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"Then if I kill the divine cow, doesn't it prove that I am worse than the divine cow?" Su Xun taunted, picked up a piece of beef and threw it into his mouth, um, it smells so good~

Cowherd's face turned blue and white, he was in doubt, and he couldn't figure it out.

Old Huang is obviously a divine cow.

But how could the divine cow be killed?

"Gollum—"

Suddenly, smelling the alluring fragrance, his stomach groaned in disbelief.

Treated favorably by his father, he seldom eats a little meat all year round, and now he can't stand the smell of hot pot ingredients.

Su Xun chuckled: "Okay, don't just stand there, come, take a bite, it's delicious."

"No! I won't eat it!" the cowherd roared, "No matter how you killed him, he is a divine cow!"

"Yeah, you're right, your divine cow tastes really delicious, it's worthy of being a divine cow." Su Xun ate the beef while expressing his approval.

Cowherd couldn't help but swallowed.

A few minutes later, the cowherd held the bowl and chopsticks, stuffed beef into his mouth, and cried: "Su Xun, my old cow is really a divine cow, just a divine cow."

The god cow died, and he was very sad.

So I ate three bowls with tears in my eyes.

"Shen Niu tastes good, don't you want some salt?" Su Xun handed over the bottle.

He Su is a devil!

The cowherd skillfully picked up the bottle and added salt to the bowl, sobbing, "I know you don't believe me, but I really didn't lie to you...give me some soup."

"Tie Niu, you and I grew up together. I know you never lie, but you must have made a mistake about this. This is by no means a divine cow." Su Xun said earnestly, with one word He just wanted to make the Cowherd lame.

Didn't the Yaozu want the Cowherd to marry the Weaver Girl?

Then Su Xun wanted to sabotage!

It is not a good thing for Cowherd to marry Weaver Girl, neither for him nor for Weaver Girl.

Su Xun was saving them.

Cowherd ate the beef with tears, "Su Xun, you forced me to eat. You lured me to eat what I don't want to eat."

He is really uncomfortable, this is his divine cow, how can he eat his meat?

But, it's really delicious?_?

"Think about it from another angle, if you eat it, won't it be with you forever?" Su Xun comforted him solemnly.

Niulang felt that this was very reasonable, so he ate for another night with tears in his eyes.

Finally, the Cowherd couldn't walk anymore, so he burped: "It's so fragrant and delicious."

"What's the matter with that woman in your family." Su Xun asked casually, seemingly unintentionally.

The cowherd said: "That is the daughter-in-law given to me by the god cow, a fairy in the sky."

"You must have seen the devil, the cows are all fake, if that woman is a fairy, why can't she use spells?" Su Xun sneered, dismissively.

Seeing that Su Xun didn't believe it, Cowherd became impatient: "That's because the divine cow ate her feather coat."

"I think you really have a brain problem. I will go to the city some other day and find a doctor to show you. That woman looks like a lady from a wealthy family, but she is by no means a fairy." Su Xun's acting skills are really good.

Cowherd was a little dazed, and being fooled by Su Xun, he also began to doubt the authenticity of the matter.

If the old scalper is really a divine cow, how could it be eaten?

If Zhinu is really a fairy, how could she lose her magic power just because a piece of clothing was stolen?

However, if the old scalper is not a divine cow, then he has obviously spoken!

Su Xun suddenly said mysteriously: "Actually, I have a suspicion. That Weaver Girl may not be a fairy, nor a lady from a rich family."

"Then who is she?" Cowherd asked subconsciously.

Su Xun spat out two words in a serious manner: "Monster."

Cowherd's complexion changed, and he retorted subconsciously: "Impossible, how can Zhinu be a monster if she is so beautiful, and she has never harmed anyone!"

"Hehe, if a monster can be recognized at a glance, how can it lie to people?" Su Xun sneered, and said with confidence: "Connecting all the things together, I am more sure that she is a monster."

"She used witchcraft to make you hallucinate, and then you thought it was the old scalper who spoke, so you took a monster back home."

"Think about it, the old scalper said that fairies go down to take a bath? Do fairies need to go down to take a bath? Even if they go down to earth, will they come to our poor place? Hiss—horrible, really scary, there are too many doubts."

Niulang was also fooled by Su Xun's words that sounded reasonable, but in fact turned pale when he said nonsense: "No...impossible, if she is really a monster, what is she trying to do in our house?"

The more he thought about it, the more mysterious it became.

The old scalper has been raised for so many years, how could it suddenly become a talking cow?

And what Su Xun said is right, fairies live in the heaven with pleasant scenery, how can they come to take a bath in such a filthy and filthy place in the world?

If it is not a fairy, a beautiful woman is taking a bath in the wilderness, this... Isn't this just the usual method of those monsters written in the storybook?

Cowherd panicked.

"This is also something I can't figure out. There must be some secret in it." Su Xun looked wise and analytical, and finally said: "As the village leader, I have to consider the lives of the whole village. When the time comes, I will go to the city to invite A celestial master will come back and see.”

Well, it's time for a change of vest.

Lao Tzu is a celestial master, and when the time comes, it will not be what I say.

After finishing speaking, Su Xun looked at Niulang again, and said seriously: "You must not show your feet, or pretend that you don't know anything. Otherwise, the monster will know that it has revealed itself, and I'm afraid it will slaughter the village."

Didn't the Yaozu want the Cowherd to marry the Weaver Girl?

Now the Cowherd probably can't avoid it.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 712 Niu San's Breath... Really Smells

Cowherd and Weaver Girl, one of the most unscrupulous stories in mythology.

A lot of things are terribly thoughtful.

Everything seems to be arranged.

Even Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies are more reliable than the story of Cowherd and Weaver Girl.

Anyway, Dong Yong is a scholar, he is talented, he is a gentleman, and he is a filial son. It is reasonable for such a person to attract fairies.

Where is the cowherd?

A cowherd, poor and uneducated, exposed to the wind and sun all day and not eating well, it can be seen that he must be malnourished, not well-developed, and naturally not handsome.

Then why can such a person attract fairies?

Su Xun had always believed that the Cowherd had bad conduct.

However, after getting in touch with the cowherd, Su Xun found that the cowherd is not bad in nature, but he is ignorant because he has not read the book, and the old scalper instigated him to do things like steal clothes.

After all, Niulang is just a country boy in the feudal era, he was disliked by his father, and he can only sleep in the cowpen.

Naturally, he has feelings and a sense of dependence with the old scalper, and the old scalper suddenly appeared and spoke, so he must have done it with confidence.

People in this period still trust gods and the like, because there are gods on horseback!

The old scalper said he was a divine cow, and the cowherd believed it.

Shen Niu told him to steal the clothes, saying that it was a marriage bestowed on him by God, could he not believe it?

So the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are both being used.

The so-called big plan of the Yaozu should be that the two must be combined to achieve a certain effect.

But now Su Xun didn't know what the big plan of the Yaozu was, so he could only see the tricks.

Didn't Yaozu want to combine Cowherd and Weaver Girl?

Su Xun refused to let the two of them be together.

Whatever the enemy wants to do, we have to do it the other way around, so seven out of ten can't be wrong.

So let's slander Zhinu's identity first.

Just open your mouth and turn the gods into monsters.

Cowherd is definitely willing to play with the gods.

But is he willing to marry a monster?

Are you kidding me? Since ancient times, monsters have been the villains who cannibalize people in people's minds.

Of course, modern people are an exception.

There is nothing modern people dare not say.

Under Su Xun's flickering, Cowherd was afraid and trembled a little: "I...I will try my best."

He now believed in Su Xun's analysis.

If the old scalper is really a divine cow, how could it be possible for them to work hard and cultivate the land for so long?

That alone doesn't make sense.

"You go back first, it's not too late, I'm going into the city today." Su Xun said.

Cowherd glanced at the remaining beef in the pot, pursed his lips, and then looked at Su Xun.

Although this is his dear old scalper, who made the meat so fragrant.

"Go to my kitchen and get a clay pot, I'll bring you some home." Su Xun waved his hand.

Cowherd smiled a little shyly, he was very embarrassed, but his body was very honest.

For him, this pot of beef is simply the most beautiful delicacy in the world.

He has lived until now, eating bran swallowed vegetables all day long, never thought that food could be so delicious.

Nonsense, the meat of monsters is of course delicious.

After all, after practicing for so long, if the meat is not delicious, wouldn’t it be a waste of practice~_~.

Not long after, Niulang left Su Xun's home with a clay pot of beef in hot pot.

And Su Xun also went to the city, nominally to invite the celestial master, but actually to go for a walk outside the village.

Village Zheng is not an official at all, but in the village's three-acre land, he has astonishing power.

Wherever Su Xun passed, no matter what the villagers were doing, they would stop and say hello.

On the other side, the Cowherd carefully walked home with the clay pot in his arms.

Their home is at the end of the village, relatively desolate, and there is a long distance away, so the soup might be spilled.

At the same time, two demon winds entered Tianwu Village.

It was the two demon generals who were photographed from the holy land of the demon clan to inquire about news.

One is a wolf demon and the other is a sheep demon.

Best CP!

After casting the spell, the two flew in the sky, but ordinary people could not see them.

"I smell Niu San's breath, another person's breath, and a very fragrant but indescribable smell." The wolf demon sniffed and said.

Su Xun: Don't doubt it, it's a hot pot base.

The goat demon stroked the beard on his chin: "I can smell it too, Niu San's breath is very strong."

Su Xun: Nonsense, I have been cooking for so long, can this beef not smell strong?

"Go, over there." The direction the wolf demon pointed was exactly the direction where the cowherd was.

Two demons flew over.

But they didn't see Niu San's body, only a young man holding a clay pot.

"Zhou Tieniu." The wolf demon blurted out.