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Wukong chuckled: "Master, my old Sun Fei went to a human city and bought it."

"No wonder you've been away for so long, a monster just came..." Zhu Bajie couldn't wait to tell what happened just now.

Sun Wukong was shocked when he heard it: "There is such a big monster to attack, but fortunately he didn't intend to kill, otherwise it would be bad."

"Yes, senior brother." Sha Wujing nodded with a simple and honest face, and patted his chest, which was covered with chest hair: "I need to eat a few more bowls of suppressing shock in a while, my little heart will jump out."

"Don't talk, don't talk, master, come up with something to eat, my old pig can't wait."

"Yeah, Elder, we can't wait."

"My stomach is already hungry..."

A group of people chirped and urged Tang Seng to have dinner.

Su Xun took out the iron pan and said, "Go and get some firewood, today we will eat stir-fried vegetables."

Stir-fried vegetables only appeared in the Song Dynasty, and it is still in the Tang Dynasty, so they don't know what stir-fried vegetables are, but they only know that they must be delicious.

An hour later, all the ingredients Sun Wukong brought back became dishes.

All kinds of dishes are dazzling and mouth-watering.

"Let's eat."

As Tang Seng spoke, everyone rushed to eat.

"Is this stir-fry? It's even better than the flat peaches of the Queen Mother."

"Is the Queen Mother's flat peach you are talking about serious?"

"Compared with the previous hot pot, barbecue, and soup pot, this stir-fried dish really has a different flavor."

"What's the use of becoming a Buddha? If you can no longer eat this kind of food, even becoming a Buddha will be in vain!"

"That's right! Cheers to that!"

A group of people exchanged cups, lit cigarettes and smoked, the atmosphere was really hot.

Soon the table full of dishes was eaten up by everyone, even the plates were licked clean.

"Master, I don't think you should be called Yudi, you should be called Yuchu." Sun Wukong stroked his round belly and said with a smile.

After a full meal, we rested for an hour or two, and the scripture learning team set off again.

On this day, the four masters and apprentices walked into a forest. The forest was lush and the surroundings were very quiet.

"Master, look, what is that!"

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie exclaimed.

Everyone looked in the direction he pointed.

I saw that it was a pagoda, and the top of the pagoda was emitting golden light.

"Hey, the light on the top of this pagoda means that the real Buddha must be enshrined in this pagoda. Master, how about going to see it?" Sun Wukong said with his eyes rolling.

They are not going to pray to Buddha, they just want to see it out of curiosity.

After all, to them now, even the Tathagata Buddha is not as important as a hot pot meal.

Of course, unless the meat of the Tathagata Buddha can be used to heat a hot pot (?????).

Su Xun recalled it carefully, and instantly remembered that this should be the territory of the yellow-robed monster.

He said, "Let's go and have a look."

The four masters and apprentices walked towards the stupa in the distance.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 814

This yellow-robed monster is not a monster.

It is Kui Mulang, one of the 28 stars in the sky.

Because of a relationship with the jade girl who served the incense in the Temple of Fragrance, she went down to earth to occupy the mountain and became the king, and took the jade girl who was reincarnated as the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom Baihuaxie as his wife, and married her and had children.

This is a monster who violated the rules of heaven for love, and even became an official because of love.

Bai Huaxie is a reincarnation, so she can't remember the relationship between Shi Shi and Kui Mulang in her previous life.

And Kui Mulang came down to earth in the flesh, and he remembers everything before.

Because Kui Mulang remembered the feelings of his previous life, he fell in love with Baihuasha to the bone. He arrested Tang Seng, but let him go because of Baihuasha's words.

You know, that's Tang Seng's flesh, so let him go as soon as he said it, which shows how much he loves Baihua and is ashamed.

The four masters and apprentices came under the tower gate.

I saw a bamboo curtain hanging inside.Sun Wukong broke into the door, raised his hand to cover it, went in, raised his head suddenly, and saw a monster sleeping on the side of the stone bed.

That demon has a blue face, white fangs, a big bloody mouth, a light yellow robe draped over his body, and a steel knife in his hand, sleeping on a rock.

"What a monster!" Sun Wukong exclaimed.

The yellow-robed monster woke up instantly, and was shocked when he saw Monkey King, and blurted out: "Bi Mawen!"

"Yo, senior brother, I'm still an acquaintance." Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

"The goblin is so daring, let's fight!" Monkey King hated these three words the most, and was about to strike immediately.

These three words are the biggest dark history in his life. He was deceived into raising horses when he was young and ignorant, and he was complacent, thinking that he was a great official.

Su Xun shouted: "Wait for Wukong."

After all, the golden cudgel Sun Wukong raised did not fall down, and he held back his strength with a cold snort.

Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Hey, do you still recognize me? I'm Marshal Tianpeng, that's my third junior brother, General Rolling Curtain. We followed Master to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. We didn't expect to meet an acquaintance here."

"You go to get your scriptures, what does it have to do with me, everyone does not violate the river water." The yellow-robed monster warned vigilantly.

He just wants his wife and children to be warm on the kang.

It doesn't matter what Tang Seng and the others are doing.

Su Xun said indifferently: "Kui Mulang, you have been down to earth for 13 years without permission, taking mortals as wives and having children, you have already violated the rules of heaven! As a Bodhisattva's imperial scripture taker, the poor monk shines on the world with righteousness, and you must not Tolerate you getting away with it, I will definitely sue you some day, and let the heavenly soldiers and heavenly future take you."

Kui Mulang has been down to earth for 13 years, and it is normal that the sky has not responded. After all, one day in the sky and one year on the earth, only thirteen days have passed in the sky.

What's more, Kui Mulang, as one of the 28 Xingjun, is also a leader. Isn't it easy for him to escape the [-]-day class?

With his other 27 colleagues helping him cover, who can report him to the Jade Emperor?

"You... you know so well!" The yellow-robed monster stared at Su Xun with wide-eyed eyes.

He felt that he was in front of him, as if there were no secrets at all, and this feeling was very uncomfortable.

Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "There are two kinds of things in the world, one is what my master wants to know, and the other is what he doesn't want to know."

Su Xun secretly praised, it's so flattering, Wukong, the technique of flattering has improved.

"Hey, Kui Mulang, I didn't expect you to move so fast that you even made a child." Zhu Bajie winked for a while, feeling a sense of sympathy.

Kui Mulang looked at Tang Seng with a solemn expression, "Tang Sanzang, I have a sincere heart for the jade girl, and you have to get in the way of it, you can't beat the mandarin duck!"

"Sincere heart?" Su Xun snorted, and said coldly: "Baihuashou is no longer a jade girl, you forced her to be your wife for thirteen years, bear children for you, and don't let her reunite with her family, it's really abominable !"

Apart from forcing Baihua to be his wife and separating her from her family for 13 years, Kui Mulang hasn't done any serious crimes since he came down to earth.

Kui Mulang's face was gloomy.

"I said brother, it's your fault." Zhu Bajie lit a cigarette, blew out a smoke ring, and said in the tone of a person who has been there: "How can you not allow younger brothers and sisters to return to their natal homes? This will affect the development of your relationship. It's not good, do you understand?"

Su Xun's tone softened a little: "Kui Mulang, you love Baihuashu so much, so you should allow her to go home to visit her relatives, or even get her father's consent, why bother?"

This is something he hadn't figured out when he read Journey to the West before.

Wouldn't it be all right to become a handsome young man, go to the palace to propose marriage, and show off your hands to cast spells?

Why do you have to rob people directly at night?

How low is this riding horse!

As a gun king, Su Xun supports the relationship between you and me, not the crazy and compulsive one like Kui Mulang.

Kui Mulang was stunned, and suddenly slapped his head: "Yes, why didn't I think of it before?"

Then he looked at Su Xun excitedly: "Thank you, elder, for your guidance. I couldn't hold back after I went down to earth to find the jade girl. I couldn't wait to take her away. I didn't think too much about it."

Everyone: "..."

Feelings This is an LSP who is in a hurry.

"Amitabha, it's still too late, even if you have a child, will her father still oppose you?" Su Xun said with a smile.

Kui Mulang invited the four masters and apprentices: "Elder, Great Sage, Marshal, why don't you go to my cave to have some food and wine first, and then I will bring Baihuashou to go on the road with you, Baoxiang Kingdom is also to the west."

"It's all right, the poor monk has to go to Baoxiang Country to exchange for the customs clearance document." Su Xun nodded in response.

Then Kui Mulang led the way, leading the four master and apprentice to his cave.

To deal with Kuimu wolf, Su Xun didn't need to use his status as a powerful monster to recruit him.

Because this is a small braid that was caught in my hands, plus I am grateful to myself.

Cultivate the relationship between men again, isn't it a good undercover undercover?

On the way, Kui Mulang couldn't help being curious: "Elder, how did you know that I went down to earth to forcefully marry Baihuasha?"

And even the time is clear.

It gave Kui Mulang the illusion that he was being watched by Tang Seng all the time.

Su Xun smiled without saying a word, appearing to be unfathomable.

Zhu Bajie put his arm on Kui Mulang's shoulder: "Brother, my master is so awesome, don't mention these things, let's come to Gen Huazi."

"What is this?" Kui Mulang remembered that Zhu Bajie had eaten this before.

Zhu Bajie said: "This is a good thing, it can make you forget all your melancholy and troubles."

After a while, Kui Mulang was chatting and laughing with Zhu Bajie and Monkey King with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Great Sage, you don't know that since you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, the number of guards at the Nantian Gate has increased."

"Marshal, the Heavenly Court Navy is now..."

A wolf's head, a monkey's head, and a pig's head, the three talked and laughed with cigarettes in their mouths.

The corners of Su Xun's mouth twitched, his eyes were hot.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 815 Mutation and Mutation

A group of people talked and laughed and finally arrived at the destination.

Kui Mulang's cave is called Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain.

"The king is back."

"The king is back."

Seeing Kui Mulang, the little demons stepped forward to greet him one after another.

Su Xun sighed secretly, these monsters are a group of rabble and cannot be organized. If they fight, they can be taken down by the heavenly soldiers in one round.

The establishment of the Yaozu Heavenly Court is a long way to go.

"Little ones, let's have a big banquet today and invite your wife out." Kui Mulang shouted with pride.

Quite a bit prestige.

Now he can be regarded as leaving Tianting, a large listed company, for love, abandoning his leadership position as an iron rice bowl, and coming down to the mortal world to start his own business.

Su Xun shouted: "Amitabha, Lord Xing wait a moment, why don't you try the handicraft of the poor monk?"

"Elder, I don't eat vegetarian food." Kui Mulang was taken aback for a moment, and then reminded him.