Urban: I have a new identity every week

"What are you doing?" Fatty Mei opened his hand, "I won't do it, Ji!"

Liu An said: "Didn't you say my ass is rotten? I'll touch it to see if it's rotten."

"Get out! Your face is my ass!" Fatty Mei scolded angrily.

Su Xun ignored the two silly beeps, looked at Yue Ling and said, "Silly beeps are a phenomenon of human-to-human transmission, it's better for you to keep a proper distance from them."

"I can prove this!" Liu An couldn't wait to say: "I think I was also a handsome and domineering prince back then. Ever since I stayed with Fatty Mei for a long time, I was infected by him to become a fool."

"Silly beep, don't you scold yourself for what you said?" Fatty Mei laughed.

Liu An sneered: "As long as I can scold you by the way, I'm happy to scold myself."

Injure one thousand enemies, and self-inflict eight hundred.

"See, this is a ready-made silly beep." Su Xun pointed to the two displayed examples and warned Yueling.

Yue Ling just pursed her lips and chuckled.

"gone."

Su Xun took the four of them home.

Although Liuli can't be counted as a human being, she can't engage in racial discrimination. Divine beasts are superior to human beings.

During this trip to the Yuanyang Realm, Liuli's cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds. After all, the bloodline of the beasts is against the sky. As long as she is serious, she will take off at any time.

Before, it was just because the fish was too salty.

Liuli broke through Jinxian.

Fatty Mei and Liu An haven't made much progress, they have been consolidating their cultivation and laying a solid foundation.

What's worth mentioning is that with the improvement of Liuli's cultivation base, Nako has also become a little bigger.

Su Xun has always suspected that she was transformed by using magic power, otherwise how could it be explained that she only grew Naiko, but her height and face are still in her teens?

But Liuli refused to admit it.

Su Xun said that unless he was asked to try it out, Liuli refused with a machete.

Su Xun was even more convinced that she had cast a spell, which is called self-deception for short.

Otherwise, why didn't you dare let him touch it?

Isn't it because you are afraid of being exposed?

Hehe, he, Su, has already seen through everything.

"Wow, Liuli, you...you..."

As soon as they got home, several women noticed the change in Liuli's size.

No, it should be called a breakthrough in size.

Because the Liuliyi (poor) before was as plain as washing.

"I've said it before, I'm still growing, and I will definitely grow." Liuli said proudly.

Su Xun unceremoniously dismantled the stage: "It's fake, she changed it with magic, she's just deceiving herself."

"Shut up!" Liuli jumped up and said with a blushing face, "If you don't let you touch it, it's a fake. How can there be such a reason? I think you just want to take advantage."

"Nonsense! How can you insult my innocence out of thin air! Am I this kind of person?" Su Xun righteously scolded, feeling that his personality had been humiliated.

A group of women looked at him and nodded at the same time, and said in unison: "You are this kind of person."

"Ahem, ahem... It seems that you have misunderstood me a lot!" Su Xun said without changing his expression.

An Zijin and the others all rolled their eyes.

When a row of beauties roll their eyes at the same time, it is also extremely beautiful (*/ω＼*).

In the evening, Su Xun led them to sing loudly.

………………

The next day, Su Xun went to the Great Void Realm.

After seeing the modern society, Su Ming has many plans and ideas in his mind.

Su Xun went with the flow and allocated a county seat of 10 people to him to manage and build the county seat according to his own ideas.

So Su Ming is currently serving as the county magistrate in this county, the kind who is caught by the military and government.

The backyard of the county government.

"My son pays respects to Father Emperor."

Su Ming greeted Su Xun respectfully, and he found that every time he saw his father, he felt more and more awe-inspiring.

"How do you feel?" Su Xun asked lightly.

Su Ming showed a look of remorse: "I dare not lie to my father. I used to have various thoughts, and I always regretted that they could not be realized. But when I came to govern, I found that it was completely different from what I expected."

"For example." Su Xun asked.

Su Ming said respectfully: "For example, my son followed the example of the earth, and the children of poor people can go to school for free, but I found that not many people would send their children to school because the children can help them with farm work."

"What do you think?" Su Xun asked again.

Su Ming was a little dazed: "I don't understand. Isn't it good to let their children go to school? In the future, their children will change the environment of their entire family."

"You're talking about the future, but what they want is the present. They don't even have enough to eat, so how can they talk about the future?" Su Xun said calmly, with no expression on his face, "You only look at the problem from your perspective, what do you think? They don't let their children go to school, you are angry and mourn their misfortune."

"But you haven't thought about it at all. You think reading is good because you are full and have the energy to pursue a better life in the future."

"As for the common people, most of them have no future, so they only look at the present! And now, as long as they don't starve to death, they are satisfied."

When assigning this county to Su Ming, Su Xun thought of a similar result.

Su Ming is very smart, but there are some things that cannot be compensated by intelligence, such as experience.

Only those who have experienced it will understand.

Su Xun wants him to learn to give up his own standpoint and look at things from the standpoint of the people of the world.

As a king, governing a country may be just an idea, a random idea, but the result is unbearable for the people.

He can try and make mistakes, but the result of his trials and mistakes is to let the people of the world bear it for him.

Finding a county for Su now and letting him learn from trial and error is better than letting him inherit a country and then trial and error.

Su Ming's small face turned blue and white at times, and he bowed his hands together: "I know I was wrong."

"If you know your mistake, follow me back to the palace. What you need to do is to learn the way of being a king, instead of thinking about how to realize your wild and unrealistic ideas, because a king can't make mistakes!"

Su Xun's tone was calm and not harsh, but every word hit Su Ming's heart.

His waist was bent lower, and his head was lower.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 784 New Identity, Journey to the West

Su Xun was very relieved to have educated Su Ming in the Void Realm and pulled him back from the wrong path.

Then he went to the world of dog licking.

Su Qing and Su Ming are completely different.

Su Xun was not so strict with Su Qing, because he didn't need to think about governing the country.

He just needs to take care of himself.

So Su Qing can be willful, but Su Ming can't.

Being a father is exhausting.

For example, not only do you have to educate your children, but you also have to educate your children about their mother at night.

To children, Su Xun is gentle.

But for the mother of the child, that is unceremoniously carrying out stick education.

After staying in the dog-licking identity world for half a month, Su Xun returned to Earth.

Because, a new week has arrived.

"System, extract No.20 seven new identities."

[Drawing... the extraction is successful, congratulations to the host for gaining a new identity: Monster Race revivalist. 】

[Journey to the West and Taoism to complete Buddhism and Taoism. The Buddha spread to the East, and it is very popular. Both Buddhism and Taoism are full of limelight, but the former ruler of heaven and earth, the monster clan, has become a supporting role and is at the mercy of others. 】

[The unparalleled great sage was interrupted and became driven by Buddhism, and never dared to be equal to the sky; . 】

[If the monkey had not been driven by Buddhism, there would be no subsequent fight against Buddha; if it was...then there would be no Journey to the West. 】

[Identity ability: Absolute domain, perfect copy. 】

[Identity mission: prevent the success of Journey to the West, and revive the ancient glory of the Yaozu. 】

"hiss--"

Su Xun gasped and made a contribution to exacerbating global warming.

After drawing the identity of Cowherd and Weaver Girl, he knew that the mythical world would appear later.

But I didn't expect it to be Journey to the West.

The source of Journey to the West is that Buddhism is greedy for Taoism's basic layout in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, so it makes things happen.

What the Tang Dynasty enshrined was Taoism, and Taoism was also the state religion of the Tang Dynasty. Taoist gods were worshiped all over the country. Isn’t Buddhism greedy for such a large piece of fat?

But here comes the question, how can the people of Tang Dynasty give up Taoism and convert to Buddhism?

So Buddhism went on a journey to the west.

First of all, let Li Shimin enjoy a one-day tour of the underworld through a series of tricks, and see those people who were killed by him before, all kinds of anti-kings, Prince Li Jiancheng, Li Yuanji, including the ghosts of his own father Li Yuan.

It is said that if he does not believe in Buddhism, after his death, these lonely ghosts will seek revenge on him.

Moreover, it also allowed him to see various hell tortures such as mountains of swords and seas of fire, eighteen levels of hell, etc.

The old Li Shimin has lost his former style, and was scared to death in the underworld, and then there was the later Water and Land Ceremony, Tang Monk was named Yudi, and there was the matter of learning scriptures from the West.

Of course, Buddhism wants to grab meat from the Taoist bowl, and Taoism will definitely not let it go.

Therefore, we can see the problem from the fact that many of the villains in Journey to the West's Nine Nine and Eighty-One Difficulties have shadows of Taoism, and Taoism will not sit idly by.

For example, the three Taoist priests in Chechi Kingdom wantonly killed and expelled monks, demolished temples frantically, and the three of Huli Daxian all practiced Taoist spells. Could it be that they have no Taoist background?

Without background, how could the three monsters practice authentic Taoist spells?

It was only later that they were all wiped out by Monkey King, and then Che Chiguo began to believe in Buddhism.

Why does Journey to the West have to be taken away, because what they rob is the belief of mortals, otherwise, wouldn’t it be enough for Monkey King to go and get the scriptures back with a somersault?

All the countries they passed through on the way to the west, no matter what they believed in before, they all converted to Buddhism later. This is the real purpose of the westward journey must go on the ground step by step.

The result is not important, what is important is the process!

In the process of learning scriptures, Buddhism has eroded the belief groups that originally belonged to Taoism.

But no matter how Buddhism and Taoism compete.

The worst is still the Yaozu.

What Su Xun regrets most is the Great Sage.

Whether it's reading novels or watching TV series, in Su's view, ever since Monkey King embarked on the path of learning scriptures, the great sage in his mind has died.

The former great sage was rebellious and unruly, fighting against the sky and the earth, and did not pay attention to the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

But what about the great sage who set foot on the path to learn scriptures?

Becoming tactful accident, knowing backed off.

If you don't believe me, take a look, he didn't kill any of those monsters with backgrounds.

Can't beat it?What a joke.

And those monsters with no background, no matter they were good or bad, were all beaten to death by him.