Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty
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However, everyone couldn't help worrying about Guo Ye, and secretly sweated.It is very rare for this impromptu poem to be able to produce a top-grade masterpiece, but now Guo Ye's two poems in succession are already marvelous.
But listening to Guo Ye's words, it seemed that he would continue to improvise poems, and the meaning of the bet was not one or two. Could it be that these top-grade poems are as simple as eating and drinking in Guo Ye's eyes?
This, this, is really incredible.
Seeing the doubts in everyone's eyes, Guo Ye couldn't help laughing again, took a few sips of the wine jar in his hand, and shouted at Chen Kang and Changsun Chong: "Brother Zhongda, brother Changsun, grind and spread paper!" , I’ll let Xiao Shen, that bastard lose, be convinced today, and slap him until his face is swollen like a pig’s head!"
"Okay, let his Xiao family's reputation fill the city of Chang'an today. My eldest Sun Chong gave up his life to accompany the gentleman, and grind for Brother Guo to the end."
"Okay, Zhongda is more respectful than obedient, and is willing to record poems for Brother Guo, so that the excellent works can be passed on to future generations. Come, prepare a pen, ink, paper and inkstone again!"
Changsun Chong and Chen Kang made noises one after another, making preparations again.
Guo Ye shook the empty wine jar in his hand, and said with a smile, "I drank it up again, let's have another jar."
After finishing speaking, he bent down and picked up the burning knife on the fifth altar on the ground, and simply sat down on the ground, and started to drink with his mouth, and the whole garden was filled with the sound of drinking.
……
……
"The luminous glass of wine,
Want to drink Pipa immediately.
Drunk lying on the battlefield, Lord Grim,
How many people fought back in ancient times? "
"Okay, what a drunk lying on the battlefield Lord Grim!"
"It's a good sentence, how many people have fought in ancient times!"
"Nice poem!"
……
After a poem, it received a lot of praise, Guo Ye was unmoved by the rave reviews, but stared at Xiao Shen angrily, and shouted: "Your surname is Xiao, slap your mouth twice!"
Xiao Shen was terrified, and wanted to retreat into the crowd and deny it, but someone with good intentions had already surrounded him tightly, and he couldn't move.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Xiao Shen couldn't tolerate cheating, so he could only lower his head and slapped himself lightly twice.
"Crack, snap!"
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter.
At this time, even Pei Yuanhan, who was closest to him when he gave him bad ideas just now, backed away involuntarily, pinching his nose as if Xiao Shen was a stinky piece of shit.
And Lu Chengqing, who was wearing the same pair of trousers with him outside the gazebo, turned his head away in disgust, for fear of getting burned and implicating himself.
Seeing this, Guo Ye hummed in his heart, "You can't live if you do evil, and you won't die if you don't commit suicide. There are three hundred Tang poems. How come I have memorized dozens of them, and I will still have your big ear to eat later."
Immediately, he drank two more sips of wine, moistened his throat, and called out: "I'm inspired like a diabetes collapse, and I thought of a poem again, just listen to it!"
I just heard Guo Ye sitting on the ground playing with the wine jar, and continued to chant:
"Lanling fine wine tulips,
The jade bowl is filled with amber light.
But to make the master drunken,
I don't know where is another country. "
Guo Ye roared again: "Xiao, open your mouth twice!"
Xiao Shen's mind was already full of confusion, and being coaxed by everyone, he raised his hand and slapped himself twice.
"Crack, crack~"
"Okay, you can say it and do it, you Xiao Shen is still a person, you are not scum to the end! But, listen carefully, I am going to prepare another song."
"what?"
Xiao Shen's face was ashen, his eyeballs almost fell to the ground in shock, and he looked at Guo Ye with a pair of eyes full of panic.
Guo Ye sneered, ignored him, shook his head and said:
"Advise you to have a cup and don't say goodbye
Advise you to drink two cups, don't doubt
Advise you three cups before you know
On the face today is old yesterday,
Drunk is better than awake
long distance
The white rabbit and the red bird tend to walk together
Venus hangs the Big Dipper behind
It's better to have a glass of wine before you die. "
"Xiao's surname, slap your own mouth, don't think about cutting corners, make it heavier, twice!"
"Clap clap..."
"Also, listen carefully..."
"Clap!"
"Clap clap clap!"
"Clap clap clap!"
In the following time, all the people in the garden, besides listening to Guo Ye's shocking persuasion poems one after another, could also listen to Xiao Shen's ups and downs and endless slaps.
Every time Guo Ye finished reciting a poem, people no longer commented on it, but there would be a common voice in their hearts: "Is there any more?"
It was Guo Ye's hundred poems on wine fighting that slapped Xiao Shen...
Chapter 633
clap clap clap clap clap clap ~
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