Urban: I have a new identity every week

Fatty Mei asked: "Look at the old man, this boat doesn't look like it's specially designed to carry passengers. Could it be that it's for living in the water?"

He asked this because he saw a special fishing net and a bamboo pole with a hook on the boat.

He already had a guess in his mind.

"Almost, it is indeed planing food in the water." The boatman replied.

Fatty Mei said casually: "Then we can be regarded as half colleagues."

The boatman glanced at him when he heard this.

"You pick up the corpse, we chase the corpse, can't this be regarded as half of the same company?" Fatty Mei pointed out the identity of the boatman with a smile on his face.

Corpse man.

Special boats were set up to salvage the bodies in the water.

The boatman laughed: "It's good eyesight."

The fog on the river was getting heavier, and because of the night, the people on the boat could no longer see the shore clearly.

There seemed to be ghosts in the dense fog.

The few people on board were very calm.

"Roar!"

Suddenly, a dripping corpse came from the thick fog, with a strong fishy smell coming from its mouth.

Before Su Xun and Fatty Mei could make a move, the oar in the boatman's hand was thrown out.

"Bang!"

The dripping corpse was thrown into the water.

Immediately afterwards, the boatman grabbed the fishing net at his feet and cast it down.

A faint golden light emitted from the surface of the fishing net enveloped the corpse just now.

The fruit was caught in the net, struggling and roaring non-stop, but couldn't break free at all.

The boatman collected the net calmly, as if he was fishing, he hung the net on the stern of the boat, and then continued to sail.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei looked at each other, and they both felt that the old man was too aggressive, a typical old man pretending to be a criminal.

Catching ghosts is as understatement as catching fish, without changing face, what is force, this is force!

Life is endless, pretending to be endless.

Su Xun suddenly thought of something, an inexplicable color flashed in his eyes, and he said calmly: "Looking at the proficiency of the old man, he usually does a lot of business."

The boatman didn't speak, it was a tacit agreement.

Seeing this, Su Xun smiled, and didn't say anything, just smiled meaningfully.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 209 Humans and Ghosts Are Traitors Huang Youde

A few minutes later, the wooden boat docked.

Su Xun shook the soul-destroying bell and directed the nine corpses to disembark first.

Then he took out 100 yuan from his wallet and handed it to the boatman: "Old man, the boat fee."

Fatty Mei, Xiao Bai, Qin Zhu, including the boatman, and even the water ghost wrapped in the fishing net at the boatman's stern were all stunned.

After all, it was previously agreed that one living person would pay 1000 yuan, and two people would pay 2000 yuan.

Su Xun only gave 100 yuan, what does that mean.

"Young man, if you cross the river, you will be confident, right? One thousand per person is my rule, and it cannot be broken."

The boatman glanced at Su Xun, but did not go to take his money, his voice was hoarse, revealing a bit of coldness.

Su Xun chuckled lightly, with mockery in his eyes: "Old Clapper, you're still playing with me, you take me for a fool, you team up with that water ghost to kill customers, don't you think I can't see it?" .”

As soon as he finished speaking, Fatty Mei and Qin Zhu showed disbelief.

"Young man, if you don't want to pay the fare, just say it, why bother to insult my innocence?" The boatman said coldly, with an appearance of being insulted by his dignity.

"Okay, I'll let you die more willingly." Su Xun nodded, and said slowly: "I asked you on the boat if you are so proficient, do you often do business, you didn't say a word and acquiesced."

"Where do you catch so many water ghosts every day in modern society? Do you think this is the production base of water ghosts?"

Fatty Mei woke up suddenly, his face changed, and he looked at the old man with unfriendly eyes.

I don't care about giving money, but being slaughtered as a fool is not enough.

"Boy, I don't understand what you're saying, but the boat fare is one thousand per person, don't force me..."

Before the old man finished speaking, a pitch-black pistol was placed on his head, and his body froze instantly.

Su Xun held the gun and looked at him with a smile: "How about forcing you? Tell me, keep talking."

"Little brother, misunderstandings are just misunderstandings. Don't lose your temper. Let's talk slowly if you have anything to say. This time, I don't have eyes for old things. I don't want the boat fee. It's fine."

Under the threat of gunpoint, the old-fashioned perpetrator who was originally a bit of a cold image suddenly revealed his true colors. This picture of cowardly virtue is simply the old version of Fatty Mei.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he sloppily admitted that he had colluded with the water ghost to blackmail the boat fare.

"Oh shit, old man, I didn't expect you to play such dirty tricks. The routine is quite deep. This water ghost is also raised by you."

Fatty Mei didn't get angry, that's 1000 yuan, how much steamed buns and pickles can he eat?

The old man had a flattering smile on his face: "I'm just kidding, I just earn a little money to support my family."

"Snapped!"

Fatty Mei slapped him on the head: "Ma De, I praised you a few times, you are quite proud, right?"

"Account for yourself." Su Xun pushed his forehead with the muzzle of a gun.

Inspired by the justice at gunpoint, the old man said with a wry smile: "You two little brothers, I can't do anything about it. Now people from the fire brigade are salvaging corpses, and there are fewer and fewer water ghosts. I'm even unemployed. I'm helpless." This is why I made this bad move..."

According to the old man's confession, his name is Huang Youde, he is 53 this year, and his family's ancestors have been corpse hunters for generations.

Since it is now the job of the fire brigade to salvage corpses, he has successfully lost his job.

By chance, he caught a water ghost, and then raised the water ghost. One person and one ghost worked together to slaughter people on a boat in Wujiang.

Every time the boat was in the middle of the river, the water ghost would come out to scare people, and then Huang Youde subdued it easily, showing his superb strength.

In this way, no matter how much the fare he wants, the passengers on the ship will not bargain with him after seeing how powerful he is.

On the contrary, they will regard him as a life-saving benefactor and give him more boat fare.

Relying on this job, he ran from morning to night to slaughter people on the river, bought a house in a year, and often had spare money to help those women who spent eight hundred dollars a night.

"Tsk tsk tsk, yes, you're quite business-minded."

Su Xun said with a smile on his face.

Huang Youde licked his face and smiled obsequiously: "No matter how cunning I am, I still won't be spotted by your piercing eyes, little brother? That... Can you put down the gun first? I'm quite afraid."

"With your virtue, you can still pretend to be the master just now. You have practiced a lot." Su Xun asked casually, but the gun still did not move away.

Huang Youde said modestly: "Where there is, the main thing is that practice makes perfect, and practice makes perfect."

"Snapped!"

Fatty Mei slapped him on the head again: "You are proud again, my elder brother praises you, you are very proud."

"No, no, no, I have fully realized my mistake, and I swear that I will never do such unscrupulous things again." After Huang Youde finished speaking, he was about to raise his hand to swear.

Su Xun and Fatty Mei didn't stop them, they just watched with cold eyes.

Seeing this, Huang Youde sneered, and put down his raised hand again: "Well, I'm going out to read the calendar today, it's not appropriate to swear today."

People from the Taoist sect believe in such things as swearing, and vows must not be made indiscriminately.

"1000 yuan." Fatty Mei said.

Huang Youde's eyes widened when he heard the words, he looked at Su Xun again, rubbed his hands together and said, "This is not very good, I'm so sorry, just like this little brother said, 100 yuan, just give me 100 yuan is enough .”

"You want to eat ass." Fatty Mei glared at him, and stretched out his hand: "I mean you gave us 1000 yuan, your water ghost is so ugly and scared us, do you understand the mental damage fee? One thousand per person."

The corners of Huang Youde's mouth twitched, "Mother's criticism, you two exorcisers who traveled across mountains and mountains at night, can you be scared by a water ghost?"

Blackmail, Chiguoguo's blackmail!

But people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Not to mention that Fatty Mei wanted mental damage fees, even if he wanted abortion fees, he had to obediently pay them.

Huang Youde gave Fatty Mei 2000 yuan with heartache, come on, Cuihua, I can't patronize your business tonight.

Fatty Mei took the money, took out a hundred and threw it to him: "Don't say we bully people, I'll give you the boat fare that should be paid to you, take it."

In Huang Youde's mind, [-] mud horses galloped past, extorting money from me to pay for my boat fare, and I have to thank you all.

"Stop doing such crooked things in the future, otherwise I will teach you to be a man next time."

Su Xun gave him a warning, put away his gun, shook the bell and continued on his way with the corpse.

"Hey, yes, yes, what the little brother taught me is that I've spent a lot of my life living on dogs, and today I've certainly come to my senses."

Huang Youde nodded and bowed for a while, until the sound of the bell got farther and farther away, he raised his head and cursed: "Fuck! You two bastards!"

After cursing, he released the water ghost from the fishing net at the stern of the boat.

"Old Huang, what are we going to do?" The water ghost brushed his messy hair like water plants.

Huang Youde sighed: "I was wrong today, and it's right to fall. I thought of a new way to make money. I don't believe in this business, and I can still meet those two bastards just now."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 210 Xiaobai Was Coveted

"Fatty Mei, do you think that old man looks familiar just now?"

Qin Zhu asked Fatty Mei.

Fatty Mei was taken aback: "Is there?"

"Of course there is." Qin Zhu rolled his eyes: "Don't you think that's the old version of you? It's the same shameless."

"Sister-in-law, you are just talking nonsense. You can insult me, but you can't insult my dignity!" Fatty Mei said in a strong voice, and then changed the subject: "Of course, if you give money, this matter It's also negotiable."

"Well, when I saw him, I thought I saw you when you were old." Qin Zhu said.

Fatty Mei corrected a sentence: "Sister-in-law, he is not as handsome as I am. I, Mei Wenhua, am also a respectable person in our Meijia Village."

"He has a head and a face, but he has no neck." Xiao Bai in Qin Zhu's arms mercilessly made amends.

Fatty Mei was at a loss for words, because he was indeed too fat to see his neck.

At 05:30 in the morning, the group found a cave and prepared to rest here before continuing on the road at night.

Two pheasants were hunted on the mountain, plucked and cleaned, pierced with sticks, and roasted on the fire.

"It smells so good." Xiao Bai squatted aside, almost drooling.

Fatty Mei chuckled, "Fox meat is more delicious."

"Hateful!" Xiaobai gritted his teeth and spit out two words, thinking that this big fat man is really annoying???.

The two of them, a ghost and a demon, were roasting pheasants in front of the cave, and the sky outside had already dawned before they knew it.

"Why don't you go shopping in the city at the foot of the mountain later and buy some seasonings by the way. The pheasant is very fragrant, but it just tastes bad."

Fatty Mei gnawed on a pheasant leg and said vaguely.

"Just put the corpse in the cave?" Su Xun asked.

Fatty Mei rolled his eyes: "I'm afraid that someone will come to steal the corpse, that's too hard to think about."

"Okay, let's go shopping after eating. I haven't been to the city for a long time." Su Xun nodded and agreed, and Qin Zhu and Xiao Bai cheered.

For the past few days, they have been shuttling in the deep mountains and old forests, far away from the city, no matter how beautiful the scenery on the mountains is, it will be an annoying day.