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Chapter 867 Lingshan is My Licking Dog

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't see that Su Xun had resorted to tricks on the golden-nosed white-haired mouse, and only thought that the goblin had not given up trying to lure Tang Monk into the bait by calling for help.

It made him feel a little bit, how stupid this monster is, he has been exposed, but he is still stubbornly sticking to the original plan, won't he adapt to the situation?

So stupid, no wonder he couldn't catch Tang Seng.

Guanyin can't control that much, because he will be on duty next, and he has a role to play.

The four of Su Xun's master and apprentice walked out of the black pine forest. The weather was hot and rainy, and they walked on the rugged path to the plain, surrounded by green willows. Suddenly, an old woman blocked the way, and shouted to Su Xun and the others:

"Monk, don't go any further. Hurry up and ride back. Going west is a dead end."

This old woman was transformed by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"What does the old Bodhisattva say? The ancients let the birds fly high in the sky, and let the fish jump in the sea. How can there be no way out?" Sun Wukong's piercing eyes have already seen that the old woman was changed by the Bodhisattva, but he pretended not to know.

The old woman said: "Five or six li away is the destruction of France. The king forged enmity in his previous life and committed crimes for no reason in this life. He made a great wish to kill 1 monks. Killed nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-six, and there are still four left, if you go, it must be a dead end."

"Ah! What should I do!" Su Xun showed panic, as if I was frightened, and hurriedly asked: "Is there a way to get around?"

The old woman shook her head: "If you want to go west, you must pass through this country. There is no way around. I think you should turn around and go back quickly, or you will lose your life."

"Wukong, what the old Bodhisattva said is right. Since going west will surely lead to death, let's go back."

Su Xun said with a lingering fear in his heart, and when the words fell, he couldn't wait to ride his horse and turn around.

"What Master said is that we will not go to the West Paradise anymore."

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also performed together.

"Master, wait for my grandson."

Monkey King jumped and chased after him.

Guanyin:"…………"

Seeing the master and disciple walking back, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't tell what it was like.

"Tang Sanzang!"

Seeing the people getting farther and farther away, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't pretend anymore, and directly revealed his real body.

"Buddha!"

Su Xun "turned pale with shock" and hurriedly said, "I pay my respects to the Bodhisattva."

"Tang Sanzang, the scriptures are hard to find, will you shrink back when you encounter such a little danger?" Guanyin said coldly.

Su Xun showed distress: "The Bodhisattva's words are biased. The poor monk has mortal eyes, but he is not a stupid person. Since he knows that he must die, why should he die?"

"Exaggerated words! You are greedy for life and afraid of death, how can you obtain the scriptures like this!" Guanyin Bodhisattva scolded.

Su Xun nodded: "The Bodhisattva is right, I can't get the scriptures like this, I hope to ask another wise man."

Guanyin:"…………"

If you don't agree with each other, you will put down the pick, is this still Tang Seng?

She still remembered the simple and kind Tang Sanzang in the city of Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty under the setting sun that year.

But now?

What has it become?

It's just like those old oily guys in Lingshan!

Avalokitesvara was angry and helpless, after all, seeing that the westward journey was coming to an end, it was impossible to fetch water from the bamboo basket at this time in vain.

"Tang Sanzang, don't get emotional." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said earnestly.

Su Xun said, "Bodhisattva, I have no emotions."

"I know you have something on your mind."

"I have no idea."

Seeing Tang Seng's meaty hob with no oil or salt, Guanyin wanted to slap him.

He felt that Tang Sanzang had ruined all his energy-raising skills for so many years.

"Tang Seng, what do you want?"

If it was just out of Chang'an, it would be a big deal to change the Buddhist scriptures, but it can't be changed now.

If it was the original Tang Sanzang, it would be like a Buddhist licking dog, who would worship every temple.

But now, Su Xun is more slick and tougher, and Buddhism has temporarily become his licking dog.

It's very much like love.

Those who are favored are always confident???.

Su Xun didn't do things like this before, it was because the journey to the west was not over halfway, at worst, it would be too late for Buddhism to change its Buddhist scriptures again.

But it’s not going to work now, two-thirds of the westward journey has passed, and if we change people at this time, Buddhism will miss the golden opportunity of 500 years of deployment.

Su Xun said solemnly: "Back to the Bodhisattva, the poor monk still wants to keep this seven-foot mortal body to promote Buddhism, and he doesn't want to die here so early to destroy France."

"With Wukong and the others protecting you, the king is nothing more than a mortal, what can he do to you?" Guanyin said.

Su Xun was very willful: "Anyway, I don't care. I won't destroy France. It's too dangerous to destroy France."

"You..." Guanyin's lungs were about to explode.

Then I could only change the subject: "Amitabha, okay, I will take you through the destruction of France, okay?"

This is also a helpless solution. Now their Buddhism can only lick Tang Monk comfortably, let him finish the westward journey in peace and stability, and bring the scriptures back to the Eastern Tang Dynasty.

Let’s bypass the destruction of France, anyway, the so-called 81 disaster is deliberately arranged, the main purpose is to appear authentic and rare.

After all, compared to Buddhist Pidian who took the initiative to send the scriptures to the East, it is of course more precious to send people from the Tang Dynasty to go through untold hardships to retrieve them.

Only in this way will it be more conducive to establishing their transcendent status of Buddhism, and it will appear that Buddhism is awesome.

"The poor monk dare not refuse the Bodhisattva." Su Xun clasped his hands together, as if passively arranged.

Avalokitesvara felt a toothache, cast a spell, and led the four masters and apprentices to fly directly over France.

"Okay, Tang Sanzang, the border of destroying France has passed, let's go quickly."

Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to leave after finishing speaking, and hid in the dark again to monitor the westward procession.

"Bodhisattva, stop!"

Su Xun shouted loudly.

Guanyin Bodhisattva almost fell off the cloud, turned and looked at Su Xun: "What else do you want?"

"Responding to the Bodhisattva, the poor monk is just an ordinary person. After a bumpy journey, eating and sleeping in the open air, exposed to the sun and rain, his body is getting worse and worse. I'm afraid he won't be able to survive until the Western Paradise." Su Xun looked sad.

Guanyin Bodhisattva laughed angrily: "Tang Sanzang, can you look in the mirror and say this again?"

White and fat, with a red face, actually said that your body is failing, do you want your face?

"Ah~ the poor monk has fainted." Su Xun yelled, then closed his eyes, covered his head and fell to the ground.

The three Monkey Kings: Hello, Master Sao.

Although they complained in their hearts, they couldn't turn a blind eye to the performance that should be coordinated.

"Master! Master!"

"Master, wake up, Master!"

"Master, the journey to the west is not over yet, how could you leave your apprentice behind!"

"Master, your life is so hard. You have set foot on this journey westward at a young age, and now you have not obtained the scriptures, yet... Master, my hard-fated master!"

Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing also instantly entered the embarrassing acting mode, knelt on the ground with a plop, and wailed loudly at Su Xun.

Guanyin:"……………"

Looking at the four masters and apprentices who are acting so embarrassingly, her expression is like this: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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Chapter 868 The Loyal Arhats

"Okay, Tang Sanzang, stop pretending! Look at your current appearance, do you still look like a monk?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva yelled at Yuntou.

Su Xun "Yuyou" woke up, his face was pale, and he said weakly: "Bodhisattva, I... I'm afraid I can't do it, I'm ashamed... The Buddha has high hopes, and I dare not delay the great cause of learning the scriptures. people."

Hold!How dare you yell at me, little Guanyin, you haven't figured out the situation yet.

Now I am a necessity to you!

You have to lick me until you feel comfortable licking me, otherwise I'll show you off every minute.

The secret Wufang Jiedi and other gods were all shown off. Tang Seng was the most shameless expert they had ever seen. It was really... scary.

"Master, you are talking too much." Sun Wukong looked up at Guanyin Bodhisattva with tears in his eyes, "Greatly compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, my Buddha is merciful, please be considerate of my master, my master is not easy."

"Yeah, it's not easy, woo woo woo..."

"My miserable master..."

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing choked up.

"Shut up!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was about to go crazy, and his chest was surging: "Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, do you still want to go back to heaven!"

"No." The two said in unison.

Guanyin:"…………"

What a daring act, Tang Sanzang is such a pure and kind person, but he was spoiled by these three bastards, what is he like now!

The three said: It's wrong to step on a horse!

"Tang Sanzang, you promised Tang Emperor Li Shimin, if you don't continue westward, how can you explain to him?" Guanyin Bodhisattva carried Li Shimin out.

Su Xun coughed twice in a "weak" voice: "It's a miracle that I... I, a mortal, can go back alive. Your Majesty has a big heart and will... understand."

"What else do you want to do? Let's finish it at once." Guanyin Bodhisattva admitted weakly.

My shortsightedness is sad, I will settle the score with you after I have read the scriptures!

Su Xun said: "I have been weak since I was a child, and I can't ride a horse anymore. It would be great if I had a carriage."

Now he wants to ride in the carriage openly, he is so arrogant and willful!

"Going west all the way through mountains and ridges, the mountain road is rugged, even if there is a white dragon horse-drawn carriage, how can ordinary horse-drawn carriages drive on the mountain road?" Guanyin said.

Su Xun blinked and blinked: "Bodhisattva, there is no road in the world. If there are more people digging, it will become a road, and it will also make things easier for the people. My Buddha is merciful."

"You...you're crazy!" Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes widened, and he said coldly: "It's ridiculous! Lingshan is full of Buddhist disciples who have attained the Tao. How can you condescend to open the way for you?"

"The Bodhisattva looks down on the poor monk. If that's the case, it doesn't matter if the poor monk doesn't go westward." After Su Xun finished speaking, he coughed and gasped violently again.

Sun Wukong understood in seconds: "Master, this disciple has gone a hundred and eight thousand miles, and I will send you back to Datang."

"Wait!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was already furious, but he could only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. He gritted his teeth and said, "Wait for me to go back to Lingshan. If there is a disciple who volunteers to go down to earth to open the way for you, I will allow you."

After the words fell, he flew away directly. He was afraid of staying any longer, so he couldn't help but slap Tang Seng to death.

He had never been so angry before.

As soon as Avalokitesvara left, Su Xun got up in a hurry, shaking his ashes: "I'm crushed to death."

"Master, you are amazing."

Zhu Bajie looked at Su Xun with bright eyes.

He could make Avalokitesvara into such a state, he swore that the whole world would only be his master.

Su Xun waved his hand modestly: "Wherever you are, you are only moderately strong. Bajie, let me teach you a truth. As long as you can fight and have no shame, then you are the most comfortable person in the whole world."