Urban: I have a new identity every week

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There is a newly opened inn on the mountain road outside Tianyang County.

This inn is called Yunlai Inn, which means that guests come like clouds.

The reason why this inn is here is to entertain people who come and go at night.

It is said that the proprietress of the inn is very beautiful, and she seems to want to take away people's souls at a glance.

Perhaps because of this reason, although the inn was newly opened, there are quite a few guests who come to stay and eat.

It was already late at night, but the inn was still brightly lit, and there were seven or eight tables of guests in the hall who were still punching and drinking. There were businessmen on the road, scholars, and civilian husbands, all kinds of people.

At the counter was a woman who was settling accounts. This woman was wearing a red blouse. Her bumpy figure seemed to tear her clothes apart. Her skin was very fair, and her peach eyes seemed to be able to speak.

"Miss Boss, the wine in your store is not too intoxicating, but your eyes are very intoxicating."

"Hahahaha, who's to say it's not right, lady boss, what's the deal in the middle of the night, come and have a drink with us."

"Yeah, the inn is newly opened, and you, the proprietress, don't even greet guests, so there will be no repeat customers in the future, only ghosts from the wilderness will come."

After a few glasses of wine, the guests all dared to make fun of this beautiful boss lady.

The proprietress smiled coquettishly: "Guest officers, this is not a joke. My family is very narrow-minded. If my slave speaks to a man, he will get angry."

"Marrying a woman like you, even if I think about it, I won't be able to grow up." I don't know who said it, and the audience burst into laughter.

Speaking of this beautiful boss lady, one has to say that her husband, an ugly and short guy, really didn't know what kind of luck he had to marry such a beautiful wife.

At this moment, the curtain of the inn door was lifted, a young man came in, looked at the proprietress and asked, "Is there still good wine and meat?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 545

All eyes subconsciously fell on the young man standing at the door.

The young man looked about twenty years old, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, handsome appearance, wearing a very ordinary black robe, the only valuable thing was probably the belt around his waist, because there was a piece of jade on it.

The young man looks very ordinary, the only thing that is not ordinary is probably his face, which is very handsome.

This handsome man in another world is naturally Su Xun.

"Why didn't the proprietress answer?" Su Xun looked at the proprietress indifferently and asked.

"The proprietress is probably seeing such a handsome little brother for the first time, isn't she crazy?"

A merchant made a joke.

It caused everyone to laugh.

The proprietress seemed a little shy, and her pretty face was flushed: "The guests are making fun of the servants again, but the husband of the servants is in the kitchen, let him listen. I am afraid that the guests will be offended tonight."

Hearing this, everyone didn't take it seriously, it's just a dwarf, what's there to be afraid of?

The proprietress looked at Su Xun and said, "We still have wine and meat, sit inside."

Su Xun put down the curtain and walked in, randomly found an empty table and sat down, then said: "Give me a portion of the best wine and food here."

"Okay, guest officer, please wait a moment." The proprietress smiled slightly, and walked into the back kitchen twisting her slender waist.

Not long after, the proprietress came out again, smiled at Su Xun, and said, "My family is already doing it, so please wait a moment, sir."

"As long as it's something you can eat, I don't mind waiting." Su Xun looked at the proprietress and said calmly.

The proprietress went to settle the accounts again, and the sound of dialing the abacus was very crisp.

A drunken businessman said: "It's been a long night, and I have no intention of falling asleep because of the hot body of the proprietress. It is fate that everyone meets this inn. Why don't you pass the time by telling anecdotes and anecdotes?"

"That's a good suggestion!" A scholar agreed with high-five, and said excitedly: "I'll come first, Xiaosheng will tell you a story about my classmate friend and a vixen."

"Is this the legendary Hongxiu Tianxiang?" Everyone showed expressions of interest.

After all, legends about vixens and scholars are everywhere.

The scholar chuckled: "Red sleeves add fragrance? A vixen is a goblin after all, and goblins want to eat people. How can there be so many red sleeves?"

"My classmate was ruined by a fox, and in the end it was a passing expert who subdued this harmful spirit."

"hiss--"

Everyone gasped, and then said impatiently, "Tell me quickly."

"The matter should start from the first month of last year..." The scholar began to come slowly, relying on his good cultural background, he told this true horror story with ups and downs, which made the hair stand on end.

With the scholar taking the lead, other guests also rushed to play their role, some told about some strange things they had encountered, and some told about what they had heard.

In the end, Su Xun was the only one who did not speak. The scholar looked at Su Xun and said, "Brother, it's your turn to speak."

"Then I'll just tell one." Su Xun chuckled, glanced at the proprietress and said, "This story is a bit scary, the proprietress won't be afraid, right?"

"My lord, you are joking. The slave family and Mr. Xiang are opening an inn in this wilderness, so they are naturally much more courageous than ordinary people." The proprietress said with a coquettish smile.

Su Xun gave her a meaningful look when he heard the words, and then slowly said, "The story I want to tell is also related to the inn."

Hearing this, everyone became very interested. Sitting in the inn and listening to stories related to the inn, it was very interesting to think about it.

"I opened an inn on a mountain road in a certain place. This inn has a beautiful proprietress and an ugly proprietress. Most people who travel at night are attracted by the proprietress to stay here."

Everyone was taken aback when they heard this, isn't this the Yunlai Inn they are talking about?

"Brother, didn't you just make up this story?" A traveler interrupted Su Xun.

The others also looked suspicious, because Su Xun didn't mention the name of the inn, isn't everything else exactly the same as this inn?

There is a beautiful proprietress, an ugly proprietress, and a group of guests who come to stay here because of the proprietress's beauty.

Su Xun smiled: "Everyone, don't worry, please listen to me carefully."

"Guests come to this inn to eat, drink and stay. From time to time, they joke with the proprietress. They are really happy. With the help of wine, some people have evil intentions and plan to rape and defile the proprietress at night."

Everyone's faces became ugly, and several vendors' eyes became averted.

"Snapped!"

One of the vendors jumped up against the case, pointed at Su Xun and yelled: "Boy, tell a story well, don't be eccentric here."

"That's right, what are you talking about accusing Sang and Huai, it's just nonsense!"

The other three or four people echoed in agreement.

Su Xun smiled brightly: "I'm just telling a story. Others don't think it's a big deal. Why do you guys react so strongly? Could it be that you have the same dirty thoughts as the people in my story, so listen Angry from embarrassment?"

Hearing Su Xun's words, other people in the inn looked suspiciously at the few people who stood up and accused Su Xun.

Yes, just telling a story, without naming names.

So many people didn't respond, why are you so excited?

Feeling the suspicious eyes around them, these people were flustered, their faces turned pale, and they were sweating profusely.

"You...don't spout blood! When did we have such an idea! If you dare to insult our innocence, don't blame us for being rude to you!"

The merchant who was the first to stand up and accuse Su Xun had a fierce look in his eyes, full of hostility and anger.

The proprietress hurriedly came out to smooth things over, and said with a smile: "Oh, a few guests, stop arguing, stop arguing, it's nothing more than a trivial matter, I'm here to accompany you for a drink, let's just let this matter go."

"Hmph! You're lucky, kid, otherwise you'll have to smash your mouth!" The vendor said viciously.

Su Xun smiled faintly: "You have to be thankful that you didn't do anything, otherwise, if you die again, you won't even have the chance to be reincarnated. Oh, no, if you enter this inn, you will have no chance to be reincarnated. Mistress, tell me Right?"

Everyone felt that these words were a bit strange, especially when coupled with Su Xun's indifferent smile, it always made people feel chills inexplicably.

The landlady's complexion changed slightly, and soon returned to normal, with a smile like a flower: "How can you say such a thing, my master, this inn is not a dragon's pool or a tiger's den, how can there be no chance of reincarnation?"

"Hahahaha, just kidding, just kidding." Su Xun laughed a few times.

For some reason, everyone was inexplicably relieved, and let go of the heart that was just mentioned.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 546 Yun Lai and Soul Lai

After laughing, Su said again: "This story can't be told in half, otherwise, if there is only the top but not the bottom, wouldn't it be a eunuch? Please allow me to finish the story."

Everyone smiled knowingly when they heard this humorous metaphor, thinking that this little brother is also very interesting.

They all quieted down with the food and wine, ready to finish listening to Su Xun's story.

"Just now I mentioned that there were a few people who got evil intentions through drinking, and wanted to rape and defile the proprietress at night, but when they passed by the kitchen, they were attracted by the smell of meat in the kitchen, and wanted to go to the kitchen to find something to eat. After all, they were full. It’s good to do a good job.”

"But when they came to the kitchen, they couldn't help being shocked, because they saw themselves in the kitchen."

After saying this, everyone in the inn felt a little nervous.

The face of the proprietress has completely changed.

But Su Xun was still talking about it to himself, as if he had lost his mind: "They saw their bodies being hung up like bacon, and there were a few people missing arms and legs, and the meat stewed in the pot was just these few people. The meat cut from a person's body is rolled in the fire, and the aroma is tangy."

The faces of the people in the inn were already pale, and suddenly they felt that the meat in front of them was not tasty, and they felt a little nauseous.

"These people were terrified after seeing this scene, and wanted to escape from the inn in panic, but found that the door of the inn couldn't be opened at all."

"Just when they were desperate, finally, the door opened, and a group of people came in from the outside. These are new guests."

"Several people who were almost dumbfounded hurriedly told the new guests what happened in the kitchen."

"But these people just smiled after listening to it, saying that they just came to taste the food."

"The few people who were frightened asked in confusion: Where is the food?"

"Those new guests didn't answer, and at the same time pointed at them with a smile, salivating."

"It turns out that the people who entered the inn earlier were all ghosts, and what I saw in the kitchen were their bodies. The two ghosts who opened the inn were ghosts, and the new guests who came later were also ghosts."

"The delicacies they want to eat are the souls and bodies of the previous batch of guests."

"This inn is called Yunlai Inn before midnight, and it is called Soullai Inn after midnight."

"Because the ghost came to eat."

boom!

There was a sudden thunder outside the inn, and the guests in the inn were all shocked, and all of them were already dripping with cold sweat.

"Brother Tai's ability to make up stories is really good." The scholar stammered, and praised Su Xun with a forced smile on his face.

"Yes... yes, especially that Lei just now, who came at the right time and was extremely frightening."

"Hahaha, it's getting late, I think everyone should go back to their rooms and rest."

"Yes, yes, it's going to rain outside, and rainy days are good weather for sleeping."

Seeing these people pretending to be calm, Su Xun found it interesting, looked at the proprietress again, and said with a half-smile, "Madam proprietress, what do you think of my story?"

"Who are you, and how do you know?" The proprietress looked at Su Xun coldly. At this time, she still had the same charm as before. She exuded a cold aura, and her fair face It has become rotten, and there are no eyeballs.

The short and ugly boss also came out of the kitchen at some point, with a kitchen knife in his hand, blood was still dripping from the kitchen knife, his eyes were scarlet, and his face was blue.

"Ghost... ghost!"

"There is a ghost! My mother! What a ghost!"

At this time, how can everyone fail to see that the proprietress and the boss are both ghosts.

Yunlai Inn, Soullai Inn.

After midnight, ghosts come, and the cloud word has many ghosts, isn't it the word for soul?

"Excellent help, expert help!"

It was the scholar who was the first to react and scrambled to hide behind Su Xun. In his thinking, since Su Xun could see that there was a ghost in the inn and dared to break it, it meant that he must be an expert.

Sure enough, people who have read the book react quickly.

The others followed closely, and all ran to Su Xun's side, looking at the boss and the boss's wife tremblingly.

Su Xun looked at the female ghost and made a serious suggestion: "It's better for you to change back to the face just now. I'll get used to it. This face is really ugly."

Everyone behind him couldn't laugh or cry when they heard this. Hero, what time is it, and he still cares about this.