to find.

So after a while, Su Xun found Baohe Building, and then knocked on the door.

"Dong dong dong..."

After knocking on the door, he took a step back.

The next second, the door of Baohe Building opened, and a group of people rushed out, leading a young man wearing glasses with a knife and shouting nervously: "They are riding horses, they must be horse thieves, surround them!"

"Awei!"

Su Xun blurted out that the person in front of him was Awei, the security captain in the movie Mr. Zombie.

It was the Awei who shouted "Open the door, I am your captain Awei".

"What Awei, my name is Qiang Zai! Don't think that you will be able to let you go today by cheating on your relatives!"

Qiang Zai said with a saber in his hand.

Only then did Su Xun remember that this guy was the security captain of Baohe Village in the movie Mr. Ling Huan. His name was Qiang Zai, and he was a disciple of Uncle Jiu.

But how did he get promoted to Renjia Town as the security captain, and changed his name to Awei?

And in the plot of Mr. Zombie, isn't Awei the disciple of Uncle Jiu?

Did something happen in the middle?

"Tie them up!"

Qiang Zai commanded.

"Made! Let me see who dares!"

The bandits on the horse held the reins in one hand and pulled out their pistols in the other, staring in all directions.

The expressions of the villagers changed drastically in an instant.

"Ah! There are guns!"

"Didn't the news say that the horse thief didn't have a gun?"

"Run away!"

"Kang!" Su Xun fired a shot at the sky and shouted: "Everyone stand quietly in place!"

In an instant, the originally noisy environment instantly became silent, and everyone remained motionless.

Su Xun looked at Qiang Zai.

Qiang Zai's face turned pale, and he stammered, "Brother, no...it's better to continue dating relatives. If you think I should be called Awei, I...I can actually change my name to Awei."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 899

"Fathers and folks, first of all, I want to clarify to everyone that we are not horse thieves, we are just passing through and come to Tanjia Town to stay."

Su Xun held the gun in one hand and shouted loudly.

"call--"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

If the group of people in front of them were really horse thieves, then their Tanjia Town would probably be bleeding tonight.

"What's going on, where did the gunshot come from?"

A middle-aged man with gray hair, an upright face, and two strange eyebrows walked over quickly, wearing a black crew-neck gown.

"Uncle Jiu is here."

"Ninth Uncle."

Everyone said hello one after another.

Su Xun also looked at him. This was the first time he saw Uncle Jiu in this world.

Sure enough, it can give people a sense of security.

When he was a child, he would be afraid of watching horror movies, but when he saw Uncle Jiu appear, he didn't feel afraid anymore.

"Zombie!"

Suddenly, Uncle Jiu frowned, staring fixedly at the royal zombie beside Su Xun.

"Ah! Zombies!"

Hearing this, the villagers immediately retreated behind Uncle Jiu, looking at Su Xun and the others in horror.

Fuck, you are not horse thieves, but horse-riding zombies are scarier than horse thieves!

"In Xiasu Xun, I met Uncle Nine. Uncle Nine's name is like a thunderbolt, and seeing him today is really extraordinary."

Su Xun stepped forward and said to Uncle Jiu.

Su Xun shifted his eyes to Su Xun, frowned and said, "A zombie you raised?"

"Uncle Jiu can rest assured that although I raise corpses, I am not killing innocent people indiscriminately. Otherwise, just because the villagers offended me just now, they would all be dead."

There was a gentle and refined smile on Su Xun's face.

The villagers said: MMP.

Uncle Jiu's face softened a little, and he said in a deep voice: "My friend, no matter what, I have to advise you that you will lose your life if you engage in crooked ways."

It's not that he didn't want to get rid of this zombie, he was really powerless. After all, Su Xun was holding a gun in his hand, and there were ten more guns behind him.

He has not yet broken through the realm of refining the gods and returning to the void, and he can't stop the bullets. In addition, there are so many villagers gathered here, so he dare not force it.

What's more, as Su Xun said, he really doesn't look like a person who kills innocent people indiscriminately.

Uncle Jiu is relatively open-minded, as can be seen from his release of the female ghost Xiaohong in Ghost Bite Ghost and the plantain female ghost in another film.

"Thank you, Uncle Jiu, for your reminder. I know what I know." Su Xun said with a smile, and then changed the subject: "Uncle Jiu, if it's convenient, the brother behind me and I would like to stay here tonight. I wonder if it's possible."

Hearing Su Xun call them brothers, the ten bandits felt a little more fond of him.

The sons of the rich family of the fourth family were born and have stayed abroad. Not only did they not dislike them at all, but they regarded them as brothers. Can they not be moved?

Su Xun is very good at buying people's hearts and acting.

Su Xun didn't offer to help ambush the horse thieves, he just wanted Uncle Jiu and the others to repel the horse thieves tonight as in the original plot, and capture two of them alive.

Then he asked the female horse thief to serve him on the condition of saving the two captured horse thieves.

In the movie, the female horse thief died trying to save the two horse thieves, so this trick definitely works for her, and a man of loyalty will keep his word.

This kind of loyal person is the best to take advantage of.

Cough, cough, why does Su Xun feel that he is more of a villain than a female horse thief?

No way no way, he is a good man!

When Uncle Jiu heard this, his heart moved, and he said, "Why don't you all live in Baohe Building tonight, and protect the villagers by the way, so there will be no accommodation fee."

After a while, all the young and strong will follow him to ambush the horse thief. Only old women and children will be left in the Baohe Building, which is prone to accidents.

For example, the horse bandits split into two groups, or they did not stop the horse bandits and let the horse bandits enter the town.

With Su Xun and the others around, they could at least save the lives of these women, children, and children.

Su Xun nodded and said with a smile, "I'm sure I can help Uncle Jiu."

"Thank you all." Uncle Nine cupped his hands with a knife.

Su Xun secretly thought, I just hope you don't think about hacking me to death in the end.

However, I am doing a good deed. If the horse thief is subdued, the horse thief will not continue to harm others.

Su Xun instantly felt that what he did was great, and his own image grew a lot.

In the crowd, Qiang Zai looked at the knife in his hand, and then at the gun in Su Xun's and others' hands, feeling a sense of envy in his heart.