Urban: I have a new identity every week

Li Jing was already riding a tiger, and he gritted his teeth: "Tang Monk, don't be obsessed! Believe it or not, I will tell the Bodhisattva, and see how you explain to the Bodhisattva!"

"May I ask who gave you the courage to make you think that you still have a chance to sue?" Su Xun looked at Li Jing with silly eyes, and asked seriously.

Li Jing was speechless, sweat dripping from his forehead: "Tang Seng, what do you mean? How dare you kill me!"

"Amitabha, the poor monk is a monk, not good at fighting and killing." Su Xun chanted the Buddha's name and said calmly: "Li Jing, as long as you are used by the poor monk from now on, the poor monk will spare your life. "

"Hahahaha, joke..."

Li Jing couldn't help laughing, and looked at Su Xun mockingly: "If you want me to betray Heaven, even if I agree, you have to ask the brothers behind me if they agree, brothers, what do you say..."

Li Jing turned his head, looked at the ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals behind him, and then the smile on his face gradually disappeared.

Because the heavenly soldiers and generals have already knelt down.

"Willing to die for the holy monk!"

Ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals shouted in unison, all of them were pale and sweating profusely.

There was no way, Su Xun just glanced at them, and made them feel the breath of death.

They are just grassroots soldiers, but they don't have the consciousness to sacrifice their lives for the heavenly court. Living is the kingly way!

"Traitors! You are all a group of traitors!"

Li Jing was furious, yelling curses, the feeling of being stabbed in the back broke his heart.

"Li Jing, have you made up your mind?" Su Xun asked.

Li Jing snorted coldly: "You want me to betray the Heavenly Court! You are dreaming! Even if I, Li Jing, die or die, I will not definitely be a traitor!"

He is full of pride, standing tall on the ground, with a rebellious face, unwilling to bow his knees.

Make everyone lose their minds.

Even Kui Mulang had to praise what a mighty and unyielding tough guy!

Even Nezha adored his father for a while.

"Okay! What a Li Jing, if that's the case, the poor monk will help you!"

After Su Xun's words fell, he reached out with one hand and directly pulled out his primordial spirit.

Li Jing's Yuanshen was held in Su Xun's hand like a little chicken, as if it would be crushed at any moment.

Li Jing could feel that he was getting closer and closer to death, and he panicked instantly.

"Stop! Stop! Tang Seng, you are crazy, I am the general of the Heavenly Court, and you are a Buddhist scripture learner, if you kill me, something big will happen!"

Su Xun remained indifferent, and intensified his efforts.

"Don't kill me! I accept! I promise! From now on, I will follow your lead!"

Li Jing roared hysterically.

Whoa!

In an instant, everyone was in an uproar.

Is this still the tough Li Jing just now?

They feel like they are hallucinating.

Nezha's eyes changed from astonishment to disgust.

Su Xun let go of Li Jing.

Li Jing's primordial spirit quickly returned to his body.

Su Xun pinched a seal and drove it into Li Jing's body.

Li Jing panicked: "You you...what did you do to my body!"

Like a defiled maiden.

"It's just a restriction. As long as you don't betray the poor monk, the poor monk will keep you safe, and you don't have to think about finding someone to solve it, unless you can find a saint to try." Su Xunfeng said calmly.

"hiss--"

For a moment, everyone gasped and stared at him incredulously.

Could it be that he has the strength of a saint?

Li Jing didn't want to believe it, but he didn't dare to take the risk, after all, he only had one life.

As for the [-] heavenly soldiers, they were like a group of ants to Su Xun. Su Xun pulled all his soul into the small world and reprogrammed their memories.

These heavenly soldiers are actually useless a lot of the time, they are just responsible for waving the flag and shouting.

"It's fine now, everyone is our own, Li Tianwang, come here, come in and have a drink."

Su Xun invited Li Jing with a smile on his face.

"Master, what should he do?" Monkey King asked, pointing at Nezha.

Only then did Su Xun remember: "I almost forgot about you."

Immediately, Nezha was also banned.

Li Jing and Nezha reluctantly walked into the cave.

then……

"Delicious, this dish tastes like pin cloth."

"It's so delicious, why is it so delicious?"

The father and son were reincarnated like ghosts from starvation, as if they had never eaten in their entire lives.

"Li Jing, when you returned to the Heavenly Court, you said that Kui Mulang was violently arrested and you had already killed him. The poor monk will cover up the secret for him," Su Xun said.

Li Jing licked the plate in a faceless manner, and nodded in agreement: "Yeah, no problem."

"Father, this plate is mine!" Nezha snatched his plate away.

Li Jing's face darkened: "Presumptuous! You rebellious son, do you still have my father in your eyes? You are a junior, you have to respect me as an elder, do you understand?"

After the words fell, he snatched the plate back.

"Father, you are an elder, you should let me, a junior." Nezha snatched the plate again.

"You must honor your elders!"

"You have to be humble to the junior!"

"…………"

Everyone was stunned.

Su Xun murmured to himself, "I already knew that the relationship between father and son is not good, but I didn't expect that they would almost fight because of a dish."

"Stop!" Su Xun shouted.

Li Jing and Nezha subconsciously stopped.

Su Xun waved his hand, and the plate flew into his hand.

Li Jing and Nezha hesitated to speak when they saw this.

Su Xun was speechless: "You think I'm going to compete with you for dishes? Poor monks don't have this hobby."

After the voice fell, he broke the plate into two pieces, then gave each of them a piece, and said:

"That's all right, be careful when you lick, don't cut your lips."

The father and son were ecstatic.

"Master, you don't have to worry, the skin of the gods is very thick and cannot be cut." Zhu Bajie said in a low voice.

Li Jinghe and Nezha felt scolded.

But I didn't bother to pursue it.

It is important to take the time to lick the plate.

At this moment they know what happiness is.

Is there anything happier in the world than licking a plate?

If there is,

That is there are still more plates to lick!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 818

"Ah... hiccup~" x2

Li Jing and his son slumped on the chair with their stomachs outstretched, narrowed their eyes and burped in satisfaction.

From this demeanor, it is still 100% sure that they are father and son.

On the table was a clean table without a single drop of grease.

It is simply more powerful than a dishwasher.

Su Xun and the others were eye-opening.

"It's worth dying to eat such a delicacy."

Li Jing muttered to himself.

"No!" Nezha retorted, his eyes burning: "From now on, I can't die anymore. If I die, I won't be able to eat this delicious food again."

"My son's words are justified." Li Jing agreed.

Nezha snorted coldly: "When you grabbed the plate just now, you didn't think I was your son."

"Then you don't think of me as a father." Li Jing retorted, not to be outdone.

Then the two snorted coldly at the same time, turned their heads and ignored each other.

"You can go." Su Xun said.

Nezha asked, "Elder, will we still have the chance to eat this delicacy in the future?"

Li Jing also stared at Su Xun.

"Do a good job, and the poor monk is not stingy with rewards." Sure enough, if you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab his stomach first. Su Xun said that this sentence is correct.

Nezha and Li Jing left in peace.

The four masters and apprentices of Su Xun and Kui Mulang Baihuashou's family also set out on their way to Baoxiang Kingdom.

"Elder, I got this carriage from the human city. There are roads in front of it. Why don't you take it?" Kui Mulang pulled out a carriage.

Su Xun waved his hand: "No need, the poor monk is not so delicate, let's give it to your wife and children."

"In that case, I thank the elder." Kui Mulang was moved in his heart, and was even more grateful to Su Xun.

Su Xun smiled lightly: "It's just a small matter."

After the words fell, he let out his luxury carriage, let the white dragon horse pull it, jumped on it, sat on the sofa and looked at Kui Mulang: "Let's go."

Kui Mulang's eyeballs were about to fall to the ground, and he stared blankly at the supreme luxury carriage.

Now he finally understands why Su Xun gave up the car to his wife and children.

Feelings simply look down on that broken carriage.

Su Xun said that it was indeed so.

After all, how can a person who is used to sitting in a Rolls-Royce condescend to sit in a Wuling Hongguang?

Two horse-drawn carriages walked on the avenue one after the other, and soon came to the front of the mountain, and there was no road.

"Elder, there are steep mountain roads ahead, and the pier is impassable, so we can only walk." As a local demon, Kui Mulang acted as a guide and knew the terrain very well.

Su Xun waved his hand indifferently: "A great man once said that there is no road in the world, and if you dig too much, it will become a road."

Kui Mulang looked confused and didn't understand.

Then in the next second, he saw a group of gods he knew suddenly appear, holding tools, singing labor songs, and skillfully began to dig the road.