I want to kill a god before I die

Upstairs, the anxious exam has reached a fever pitch.

"time up!"

The chubby invigilator snapped his fingers, and each candidate's test paper automatically flew in his direction.

"It's only 10 minutes!" Long Yiyang patted the table and said.

Even if there are only multiple-choice and fill-in-the-blank questions, it will take about four to 10 minutes for the top students to finish it!

The fat teacher sneered, and said, "Our school advocates elite education. If you can't finish it in 10 minutes, you don't deserve to be in our class!"

""

The students were very angry, but they dared not speak out.

Seeing everyone's well-behaved appearance, Fat Teacher sat down contentedly and quickly corrected the papers.

But within a few seconds, his brows frowned, showing dissatisfaction.

"What's going on? Can such a simple question be wrong?" Fat teacher said dissatisfied.

When everyone heard the words, they couldn't help but get agitated.

There are a total of [-] points in the test paper, and they must get [-] points to pass, and the previous questions are relatively simple, if they are all wrong

After changing it for a while, the fat teacher raised his head with a bad expression and said, "Who is Long Yiyang?"

"arrive"

Long Yiyang trembled.

"Come up, take a look at this question!"

The fat teacher was furious, and called Long Yiyang to his side.

"2X times 3X is such a simple question, how did you calculate 6X?!"

"Oops!"

Long Yiyang's heart skipped a beat.

The light here is too dark, coupled with nervousness, I originally wanted to choose a 6X square, but it turned out to be wrong.

"23, that should be 5! Choose C for this question, 5X!"

"what?"

"Huh?" 2

"Huh?" 3

"Huh?" 4

The children next to me were stunned.

Multiplication becomes addition. Is this the legendary elite education?

Loved it.

"and this!"

Fat teacher pointed to another question and said sternly, "What is nine times nine?"

"Nine nine 81?"

Long Yiyang looked confused.

"Which teacher told you?!" The fat teacher slapped the table.

"Ah?!"

"Ninety-nine return to one, can't you remember?!"

The fat teacher roared angrily, "I will forget what I taught in yesterday's class today, you guys are the worst class I have ever taught!"

""

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing where to start complaining.

This guy just wants them to die!

"Fuck your mother's fart!"

A scholar can be killed but not humiliated.If this continues, no one will be able to pass the test, so Long Yiyang simply couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed loudly: "You open the textbook and look at the table of formulas, and return to one, is your math taught by your PE teacher? !"

"What's wrong with the physical education teacher? Look down on my physical education teacher?"

The fat teacher put her hips on her hips, and her tone was quite proud: "Those who can do more work, I am not only a teacher of physical education and mathematics, but also a teacher of Chinese and English!"

People: ""

It's really a physical education teacher.

"Misunderstand the students! Misunderstand the students! If you teach this class like this, if anyone passes the exam, there will be ghosts!" Long Yiyang said angrily.

If you can't beat it, then scold. If this guy tries to reason with you, it may give you a chance.

"How not!"

The fat teacher took out the test paper at the bottom, and retorted: "Isn't this someone who got fifty points?"

"???"

These words made everyone dumbfounded. When they stepped forward to take a look, they immediately turned their attention to Li Feng, the owner of the test paper.

Li Feng blushed, touched the back of his head in embarrassment and said: "Don't look at me, although my usual grades are not good, but I can't deny my hard work."

"Grass!"

"Twenty-five boys!"

Everyone spat out a mouthful of old blood, but Long Yiyang's breath stuck in his throat, and he almost couldn't swallow it.

This kind of reform method can get fifty points, it is really a talent!

"What's the matter? Have nothing to say?"

The fat teacher looked at them contemptuously, as if I broke my heart for you but you didn't appreciate it.Then he straightened his face and raised his volume a bit.

"Those who fail, follow me to the Department of Political Affairs and Education."

The momentum of the protest was suppressed, and the three of Long Yiyang couldn't find an excuse to refute for a while, so they could only resign themselves to their fate.

But just as they were about to leave, three people walked in at the door.

"Senior You Zhu!"

When the students saw it, their faces were filled with joy.

After all, that is the omnipotent Ji Youzhu in their eyes!

"Who are you?" Fat teacher frowned.

"I?"

Cheng Hai put his hand on Cheng Yiyi's head and replied, "Student's parent."

"This is high school!"

The fat teacher looked like you were kidding me.

"Oh, sorry."

Cheng Hai glanced at Ji Youzhu, put his hand on her head, and said again: "Student's parent."

Ji Youzhu: ""

Long Yiyang: ""

Li Feng: ""

There is a feeling of image collapse.

The fat teacher's face was uncertain, but he still accepted the setting.

"Then why does this parent come here?"

"My Daughter"

Cheng Hai paused, looked at Ji Youzhu, pretended not to see her resentful eyes, and said: "My daughter complained that their teachers are too poor, so I came here to take a look."

"Too bad?"

The fat teacher seemed to have been touched against the scales, glaring at Ji Youzhu and said: "It's obvious that she didn't study hard, so she has the nerve to blame the teacher!"

The frightening aura made Ji Youzhu involuntarily stand behind Cheng Hai, remembering the fear of being dominated by a ghost.

"what are you doing!"

Cheng Hai yelled angrily, turned around and pressed Ji Youzhu's head on his shoulder, and scolded: "Look, you scare the child, do you still have the virtue of a teacher?!"

The fat teacher was taken aback and apologized repeatedly.

"what!!!"

Ji Youzhu roared silently, and buried his face into Cheng Hai's chest.

Several students of Hagi Hai College were stunned.

"never mind!"

Cheng Hai grabbed Ji Youzhu's head with both hands, pushed her aside, and said to the fat teacher, "I came today to see if you, teacher, have the qualifications to teach!"

"what?"

Chapter 86 Wen Dou

"I have the qualifications to teach."

The fat teacher ran back to the podium and looked through it, and found a teacher qualification certificate.

Cheng Hai: ""

This guy is surprisingly serious in a strange place.

"That's not what I meant." Cheng Hai denied.

"Then you are"

To the parents of the students, Fat Teacher's tone was quite respectful.

"Your school's enrollment rate has been ranked at the bottom of the city for five consecutive years, 10 points lower than the next-to-last one. Especially in this class you lead, the only student who passed the college entrance examination didn't even get the second one!"

Cheng Hai's eyes were cold, and the fat teacher was sweating profusely, and lowered his head.

Cheng Hai glanced at Ji Youzhu, then looked back, and continued: "So I want to see if it's your problem or my child's problem."

"what!!!"

Ji Youzhu covered his face again.

so shameful

"What do you want to see?"

It was about his own reputation, and Fat Teacher's expression became serious.

"To be honest, I never went to college after graduating from high school."

Cheng Hai dragged out a stool, sat on it, and said, "So, you ask a question, and we will fight. If I can't answer your question, it proves that your education is worthless."

"No"

The fat teacher wiped the "sweat" from his forehead and asked, "You want to see my qualifications, shouldn't you give me a test?"

In this kind of competition, the answer to the question is definitely more dominant than the question.

Cheng Hai spread his hands and said, "I'm not a teacher, how could I ask questions?"

There was more sweat on the fat teacher's forehead.

"Don't worry, it's been a long time since I graduated, and I have already returned what I learned to the teacher, so don't be so nervous." Cheng Hai smiled.

It was true, because he didn't get to go to college because he felt cursed.

But this does not mean that he is illiterate, at least under the analysis of the eyes of taboo, high school difficult math problems are easy to come by.