Urban: I have a new identity every week

There are fewer and fewer fools in modern society. This bowl of rice is already unpalatable, but now young people are coming to compete with them for jobs.

Hearing the middle-aged man's righteous words, Su Xun was a little confused, what the hell, is it so tough to be a liar these days?

The middle-aged man in blue shirt sat down in front of his stall, and felt that he had to mention a few words to this young man, so he said:

"Boy, you look good. Isn't it good to have a live broadcast or something? But in our industry, a young man with a hairless mouth like you is not popular. No one believes you."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a young couple walking towards him, and immediately raised his eyebrows at Su Xun: "Boy, do you see that I have a visitor here, you can continue to sit."

As soon as the words fell, he sat upright, regaining his immortal appearance.

But after he posed for a long time, the young couple paused for a while, and unexpectedly turned around and walked towards Su Xun.

The middle-aged man in the blue shirt, who was ready to start fooling around, was stunned.

Su Xun smiled innocently at the middle-aged man next door: "Master, although I don't understand what you said, I'm handsome, and that's enough."

During the words, the young couple had already walked in front of Su Xun.

The middle-aged man in the blue shirt: "..."

The world is getting worse, and people's hearts are not ancient. Do we even rely on our appearance in fortune-telling circles these days?

He silently took out his mobile phone as a mirror to look at it, and then silently put the mobile phone back into his pocket.

If I knew it earlier, I should stop taking pictures. The more I take pictures, the brighter it will be. How can I feel the cold wind in this early morning/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 53 Man-made fortune-telling, the most deadly

"Handsome, can you really tell fortunes?"

The woman blinked and looked at Su Xun, feeling a little regretful, why did such a handsome little brother become a liar?

Before Su Xun could speak, the woman's boyfriend said impatiently: "He's a fart, he's just a liar, do you take it seriously?"

Originally, his girlfriend was coming to tell her fortune, so he just took it as a shopping trip with her, so he wanted to have fun anyway.

But I didn't expect this fortune teller to be so handsome, he almost seduced his girlfriend's soul away, so it's no wonder he has a good face.

"What are you talking about." The woman gave her boyfriend a reproachful look, and then apologized to Su Xun: "I'm sorry, he's just like this, so don't take it to heart."

She knew that her boyfriend was jealous, but she was just a little curious when she saw such a handsome fortune teller as Su Xun for the first time, and it didn't mean anything else.

"What's wrong with me? He's a liar in the first place." The young man was still a little unconvinced, and he couldn't get angry with his girlfriend, so he could only vent his anger on Su Xun: "Tell yourself, are you a liar? Now who rides a horse and believes in this stuff."

"Mr., you look at people with colored glasses. I said I'm not a liar, and you wouldn't believe me." Su Xun said, looking at the young man with a smile.

The young man snorted coldly, because what Su Xun said was the truth, he never believed it.

Su Xun continued: "Since this is the case, why is it not considered a hexagram? No money is not allowed."

"No money is not enough, after all, you have wasted my time." The young man said coldly, with a provocative look in his eyes.

Facing the aggressive young man, Su Xun still had a smile on his face: "Then what do you say?"

He had a smile on his face, but his heart was already full of criticism. If I hadn't completed the task, I would teach you how to be a man every minute.

Being so arrogant, you can actually live to such an old age, which fully shows that our country's social security is good.

Otherwise, with your virtue, you should have been beaten to death (???).

"If the calculation is inaccurate, I will smash your stall!" The young man propped himself on the table with one hand, staring at Su Xun coldly.

Ma De, what I don't like the most is you little faces.

Isn't it just good looking?

What's so amazing?

The attention of many people around has been attracted, and the people who eat melon want to see how the next thing will develop.

The middle-aged man in the blue shirt sighed and sympathized with Su Xun for three seconds. Come on, the young man is just inexperienced, and the stall will have to be closed on the first day.

The young man's girlfriend's face changed, and she quickly stopped him: "Why are you crazy, can't I forget it? Let's go, let's go back to school."

It turned out that he was still a student who had never been severely beaten by society, no wonder he was so violent and arrogant.

"Let go of me!" The young man was aroused long ago, and threw off his girlfriend's hand: "Today I will expose the true colors of this liar!"

After the words fell, the young man looked at Su Xun: "Aren't you considered exhaustive, then..."

"Wait." Su Xun interrupted him suddenly.

The young man sneered: "Why, are you getting scared now?"

"No, I just want to tell you my rules." Su Xun shook his head, and said calmly: "My rules are only counting the events of the day, and each person is only counted once."

Hearing this, many fortune tellers around looked at Su Xun with the eyes of fools.

There is only one thought in my heart: Can this guy know how to play?

They always hope to tell fortunes to people a few years later, ten years later, who knows if this can be realized.

Even if it is not fulfilled more than ten years later, can the other party still come to them?

Su Xun actually only counted the affairs of the day. Didn't this stepping horse pass the knife to someone's hand?

Why, it’s enough to lie to others, why do you take it seriously, do you really think that you are a good fortune teller?

"Okay!" The young man was so eager to do so, he said with a sneer, "If it doesn't come true after today, I'll come and smash your business tomorrow!"

"What is it?" Su Xun asked calmly.

The young man blurted out without hesitation: "No matter what my luck is today."

"Birthday horoscope, take it here." Although he knew that he was a parallel importer, Su Xun pretended to be so.

After all, his current psychological quality is very good. Otherwise, how could he be in charge of a group of hundreds of billions, how could he be the king of killers?

The youth newspaper published the horoscope of the birthday, and then stretched out his hand. He knew that these fortune tellers like to play deceitful things like touching bones.

Su Xun touched the young man's palm, then let go of him, pinched his fingers, murmured something, and said: "Sir, your luck today is not very good. Don't go out."

When he was talking, no one saw that there was a small microphone working in his collar, which could transmit all the conversations here clearly.

"Hahahahaha..."

The young man laughed loudly when he heard this, and looked at Su Xun with mocking eyes: "I have a bloody disaster? I have a black belt in Taekwondo, you tell me that I will have a bloody disaster?"

"I can't make a mistake. Whether it's true or not, I'll know today." Su Xun smiled without saying a word, his face unmoved, and he really had such an air of superiority.

"Hum!" The young man snorted coldly, with a sinister smile on his face, pointed at Su Xun's nose and said, "Boy, if you are sensible, don't set up a stall here to deceive people, or you will be disgraced tomorrow."

After the words fell, he turned and left.

The young man's girlfriend looked at Su Xun and sighed quietly: "You'd better change to another place, or you will be unlucky tomorrow."

After she finished speaking, she shook her head and quickly followed the young man.

"Boy, you took it off this time!" The middle-aged man in the blue shirt gave Su Xun a sympathetic look.

The others also looked at Su Xun gloatingly, saying that colleagues are enemies, and this sentence applies everywhere.

Of course they would be extremely happy to have one less business grabber.

"Hehe, it's ridiculous to come out to learn fortune-telling without even growing hair."

"Who says it's not? No, did you get into trouble? You have no experience at all, and it's only for the day."

"Yeah, tsk tsk, I saw a good show this morning..."

Facing these sarcastic remarks, Su Xun didn't take them seriously, because he didn't pay attention to these people at all.

"what!"

"Stop hitting! Stop hitting!"

At this moment, a scream mixed with the woman's crying scream suddenly reached everyone's ears.

Everyone followed the prestige subconsciously.

I saw the young man who just claimed to be a black belt in Taekwondo curled up on the ground and was beaten by a strong man until he screamed like a younger brother.

Beside him, his girlfriend was crying anxiously, as if she could cry at any time.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then suddenly thought of something, and suddenly turned their heads to look at Su Xun.

Su Xun sat on the stool and smiled without saying a word, with an inscrutable posture.

The strong man who was teaching the youth how to behave was one of his many bodyguards.

I said that if you have a bloody disaster, then there will be a bloody disaster, and if you don’t have it, you have to have it!

Human fortune-telling is the most deadly (?ω?).

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 54: Money Ability

"This...how is this possible, it's a coincidence."

An old Taoist swallowed hard, and said something in a murmur.

"Where do so many coincidences come from in this world?"

"This stepping horse...we missed it."

"Yeah, no wonder you dare to set up a fortune-telling stall at such a young age. With that demeanor and attitude, you can see that you are someone with real skills!"

They are all old liars in this field. They have seen a lot and know that there are some masters who are very good at metaphysics in this world. Such people cannot be speculated with common sense.

In their eyes, Su Xun's indifferent attitude before was arrogance and arrogance.

But now, in their eyes, that is high popularity and demeanor.

Is it so real?('ω')?.

The middle-aged man in the blue shirt pursed his lips desolately. He thought everyone was a liar and wanted to mention a few words to you.

Unexpectedly, after doing it for a long time, I am a liar, and you are a hidden boss.

This kind of feeling is like you are an insurance salesman, and you meet a new guy who wants to show off in front of him to find a sense of superiority.

But in the next second you suddenly learn that this newly recruited young man is the son of the chairman of the company.

Why is the mood so sour and refreshing, with mixed flavors.

Not far away, the bodyguard kicked the young man a few more times, and cursed: "Walk better in the future, Ma De, making you step on my shoes is really blinding your eyes."

After the words fell, he turned and left angrily.

"Zhang Jian, are you okay, I'll take you to the hospital right away."

The girlfriend standing on the side hurriedly stepped forward to help the young man on the ground, with an anxious and caring expression on his face.

"No...don't..." Zhang Jian shook his head to calm himself down, then ran towards Su Xun staggeringly.

The woman stood there in a daze for a while, then suddenly thought of something, her jade lips parted slightly, she couldn't help exclaiming, and then quickly followed.

Zhang Jian stumbled and ran to Su Xun. Regardless of the nosebleed, he took out his wallet and slapped it on the table.

"Master, I was wrong, Master, I misunderstood you, you are different from those coquettish sluts, you have real skills, and do the math for me, you can pay as much as you want."

Just after counting the bloody disaster, he turned around and walked less than ten meters away because he stepped on someone's shoe and was beaten up.

The strength of his black belt in Taekwondo is like a little chicken in front of the opponent, and he has no power to fight back.

Where in the world is there such a coincidence?

I would rather trust it to have it than to trust it to have nothing.

He felt that he had met a real expert, and his opportunity had come.

"And me, master, help me do the divination."

"I want to do a fortune telling..."

The surrounding crowd was still watching, and some hesitant people who ate melons saw this scene and immediately rushed forward.