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The woman who punted the boat raised her eyes when she heard this, and looked at Su Xun in surprise.

Zhu Bajie was puzzled: "What will Master say, I am a man, how can I talk about being pregnant?"

He knew, however, that since Su Xun said that, there was probably something wrong with the river water.

Su Xun talked eloquently: "This is the country of daughters in Xiliang. This country is full of women without a single man. This river is called Zimu River. There is a Yingyang post house outside the capital city. Outside the post house is a photo spring. In the daughter country, people over 20 years old can drink this river water, and after drinking the water, they will feel that there is a fetus in the abdomen, and after three days, they can go to the fetal spring, and if there are two shadows in the spring water, they can give birth to a child."

"If you want to relieve the fetal gas in your abdomen, you can only go to the Luotai Spring in Jieyang Mountain, and take a sip of spring water to release it."

The woman who punted the boat was dumbfounded, obviously she didn't expect the monk from outside to know about it.

"Master, this country is really full of daughters!" Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up.

Su Xun: "..."

The focus of your attention is really strange.

Sun Wukong slapped him: "You idiot, did you forget that you have a wife?"

"I'm just surprised. My old pig will not let Cuilan down." Zhu Bajie rubbed his neck.

But Su Xun thought that the king of this daughter country seems to be quite beautiful.

Cough cough cough, he is a serious monk!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 843

Starting from the Zimu River, going west for thirty or forty miles, you will see a city crawling like a giant beast in the distance.

"Disciples, the former convenience is the capital of the Xiliang women's country, so don't act recklessly." Su Xun reined in his horse and stood up. Jier has been on vacation for too long, and if he doesn't use it anymore, he feels that he will be eliminated by evolution. .

The tiger penis is still there, so the excess nutrition should not be wasted. As a monk who devotes himself wholeheartedly to the Buddha, he can be regarded as spreading the seeds of Buddhism.

To carry forward the Dharma, start from the baby.

If you don't have a doll, make a doll!

"Master, should we wear a bamboo hat, or change our appearance?" Zhu Bajie is very proficient, and his personal experience let him know that women are all Yangou.

Think back when he became a handsome guy and went to Gao Lao Village, Gao Cuilan loved him like crazy.

Later when he revealed his real body, Gao Cuilan distanced himself from him, because he has a lot of experience.

Su Xunyi said righteously: "No need, your appearance is given by your parents, it's nothing more than a skin, and we monks don't need to be so hypocritical. We are born from the heart, our hearts are not bad, and our appearance is natural and dignified."

Just kidding, it is because of the existence of the three of you that you can make the poor monk more handsome.

If all of you become handsome, will the king of the daughter country still look up to the poor monk?

And it seems that there is also a scorpion spirit. In the original book, the scorpion spirit, like the king of the daughter country, also greedy for Tang Seng's body, so he abducted him.

Looking at the original novels and TV series, this scorpion looks no worse than the king, and she is also a great beauty.

Su Xun can't wait for the scorpion spirit to take him away, come on, Comeonbaby!

This scorpion spirit is still very strong, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are not opponents, but he is still a ruthless monster who eavesdropped on the Buddha's lecture and stabbed the Buddha's thumb by the way.

If he hadn't met Pleiades Star Officer, the nemesis of natural enemies, he wouldn't have died so aggrieved.

In fact, Su Xun felt that this was very nonsense, even if the big rooster of the Pleiades Star Officer was the nemesis of the scorpion, it would not kill the scorpion with two crows.

Anyway, this scorpion spirit is very strong, and it should be regarded as the number one demon among the banshees in Journey to the West. After all, it is an existence that can escape after piercing the Buddha.

Su Xun felt that she was very valuable to be cultivated, and she deserved to be cultivated by Su Shanshan.

This cultivation is serious cultivation!

After all, forget about the other monsters, he really can't get down on the scorpion brother (???).

Su Xun must have integrity, otherwise he would just hook up with women and let those women go out to help him fight for territory, and just rely on women to rule the world.

He conquers women in bed, and women help him conquer the world under the bed.

"Master is right. Appearance is innate. Why can't you show your original appearance?" Sha Wujing said in a low voice. He is a supporter of Tang Seng's identification of any theory, referred to as "Licking Dog".

As a monkey, Sun Wukong is not interested in human beings in terms of aesthetics. If he wants to like it, he also likes female monkeys with delicate features.

So he didn't feel the need to change his face either.

Why is Zhu Bajie interested in women? Because he used to be the marshal of the canopy, and he was in a human body. Even if he was reincarnated as a pig, his aesthetics still remained.

Why does the scorpion spirit like a monster like men? What does it mean?It means that she has escaped from the vulgar interests (*′???`*)!

It also shows that Tang Seng's handsome face is so handsome that even scorpions want to squeeze him.

Su Xun touched his face, Tang Seng's face was only a little worse than his own^ω^.

"If it doesn't change, then it won't change. My old pig is better than inner beauty." Zhu Bajie said rather flirtatiously, supporting himself with both hands and lowering his head, his big belly that even Ji Er couldn't see.

Su Xun just smiled when he heard this.

Naive, with this appearance, the ladies and sisters don’t want to talk to you, how can you have the patience to understand your inner beauty?

So, it's good to be handsome.

The four masters and apprentices walked towards the city.

There have also been more pedestrians on the road, without exception, regardless of age, they are all women.

And the quality is still very high, petite loli, tall girl, flirtatious young woman, plump mature woman, there are all kinds of types.

This is a man's paradise!

Of course, if the kidneys are not good, it will be hell.

"Look! It's a man! Here comes a man!"

"It's really a man! Is this a man?"

"Those three look strange, but the man on the horse is quite handsome."

The four masters and apprentices moved forward all the way, and many women rushed to watch, with curiosity, fear, and surprise, which directly caused traffic jams in the ancient version.

Zhu Bajie only felt as if he was in heaven.

"Master, take the Lao Shi Zi Jing, the four of us packed our luggage, settled here, and will be the bridegroom every night, isn't it good?"

Seeing Naozi all over the street, Zhu Bajie felt dizzy from being shaken, and really salivated.

He misses his mother's taste.

"Nonsense, nothing more than pink skulls. The poor monk's heart to learn Buddhist scriptures is as firm as a rock. No woman can impress him. If there is, then it's right that I didn't say it."

Su Xun's eyes were not idle either. He rode a horse, condescending, and could see more clearly. There is a poem saying: "I will be at the top of the mountain, and I will see all the small mountains."

In fact, he also has doubts, whether the king of the daughter country is so beautiful, after all, what is written in the book is written in the book, and now it is a living world.

If an ugly monster pretended to be hypocritical and asked his daughter if she was beautiful, wouldn't he be frightened?

Not long after I walked, I suddenly saw a post house at the corner. A female official stood at the door of the post house and shouted loudly: "Envoys coming from afar ahead are not allowed to enter the city without permission. The official holds the name and plays the driver, and can only enter the city after being inspected."

There is a flag hanging on the post house, and the four big characters of "Yingyang post house" are written on it, waving in the wind.

"Look, master, there really is a Yingyang post house." Zhu Bajie said in surprise, but stared blankly at the female official. After all, an official must be more beautiful than a commoner.

As we all know, in ancient times, if you want to be an official, you must not only be talented, but also handsome.

Among the top three in the imperial examination, Tanhua is for the most handsome person, which shows the importance of appearance.

Su Xun got off his horse and said, "Wu Jing, take out the clearance documents."

"Yes, Master."

The four masters and apprentices went forward to greet the female official, and then the female official led the four into the lobby of the post house.

After asking about the identities and reasons of the four people, and checking the customs clearance documents, she asked the four people to wait in the post house, and she went to the palace to report to the king.

"Master, that girl's eyes are watering when she looks at you." After the female officer left, Bajie said.

Su Xun smiled lightly, the female officer probably had more than just eyes dripping.

Then they just need to wait, Su Xun is ready to sacrifice Hue for the cause of Buddhist scriptures.

He is so noble.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 844 The Rippling Grand Master

"Master, is it true that there have been no men in this daughter country?" Sun Wukong was a little unbelievable.

Su Xun smiled and said, "Of course it's impossible."

How could there be no man in the daughter country.

Among other things, isn't Ruyi True Immortal just a male whore?

Ruyi Zhenxian is the younger brother of the Bull Demon King. He occupied the Luotai Spring in the Poer Cave of Xieyang Mountain in his daughter's country, and built a Juxian Nunnery. Anyone who wants to drink the Luotai Spring to abort a pregnancy must give him a gift.

In the original book, Tang Seng Zhu Bajie drank the water from the Zimu River and became pregnant. Monkey King went to the Luotai Spring to fetch water for an abortion. The True Immortal Ruyi refused to allow it in order to avenge the red boy.

Now Sun Wukong didn't make the red boy into the boy of good fortune who sat down by Guanyin, so naturally he has no enmity with the real fairy Ruyi, and there shouldn't be any intersection.

But said that the female official came all the way to the palace to ask the king of the daughter country, and explained the matter of Tang Seng.

After pondering for a moment, the queen said: "Last night, the widow dreamed that the golden screen was full of colors and the jade mirror was shining brightly. This is a good omen for today."

"What do you mean by my lord's words?" A group of female officials asked.

The queen smiled charmingly, her jade lips parted and she replied, "The man from the east is still the younger brother of the king of Tang. Since the establishment of our country, several generations of emperors have never seen a man come to our country. Today Tang Dynasty The arrival of Wang Yudi is most likely a gift from heaven. The widow wants to use the wealth of a country to recruit Yudi to be the king. I am willing to be the queen, cooperate with his yin and yang, have children, and pass on the emperor's legacy forever. Isn't this a good sign for today? ?”

"I have never seen a man come to our country", this is completely lying.

In the original book, Tang Seng saw that the Tongtian River was frozen, and there were pedestrians and traders on it, so he asked old man Chen where those people were going.

Old man Chen said that across the Tongtian River is Xiliang Nvguo, and those people went to Xiliang Nvguo to do business.

It can be seen from this that there are men who went to Xiliang women's country, how could there be no men in Xiliang women's country?

Leaving aside, there is still a Ruyi True Immortal in Xieyang Mountain now, isn't he a man?

So what the queen said is completely nonsense.

It was nothing more than that the men who came before were too ordinary, and the king of a country looked down on her.

Who is Tang Seng?

Tang Wang Yudi, not to mention a small country like Xiliang, even in the Tang Dynasty is also a noble status.

Moreover, the queen asked Tang Seng about his appearance, and the answer he got was that he was unparalleled in beauty.

He is distinguished and handsome.

So the queen, who wanted to be a man, stopped picking and choosing, and couldn't wait to pack all her people and country together and give them to Tang Seng.

However, Tang Seng devoted himself to learning the scriptures and didn't understand the customs, so he wasted such good intentions in vain.

But fortunately, the present Tang Seng is Su Xun, he is a kind person, and he can't bear to hurt people's hearts.

As long as you are beautiful enough and have a good figure, you can get his tenderness and kindness.

He Su is kind, he is kind all his life, his love is boundless, and he is willing to protect all the beauties in the world to be happy!

When the female officials heard that the queen wanted to find a man and wanted to give the throne to Tang Seng, not only did they not object, but they rushed to congratulate her.

It can be seen from this that the queen has a strong control over the country, and she speaks well and speaks well.

Seeing the consent of the courtiers, the Queen couldn't wait to say: "Trouble the Grand Master to be a matchmaker, Yingyang Post Office Prime Minister to marry, first go to the post house to ask for marriage, and wait for his permission, the widow will drive out of the city to meet her."

"Afterwards, I changed the customs clearance document, and let the three disciples of Yudi continue to go west to learn scriptures."

The handsome ones will stay as husbands, and the ugly ones will be sent away. Perfect, the plan works.

"Yes, my lord."

Taishi and Yicheng took orders and left.

Taishi and Yicheng soon arrived at the posthouse.