Urban: I have a new identity every week

"Feudal superstition is already in the 21st century, do you still believe in it?" Jiang Chen sneered dismissively, staring at Su Xun and Mei Wenhua.

He was also a little curious about what these two people were doing strangely in this wilderness in the middle of the night.

After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone to record.

If these two people were really grave robbers, then he would take the video to report, and he would be able to hype up his popularity again.

"Dingling~Dingling~Dingling~"

The sound of bells is still wandering in the forest, and it has been heard for a long time.

Suddenly, Su Xun opened his eyes, as if a ray of light erupted, and whispered softly: "Listen to my order, get up!"

"Boom--"

As his voice fell, the ground seemed to tremble, and the sound sounded like a rolling stone falling.

There were cracks on the ground, and pairs of dry palms protruded from the ground. This scene made the scalp tingle.

Jiang Chen, who secretly hid and saw this scene, was startled, holding his phone blankly, his mind went blank.

"Ahhhh!"

The actress panicked and let out a piercing scream.

Both Su Xun and Mei Wenhua's expressions changed.

On the way to pick up the corpse, except for the mortician, all strangers must avoid, otherwise the yang energy disturbs the corpse and it is easy to cause the corpse to change.

"Roar!"

A strange roar shocked the mountains and forests, startling countless birds and beasts.

A corpse jumped in the direction of Jiang Chen and the actress.

Judging from the height and remaining traces, the corpse of the dead body should be a devil who fought with our country's soldiers here at that time.

"Ahhhh!"

This time Jiang Chen also screamed in fright, and sat down on the ground, his face was pale, and his crotch was instantly soaked with urine.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, Mei Wenhua jumped up, kicked the devil's corpse to the ground, and cursed angrily: "You idiot, you killed us Long people when you were alive, and you still want to kill us when you're dead, right?"

"Roar!" The devil's body struggled to stand up and rushed towards Mei Wenhua.

Su Xun stepped forward quickly, took out a piece of talisman paper, and recited a mantra: "Edict Yangyang, the sun rises in the east, I give a magic talisman, sweep away ominous, breathe out the fire of the mountains, the light of the talisman flying gate, raise the monster All over the world, every life, breaking the plague, eating diamonds with the year, subduing the demons and the dead, turning them into auspiciousness, the Supreme Old Monarch, my auspiciousness and auspiciousness are like laws, go!"

The talisman slipped out of his hand, flew out and landed on the devil's corpse, subduing it, and then the talisman ignited spontaneously, burning the whole body to ashes.

"call--"

Su Xun heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this is just a rookie who just turned into a dead body, otherwise it really wouldn't be able to be solved with a single talisman.

If it was a vintage zombie, maybe they would all have to confess here today.

The other corpses had come out of the soil, but fortunately, only that one had just turned into a dead body.

There were more than 20 corpses in total, ten of them belonged to our predecessors, and the other ten belonged to little devils.

"Burn those little devils." Su Xun said to Mei Wenhua, then walked towards Jiang Chen and the actress: "What are you doing here? What are you doing here at night?"

"Great...Master, I...we will leave right away, right away."

Jiang Chen stammered, grabbed the mobile phone on the ground, and ran away, not even caring about the actress with whom he had a crush.

It was too dark, and Su Xun was wearing a cloak and a hood, so he didn't recognize who Su Xun was.

"Brother Chen, wait for me."

The actress followed in a panic, losing her high heels and not having time to pick them up.

"A pair of wild mandarin ducks, that man may be so scared that he won't be able to lift them for the rest of his life."

Mei Wenhua had already used talisman paper to burn the corpses of the dozen or so little devils, walked over and winked and said something, it was very obscene.

"Do you still know about andrology?"

Su Xun replied casually, then walked back to the corpses, took out a stack of talisman papers that had been drawn earlier from his bag, and pasted them on the foreheads of each corpse.

Then he tried to shake the bell in his hand.

"Dingling~Dingling~"

The ten corpses seemed to come to life in an instant, standing in a row, the arms behind them resting on the shoulders in front.

"It's done, let's go."

Su Xun walked in front, holding the soul-calling banner in one hand and shaking the soul-absorbing bell in the other.

"Dingling~Dingling~"

Behind him was a row of corpses of the ancestors jumping stiffly to keep up. When he shook them, they jumped.

Mei Wenhua knocked on the soul-inducing gong, yelling: "The yin people go on the road, the yang people avoid it, if there is a collision, all disasters will happen, the yin people go on the road..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 192 Brother Chen, You Are Really Humorous

"Dingling~Dingling~Dingling~"

"Clang~"

"The yin people go on the road, and the yang people avoid it. If there is a collision, a hundred disasters will happen."

"Clang~"

The sound of bells, gongs, and shouts with a unique rhythm spread far and far in the silent mountain forest.

Under the moonlight, two men in green shirts and hoods walked ahead, one thin and the other fat, one holding a banner and ringing a bell, the other beating a gong to open the way.

Behind him, ten dark corpses jumped step by step with the sound of the bell, and their footsteps landed on the dead leaves with a rustling sound.

Next to it, a woman in a red dress appeared and disappeared, her feet were floating in the air, she had a proud figure and a beautiful appearance, her fair calves were like creamy fat, but her beauty was a bit bewitching.

If someone saw this weird scene, they would definitely be scared out of their wits.

The mortician does not light a lamp, but only takes advantage of the moonlight to drive, and only at night.

Because there are many people during the day and the sun is strong, it is easy to disturb the corpses. The living will collide with the dead, and the dead will also frighten the living. Therefore, the habit of driving corpses is formed only at night.

Su Xun had already found the origin of these ten corpses from the belongings left on them. They were all from the Sichuan army, but their specific addresses were not clear.

According to Su Xun's thinking, as long as he sends these ancestors back to Shu, it should be regarded as returning to their hometowns and returning to their roots.

After entering Shu, it is enough to send them to the local military camp or armed forces. Naturally, someone will arrange the funeral of these heroes.

In other words, he and Mei Wenhua had to walk all the way across the mountains and ridges, and they could only drive at night, bringing these corpses from Xiangxi to Shu.

To cross the entire Guizhou Province on the way, even with the Wind Control Talisman, which can increase the speed of these corpses, it would take several days at the fastest.

What's more, there is a local culture of driving corpses in western Hunan, so special roads have been built outside the village for them to walk. When people in the village hear the sound of gongs and bells, they will take the initiative to close their doors and tie their dogs.

But after leaving the boundary of Xiangxi, other provinces do not have the culture of expelling corpses. If you want to cross the road, you can pass through the village, and the villagers can't understand the meaning of the gongs and bells. That's the most troublesome.

Not only will the dogs not be tied down, maybe even people will come out to watch out of curiosity.

Therefore, this journey is destined to be restless.

………………

On the other side, Jiang Chen and the actress lost their way in a panic, and it took a lot of effort to finally return to the crew's camp.

Most of the crew is a group of young people, there are many mosquitoes in the field, and the sound of the generator is noisy, so they can't sleep at all.

When they saw Jiang Chen and the actress running out of the forest in a mess, they were all taken aback.

Both Jiang Chen and the actress had disheveled hair, their clothes were stained with a lot of mud and grass seeds, their trousers and skirts were all wet, the actress's high heels were long gone, and a pair of delicate little feet were covered with bloodstains.

Seeing this scene, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, no one spoke, and there was only one thought in their minds.

Fuck, did it go so hard?

Look at the wet marks on the pants and skirt, both of them have a lot of water (′?ω?`).

"There are... there are ghosts... no, there are... there are zombies, a lot of zombies."

Jiang Chen gasped and stammered.

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and felt that the joke was not funny at all, and it was even a little cold at night.

However, who made a joke about the popular fried chicken Jiang Chen?

Even if he pointed at a pile of shit and said it was funny, everyone had to laugh along with it.

So everyone laughed out loud.

"Brother Chen is really humorous. How come I didn't realize that apart from singing and acting, Brother Chen is also so humorous?"

"Yeah, it's so funny..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone is an actor, so it's not so awkward to laugh, at least their acting skills are better than Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen knew that these people didn't believe it, so he threw the phone over, and said anxiously, "Look for yourself, there are really zombies, I'm not afraid of this shit show, I'm leaving now... no, I'm leaving at dawn, breach of contract I will pay all the money."

In the past, I used to make movies with my looks.

Now there is a danger of taking your life to make a film, so hurry up and get out of the way.

"I... I won't be filming anymore, I won't be filming anymore." The actress also said tremblingly, her pretty face was pale, obviously she hadn't recovered yet.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, because the performance of these two people did not seem to be cheating, after all, they all said that the film would not be filmed.

Then they clicked on the video on Jiang Chen's phone with a dubious attitude.

A few minutes later, a group of people stood there with pale faces. Originally, they thought this mountain forest was eerily quiet.

But after watching this video, they now feel that there are people watching them everywhere in this mountain forest, which is even more terrifying.

"I... I won't take pictures anymore, I won't wait for dawn, I... I will leave now."

A group performer threw his phone to Jiang Chen, didn't even take his luggage, just took out his phone and turned on the flashlight and slipped away.

"Wait for me, I won't shoot anymore."

"No more shots..."

A group of people followed one after another. After all, things like zombies came out. They would rather take the risk of walking at night than stay in the forest any longer.

The law in horror movies tells them that to stay still is to wait for death.

Jiang Chen originally didn't dare to walk at night, thinking that there were too many people here, he didn't leave until dawn.

But now that everyone was gone, he didn't dare to stay any longer, and immediately followed with a limp.

On the way, he uploaded this video on the Internet.

And with the text: "It's not that I broke the contract on purpose, I'm really scared. It turns out that there are really zombies in the world, and there are really corpse exorcists in Xiangxi."

As we all know, the brains and residual fans of the little fresh meat stay up most of the night to follow the idol's dynamics at any time.

So just after he posted his Weibo, many people replied in the comment section.

"What is this, is it a promotional video for my brother's new play?"

This is obviously a reply not only without watching the video but also without reading the title.

"Fuck, I'm scared to death, there are really zombies!"

"That corpse chaser is so handsome, but he can't see his face clearly, and that fat man is quite brave."

"Forward and forward, I will never dare to go home at two or three o'clock in the morning."

"As a native of Xiangxi, it was only today that I believed for the first time that corpse exorcisers really exist."

"What's going on in the past few days, first the aliens, then the mortician, the three views I have spent 20 years building are being impacted to pieces."

The video began to spread wildly, more and more people watched it, and the popularity remained high in the early morning.

In the vast mountain, the director who had already slept got up to pee, only to find that all the tents were empty and no one was there.