I want to kill a god before I die

"OK, nice!"

"Second brother, can you still speak bird language?" One egg exclaimed.

"Of course."

Gu Erdan answered in a timely manner: "Second brother's former master was a great teacher of the people. He was by his side, read 26 alphabets at night, and now he can recite them backwards. When you are free, learn from your second brother. , don't just think about fighting and killing all day long, you have no future."

"Brother is right." One Dandan said seriously.

"Brother is absurd."

Although Gilga's tone was modest and his face was normal, his tail was wagging extremely cheerfully, and visually, his heart was overwhelmed.

"Okay, time to do the right thing."

Gu Erdan and the two cats sat up from the ground and knocked on the door of the beautiful short cat's house again.

knock knock knock.

Biu!

The beautiful short cat turned off the remote control of the TV, and looked at the pastoral cat in the room.

Unexpectedly, the Tianyuan cat shook its head like a rattle, indicating that it was not ready.

"This kind of humble thing can only be done by me." The beautiful short cat sighed and ran to open the door helplessly.

But when he thought about the pastoral cat who had memorized his lines all afternoon, he felt relieved.

For things like endorsement, it's better for those who are able to do more work.

He opened the door for the second time, and in front of him were three distressed cats.

"Excuse me, is your master back?" Gu Erdan asked.

"I'm back." The beautiful short cat nodded.

"Then can you inform me?"

"she fell asleep"

"Are you asleep?"

Gu Erdan glanced out the window, although it was already dark, it was also affected by dark clouds.Calculating the actual time, it is about 04:30 in the afternoon.

"Well, I'm asleep." The beautiful short cat said without changing his expression.

Gu Erdan said sternly: "Since this is the case, don't bother me for now. We are waiting here. If your master wakes up, please inform us."

"Ok."

The beautiful short cat shut the door with a slap, and the three people outside the house trembled.

One egg was furious, and said to Gilga egg: "Why is this cat so arrogant! We are the leader of the cat clan in the west of the city. We came to visit us with a good voice, but we were turned away twice! I just read, The terrain outside here is not complicated, watch me climb the wall and grab it out, I'll see if it's still asleep!"

"Third brother can't!"

"Don't be impulsive!"

The two cats dissuaded them together, and then suppressed the irritable egg, and waited outside the door together.

After completing the task, the beautiful short cat breathed a sigh of relief and lay down on the sofa to watch TV.

The three cats outside are more talkative than expected, and the stupid Tianyuan cat can be rescued again.

Now that Cheng Hai has not come back, Xu Qiufan has a phobia of cats, so he can only tease Chen Wanshi first to make up the number.

The meowing of laughter came from the side, and Xu Qiufan found that the beautiful short cat was staring at him.He glanced at the TV, and there happened to be a cat girl with extra-human attributes on it, and he said angrily, "Whatever you watch, I won't change."

"You can try harder meow."

The beautiful short cat recalled his charming appearance just now.

Seeing what he was thinking, Xu Qiufan twitched his eyes and said in disgust: "Go, go, I'm not interested in cats now, let alone male cats."

Looking at the one person and one cat communicating without barriers, Chen Wanshi suddenly felt that she was a different kind.

At this moment, the door of the bedroom was pushed open, and the garden cat came out from inside.

Seeing this, the beautiful short cat was about to open the gate, but was stopped by the pastoral cat: "Don't worry, just whet their appetite."

"Ah?" The beautiful short cat scratched its head and looked at her puzzled.

Tian Yuanmao was thoughtful, and said: "The harder it is to get, the most meaningful to them. This is what I just learned from reading."

What was the name of the story that Cheng Hai asked to read before?

Three hired donkeys?

Yes, how can the door be opened without knocking for the third time?

Xu Qiufan laughed out loud, but he still didn't make a sound to remind him.

So, for such an inexplicable reason, the poor people outside waited for another hour and a half.

"Brother, I'm hungry."

An egg finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Brother, me too"

"We are actually me too"

Gu Erdan was about to speak, but his expression also collapsed, and he said helplessly: "Be patient, no matter what, we must maintain a good first impression."

He's hungry too

"No, I can't bear it anymore!"

An egg angrily knocked on the door.

"Hey! Open the door for me!"

"I'm coming!"

The beautiful short cat opened the door with a bit of cat food wrapped around its whiskers, "I forgot that you are still here, do you want to eat?"

"you"

Just as Yizidan was about to yell, he immediately changed his mouth and said, "Eat!"

Gu Erdan: ""

Gil plus egg: ""

So what else?

eat chant.

Go, go, go!

"Mmmm, delicious!"

"Hey, it smells so good."

"belch"

Looking at the three "overlords of the west of the city" who were reincarnated like starving ghosts, the two cats looked at each other in blank dismay, and felt that the painting style was not quite right.

Of course, it's not all the fault of Taoyuan Sanyingjie, Cheng Hai's attitude towards his own people is quite good.Before destroying the supermarket, he deliberately brought back several bags of high-end cat food for the two cats.

Although the shops in Xicheng District were not affected, these cats did not know where high-end cat food was sold.

In order to grab food, the three brothers almost turned against each other.

The image that Gu Erdan has been talking about has been thrown out of the blue by him.

"Don't rob me, there are more"

The beautiful short cat was ashamed, only felt that these three cats were more ashamed than himself.

"Ahem, I'm sorry."

After he was full of water and food, Gu Erdan touched his belly, wiped his mouth, and burped unapologetically.

"belch"

"Hahaha"

Xu Qiufan laughed so hard that he was rolling in the cat litter, wishing he could immediately return to his original size and run up to masturbate.

This is the overlord of the Xicheng District?

Loved it.

"presumptuous"

One Egg wanted to shout loudly, but he felt a little guilty.

Cannibalism is soft, and his eldest brother seems to be a little bit ashamed.

"Don't be rude."

The pastoral cat was like Xu Qiufan, who immediately changed into a cute and cute new sitting posture.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Gu Erdan coughed hard, trying to hide his embarrassment.

When he raised his head again, his gaze had returned to normal, as if nothing had happened.

The two brothers of One Egg looked at each other, showing pride again.

This is their eldest brother, the old bastard who is not surprised at all.

Correction, Taoyuan Sanjie City West, I made a mistake yesterday too late.

Chapter 1 Let's Rise!Burning Legion!

In the brightly lit room, the host and guest sat at opposite ends with solemn expressions.

The first person to speak was Gu Erdan, the overlord from the west of the city and the elder brother of the Three Heroes of Taoyuan.With a smile on his face, he said respectfully and politely: "I have heard of your name for a long time, and it is an honor to meet you today. It is a great honor for Erdan."

"The wild cat in Hagi Sea is lazy by nature. General Lu Meng came here in vain, and I am ashamed."

The pastoral cat answered fluently, and couldn't help admiring One Egg and Gilga Egg.

This female cat is not simple, the words she speaks are harder to understand than those of her elder brother.

Gu Erdan's smiling face froze, and his tail unnaturally swept a few circles on the ground, barely figured out the meaning of the garden cat, then smiled brightly again, and said: "Dare to ask the name of the master?"

"puff!"

Xu Qiufan couldn't hold back again, and laughed out loud.

I don't even know the name of the person, but I have heard the name of the public for a long time.

That's the so-called good form but not good spirit, so it's better to speak well.

"It's disgusting"

Chen Wanshi clamped her legs tightly, and kept rubbing her knees.

Why was she the only one who couldn't understand what the cat was saying?

She really wants to hear it too!

Angry.

When you look back, you must pester Cheng Hai for help, otherwise you will always feel that you have missed a lot of fun things.

After all, who doesn't like teasing cats?

"The little girl's name is Zhuge Chunhua, and the general's concern for the people and the country is beyond words, but she came here for the matter of King Hui?"

pastoral cat

No, Zhuge Chunhua's eyes are full.

When Gu Erdan heard this, he couldn't help being solemn, cupped his hands and said, "Please sir, please explain."

Zhuge Chunhua closed her eyes and pondered for a while, then stroked her hands and said, "Since the Siamese cat transformed the world, all the cats in the world have no leader. The Gray King's prestige is not as high as that of the Siamese cat, but he has the advice of an expert and has taken the lead. Today The Gray King has hundreds of people, and he has a third-level leader to command the princes. This is really irresistible. Siamese cats occupy the north of the city. Although there are few soldiers and horses, but the people's hearts are attached, this can be used as aid but not. The princes rise up together, but they are all mobs, and they will be destroyed in a short time, so there is nothing to worry about."

Gu Erdan was listening with great interest, but Zhuge Chunhua suddenly stopped and looked at him meaningfully.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my performance?"