Urban: I have a new identity every week

Su Xun narrowed his eyes slightly, no wonder there was both a monster and a ghost in this woman.

It turned out to be a ghost.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 244 Dawei Tianlong...

Ghost.

Legend has it that the soul of a person who is eaten by a tiger will be bound by the tiger and become a ghost, who will specially deceive other people for the tiger to eat for the tiger.

Of course, not just any tiger has this ability, only a tiger demon born with intelligence can raise a ghost.

Because they were eaten by tigers, the ghosts were psychologically distorted, and they wanted to cause more people to suffer the same fate as themselves, so they often actively cooperate with tigers to deceive people to eat them.

So there is another idiom called "serving a tiger as a minion".

There was still blood on the tiger's mouth, obviously not long after eating a person.

Think again about the BMW on the side of the road. One can imagine that the owner of that BMW must have entered the belly of a tiger.

This dog deserves to be punished!

"Roar."

After hearing what the woman said, the tiger demon roared at Su Xun and Fatty Mei, with murderous intent in his eyes.

It was obvious that this tiger demon couldn't even get on the stage, because let alone transforming into form, it hadn't even refined its transverse bones, so it couldn't speak human words.

Fatty Mei was amazed for a while, looked at the mistress ghost and said, "No wonder you can't look at me, it turns out that he enjoys the service of tigers and whips day and night."

"You..." The mistress ghost turned pale with anger, she had never been scolded by the tiger.

Then she suddenly thought of something, why are these two guys not afraid at all?

Fatty Mei, who is so good as a teacher, answered the question for her, and said with a slap in the face: "Because we already knew that you are evil, how about it, are you surprised or surprised?"

The mistress ghost wanted to vomit blood, and after a long time, these two guys were deliberately playing with themselves just now.

"So what if you know? Knowing that you are not going to die, you will not be opponents of tigers!" The woman roared hysterically with red eyes.

Tiger, this is another name for tiger.

Su Xun smiled coldly, and shouted angrily: "Bold monster, I can tell at a glance that you are not human, Dawei Tianlong, Shizang Ksitigarbha..."

"Buddhism!" The mistress ghost's complexion changed drastically, she didn't expect the little boy who said so little to be an eminent monk.

Then, in the next second, a piece of talisman flew towards her from Su Xun's hand.

"what!"

The female ghost was hit by the talisman, and flames burned on her body. The pain was so painful that she kept rolling in the fire.

In any case, she never thought that the little boy was chanting Buddhist incantations, and suddenly threw out a Daoist incantation, which made her hard to guard against.

Su Xun clapped his hands and smiled calmly: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, of course the routine is the most important."

"Ah, tiger save me, tiger save me."

The female mistress wailed heart-piercingly and begged for help from the tiger demon.

The dragon soars the cloud, the tiger follows the wind.

The tiger demon opened its mouth wide, and spit out a mouthful of demonic wind, trying to blow out the fire.

however……

boom!

The fire was blown even bigger.

"Ahhhh!!!"

The ghost let out a shriek, and was burned to ashes, blowing away in the wind.

She couldn't even say the last sentence, "Mom sells and criticizes." She died too badly.

Su Xun: "..."

Fatty Mei: "..."

This tiger demon seems to have a bad brain.

"Roar!"

Having lost its most powerful ghost, the tiger demon roared angrily, and vented its anger on Su Xun and Fatty Mei.

"Damn it, you obviously killed her yourself, how can you blame us!"

Fatty Mei felt that he was really wronged.

Su Xun also couldn't bear such wronged, he had to let whoever wronged him get beaten.

So in the next second, before the tiger demon moved its legs, he was already ready to make a move.

"Get out of the way, let me come!"

Fatty Mei roared, and rushed towards the tiger demon aggressively ahead of Su Xun.

In ancient times, there was Wu Song fighting the tiger, and now there is Mei Wenhua subduing the tiger.

"Bang!"

In the next second, he was slapped back by Huya.

"Forget it, you should do it." Fatty Mei grinned in pain, got up from the ground, and said to Su Xun.

"A funny guy."

Su Xun uttered two words, jumped up, and went straight to the tiger demon.

Tigers are nothing more than pouncing, sweeping, tearing, and biting.

An ordinary person would certainly not be able to avoid the tiger's attack, but at Su Xun's speed, these were not problems.

"Roar!"

The tiger jumped up and wanted to bite Su Xun.

Su Xun kicked the tiger's throat.

"Bang!"

The tiger hit the ground hard, tumbling in a circle before standing up, and then pounced on it again, sweeping with its front foot.

Su Xun slid down and slid directly under the tiger, grabbed the tiger's tail with his backhand and slammed it hard.

"Bang!"

The tiger soaring in the air landed again.

The tiger stood up from the ground, shook the ashes off his body, glanced at Su Xun vigilantly, backed away slowly, and then jumped up and was about to jump into the forest, wanting to have a good time.

After all, it is a monster that has been born with spiritual wisdom, not those beasts that are full of meat and want to retreat when they know they are invincible.

"If you want to run, have you asked Fatty me?"

At this moment, Fatty Mei snarled, and a piece of five emperors' money broke through the air, and a burst of golden light hit the tiger demon's head.

Five emperors' money has the effect of warding off evil spirits and shaking demons.

"Bang!"

The tiger jumped up and hit the ground again.

Before he could stand up this time, Su Xun had already stomped on its head fiercely.

"Crack-"

Accompanied by a crisp sound, a gust of blood gushed out, making Su Xun smug, and the tiger demon died.

"It's ridiculous that a little demon who has just been enlightened dares to come out to harm people."

Fatty Mei said something with a face full of disdain.

Su Xun chuckled: "Then how did someone get sent flying with a slap just now?"

"You know what a fart, I gave you a chance to show off, do you understand?" Fatty Mei stuck his neck like a dead duck with a stubborn mouth.

Su Xun took out a handkerchief and slowly wiped the blood off his face, then said casually, "Tiger penis is a good thing, deal with it and save it for dinner at night."

"Do you need to say it?" Fatty Mei rolled his eyes and took out the dagger behind him.

Ten minutes later, the body of the tiger demon whose chicken was removed was left on the side of the road, waiting for someone with a predestined relationship.

After all, they couldn't take such a big tiger carcass away.

Fortunately, there is no surveillance around here, or someone might have to report them for killing wild animals.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei returned to the car with the tiger whip.

"Just now we checked on the Internet. There have been two missing persons on this road. You can see."

As soon as he got in the car, Qin Zhu handed the phone to Su Xun.

Su Xun saw that one of the missing persons was the woman just now?

"It's been resolved. The tiger demon is causing trouble. I put the tiger penis in the trunk. I'll add dinner tonight." Fatty Mei said.

Qin Zhu suddenly realized and nodded: "It's no wonder that the woman just now has both evil and yin aura on her body, so she is a ghost."

"Is the tiger penis delicious?" Xiaobai asked weakly.

Su Xun thought for a while and said, "It's not a question of whether it's delicious or not, it's the kind...well, the kind that's useful, understand?"

Xiaobai shook his head blankly.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 245 The gas station that is not on the navigation

Su Xun washed his face with mineral water, and the luxury off-road vehicle set off again.

At this time, the sky is not completely dark, so they are going to drive for a while.

Car music blows in the wind.

"I once dreamed of walking the world with a sword and seeing the prosperity of the world..."

Xu Wei's songs are what Su Xun likes to listen to the most when he is driving, especially the feeling of flying and relaxation.

Under the darkness of night, on the winding national road, a big black G was driving at a speed of sixty yards per hour with its lights on. Mixed singing of men and women could be heard from the car, as well as pigs meowing.

The pig's cry is naturally Fatty Mei's, and to say that he sings like a pig's cry is flattering him, and insulting the pig by the way.

An hour later, it was already dark, and a few scattered stars twinkled in the night sky.

"There seems to be a gas station in front, stop the car there and refuel, and rest there tonight."

Su Xun opened the car window to blow the air, and saw the outline of a gas station in the darkness ahead, so he said to Fatty Mei.

Fatty Mei frowned when he heard that, glanced at the navigation and said, "Gas station? My map doesn't show a gas station ahead. The next gas station shown is 10 kilometers away from us."

"The national road is relatively remote, maybe the navigation has not been updated in time, or is this a small private gas station that has just opened?" Qin Zhu said without looking up while playing with his phone.

Fatty Mei frowned, and said in a strange way: "Yo, you know a lot."

"Nonsense, Miss Ben was a genuine college student before she was alive. Do you think I am illiterate like you?" Qin Zhu retorted, this is all the experience of fighting with Yan Yurou for a long time.

Fatty Mei smiled: "Little girl, this level of education does not mean life experience. Fatty, my life experience may be much richer."

"Yo yo yo, what does it feel like for an old man in his 20s who hasn't even touched a woman's breasts, yet still talks to me about his life experience?" Qin Zhu teased and joked.

Fatty Mei's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "I tell you, don't attack personally, believe it or not, I took advantage of Su Xun to fall asleep, and an exorcism spell killed you."

Clearly, he's been poked where it hurts.

He wanted to end his virginity by whoring, but was taken away by the police sister. This is his eternal pain point.

"Then I'll kill you, drive hard, the sight is not good at night." Su Xun said.