Urban: I have a new identity every week

Arrived home half an hour later.

"Wang Wang Wang..."

As soon as the door was opened, Xiao Er ran out with her tongue out, her front feet kept pawing at Zhao Ziling, begging for a hug.

"It's so heavy, like a pig, I can't hold it." Zhao Ziling dragged him by his front feet and dragged him into the living room.

Zhao Ziling excitedly took out her phone to take a video for Su Xun.

Of course, the second child should also be brought along.

This time I took a video of a cat commanding a dog.

In the video, Su Xun instructed Xiao Er to sit down, lie down, stand up, pick up the flying saucer and other actions like a fool.

As for Xiao Er, this fool, he did everything and even licked his face and begged for praise when he finished.

After the video was uploaded, the reaction was very strong.

"666, both the cat and the dog have become spirits, right?"

"This cat is much smarter than that dog. One is in command and the other is doing things."

"It's awesome. I wouldn't dare to raise such a cat for me, because I'm afraid he will think I'm stupid."

"Quickly, tie me with a rope and send the cat to school, don't delay the child."

"Team stealing cats 1/1, well, the team is complete, and we will set off tonight."

The hotter the video, the more official traffic it receives. Yesterday's video has exceeded [-] million views.

Less than an hour after uploading the video today, it has already exceeded 300 million views, and the number of followers on the Moyin account has exceeded [-] million.

In this fast-paced society, many people want to keep pets but have no time, so a vocabulary was born called Yunlumao.

Today's Su Xun is so popular that he has become the target of countless netizens.

...............

Two in the morning.

Zhao Ziling slept peacefully. Su Xun moved his ears and got out of the blanket.

I went to the balcony and saw that there was a section of ham sausage on the balcony.

The little errand ran over and opened his mouth to swallow the ham sausage, and handed it to Su Xun.

Delicious food from heaven, eat in the big pot first.

Su Xun rolled his eyes, slapped his face with his paw, and pointed to the trash can.

A piece of peeled ham sausage suddenly flew in at night, and I knew there was something wrong with it.

What's more, even if there is no problem, he will never eat things picked up from the ground.

Still got bitten by a dog.

Xiao Er felt aggrieved, drooped his head, shouted about the ham sausage, and reluctantly threw it into the trash can.

downstairs.

The two figures were sneaking around.

"Brother, it's okay. Just now I vaguely saw the dog taking the ham sausage away. I must have been fainted by the medicine now. Let's do it."

A short man said to the tall man beside him.

The tall man nodded: "Go, do it."

After the words fell, the two put on masks and hats, and sneaked up the stairs.

When they came to Zhao Ziling's house, the two took out the prepared tools and prepared to pry open the door.

"Brother, if we steal that cat this time, we will really get rich." The short man whispered excitedly.

The tall man chuckled: "Nonsense, this cat is a cash cow, and that dog, since they are all fainted by the medicine, they are also taken away together, that's all right, don't talk, move quickly, and open the door first."

That's right, these two people teamed up to steal Su Xun.

Netizens are talking about it, but these two guys really put in practical actions.

"Made, sorry, I forgot to bring the hammer."

The little man who opened the door said something annoyed.

The tall man almost died of anger when he heard this, and growled in a low voice: "Didn't I ask you to check before leaving?"

Losing the chain at a critical moment is the most worrying thing, especially what they are doing tonight is stealing... Wrong, it is stealing cats and dogs.

Just when the two were about to quarrel, a deep voice suddenly reached their ears.

"How about I lend you a hammer?"

"Thank you so much, buddy..." The short man subconsciously thanked him with a smile on his face, and then suddenly realized that his voice stopped abruptly.

The tall man and the short man looked at each other. They swallowed, their bodies stiffened, and they turned around slowly.

He saw a black cat squatting behind him, looking at the two of them coldly.

Caught off guard, both of them were taken aback and almost cried out.

But fortunately, many years of professional career have allowed them to develop a super emergency response, and abruptly stifled the screams that were about to blurt out.

"Brother, why is it a cat? What about the person who just spoke?" the short man asked.

The eldest brother shuddered: "Made, how do I know, it's late at night, and I feel a little panicked."

"Wait!" The short man suddenly yelled in surprise, and patted the tall man's arm: "Brother, take a quick look, is this the same cat as the one on the Internet?"

The tall one was taken aback, and moved closer to Su Xun to look it over carefully, and took out the pictures on his phone for comparison, the more he looked at it, the more pleasantly surprised he was.

"It's really good. There is nowhere to find it when you break through the iron shoes. It doesn't take much effort to get it."

"Brother, God can't bear to see us continue to be poor, we are getting rich."

Both of them were extremely excited, and forcibly suppressed their voices, their excited bodies were trembling.

"Shh... don't scare him away, hurry up, hey, the little fish is dry, take it out." The tall man said.

The short man hurriedly took out the prepared dried fish to lure Su Xun: "Cat, come on, the delicious dried fish is yours, eat it quickly."

Like the ham sausage, the dried fish is drugged, so it can only be stolen when the drug faints.

Su Xun just looked at the two of them motionlessly, as if he was looking at two idiots.

"Brother, why do I feel like he is despising me?" The short man said suddenly.

The tall man grinned: "We feel the same way."

"Silly beep." Su Xun spit out two words.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 654 A Weird Dinner Party

Swish!

As Su Xun spoke, the bodies of the two became stiff again, and the expressions on their faces froze.

It feels like the temperature around me has dropped a bit.

"Brother... I... Am I experiencing auditory hallucinations?" The short man stammered, his hand holding the dried fish was shaking.

The tall man's face was pale: "Okay... I seem to have heard it too, he called us stupid."

In the next second, the two looked at each other.

A piercing scream broke the calm in the community.

"Ah!!! A monster!"

The cat can actually talk, isn't it a monster?

No wonder this cat is so smart, this horse is a monster!

"Grandpa Cat, please forgive me, please forgive me, Grandpa Cat, we don't have meat on us, it's not enough for you to put between your teeth."

"Yeah, please let Master Cat let us go. I haven't showered for a month, and the meat stinks."

The two knelt on the ground and kept begging for mercy.

Su Xun grinned: "Haven't showered for a month? Isn't that good, it's already marinated."

Hearing this, the two of them were scared to pee, my God, this cat really wants to eat people.

At the same time, the doors of every house in the building opened, and a group of people rushed out in pajamas or coats.

They were all woken up by the screams of the two thieves just now.

"Help! Help! Monsters want to eat people, monsters want to eat people!"

Seeing these people, the two thieves almost wept with joy as if they had seen a savior.

Everyone was taken aback when they heard this, and subconsciously looked at Su Xun.

"Meow~"

Su Xun let out an innocent meow, and then disappeared into the corridor after a few jumps.

Only then did everyone come to their senses, and their eyes fell on the two thieves.

"Sneaky and sneaky with trick tools, he must be here to steal things, beat him, and call the police after beating him!"

"That's right, thanks to being discovered by that cat, otherwise I don't know how many families will suffer tonight."

"You idiot, my house was burglarized two days ago, they must have done it, beat them!"

A group of people were filled with righteous indignation, rushed up and punched and kicked the two thieves.

The two were curled up and beaten, wanting to cry but not crying. It was their first time to work in this community, and it really had nothing to do with them being stolen before.

I don't know which peer it was that caused them misfortune.

Soon the police came.

When the two were taken away by the police, they kept muttering to themselves that Master Cat was a monster and that monsters wanted to eat people.

"Comrade police, that cat is really a monster. I suspect that it hides among us humans and wants to rule us."

"Comrade police, I am neither mentally ill nor insane. I am telling the truth. I suggest investigating all cats in the country."

Then the two people who told the truth were treated as mentally ill and sent to a mental hospital to be locked up.

And Su Xun became angry again.

According to the "facts" made up by the neighbors, it was Su Xun Jiling who discovered the thief, and then scared the two of them out, attracting everyone.

"Master Cat is amazing, now I suspect that these two people may be going after Master Cat."

"I really teamed up to steal the cat. The cat was not stolen, and it was frightened into a mental illness.

"I'm laughing to death. You still say that the cat master is a monster. If the cat master wants to rule mankind, those two guys have something wrong with their brains, right?"

"Mao Kezhen is so beautiful, I love it."

"Why didn't you wake me up last night?" Zhao Ziling looked at Su Xun with a little reproach.

Although she knew that the other party could not be stolen, she was still taken aback when she learned about it.

Su Xun said: "Seeing that you are sleeping so soundly, I can't bear to wake you up."

Last night, he had finished refining the crossbone, and he could speak normally.

"Hmph, master, you are a cat, why do you flirt with girls?" Zhao Ziling touched Su Xun's ear with a smile on her face.

Su Xun said, "Because I've been preparing to become a human."

"Hee hee, that's right, you can't do bad things to me before you become a human being." Zhao Ziling cast a playful look at Su Xun's belly.

Su Xun subconsciously clamped his legs.

Zhao Ziling smiled even more happily: "You are shy."

"No, it's just a subconscious reaction." Su Xun refused to admit it.