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"Where is the monk going? Quickly return my treasure!"

A voice suddenly remembered that in the next second, Taishang Laojun and the golden and silver boy stopped the way.

"Master, the treasure is on him!"

The Golden Horn King pointed at Su Xun, with a schadenfreude smile on his lips.

It's useless for you to take it, baby, why don't you just spit it out obediently now.

"Amitabha, it turns out to be the Supreme Master Li Laojun. Why did Laojun block the way, and what treasure did he say?" Tang Seng clasped his palms together and recited the Buddha's name, calmly.

There is no awareness of being blocked by the master as a robber (????ω????).

Taishang Laojun said: "Tang Sanzang, my seven-star sword, purple-gold and red gourd, mutton fat jade bottle, and plantain fan are on you? Return them to me quickly."

"Why did Laojun say that?" Tang Seng looked at Taishang Laojun with a face of surprise: "The poor monk has never heard of such a treasure, so how could it be on me?"

"Tang Sanzang! You still want to quibble!" The King of Golden Horn yelled angrily, "It's clear that you tricked the purple-gold-red gourd into arresting my second brother, and snatched my plantain fan and mutton-fat jade bottle!"

"Amitabha." Tang Seng shook his head and looked at Taishang Laojun: "Could the Laojun also believe such absurd words? The poor monk is just a mortal, how can he have such abilities?"

Pretend to be simple, play innocent, old and proficient.

With the skill of Absolute Domain, within a radius of ten miles, it is his Absolute Domain, and the Taishang Laojun will never see that he has a cultivation base.

The Taishang Laojun looked suspiciously at the gold and silver boys. The two boys said they were swearing, forgive them for not daring to lie to him, so he dubiously believed it.

But now he could see clearly that Tang Seng was clearly a mortal, how could he use his strength to snatch the treasures as the gold and silver boy said?

If it is said that Monkey King moved the hand, he still believes it, but Tang Seng, it is debatable.

Seeing that the old gentleman didn't believe it, the gold and silver boy became anxious.

"Master, Tang Sanzang really stole the treasure, you can't believe it!"

"Yes, sir, how dare we lie to you?"

"Amitabha!" Su Xun raised his voice a little bit, and looked at the golden and silver boy with puzzlement and grievance on his face: "You two boys, how did the poor monk offend you so that you want to frame the poor monk like this?"

He looked like a green tea bitch right now.

"You, you, you..." Looking at his shameless appearance, the golden and silver boy almost vomited blood in anger.

Tang Seng said righteously: "My lord, the poor monk respects you, but you two boys are determined to wrong the poor monk. The poor monk's head can be broken and his blood can be shed, but he must not bear such a stigma! If you don't Give the poor monk an explanation, it doesn't matter if the poor monk doesn't go to the Western Paradise!"

Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, he was confident and confident, and beat back, and directly hit out with a whole set of combos.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 822 The Aggrieved Gold and Silver Boy

"It's fine if you don't go, it's fine if you don't go. Divide things up. I'll go back to my Gao Lao Village, Junior Brother Sha will go back to his Liusha River, and Brother Monkey will go back to your Huaguo Mountain. Let's go on our own and get the Lao Shi Zi Jing." ah."

Zhu Bajie is very good at flattering people, while talking, he can't wait to divide the luggage.

"The idiot is right, old man, I have to thank you, I don't want to learn from the scriptures." Sun Wukong looked at the Taishang Laojun and said with a smile.

Sha Wujing didn't say a word, but expressed his attitude with actions, and devoted himself to helping with luggage distribution.

"Tang Sanzang! You are shameless!"

The gold and silver boy scolded in unison.

"I can't stop talking!"

The Taishang Laojun scolded, if it was because he broke the plan to learn Buddhist scriptures, the Buddhist sect would probably try their best to find him unhappy.

After all, this is related to the prosperity of Buddhism.

Moreover, Tianting also participated in it to get a share of it, and he couldn't bear the responsibility when his westward journey was blocked.

Because it's like stabbing a wasp.

No matter how awesome it is, I'm afraid of a swarm of hornets.

"Tang Sanzang, maybe there is some misunderstanding here. I'm such a naughty boy, and I will definitely discipline them strictly. Since you are devoted to the Buddha, how can you just say that you can't go to the west and stop playing?" Laojun said in a deep voice.

Su Xun's face was expressionless, and he put his palms together and faced west: "Amitabha, I'm afraid that the poor monk will have no face to face the Buddha after going to the Western Heaven with his stigma on his back."

"That's all, you go on your own." Taishang Laojun has now believed that the baby is not with him.

Because Tang Seng is definitely not this kind of person.

The second is that he doesn't have the strength.

The gold and silver boy went down to the world once, and no one disciplined them, maybe they had other thoughts.

The gold and silver boy felt a chill behind their backs.

Tang Seng said: "The old gentleman is aware of the details, and the poor monk resigns. Wukong, bring the horse."

"Master." Sun Wukong led the white dragon horse over, and then helped Su Xun onto the horse.

Seeing this, Laojun shook his head. How could a mortal who had to be helped even to mount a horse have the strength to snatch the treasure from the golden and silver boy?

Soon, the four masters and apprentices rode away.

Taishang Laojun took a look at the two gold and silver boys.

"Master." The boy of gold and silver felt faint for no reason.

However, the Taishang Laojun ignored them and shouted directly: "Where is the fourth meritorious service?"

"See Laojun." The four-valued meritorious Cao appeared.

Taishang Laojun said: "The four of you secretly protected Tang Monk all the way, tell me what's going on."

"That's right, that's right, four of you, tell me quickly, did that Tang Monk rob us of our treasure?" The gold and silver boy became excited again, and finally there was someone to prove it.

"This……"

The four meritorious officers looked at each other, with embarrassing expressions on their faces at the same time, hesitating to speak.

Taishang Laojun frowned: "Hurry up and say it!"

"Since that's the case, then we brothers have something to say." The moon-valued meritorious Cao gritted his teeth, looked at the Taishang Laojun and said, "Tang Seng is a mortal, where does he have the strength to snatch the treasure from the hands of the two boys? As for the treasure go Where is it, I wait but don’t know.”

The smiles on the faces of the gold and silver boys who were full of joy froze instantly, and they pointed at him with wide eyes: "Why are you talking nonsense..."

"Shut up!" Lao Jun's face was gloomy, he felt that the matter was already obvious, and he had seen through everything.

The two boys have been in the realm for too long, and after losing the discipline, they feel strange and want to make trouble.

"Old gentleman, I will take my leave."

The four-valued meritorious Cao's voice fell, and his figure disappeared from the air in an instant.

As the saying goes, eating people is short-mouthed and taking people softly.

They can only choose to speak for Tang Seng.

Laojun looked at the two gold and silver boys coldly.

The two of them screamed in unison, and their legs softened and they knelt on the ground.

"Master, Master Mingjian, Tang Seng really got that treasure, we dare not lie to you."

"Yes, sir, we were wronged."

The two cried and defended themselves, their hearts full of aggrieved, why, why!

"Hmph! Wronged? I think you are so bold!" Taishang Laojun's tone was cold.

The two were so frightened that they almost lost their wits.

Taishang Laojun directly took out a bottle and put the two of them in it.

"You two should think about your mistakes in there. When you reform your mistakes, you will be completely enlightened and hand over the hidden treasure, and I will let you out."

Inside the bottle, the Jinyintong brothers looked at each other with tears in their eyes.

The baby is not with them at all, how can they take it out?

Doesn't that mean they'll never get out?

"Tang Sanzang! Wugan Ermu!"

"I'm with you!"

Two curses echoed in the bottle, followed by the heart-piercing cries of the two.

It was really sad for the listener and tears for the hearer.

They feel that there is no one in the world more wronged than themselves.

It is clear that what he said is the truth, but there is no evidence, no one is willing to believe it, and he has to take the blame.

woo woo woo woo……

…………

"Ache! Ache! Ache!"

Su Xun sneezed three times in a row and sniffed: "Which young lady is thinking about the poor monk again."

After finishing speaking, he took out the copied Seven Star Sword and gave one to each of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing.

Uncover the truth for the five directions, the eighteen protectors Jialan, the four-valued meritorious service, and the six Ding Liujia also came.

Let them be grateful.

After all, if you want the horse to run, you can't just feed the horse hot pot, you have to give the horse something sweet.

The Three Thousand Uncovering Truths in Lingshan, and the five hundred Arhats have already been completely corrupted by Su Xun.

Maybe where they normally secretly eat meat and drink now.

I heard that there are still a few Arhats who are self-taught and have already walked in the forefront of Lingshan's era, learned whoring, and even played the multiplayer sports that Su Xun mentioned.

Su Xun said that he is really a good person, and he helped them return to normal human nature step by step.

...............

blue star.

The capital of the three districts.

Tang Seng in a bright red cassock walked out of the airport, attracting many people's attention.

"Is this the third district?"

Looking at the white-skinned, golden-haired or black-skinned, curly-haired gringos all over the street, Tang Seng took a deep breath. The air abroad is so sweet and full of the smell of bullets, it is perfect.

The more chaotic you are, the more you need spiritual sustenance, fooling...you are wrong, the easier it is to develop believers.

"Root! Rob!"

Suddenly, a piercing scream sounded.

Although it was in English, Tang Seng could understand it, because he had already made a perfect plan before coming to the third district.

Not only in the space of reincarnation, but also exchanged for the great achievement of King Kong's immortality.

Also exchanged for language proficiency skills.

These two have already spent the few luck he obtained in a daze.

Especially the Immortality of Vajra, it was too slow to practice by myself, and it took all my luck to exchange it directly to Dacheng.

He turned his head and saw a white woman chasing a bald black man.

Tang Seng's eyes turned cold, and he insulted my hairstyle.

He jumped up and kicked out.

"boom!"

The thief who was running away was kicked out directly, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

"Wow!"

Seeing this scene, everyone was in an uproar and their eyes widened.

"Female benefactor, your things."