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"Bodhisattva, why did you make the eighteen arhats look like farmers?" Su Xun pretended to be puzzled and asked Guanyin.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said calmly: "I am afraid that they will show their holiness in front of others and cause unnecessary noise."

"Amitabha, so that's the case. The poor monk thought he was afraid of scaring away the monsters." Su Xun suddenly realized, and said in a strange way.

Avalokitesvara has been used to being sprayed by Tang Seng's mouth, and has produced antibodies, and her immunity has been greatly improved, automatically filtering this sentence.

However, Su Xun didn't stop there: "Why did the Bodhisattva appear so soon? Could it be that the Bodhisattva is worried and has been following in secret?"

"Tang Sanzang! What nonsense are you talking about?" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was annoyed at being exposed.

Su Xun blinked innocently: "The poor monk didn't say anything, the poor monk was just very touched by the Bodhisattva's secret protection all the way."

"Hmph!" Guanyin snorted coldly, and disappeared, actually hiding in the dark again.

He thought that was why Su Xun couldn't see it.

As everyone knows, everyone here knows that she is hiding in the dark, which is really pitiful.

After descending the Yinwu Mountain, there is a smooth road, and there is no need for eighteen arhats to open the way.

After walking another seven or eight miles, I saw a city in the distance.

"This is the territory of Tianzhu Kingdom." Su Xun lifted the curtain of the car and said calmly.

He remembered what was written in the original book, behind the Hidden Mist Mountain was Fengxian County of Tianzhu Kingdom.

Fuhu Luohan replied: "Exactly, the city ahead is Fengxian County, Tianzhu Outer County."

"Oh." Su Xun nodded, and when he mentioned Fengxian County, he knew what the problem was.

Three years ago, on October 25th, the Jade Emperor went out to observe the ten thousand heavens and the three realms of mayflies, and traveled to Fengxian County.

The Jade Emperor was angry, and immediately ordered a rice mountain to be set up, which was ten feet high, and a chicken was placed next to it to eat rice.

Another mountain was set up, about twenty feet high, and a dog was placed beside it, licking and licking.

On the left hangs an iron shelf, on which hangs a gold lock. The chain is about one foot three or four inches long and as thick as a finger. There is a bright lamp under it, and the flame of the lamp burns the chain.

Only when the chickens finished eating the rice, the dogs finished licking the noodles, and the lamp flames burned out the chains, did the Jade Emperor give the order to bring rain to Fengxian County.

When I saw this passage, Su Xun, as a mortal, of course entered into the common people's perspective. He was angry and angry with the behavior of the Jade Emperor.

There are people on the earth who have nothing to do, and it takes more than 70 years for chickens to finish eating rice.

For more than 70 years, the people in Fengxian County have long since died, and he still needs to order rain and dry balls?

The Jade Emperor can punish mortals for their disrespect, but he is so vicious, he is too narrow-minded, how can he be worthy of commanding the Three Realms?

For a trivial matter, he would exterminate the people of a county, and he would not take the lives of ordinary people for his life.

It's the same reason that these gods and Buddhas don't take the lives of monsters as their lives.

In their eyes, mortals and monsters are nothing more than ants.

The four masters and apprentices came to Fengxian County, only to see that the city was withered, the civil affairs were desolate, and the people were dry and thin.

"How is this going?"

Monkey King and the others were stunned by the scene in front of them. They traveled westward and visited so many cities. The people in this city are definitely the worst.

Su Xun sneered, and cast a spell to shield Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Of course it was a good thing done by the Jade Emperor..."

Tell me about Fengxian County.

The three Monkey Kings were all furious after hearing this.

"This old Jade Emperor is so stingy, my grandson insists on going up to him to ask him for an explanation, it's nothing more than making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace again!" Sun Wukong said bitterly.

Su Xun said: "Wukong, don't be impulsive, sooner or later you will hit the Lingxiao Palace, but not now."

He will definitely let the Jade Emperor know how powerful he is.

"But master, without the order of the Jade Emperor, the Dragon King dared not send rain, what should these people do?" Sun Wukong said anxiously.

Su Xun smiled: "I have to act as a teacher."

Isn't it just raining? It doesn't matter if you don't need the Dragon King.

The art of calling the wind and calling the rain in Journey to the West is not really calling the wind and calling the rain.

Everyone depends on gods and dragon kings.

The spell that he, Su, knows is the real spell of calling wind and rain.

Su Xun came into contact with the blindfold method, looked at the void and said, "Bodhisattva, I know you are here. The poor monk has one thing that I don't understand. Tianzhu is so close to the Lingshan Mountain. Could it be that the Buddhas don't know the situation here? Otherwise, why don't you save me? Is it my Buddha's mercy?"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was speechless when he heard these questions, so he could only hide in the dark and not show himself.

I sneered in my heart, you said it lightly, but let's see how you solve this matter.

Su Xun got off the carriage and walked towards the city gate, where a notice was posted.

It probably means looking for someone who can pray for rain, and praying for rain for Fengxian County, and then there will be a big thank you.

Su Xun took off the notice.

"This elder, you can pray for rain!"

The officials guarding the announcement said happily.

His voice was loud, and in an instant, all the people surrounded him with hopes on their faces.

"Amitabha, the poor monk can give it a try."

Su Xun smiled slightly, then looked up at the sky: "God, please show me some face for this poor monk, let it rain quickly."

Seeing this scene, everyone was dumbfounded.

The hope that had just been raised was shattered again, and Tang Seng was still a little annoyed at playing with them.

Who do you think you are?

God has to give you a face?

Guanyin couldn't help laughing, thinking Tang Seng was crazy.

Then in the next second, everyone's expressions changed drastically.

There was a sudden gust of wind between the sky and the earth, then dark clouds overwhelmed the top, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled, and then big raindrops fell with crackling crackles.

"It's...it's raining, it's raining!"

"Oh my god! It's finally raining!"

Everyone went crazy, ecstatic, yelling in the rain, crying, carousing.

Immediately afterwards, one person knelt down and kowtowed to Tang Seng, and more and more people knelt down.

"Thank you, Elder, for saving your life!"

"Thank you Elder for saving our lives..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned: "How is this possible, how is it possible?"

He didn't see Thunder God and Lightning Mother at all, nor any Dragon King, not even a snake.

But because of Tang Seng's words, the situation suddenly changed, with lightning and thunder, and heavy rain pouring down.

God... really gave Tang Seng a face?

Guanyin Bodhisattva's mind was in chaos.

Su Xun looked at the people kneeling on the ground, and said in a gentle tone: "Please hurry up, everyone, the poor monk is nothing more than a little bit of noodles to use."

The three Monkey Kings: "..."

Master, your pretense is so mellow.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 871 I Come From Zaun

Fengxian County suffers from drought every year, causing countless deaths and injuries. Su Xun Shi Yunbuyu relieved the drought and saved countless people.

The people were grateful, and the sheriff wanted to host a banquet, but Su Xun refused.

After so many years of drought in Fengxian County, how poor is it? Isn't it equivalent to scraping the bone marrow of the people for him to eat?

Even if it is voluntary by the people, he does not agree, he is such a kind person.

The people scrambled to send each other off, and they sent them three miles away from the city before returning to the city.

Although the incident in Fengxian County made Su Xun angry with Jade Emperor, he didn't want to trouble him at this time.

However, he didn't trouble the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor who felt that his Tianwei was offended refused to give up.

Because Fengxian County was hated by the Jade Emperor, and it was the only way to go west, it was focused on by the Heavenly Court.

It rained without purpose in Fengxian County, so Qianliyan and Shunfenger reported it to the Jade Emperor immediately.

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor was furious: "It's unreasonable, which dragon king made the rain privately!"

Rainfall is a trifle.

The crux of the problem was that he felt that his authority as the Lord of the Three Realms had been challenged.

"I report to the Jade Emperor, it's not the Dragon King, it's...it's Tang Sanzang. I don't know what method he used, but suddenly it rained heavily in Fengxian County." Qianliyan said.

Hearing this, a discussion broke out in Lingxiao Hall.

"Tang Sanzang? Where did he come from as a mortal? I think it might be the monkey head."

"That's not bad. It's probably because the monkey cast some kind of spell, which made it rain in Fengxian County."

"That's right, it can't be Tang Sanzang..."

Listening to everyone's discussion, Li Jing and Nezha looked on coldly, with a surge of pride in their hearts, and a sense of detachment that everyone is drunk and I am alone.

A group of short-sighted people, how can you know how powerful Tang Sanzang is?

The Jade Emperor said coldly: "What a hozen, who spreads the rain privately, disobeys the destiny, and treats my imperial order as nothing. Where is the giant spirit and god? Take three thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, and take the hozen to punish me!"

"Yes!"

The giant spirit god led away.

In the lower realm, after leaving Fengxian County, the pilgrimage team still walked in the territory of Tianzhu Kingdom.

"Tang Sanzang, what happened to the rain?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva had already appeared and asked Tang Monk why, because the rain was really strange.

Tang Seng lay sprawled in the carriage, threw grapes into his mouth one by one, and replied casually: "The poor monk is just talking casually, how do you know it will really rain, maybe the poor monk's handsome appearance has moved God, God has a feeling, so you can't bear to refuse my request."

"Nonsense." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva snorted coldly, and said flatly: "A face is just a skin, Tang Sanzang, you've lost your face."

"Then why doesn't the Bodhisattva turn his true self into an ugly monster?" Su Xun asked seriously.

Guanyin was speechless: "You..."

"I'm so handsome." Su Xun touched his bald head.

Suddenly, Guanyin looked up at the sky.

I saw the giant spirit god coming down from the earth with three thousand heavenly soldiers and generals behind him, standing in the void, and roared: "Sun Wukong, you are spreading rain in Fengxian County privately, disobeying the imperial order of the Jade Emperor, why don't you come with me to the Lingxiao Palace?" Plead guilty to the Jade Emperor!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

I stepped on the horse and took the blame again.

Why do you always think I did it?

Discriminate against monkeys?

"What a Jade Emperor!" Su Xun yelled, looking at the giant spirit god, and said, "Treating mortals like worthless things, disregarding human life, such behavior is worthy of commanding the Three Realms? Quickly ask the old Jade Emperor to come to the poor monk to repent, otherwise , this poor monk going west will not go!"

Guanyin:"…………"

Damn it, do it again!

"Tang Sanzang! You are presumptuous! How dare you disrespect the Jade Emperor!" the Giant Spirit God roared.

Su Xun got down from the carriage and spat at the giant spirit god: "What's wrong with me being presumptuous? Behind the poor monk are the Buddhas of Lingshan. How dare you do anything to me? If you dare to destroy Westward Journey, Lingshan will bury you!" "