Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty
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Guo Ye let out a strange cry and almost threw the two bottles in his hand on the ground. He yelled in pain, "Li Chunfeng, what the hell is this? Why is it so smelly and disgusting?"
"Puchi~"
Seeing Guo Ye's embarrassment at this time, Li Chunfeng showed a triumphant smile, full of revenge and hatred.
Yuan Tiangang, who also saw Guo Ye's embarrassment, asked Li Chunfeng in puzzlement: "Disciple, what did you put in the bottle for your uncle?"
Guo Ye immediately put the cork back into the mouth of the bottle, as if being played by Li Chunfeng, and looked at Li Chunfeng angrily.
Grandma, dare to bully me!
Li Chunfeng automatically ignored Guo Ye's eyes that were enough to kill him instantly, and replied respectfully to Yuan Tiangang: "Master, didn't we meet an ascetic monk from the Western Regions near Hexi last year? I wonder if the master still remembers it?"
Yuan Tiangang recalled it thoughtfully, nodded and said: "You mean that ascetic monk from the Western Regions who came from Gaochang State in the Western Regions on foot, practiced barefoot, and brought this colorful tiger by his side? How could I not remember it as a teacher? The master also debated with him about the allusion about the dispute between Taoism and Buddhism, right?"
Li Chunfeng hummed, and replied: "That's right, it's the ascetic monk from Gaochang Kingdom in the Western Region!"
Guo Ye is more or less aware of the ascetic monk Li Chunfeng mentioned. According to legend, the name of the ascetic monk comes from the Buddhist holy land Tianzhu (India). It is a kind of Buddhist monk. .
The so-called ascetic practice means heat in the Sanskrit language of Tianzhu.Because the climate in Tianzhu is generally hot, these monks used heat as the main means of asceticism in order to achieve the state of self-control, self-discipline, and rejection of material and physical temptations.Therefore, ascetics are also called ascetics or ascetics.
They are truly fearless among Buddhist monks.
Just when Guo Ye's thoughts were floating, Yuan Tiangang suddenly came to his senses and asked in surprise: "Oh, I see, could it be that this bottle is filled with the excrement and urine of the tiger carried by the ascetic monk in the Western Regions? No wonder it is so smelly and disgusting. Angry!"
Li Chunfeng didn't answer any further, but the uncontrollable smile on his face had already betrayed his true inner thoughts and confirmed Yuan Tiangang's guess.
Hearing what Yuan Tiangang said, Guo Ye almost ran away in anger, and cursed angrily: "Li Chunfeng, you bastard, you let me smell the tiger's excrement, you, you bastard. You are disrespectful to my uncle. What's on your mind?"
Guo Ye mouthed one uncle and another bastard, and the muscles on Li Chunfeng's handsome face twitched involuntarily.
There is no better way to know a son than a father, and no better way to know an apprentice than a teacher.
At this time, Yuan Tiangang obviously guessed that Li Chunfeng's actions were indeed suspected of teasing Guo Ye, but the real intention was indeed to help Guo Ye.
Immediately, he cleared his doubts and said: "Junior Guo, don't get angry, Chunfeng's temperament is exaggerated, but his intention is still good. Junior brother, think about it, if you smear the tiger's feces in this bottle on a good dog, the snow mountain What will be the effect when the lions play against it?"
Ok?
When Yuan Tiangang said this, Guo Ye calmed down immediately, and used tiger feces and urine to smear the dog on the dog to deal with the Tibetan mastiff?
There was a saying in the dog fighting arena of later generations: "Three Tibetan mastiffs can kill a tiger."
These words are intended to highlight the ferocity and toughness of the Tibetan Mastiff and to confirm its status as the overlord of fighting dogs.
However, from another aspect, it also shows that no matter how fierce and aggressive the Tibetan mastiff is, it is far from a tiger's opponent when it comes to fighting alone.
The animal world is a very mysterious world, and they are born with the understanding of the law of the jungle, strength comes first, and the strong respects.
Similarly, they will have an unprecedented fear of their natural enemy nemesis.
Just like a pack of wolves, even though they are aggressive and aggressive, they will never provoke lions, and they will never take the initiative to attack lions.This is their nature, a subconscious fear of the natural enemy nemesis, and it can also be said to be an inherited fear.
In the same way, even if Tibetan mastiffs are good at fighting and ferocious, they will not take the initiative to provoke tigers, because there is a kind of inheritance in their subconscious telling them that actively attacking and provoking natural enemies is tantamount to suicide.
The tiger's fighting ability and ferocity rank first in the entire animal world.
Someone once did an experiment in which a Tibetan mastiff of the same size and a wild leopard, the brother of a tiger, were put together to bite and fight each other.At the beginning, the melee was inextricable, and after only 5 minutes, the Tibetan mastiff was covered in blood, while the wild leopard was the final winner even though it was injured.
This is true of wild leopards, not to mention tigers that are slightly better than wild leopards?
If the Tibetan mastiff is a domestic beast, then giant carnivorous animals such as tigers, lions, and leopards are undoubtedly natural beasts.
No matter how powerful the domestic animals are, how can they compete with wild beasts that have survived tenaciously in harsh environments?
……
Guo Ye secretly thought, if the tiger's excrement and urine are smeared on the dog, so that the Tibetan mastiff can smell the natural enemy's nemesis beast from a distance, maybe it can really have a deterrent effect.
In an instant, an idiom popped up in Guo Ye's mind, "A fox pretends to be a tiger!"
Even if it is a fox pretending to be a tiger, so what if it can get the effect?Originally, I was a person who did not play cards according to common sense.
Immediately, Guo Ye carefully put away the two porcelain vases, put them beside him, nodded silently, and said, "It really makes sense. This thing is indeed a good thing!"
"Ha ha……"
Yuan Tiangang stroked his silver beard and let out a long laugh.However, Li Chunfeng, who was beside Guo Ye, gave Guo Ye a blank look, and muttered, "I really don't know good people, who was swearing just now?"
Li Chunfeng's righteous indignation was hard to appease, Guo Ye felt guilty, so he could only lick his dog's face and said with a mean smile: "Don't be angry, my nephew. Those who don't know are not guilty, are they?"
After a cheap laugh, Guo Ye asked again: "But I'm curious, how could my nephew collect this kind of garbage, oh no, such a weird thing?"
Li Chunfeng didn't answer, but Yuan Tiangang replied: "Junior Brother, I don't know, these strange things may be worthless in the eyes of the world, and they sneered at them. But for us Taoists, they are all good things for alchemy!"
Guo Ye frowned when he heard the words, and said in surprise, "Ang? Brother Yuan means that you know how to make alchemy?"
Yuan Tiangang nodded with a smile, flicked the whisk in his hand, and pretended to be humble for a while: "Small tricks, just understand a little bit!"
Li Chunfeng gave Guo Ye another contemptuous look, and hummed, "As a Taoist, one can cultivate the inner golden elixir, the way of longevity. How can my master not understand the outside art of alchemy? The elixir is divided into pills." Pills, powders, used to save the world, or diseases, or exorcising evil spirits, or suppressing demons..."
Li Chunfeng's contempt is contempt, it was Guo Ye who popularized the Taoist alchemy.
Uh……
After listening to the words of the two masters and apprentices, Guo Ye suddenly had an idea, and asked anxiously: "Then senior brother Yuan can refine stimulants?"
"Stimulants???"
A big pimple frowned on Yuan Tiangang's slack brows, and he asked with great difficulty: "What is this stimulant? Is it also the pills made by my Taoist school? Could it be that this was also passed down by the master in the dream, by the master? "
Guo Ye spat secretly, "Damn it, there's no such thing as doping at this time."
Immediately, he immediately changed his words and explained: "Uh, this stimulant is the kind that, once taken, will greatly stimulate the nerves in a short period of time, keep the nerves in a highly excited state, and increase explosive power..."
Now, it was Guo Ye's turn to popularize prohibited drugs and stimulants to the master and apprentice. The master and apprentice were once again dumbfounded, with their mouths wide open, as if they could swallow a goose egg alive.
Chapter 459 Promulgating the decree, passing on to the same sect
Listening to Guo Ye's science popularization about the effect of stimulants, Yuan Tiangang twisted his beard and began to think for himself.
Li Chunfeng interrupted and said, "Could it be that you want to use this stimulant in the dog fighting competition?"
Guo Ye nodded and said: "Of course! As long as you give this thing to the dog, it will be on the verge of going berserk in a short time. At that time, add these two things to the body—"
As he said that, Guo Ye pointed to the two white-glazed porcelain vases placed beside him, and said, "Hey, even if you face a snow-capped lion, you're not a tiger but you look like a tiger, right?"
"But this competition of taking medicine is obviously a fraud and cheating? Isn't the victory unwarranted?" Li Chunfeng shook his head in disapproval.
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