Urban: I have a new identity every week

The corners of Su Xun's mouth raised into a smile, which was a bit cold.

"Master, you laugh so terribly." Qin Zhu looked at Su Xun and said.

Only then did Su Xun come to his senses, with a gentle smile on his face: "Is there?"

"Just now." Xiaobai nodded timidly.

Su Xun pinched her smooth face: "You have done a great job this time, the master will give you whatever you want."

"Fried chicken, okay?" Xiaobai weakly made a request, almost drooling.

Su Xun's crotch was cold, and he looked at Xiaobai with a strange expression: "Well, remember in the future, let's not talk about chicken, civilized you and me."

noob:"???"

Qin Zhu couldn't laugh or cry, the conversation between the two was not on the same channel at all.

After a while, An Zijin, Liao Yu, and Yan Yurou got up.

After seeing Xiaobai in human form, they were all shocked, because Xiaobai was so perfect that they felt ashamed.

Whether it is the face or the figure, they seem to have been carefully carved out, especially the charming eyes, which make people involuntarily indulge in it.

"Honey, she... who is she?" An Zijin looked at Su Xun and asked.

Su Xun said, "Do you believe me when I say she is Xiaobai?"

The three women breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.

"So it's a vixen, no wonder it's so pretty."

"That's right, to scare me, I said how could there be such a beautiful woman."

"It's the first time that I feel inferior in body. Fortunately, it's a good thing that she is not human."

Su Xun: "???"

Ladies, isn't your focus a little bit peculiar?

"Aren't you surprised?" Su Xun asked.

An Zijin rolled her eyes: "There are all female ghosts, so there's nothing unusual about fox spirits."

"That's right, have you seen the video of the mortician killing the fish demon? I'm not surprised that the Jade Emperor suddenly descended to earth."

Su Xun was speechless, well, these are all things I made up.

...............

at the same time.

After Fatty Mei went down the mountain, he decided to find a young lady to soothe his wounded heart.

But like many ordinary people, he has the lust but not the lust.

He didn't dare to go into the massage shop on the street.

In the end he chose a safer way and got a room in a hotel.

After checking in, he called the front desk from the landline on the bedside table.

"Hi, may I help you with anything?"

The crisp voice of the young lady at the front desk made his heart flutter.

Fatty Mei said, "That... I need a massage, you know... you understand?"

"Okay, I see. Do you have any requirements for candidates?" The lady at the front desk asked calmly, receiving countless calls like this one day.

Fatty Mei remembered the little movies he had watched, and said dryly, "If you want a uniform, any uniform will do."

"Okay, we will arrange it for you as soon as possible, please wait a moment."

After the phone call, he waited excitedly and anxiously, after all, this was the first time he did such a thing.

He lay down on the ground and did several push-ups, preparing to do a big job in a while.

After all, it costs money, so if you don't work for a while, isn't it worthwhile?

After doing two push-ups, he started searching on his phone again.

It's the first time I'm looking for a young lady, how can I make myself look like a regular prostitute.

Soon many sand sculpture netizens replied.

"Simple, you must be frivolous, and pretend that you often do this kind of thing."

"Just get started. The women in this industry are all experienced drivers. If you are timid, they will be able to tell at a glance that you are the first time."

"Brother, show me the way. Where are you? I want to be happy too."

"Dong dong dong..."

When the knock on the door sounded, Fatty Mei was startled, then he took a deep breath to calm himself down, and got up to open the door.

After the door opened, there was a policewoman in police uniform standing outside.

Fatty Mei's eyes lit up, recalling the ideas of those netizens, a frivolous expression appeared on his face: "Oh, the police uniform, it really looks like that, not bad, brother likes it."

"It's not the first time I've done something like this." The policewoman said coldly.

Fatty Mei sneered, and supported the door frame with one hand: "It must be dripped, that's enough, come in, let me inspect the goods first."

After the voice fell, according to the procedure taught by the netizens, I reached out to touch the other party's chin.

The female policeman took out the handcuffs and directly handcuffed him, with a look of disgust in her eyes: "After so many years of anti-pornography, this is the first time I have met someone as arrogant as you."

"Hey, I have all the tools with me. This is for role-playing." Fatty Mei didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at this time.

Until a male policeman walked up to the female policeman: "Captain Li, we've finished the investigation and arrested three whores."

"Close the team!" The policewoman said coldly.

Fatty Mei was dumbfounded and stupefied, and only then did he realize that the real policemen here were not subdued and tempted.

"Sister, I'm wronged, sister, I've never gone whoring, it's my first time, I haven't had time to start yet."

"It's useless to quibble now. Did you just admit that you often do this? Also, even if you haven't had time to whore, but you just messed with me, disrupted law enforcement, and despised public officials, you should go back with us." Under investigation."

Fatty Mei wanted to cry but had no tears. In his heart, ten thousand muddy horses were galloping past, and his whole body was about to collapse.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 222 Fatty Mei's Knowledge Blind Spot

Su Xun received a call from the anti-pornography brigade of the police station.

It was said that Fatty Mei recruited, attempted whoring, and despised government officials, but in view of his good attitude in admitting his mistakes at the police station, it was decided not to be detained this time, and Su Xun was asked to pay the fine.

Fortunately, it was an attempt, otherwise it would not be as simple as paying a fine, and would definitely have to be detained.

Su Xun came outside the police station by car. He was also a person with a reputation, but he really didn't have the guts to be the leader of the Anti-Pornography Brigade.

So let the big guy get out of the car to pay the fine and get Fatty Mei out.

"Brother, I've shamed you, I have no face to face the elders of Yuliang Mountain."

Walking to the side of the car, Fatty Mei looked embarrassed and ashamed, feeling ashamed.

Impulse is the devil.

The key is that if you are impulsive and you are caught before you succeed, you will lose a lot.

"Hehe, you're really promising, go whoring, go whoring, you haven't tried, tsk tsk tsk, you still play tricks on other people's policewomen, and you still ride horses to subdue temptation. Brother Mei, why are you so courageous?"

Su Xun opened the car window, put one hand on the window, and looked at him with a smile on his face.

Fatty Mei wanted to die when he mentioned this matter. He didn't think that the woman was a policeman at the time, and he felt that the money was well spent, and now the quality of the products sold is so high.

"It's nice to stand there, get on here." Su Xun said angrily, and closed the car window.

Fatty Mei swallowed, got into the car nervously, and closed the door.

"Come on, tell me, where did you come from, a cowardly woman, a police officer, you're so cowardly, you'll be hungry and eat whatever you want."

After getting in the car, Su Xun was still hurting Fatty Mei.

After all, whoring is not a big deal, but you have to pay the fine and collect the fine if you got caught while stepping on a horse, that would be unforgivable.

The corners of Fatty Mei's mouth twitched: "Brother, I believed the nonsense of those netizens."

"They let you eat shit, why don't you go?" Su Xun asked angrily.

Fatty Mei blinked his mung bean eyes: "They didn't let me eat shit either."

Su Xun: "..."

What you said is so reasonable, it actually left me speechless.

"Do you think you are stupid or stupid?" Su Xun looked at Fatty Mei seriously, he was really curious about the answer to this question.

"No." Fatty Mei defended himself solemnly: "Brother, the main reason is that I am not familiar with this field, prostitution and prostitution have involved my blind spots in knowledge, otherwise I would not have believed the words of those sand sculpture netizens. "

"It's because of the blind spots in your knowledge that your teacher didn't teach you when you were in school." Su Xun smiled.

Fatty Mei shook his head: "I definitely can't blame the teacher. I dropped out of junior high school. Maybe this is the content of the textbooks that are only involved in high school. It just so happens that I haven't been to high school, so I haven't been able to absorb this part of knowledge. Why don't I say too much?" Reading is good."

"Pfft-"

The big man who was driving couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

The corners of Su Xun's mouth twitched non-stop.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Fatty Mei asked with concern.

Su Xun stared: "Toothache."

"Eat less sugar..." Before Fatty Mei finished speaking, he noticed Su Xun's livid face, and quickly swallowed back the words with interest.

Half an hour later, I returned to Yuliangshan Manor.

"Brother, didn't you tell my sister-in-law about my prostitution attempt, did you?"

Before entering the villa, Fatty Mei grabbed Su Xun's clothes and looked at him nervously.

Su Xun opened his hand: "Don't worry, I have a measure, of course I didn't say anything."

"Huh~ That's good." Fatty Mei heaved a sigh of relief, and then strode into the living room of the villa.

As soon as he entered, the five women who were applying pesticides looked up at him almost at the same time.

"Hey, the fat man is back, and he still dares to rape a woman. The policeman is quite capable."

"Is that policewoman good-looking? The baby granary is half the size of Yurou's."

"Excellent, even the law enforcement officers dare to talk nonsense, the fat man is not ordinary."

The expression on Fatty Mei's face froze instantly, he turned his head to stare at Su Xun suddenly, and said anxiously, "Brother, didn't you say that you didn't tell them about my attempted prostitution!"

You liar, you cheated on my feelings

situation.

Fatty Mei felt extremely wronged.

"I didn't say anything, I just told them about you being a policewoman." Su Xun shrugged his shoulders and said lightly, "But now you have said it yourself."

Fatty Mei froze and froze in place.

"You still go whoring, forget it, it's good, it's better than you going on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes."

"Attempted, tsk tsk, aren't you at a loss?"

"Fatty Mei, I didn't expect you, an honest person with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to do such a thing."

"Is the girl you're looking for called Jing Jing? Old friend, why don't you say you want Jing Jing when you leave, and let us not ask who Jing Jing is."

Hearing the teasing and joking words of the women Yingying Yanyan, Fatty Mei was ashamed, wishing to dig a hole and buy himself.

He wants to cry but has no tears, and his mother sells it, so why did he cheat himself.

With his face, he shouldn't feel embarrassed.

Mainly this is the first time he has done this kind of thing, he has no experience and was arrested, so he is very embarrassed.