Urban: I have a new identity every week

"Hey! You lsp." Sun Wukong teased, took out a cigarette and lit it, and puffed: "I can lend it to you, but I will tell Gao Cuilan when I come back from learning."

"Forget it then." Zhu Bajie immediately dispelled his thoughts when he heard it, he really loves Gao Cuilan.

Sun Wukong handed Zhu Bajie a cigarette: "Idiot, smoke a Huazi."

"What is this?"

"It's called cigarettes. There is a poem saying: A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god."

Zhu Bajie was walking on the avenue with a cigarette in his mouth and listening to music. He seriously doubted whether Guanyin Bodhisattva had mistaken the person. How could he ask Tang Seng to learn scriptures?

However, he likes this life of learning from scriptures very much.

Especially the various beauties in uniforms on Brother Hou's phone, it opened Zhu Bajie's eyes!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 800 Zhu Bajie Confused

The three masters and apprentices headed west all the way.

Travel until the scorching sun at noon.

Choose a cool place to rest.

"Master, what are you having for lunch today?"

Wufang Jiedi and other gods who had been digging the road for a day also looked at Su Xun eagerly.

They are the happiest when they are eating every day, as happy as a group of two hundred catties children.

Zhu Bajie is confused again, shouldn't he go for alms?

Can you tell yourself what to eat?

"Wukong, come back from looking for something to eat. In order to celebrate Bajie joining our great scripture learning team, we have hot pot at noon today. It's booming."

Su Xun took out the tool from the system space.

"Okay, master, the disciple will go back as soon as he goes."

Sun Wukong's voice fell and disappeared instantly.

Zhu Bajie secretly thought, this should be a beg for alms.

After a while, Monkey King came back.

They also brought back five rabbits, seven pheasants, and a lot of various vegetables.

Seeing those rabbits and pheasants, Zhu Bajie's eyes almost popped out: "We want to eat meat?"

"Nonsense, isn't this obvious?" Sun Wukong said angrily.

Zhu Bajie ignored him, but looked at Su Xun: "Master, do we eat meat?"

"Naturally, and cook for the teacher himself." Su Xun showed a gentle smile.

Zhu Bajie was a little dizzy, and looked at Wufang Jiedi and Shibajiajialan again.

However, before he could ask, the other party had already proficiently mentioned the hare and pheasant for rough processing of ingredients.

"Fuck, this rabbit is quite fat, there are big and small, the Great Sage has captured the whole family, right?"

"The elder said that a family should be neat and tidy, and we can be regarded as helping them reunite."

"That's right. It's the first time I've eaten hot pot. It sounds delicious."

"Stop talking, the saliva will melt the cigarette butt."

Seeing a group of monks rolling up their sleeves, puffing out smoke with smoke in their mouths, squatting on the ground with bloody disembowells, and bragging casually, Zhu Bajie felt that his three views had been severely impacted.

This... is this still a monk?

He listened to the Bodhisattva, and in order to become a monk, he ate vegetarian food in Fuling Mountain for so many years.

As a result, now, it is discovered that monks can eat meat, drink alcohol, and export dirty things.

He felt that he had been deceived by the Bodhisattva.

Is this the real daily life of monks?

Zhu Bajie felt that he had realized it.

No wonder the Tathagata Buddha is covered with fat.

Throwing these messy things out of the blue, the more Zhu Bajie thought about it, the more something went wrong: "Master, it is a violation of the precept for monks to eat meat! If the Bodhisattva finds out, what happened!"

A group of people looked at him at the same time, as if looking at another silly bee.

Zhu Bajie was in a daze, did he say something wrong?

Yintou Jiedi said straightforwardly: "Isn't it enough to keep the Bodhisattva from knowing?"

Zhu Bajie: "..."

It sounds reasonable, but I couldn't refute it for a while.

"But if the Bodhisattva knows about it!" Zhu Bajie originally thought that he was greedy for money and lust, but he didn't expect this group of people to go too far.

The meritorious officer on duty blew out a smoke ring, and said lightly, "If the Bodhisattva finds out, call him to eat with him. It's just a matter of extra chopsticks."

Zhu Bajie: "..."

He couldn't remember how many times he was speechless.

Is this riding a horse a matter of multiple chopsticks!

"Master!" Zhu Bajie looked at Su Xun.

He felt that Su Xun, as a mortal, must have been bewitched by these evil gods and Buddhas, and he had to save him!

Otherwise, once the Bodhisattva discovers that they have broken the precepts, they will definitely not be allowed to continue learning scriptures.

In that case, how could he become a Buddha?

"Bajie, don't worry, Bodhisattvas can't defeat us." Su Xun said lightly.

Zhu Bajie: "..."

My heart is so tired and completely broken.

Zhu Bajie sat on the ground with a look of lovelessness on his face, and began to think about Zhu Sheng.

Soon after the ingredients were processed, Search took out a bag of hot pot ingredients and threw it in, and the water began to boil.

The scent wafts everywhere.

A group of bald heads surrounded the fire boiler, salivating and swallowing saliva non-stop.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help sniffing, it smells so good, it really is an evil thing that attracts people to fall!

"Okay, okay, you can eat."

"You're welcome, use your chopsticks yourself, if you don't have enough ingredients, just keep adding more."

"Ah! It's so fragrant and delicious!"

"Elder Tang can always cook up all kinds of top-quality delicacies, which makes people nostalgic!"

Hearing these arguments, Zhu Bajie suddenly realized that Tang Seng, who is harmless to humans and animals, is actually the mastermind!

Su Xun shouted: "Bajie, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and eat, isn't it delicious enough?"

"Idiot, come and eat." Monkey King also waved to him.

Zhu Bajie remained indifferent, resisting the urge to swallow, hold back, I must hold back, I must not be with them!

5 minutes later……

"Master, add some soup for me, ah, hiss—it smells so good!"

Zhu Bajie ate so much that his mouth was full of oil, and let out a sigh of satisfaction, his pig eyes narrowed into lines.

"Hey, you idiot, aren't you afraid that if you break the precept of meat, you won't be able to become a Buddha?" Sun Wukong teased.

Zhu Bajie sneered, shook his sleeves, took a puff of cigarette, and said, "Becoming a Buddha?"

"Is the hot pot not fragrant enough, or is my Cuilan not flamboyant enough? What's so good about becoming a Buddha?"

"Marshal Tianpeng finally realized it, come, come, let's raise our glasses to congratulate him!" Boluo Jiedi raised his glass and yelled drunkenly.

"cheers!"

A group of people toasted at the same time, listening to dynamic music, smoking hardcover Huazi, eating small hot pot, talking about dirty jokes, laughter spread far and wide.

Under the scorching sun, the rabbit meat and pheasant meat boiling in the hot pot are their lost youth.

...............

Blue Star World.

Tang Seng has completely taken off his cassock and put on his military uniform. His whole body has become like a sharp sword.

He already carried the rank of captain on his shoulders.

Yes, he got promoted.

Having been in this world for several months, he has thoroughly understood the world and integrated into it.

The idea of ​​spreading the Dharma has been dismissed.

There is no need for Dharma here, only guns and bullets are needed here.

The commander said that truth is only within the range of the gun.

Tang Seng thinks this sentence is very annoying!

"Brother Tang, go rub two hands in a while!"

A major came over and said, handing Tang Seng a cigarette.

Tang Seng proficiently ignited it and put it in his mouth, shaking his head: "No, I'm going to surf the Internet for a while, and I'm going to start again soon. There are no Internet cafes outside the city. I plan to go to the Internet for a few nights."

Playing mahjong is boring, Tang Seng thinks that wasting time playing mahjong is better than playing games.

At this moment, the entire camp suddenly heard the sound of an urgent assembly siren.

"Om-oom--"

Tang Seng glanced at the major, touched the pistol on his waist: "I'm afraid there is something important, I'll go first."

"Fuck, it must be a border conflict with the eighth district." The major said cursingly.

Tang Seng touched Cengliang's bald head and grinned: "It's all sudden, so there is no conflict?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 801 Tang Seng: Commander, I want to beat the devil

"Just got the news! Those bastards in District [-] are restless again! The whole army is dispatched urgently!"

Meng Hai, dressed in military uniform, looked at the generals and said.

"Made! The group of dogs in the eighth district are talking about it. After Marshal Su left, they started dancing again!"

"This time, they must be hurt. It is best to break their legs so that they can no longer jump!"

"These devils, sticks, and monkeys jumped before the epoch, and they are still jumping now. I don't know how to write dead words!"

All the commanders cursed loudly.

Tang Seng, as Meng Hai's bodyguard, was also fortunate to be in the meeting room to observe the meeting, his eyes were jumping hot.

The thought of being able to fight again made him excited, and the sound of guns and guns made his blood boil.

"Okay, be quiet, order now, and the whole army will be dispatched in an hour!"

"Yes! Commander!"

Following Meng Hai's order, all the officers and officers filed out.