Urban: I have a new identity every week

Huang Mao let out a scream, spat out a mouthful of blood, and hit the ground heavily, looking at Su Xun in horror.

He just faced the corpse of the corpse change because he knew that zombies would kill people.

But he didn't expect that Su Xun would dare to strike so hard. Didn't he know that hurting people is against the law?

This is a typical bullying and fearing the tough, but he found the wrong person.

He thought Su Xun was soft, but in fact Su Xun was very hard.

If you don't believe me, just ask Qin Zhu.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 196 The video is hot, everyone admires it

"Hmph! If you dare to mess with these corpses again, I won't come down to clean up the mess. Book the coffin in advance and wait to die."

Su Xun said coldly, then turned and left.

Seeing that there was no excitement to watch, Jiang Chen and the others also went back to their rooms to sleep.

It wasn't until Su Xun's back disappeared that the two young couples dared to curse.

"Who is it? It's great to know a little bit of kung fu. Really, it's obviously his zombie who almost killed someone, and we're to blame."

"That's right, if I knew I should have recorded a video just now and exposed him on the Internet."

Some people are like this. It is obvious that they made mistakes, but they always want others to pay the bill, and they still look confident.

"Several, you can leave, my small shop will not entertain you."

At this moment, the innkeeper came out, threw the belongings of the four on the ground, and said coldly.

"what?"

"No, boss, what are you kidding, where do you want us to go at this big night?"

"Yeah, why did you drive us away?"

The four of them became anxious in an instant. They had just experienced a corpse change, which made them a little more afraid of this world.

How dare they let them go out in the middle of the night now.

The boss had no expression on his face: "This store of mine was originally opened for the dead, and it's fine for the living to live in, but you broke the rules, please."

The dead body inn, the dead body artisan and the corpse are the real guests here.

Being the shopkeeper of the corpse inn can accumulate evil virtues.

These four people broke the rules and arbitrarily moved the corpse to anger the mortician. It is not certain whether the mortician will come to his inn again in the future.

So it's strange that the boss can give them a good face.

In the end, the two young couples were kicked out.

Looking at the dark surroundings, the four of them trembled, and the two girls were about to cry.

The four of them didn't dare to run around at all, so they curled up by the wall and squatted. Any disturbance would scare them out of their wits.

There are still more than two hours before dawn, and these two hours will be the longest two hours in their lives.

At this time, in the crew camp deep in the Mang Mountain, the director had already seen the Weibo post by Jiang Chen.

At this time, the whole person was hiding in the tent, wrapping himself tightly with the quilt, his plump body was shivering, and his face was pale.

Poor, weak, and helpless.

Mom sells batches, why can't you call me when you run away?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

...............

After a night of fermentation, the video of the mortician picking up the corpse has spread all over the Internet and has become a new hot topic of discussion.

"Damn it, I woke up early in the morning and saw such a big surprise, I was so scared that I peed on my shoes."

"There really is a mortician, this nima is too handsome, I feel that aliens are too weak, there can't be gods in the world, right?"

"Let's not talk about brothers, when you are still wondering if there are gods in the world, I have already packed my luggage and left home to go to famous mountains and great rivers to learn from my teacher."

"There are still a few lessons. I'm going to cultivate immortals, and I'm going to subjugate demons."

"Brother, when you go, you won't cast down demons and eliminate demons. At most, you can only feed demons and ghosts to make them fatter."

"Didn't we notice that the little brother is very handsome? Although he can't see his face clearly, he has a good temperament. I'm wet."

The appearance of aliens is still acceptable to these people, because it can be explained by science, and aliens are human after all.

But the video of the mortician picking up the corpse caused a lot of sensation, because this cannot be explained by science at all.

China has thousands of years of history and countless myths and legends.

This video directly shattered everyone's three views. I used to only believe in science, but now I have to believe in theology.

Because, there is a video to prove it!

Daoist Qingyang also saw this video, and his expression was complicated, because he was sure that the tall and thin man whose face could not be seen clearly was Su Xun.

He didn't expect Su Xun to know the art of expelling corpses.

Are young people nowadays so evil?

Can you leave a way for these old people to survive!

Jiang Chen posted on Weibo again, saying that those corpses were the remains of veterans who died in battle, and the two corpse hunters should be sending them back to their hometowns.

The Internet exploded in an instant.

"Send corpses back home from thousands of miles away, and the corpse chasers are awesome. I can't match this kind of awareness, and I admire it."

"Do the most noble thing in the most low-key way, salute, this gift is given to the veterans who died in battle, and also to the two corpse hunters."

"There should be no reward for doing this kind of thing. I travel thousands of miles just to send the fallen leaves of the ancestors back to their roots. This is the spirit that my generation should learn from."

Netizens expressed their admiration for Su Xun and Fatty Mei. Of course, they also had brains and sarcasm. In the end, they were so angry that they canceled their accounts.

Su Xun slept until three o'clock in the afternoon.

When I came to the hall, I found that Fatty Mei was lying on the table and eating happily, his mouth was full of oil.

"Come on, I'm just getting up too, let's eat quickly."

Fatty Mei said to Su Xun without raising his head, and stretched out his hand to gnaw another chicken leg.

Those who didn't know about this picture of eating thought he had escaped from the famine.

Compared with him, Su Xun eats much more elegantly, and against the backdrop of Fatty Mei, Su Xun looks even more handsome.

Fatty Mei wiped the corners of his mouth after eating, looked to see if he didn't find Qin Zhu, and then asked curiously, "Brother, how does it feel to play tricks?"

"You'll know if you catch a ghost." Su Xun smiled, and could only say that only he knew the fun of it.

Fatty Mei sighed: "You think I haven't thought about it, now that the bride price for women is so high, I always want to catch a female ghost or banshee to be my wife. I don't want a bride price, a house, or a car, but I keep touching her." No way!"

The corner of Su Xun's mouth twitched, this guy is also a talent, his brain circuit is different from ordinary people.

"Then you still wanted to get rid of Qin Zhu when we met yesterday?" Su Xun asked.

Fatty Mei chuckled: "Isn't that because she's famous? If it weren't for you, I definitely wouldn't have that attitude."

Su Xun: "..."

"Brother, please ask for me, Miss Qin, does she have any ghost girlfriends?" Fatty Mei winked for a while, very obscene.

Su Xun shook his head and said, "Come on, follow me, I'll make you the head of the regiment, are you still afraid of lack of women?"

"Brother, don't make trouble, and you still seal my regiment leader, who do you think you are?" Fatty Mei didn't take this seriously at all.

Su Xun didn't explain and didn't bother to explain.

At eight o'clock in the evening, it was dark.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei are going on the road again.

Before leaving, Su Xun gave the boss a stack of money and a few coins.

Seeing Mingbi, the boss was happier than seeing real money, and smiled.

Because these ghost coins are not the ones on the market that look like they are burned to the dead, they represent evil virtues.

"Seniors, let's go~"

"Dingling~Dingling~Dingling~"

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid..."

"Clang~"

In the dark night, Su Xun and Fatty Mei stepped out of the inn gate with a row of corpses.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 197 The Wild Road in the Mountains Tomb Robber

Chasing corpses only takes the path, not the avenue.

Because they are afraid that the living will scare the dead, and they are also afraid that the dead will scare the living.

So along the way, try to avoid living people as much as possible, and take some remote roads.

After rushing for two nights in a row, Su Xun and Fatty Mei had already led the corpse out of the boundary of Xiangxi and officially entered Guizhou.

Tired after walking for half the night, Su Xun sat on a rock to rest, took out his mobile phone to look at the map, and said:

"You can enter Shu through Guizhou Province. The nearest city is Yicheng. When the time comes, just hand over these seniors to the Yicheng Military Division."

Fatty Mei sighed after hearing the words: "This journey is a bit difficult. After leaving Xiangxi, there is no corpse inn for us to rest."

The culture of expelling corpses is only prevalent in western Hunan, and exorcising corpses inns can only be found in western Hunan.

"Try to take the mountain road as much as you can, and find a cave or something to rest in the morning."

Su Xun replied, there is no other way to do this. Fortunately, Guizhou Province and Sichuan Province have high mountains and dense forests, and there should be many caves and the like.

"Master, try it."

Qin Zhu floated over, held a fruit in his hand and fed it to Su Xun's lips.

Su Xun took a bite, his mouth was full of saliva, and his lips and teeth were fragrant. The taste of this wild fruit in the mountains is comforting.

"Sister-in-law, what about me?"

Fatty Mei swallowed, and looked at Qin Zhu eagerly.

Qin Zhu casually tossed one over, and Fatty Mei lifted up the soul-inducing gong in his hand, ah, caught it, and then ate happily.

After eating the fruit, continue on the road.

The time limit for this mission is seven days, and it is already the third day, so let's send these seniors earlier.

"Dingling~Dingling~"

"Clang~"

Bells and gongs ring out in the mountains.

The whole way was deep in the mountains and old forests without meeting anyone. Fatty Mei was about to shout hoarse, so he didn't bother to shout.

In his words, shouting in the mountains is completely superfluous, and the voice is hoarse, what if you can't shout when you enter the village to find a way.

About three miles in front of them, several figures were digging a grave with shovels and other tools.

"Brother Hei, is there really a treasure in this grave? It doesn't look like the tomb of a rich family."

A young man with a mole on the corner of his mouth asked the middle-aged man beside him while digging.

The two remaining diggers also stopped their shovels and looked at the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man had dark skin and his face was as bumpy as a toad. Hearing this, he showed a confident smile: