Urban: I have a new identity every week

"Fart, obviously I slept here yesterday."

"Give me first..."

A group of people huddled together, cursing as if they could start a fight at any time, and the scene was chaotic.

Li Yang was a little confused because he was pushed to the front.

"This gentleman, I don't know what you want to be?"

Su Xun looked at Li Yang and asked.

The noisy crowd became quiet for an instant, and only then did they realize that they were fighting over there, and someone had taken advantage of them.

Li Yang quickly came to his senses after being stupefied for a short time. It seemed that God really wanted me to expose this liar.

Otherwise, how can I become the first person in the queue?

Thinking of this, a cold light flashed in his eyes, he looked at Su Xun and said, "I don't want to count today's events, nor future events, I just want you to count my past events, okay?"

Everyone can hear that this guy is here to find fault, otherwise how could he waste this opportunity to count what has already happened?

It is not counted as the future, because I cannot be sure whether the other party's calculation is true or false.

But in the past, as long as the other party is a liar, then I must know it.

"If you make things difficult for someone like this, you will be punished, and my rule is to only count the day." Su Xun said with a smile.

Li Yang dismissed it: "Master, it could be that you can't figure it out at all."

"Forget it, since you are not afraid of retribution, so what if I help you count?" Su Xun sighed, he really wanted to report the other party for giving his head.

Let him calculate the future, he is really not sure.

Let him count the day, and he still has to cheat.

But let him count the past, what is this if it is not giving away the head?

Li Yang read Su Xun's rules on the Internet, so he handed over his hand without him saying, and reported his birth date.

Su Xun held his hand and pretended to touch the bone, using the ability of psychic, and then began to come slowly: "Li Yang, born in..."

Following what Su Xun said, the expression on Li Yang's face changed from a sneer at the beginning to disapproval, then to shock, and then to bewilderment.

"Am I right?" Su Xun withdrew his hand and looked at Li Yang with a smile on his face.

Li Yang's face was full of disbelief: "How is this possible, this is unscientific, how is this possible!"

Whoa!

Seeing this scene, everyone knew that Su Xun was right, and there was an uproar immediately, and they were even more convinced that Su Xun was an expert.

"Fake!" Li Yang never believed that someone could tell fortunes. He looked at Su Xun and said, "Did you ask someone to investigate first? It must be so, it must be!"

"Mr. Li, if you have nothing to do, you can leave. Remember what I said, you will be punished if you deliberately make things difficult for others." Su Xun started to chase people away, and he was not interested in talking nonsense with him at all.

Li Yang sneered: "Retribution? I don't believe there will be any retribution!"

After the words fell, he turned around and left. Sanguan was shocked, and his mind was a little messed up. He wanted to go back and speak slowly.

"what!"

As soon as he turned around, he fell to the ground with a plop, bleeding from his nose.

Qin Zhu snorted triumphantly, and retracted the protruding little foot.

"Coincidence, it must be a coincidence!" Li Yang wiped away the blood from his nose and continued walking.

Qin Zhu stretched out his feet.

"what!"

Li Yang fell down again.

Li Yang persevered and got up again.

"what!"

Then it fell down again, and it repeated like this for a total of four consecutive times.

The people watching around had distanced themselves from him, fearing that they would be implicated when this guy was struck by lightning.

"This is retribution!" Someone murmured, and everyone else expressed their agreement.

Li Yang was about to cry. For the fifth time, he stood up tremblingly, his calves were trembling, and his face was pale.

This time he didn't dare to go out, but ran to Su Xun in a scrambling manner, crying with tears streaming down his face: "Master, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please help me, if this continues, I'll lose my life." Sooner or later, he will be thrown to death."

Su Xun cast an appreciative look at the little pet Qin Zhu.

Man-made retribution is the deadliest (?????).

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 62 Love Distribution Master Su Someone

"You must know that there are gods three feet above your head. If you think of your first offense, you will be punished for a small punishment and a big punishment. Get out."

Su Xun was expressionless, looked at Li Yang and said coldly, pretending that he believed that he was an expert who could pinch and count.

He has gradually lost himself (??ω?)? on the way of pretending to be aggressive.

"Yes, thank you, Master, thank you, Master, I'm leaving now, right away."

Li Yang was grateful to Dade for a while, turned around and took a step carefully, he was relieved after he didn't fall down.

Just as he was about to take the second step, he thought of something again. He stopped and looked back at Su Xun, and asked in trepidation, "Dare to ask Master Gao's name?"

"Why, you're still going to write down your name, why don't you trouble me later?" Su Xun frowned, looking at him with a half-smile.

Li Yang's face changed drastically, and he waved his hands again and again: "No, no, master misunderstood, I never thought of it."

He was originally planning to expose Su Xun as his own news material.

Now he is convinced of it, and he intends to spread it as material.

"The surname is Su." Su Xun spat out two words lightly.

Everyone secretly wrote down this surname.

"Master Su, then I'll take my leave first." Li Yang turned around and ran away. Now he is too afraid of Su Xun.

After Li Yang left, the others immediately rushed forward.

After all, Su Xun said that he only counts two people a day, and now he is the last one, and everyone wants to fall on him.

"I came first, don't squeeze, I came first."

"Shit, why did you come first, obviously I was in front."

"Damn it, who the hell pinched my son!"

Looking at the chaotic scene in front of him, it seemed that a fight might break out at any time, so Su Xun had no choice but to stop it.

"Calm down, everyone is too enthusiastic, if that's the case, then let me choose a predestined person."

Well, the ones I choose are predestined people, there is nothing wrong with it, I say whoever has a predestined relationship will have a predestined relationship.

Hearing this, the noisy crowd instantly became quiet, and all of them stared at Su Xun anxiously.

Su Xun glanced across the crowd, and finally landed on a cute-looking woman with a ball head, and smiled slightly: "Miss, please come forward."

"I...me?" The ball-headed woman was still a little unbelievable, her eyes widened.

The others were all wailing.

Wanzitou tremblingly walked up to Su Xun from the crowd, and said shyly, "Master Su, I want to figure it out, I... how can I find my lover today."

"Give me your hand, and tell me your criteria for the person you want." Su Xun took Wanzitou's hand and began to play tricks.

Isn't that just assigning a boyfriend?What's the problem?I am in charge of your love!

Wanzitou pondered for a moment, and then said: "Be tall, manly, handsome, um~ loving, filial, that's all."

Su Xun slammed his mouth after listening, girl, you are really easy to be satisfied.

All the bodyguards under my command seem to meet your ideal standards.

"Go straight to the east, and you will meet your true destiny." Su Xun said looking at the meatball head.

Wanzitou's eyes lit up: "Really? Thank you, Master Su."

"Go." After being a moon elder for a while, Su Xun had an aunt smile on his face.

The ball head nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and then trotted towards the east.

In a commercial vehicle at the east intersection.

There is a screen in the commercial vehicle, which shows the scene in front of Su Xun.

Because the camera is on the button of Su Xun's suit.

Aaron put down the headset, took out the perfume and sprayed it on, took out the mirror to take a picture, and then prepared to get out of the car to meet his love.

"Brother, what are you doing? People say they are tall, but they are obviously talking about me."

Ah Hu pulled him back, then showed a confident smile, and was about to get out of the car.

"Do you still see me as a big brother? Is it easy for your big brother? I have been single for so many years, so I can't let me find you a sister-in-law first."

? ”

Aaron's face sank, and he suppressed Ahu as an elder.

Brotherly love, unless it's because of a woman.

Ahu turned around and looked at his elder brother seriously: "You are the elder brother, you have let me go since you were a child, now you have to let me go too."

"You also know that I have let you in since I was a child. Can't you let my elder brother do it this time? My hands are so calloused!" Aaron said earnestly, lifting his calloused hands. right hand.

Ah Hu's face changed: "Brother, do you want to fight with me because of a woman?"

"This is your sister-in-law." Aaron had a tough attitude and never flinched.

Ah Hu didn't budge either: "Brother, those are your younger siblings."

Then, the two got into a fight in the car.

The other bodyguards were stunned.

Fuck, this is the male dog who was in love in the legend, don't your relatives recognize it?

A few minutes later, Aaron got out of the car with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He stood in front of a coffee shop and waited for his love to come to his door.

Glancing at the closed car door, he sneered, your elder brother is your elder brother after all.

3 minute later.

Looking at Aaron with a bruised nose and swollen face in front of her, Wanzi was a little confused, which was a bit different from the real man she imagined.

...............

Su Xun cleaned up the stall and drove away with the little pet Qin Zhu.

"When will you help me avenge me?" On the co-pilot, Qin Zhu held a bag of potato chips in his hand, and a pair of white and tender legs rested on the driver's platform.

On the side of the road, a brat happened to see this scene, and was so shocked that the ice cream fell to the ground, and the potato chips... could fly.

Su Xun touched Qin Zhu's leg, and asked curiously: "Shouldn't ghosts have no substance? Why are you no different from humans except that your body has no temperature?"

This was something he couldn't figure out.

Qin Zhu was no different from a living person except that he could pass through walls invisibly, his body felt cold, and he couldn't eat.

This riding horse doesn't fit the setting of a ghost!

"How do I know? I haven't seen any other ghosts. I always thought that ghosts are just like me." Qin Zhu said carelessly, not caring about being taken advantage of by Su Xun, pets should look like pets.

She has been corrupted by this evil capitalist life now, and she likes the feeling of being taken care of by the domineering president so much ((≡???≡??)).

In short, it was much more comfortable than her living alone in the cemetery.

Su Xun asked again: "I'm curious, can you still have children?"

"You try it." Qin Zhu looked at him with a smile, and fed him a piece of potato chips.