Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

Guo Ye stood there dumbfounded, hugging Mrs. Douer and scratching his cheek with this little girl's picture, he didn't move at all.

Suddenly, Guo Ye felt a slight heat in his arms, a little damp and slightly hot, and subconsciously pulled out a hand to wipe his arms...

Nima! !

Did you pee? ?

Pee! !

Princess Dou'er actually urinated in her swaddling baby, what the hell, the movement was not small, and she urinated a large area.

Guo Ye raised Princess Dou'er slightly, and then looked at the robe on his chest, hey, little guy, you really can pee, is this because the Yellow River is flooding or something?

After a rough look, the robe on the chest was wetted by Princess Doer's urine, and a large map was drawn.

"Giggle..."

Princess Douer, who was held high by Guo Ye, let out a burst of laughter, as if she was very happy to play tricks on Guo Ye.

Guo Ye blurted out: "Smile, smile! Laugh at your father...uh..."

Before he could swear, Guo Ye resolutely shut up, this little girl is a princess, isn't calling her father a serious bully?

But now the chest is wet, and it's uncomfortable, besides, it's time to change the diaper for this little princess, right?

Immediately, Guo Ye gently called out the closed door: "Come here!"

After shouting, no one responded, even Eunuch Shun, who was guarding the door before, didn't make a sound.

Guo Ye continued to call: "Is there anyone? Come on, change the diaper for Princess Douer!"

……

Still no response!

Helpless, Guo Ye had no choice but to shout in the empty hall: "Is there anyone else? Come, come, come..."

"What are you yelling for? Shut up!!"

Suddenly, a scolding came from the north corner, and the gauze curtain was lifted, and it was the little loli just now who appeared in front of Guo Ye, pointing at Guo Ye angrily and scolding: "You dog slave, what are you barking for? No!" Knowing that Miracle Doctor Sun is there to diagnose my mother? Are you guilty of disturbing Miracle Doctor Sun and ignoring my mother's condition?"

After the scolding from the little loli stopped, Guo Ye came close to Guo Ye, and Guo Ye realized that this girl is not bad looking!

Although the appearance has not yet bloomed, but the face like a flower bone is delicate and delicate. After a few years of growth and maturity, it will naturally be a first-class beauty.

It wasn't that little face that blinded Guo Ye's eyes, but her pair of "weapons", which were as tall as big white rabbits.

In an instant, the four characters of "children's face and big breasts" appeared in Guo Ye's mind.

Little Lolita was stared blankly by Guo Ye, subconsciously hugged her chest, and scolded again: "You dog slave, what are you looking at? Believe it or not, I gouged out your eyeballs and fed them to the beasts in the beast garden? "

Guo Ye was upset when he heard this little girl with a childlike face and big breasts barking like a dog slave!

Damn, it's too bullying!

But he really didn't dare how he was?Because he heard it very clearly just now, she called His Majesty Li Er "Father Emperor", what does that mean?It means that this childish face and big breasts must be the princess of the Tang Dynasty.

No way, Guo Ye had no choice but to hold back the restless Princess Dou'er in his arms, and said, "Your Highness, Princess Dou'er just got wet, and she needs to change her diaper early, otherwise it's easy to get sick if you hold her like this! "

Tong Yan's big breasts frowned and scolded again: "Then why are you standing here stupidly? As a servant in the palace, haven't you ever learned how to change diapers?"

what?

What do you mean?

Guo Ye is angry, I'm so inferior, I actually think that I am the eunuch in the palace?Are you fucking blind?Can't you see that Lao Tzu is wearing a sixth-rank official robe for foreign ministers?

Glancing at the murderous weapon of the savage princess again, she said viciously and contemptuously in her heart, "Damn it, people eat to nourish their brains, but you eat to nourish your chest!"

Being regarded as a eggless eunuch with no crotch, and being treated as a princess with a childlike face and big breasts, Guo Ye felt extremely insulted.

He gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "Princess, I am a foreign minister, and I was ordered by His Majesty to enter the palace to face the saint. It just so happened that His Majesty was in a hurry to enter the bedroom to visit the queen, so he asked the foreign minister to hold Princess Dou'er for a while! Minister, it is definitely not the inner... ...waiter...tai...supervisor!!!"

"what?"

Tong Yan's big breasts exclaimed, and looked at Guo Ye's whole body again, and found that Guo Ye's dress was indeed not that of an eunuch, and he couldn't help being embarrassed for a while.

Standing on the spot was awkward for a while, not knowing what to do.

"No book, why are you yelling outside?"

Suddenly, His Majesty Li Er came out slowly from the direction of the North Point bedroom. Seeing that his expression had disappeared from the anxiety just now, he strolled leisurely to Guo Ye and the others, and said with a smile, "Guo Qing, I kept you waiting!"

As he said that, he turned his head and asked the childlike big breasts next to him: "Wu Shu, what were you yelling outside just now? Are you bullying someone again?"

Tong Yan's big breasts were obviously afraid of His Majesty Li Er, he shook his head and waved his hands repeatedly: "Father, I did not bully anyone, it's just that the lord said that Douer peed, and my daughter just cares about my sister!"

His Majesty Li Er was surprised, and hurriedly took Princess Dou'er from Guo Ye, touched the crotch of her pants, and laughed again: "Hahaha, my Dou'er is so bold, he dared to urinate on a stranger. Well, yes, she has the guts and guts, she resembles me in this way!"

Damn, what kind of logic is this?

Guo Ye secretly glanced at His Majesty Li Er who was laughing, then glanced at the childlike big breasts who were talking nonsense with their eyes open, feeling depressed for a while, why are the father and daughter of the Li family so weird?

His Majesty Li Er handed Princess Dou'er to Princess Tongyan with big breasts, and said: "No books, be good, take your sister to the bedroom, and ask the maid next to your mother to wipe Dou'er and change into clean clothes and diapers."

Tong Yan's big breasts didn't say a word, immediately took Princess Dou'er and hugged her tightly, turned around and ran into the bedroom without stopping for a moment.

His Majesty Li Er looked at the childlike big breasts staggering and hugging Princess Douer, and laughed and cursed again from behind: "Slow down, slow down, don't fall down!"

It wasn't until the two sisters had completely entered the bedroom under the gauze curtain that His Majesty Li Er comforted Guo Ye: "Guo Qing, don't worry about it, my Princess Gaoyang, I have been used to being a villain since I was a child. He must have wronged Guo Qing just now, right?"

"Princess Gao Yang?"

Guo Ye asked in a suspicious voice, "Your Majesty, I just heard you call her Wushu, how did she become Princess Gaoyang?"

"Oh, oh, haha." His Majesty Li Er explained with a smile, "Princess Gaoyang is just her title. She has reached the age of Ji, so she will naturally be named a princess. As for the lack of books, I just gave her a small title. Nickname. It’s also my fault for the nickname. Don’t be afraid of Guo Qing’s jokes. This princess is really self-willed since she was a child. She doesn’t like reading at all. She really deserves the nickname of Wushu. Sigh..."

His Majesty Li Er sighed so melancholy, but Guo Ye's heart was like a turbulent sea. Damn it, this girl with big breasts is actually the famous Princess Gaoyang?

Fang Yiai must be familiar to everyone, the famous Green Hat King of the Tang Dynasty in the history books.

And this Princess Gaoyang was the princess whom Emperor Taizong married into Fang Xuanling's mansion and betrothed to Fang Yiai.

It was this childlike, big-breasted and restless Princess Gao Yang who fulfilled Fang Yiai's reputation as the number one cuckold king in the history of the Tang Dynasty!

孽 孽!

Guo Ye had a headache for a while, and unexpectedly met Princess Gaoyang here, but he didn't expect such a childish face with big breasts.