Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

Guo Ye's mind was confused, and he only heard Ma Yuanju say: "No, I heard that you are in the calligraphy class, so I volunteered to help His Majesty relieve your worries. I know that although you are ignorant, you have skills in your heart. Ah. In addition to the male thieves and female prostitutes, there are also crooked tricks and evil tricks. With you here, I feel relieved."

"what?"

Guo Ye shouted in surprise: "Don't, don't, don't worry too much. Ma, you are too fucking flattering me. I can't do this, so please ask someone else. It’s a matter of the face of the two countries, they must be well prepared, and I, Guo Ye, can’t deal with it.”

For Ma Yuanju's high hat, Guo Ye respected Bumin and quickly declined.Let him compete with Duo Chiluo, a well-known genius in Tubo, and let him take the idiots in the calligraphy class to compete with the ten young geniuses in Tubo, isn't it just asking for fun?

Seeing Guo Ye's refusal, Ma Yuanju's face darkened suddenly, and he smiled bitterly: "It's useless for you to refuse any more, I have already made an oath to His Majesty, if the king is humiliated, the subject will die!"

Guo Ye was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?"

Ma Yuanju looked at Guo Ye for a long time, with a resolute and generous expression on his face, and said in a deep voice: "The meaning is very simple, as long as the calligraphy class is defeated by the ten-member group led by Duo Chiluo, the Tubo Fanwai Kingdom will obviously beat us." If the Tang Dynasty ends, it will cause the Tang Dynasty to lose all face. As the king of a country, won’t your majesty not be humiliated? Then there is only one result, that is, I, Ma Yuan, are not effective in organizing affairs, and I am willing to kill myself to save a trace of Tian Khan’s reputation for your majesty. dignity!"

Damn, this is a military order!

There is no joke before, Ma Yuanju is impatient to live.

Suddenly, Guo Ye cursed: "Ma Yuanju, are you crazy? What do you think you are planning? I think you are probably out of your mind and crazy. It is not your way to share worries for His Majesty!"

Regarding Guo Ye's scolding, Ma Yuanju didn't show any regrets. On the contrary, a bit of shame appeared on his face, and he said in a low voice: "In front of His Majesty, I not only express my position for myself, but also bring you in. Guo Ye Ye, if this matter goes wrong, it's not just me, even you..."

You are a fairy!

boom!

Guo Ye jumped up immediately, stepped forward and grabbed the lapel of Ma Yuanju's chest, and shouted anxiously:

"Ma, what do you mean? You suck me to death and you want to take me with you? Damn, do you have someone like you as a friend? You're cheating!!!"

Chapter 452 The Absurd Competition

"Don't be annoyed, don't be annoyed, why are you so frizzy? You are now a majestic censor who supervises the censor."

As soon as Guo Xiaoge's violent temper came up, Ma Yuanju was also a little flustered, so he quickly comforted him and said, "You are biased in what you said. How can you say that someone Ma cheated your friend? Don't forget, if this is done Yes, there are many benefits, many benefits, Guo Ye!"

"You don't fucking fool me!!"

What Guo Ye thinks of Ma Yuanju now is that he hates it. Grandma, he dug such a big hole for his buddies as soon as they met.

In his opinion, the group of dandies in the calligraphy and learning class are all prodigals who eat, drink, and have fun. It is harder than letting a rooster lay an egg if they want to win the Laoshizi Tubo youth genius group.

Not to mention winning the opponent for sure, there is no chance of getting lucky.

When the time comes to lose the competition, His Majesty Li Er will be furious, and no one will be able to eat and walk around.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Guo Ye shouted angrily: "You've said that the little prince in Tubo is so red, and that boy genius group of [-] who are talking nonsense, are you a fart? Lose, lose! At that time, His Majesty will lose face and blame us, let alone the benefits and benefits, you and I will eat melons!"

After yelling, Guo Ye's displeased face flushed a little, and he was panting heavily. Obviously, even if he scolded Ma Yuanju, he still couldn't vent his anger.

Ma Yuanju didn't rush, as if Guo Ye's excitement this time was all in his expectation.

I saw Ma Yuanju slowly sitting back on the stone pier, glanced at Guo Ye with a little contempt, and hummed: "When did you see that I, Ma Yuanju, did something that I was not sure about?"

hold head high?

Hearing the other party's abrupt words, Guo Ye thought to himself, seeing that you don't care about it, don't you think you are sure of victory?

In just one sentence, Guo Ye's mania was successfully transferred to cool down, and he sat back on the big rock calmly, listening to Ma Yuanju's next words quietly.

I only heard Ma Yuanju say: "You don't even know anything about Duo Chiluo's ten-member Tubo regiment coming to Chang'an for a competition, so how can you say that you will lose?"

Guo Ye replied: "What else can we compete with? Since you have said it all, this little prince of Tubo is proficient in the poems and songs of our Han people, the Four Books and Five Classics, and their group of ten is studying the culture of our Han family. The competition is fighting poems, and the couplets. Could it be possible to come to Chang'an to fight cocks and dogs with us?"

"Hey, you're really right!" Ma Yuanju yelled suddenly, and said, "They came this time to find the calligraphy class of the Imperial College to fight dogs. Otherwise, you think it's just fighting poetry. Son, I will ask you to help?"

After saying that, he looked at Guo Ye with naked disdain again.Obviously, from Ma Yuanju's tone and expression, Guo Ye understood and understood that this guy was mocking himself for being ignorant, illiterate, and an idiot.

Grandma's, it's really uncomfortable to be looked down upon by others!

But now he has no time to quarrel with Ma Yuanju, and he is more concerned about the Tubo little prince Duo Chiluo bringing people to Chang'an this time, and he is here to fight dogs!

Dog fighting, your sister, the dandy's specialty is walking dogs and fighting cocks, what is this young Tubo prince doing?

Is there really going to be a showdown between the Tubo dandy and the Tang dandy?

Seeing that Guo Ye surprisingly didn't answer back, Ma Yuanju was stunned instead, and could only continue to say, "They came to Chang'an to fight dogs this time. How could I, Tang Dynasty, give up easily? I saw His Majesty was upset about this matter, and thought that you are usually good at stealing tricks, so I took the initiative to agree to this matter, and relieved His Majesty's worries."

"I'm stupid, how do you talk?"

After listening to Ma Yuanju's words, Guo Ye calmed down and didn't have much time to fart. He was unhappy again and said, "Who is good at stealing tricks? Ma, I don't want you to insult people like this. I'm sneaking again. You, you are an old bastard full of men and women!"

With Guo Ye's poisonous tongue, he considers himself number two, and no one dares to admit that he is number one.

Ma Yuanju's scalp felt numb when he heard it, and he secretly regretted what he said just now, and comforted him again and again: "Don't worry, don't worry, it was a slip of the tongue just now, a slip of the tongue!"

After a few words of comfort, Ma Yuanju changed the subject and said, "Think about it, our national power in the Tang Dynasty is far greater than that of Tubo, but the scarcity of war horses, the Tubo people overwhelm us, this is well known. Do you really think that Tubo is more Chiluo Is the dog fighting purely for fun and competition? This is obviously written by his brother Songtsen Gampo, who wants to use this dog fighting competition to remind us and even humiliate us!"

Guo Ye immediately woke up and said, "You mean, the Tubo people want to tell us that not only the war horses of the Tubo Kingdom are stronger than our Tang Dynasty, but their Tubo dogs are also stronger than our Tang Dynasty. Is that what you mean?"

Ma Yuan raised his head and replied, "That's right, that's exactly what it means!"

Guessing the real intention of the Tubo people, Guo Ye also looked angry and said, "Damn, it's really deceiving! Could it be that Songtsan Gampo, the king of Tubo, was not afraid of angering our Tang emperor, and sent troops to attack the Tubo kingdom. , Extinguish it, is it a bitch?"

"There are too many things involved between the two countries. How can it be as simple as you imagined?" Ma Yuanju shook his head and said, "Besides, if His Majesty becomes angry and sends troops to attack the Tubo Kingdom because of a dog fighting match, it will make us Tang Dynasty What do you think of the other neighboring countries? Great Tang, a land of etiquette, His Majesty is honored as the Khan of Heaven, isn’t there enough capacity for this?”

Damn, listening to Ma Yuanju's explanation, Guo Ye rolled his eyes again. He didn't want to lose face by losing the competition, and he wanted to pretend to be a big boss. His Majesty Li Er really doesn't care about face in general.

It is still a big country, a country of etiquette, don't the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty understand the simple truth that a weak country has no diplomatic relations?Just one sentence, if you don't accept it, just do it, fight!

I really don't know what to think about engaging in so many vain and uneconomical things.

However, then again, it is a fact that the war horses of the Tubo people are stronger than those of the Tang Dynasty.

But the Tibetan Mastiff is also powerful. The Tibetan Mastiff is famous for its fierceness and bravery!

Thinking of this, Guo Ye couldn't help asking: "How many Tibetan mastiffs did the Tubo mission bring here?"

"Tibetan Mastiff?"

Guo Ye hesitated for a while, but immediately understood, and asked, "You mean the snow-mountain lion, a fan dog native to Tubo, right? Huh, you even know this? It seems that I really did not find the wrong person this time, you The kid does have some skills."

Hearing Ma Yuanju's words, Guo Ye realized that Tibetan mastiff was just a general term for later generations. It is not called Tibetan mastiff nowadays. People in Tang Dynasty call it Fangou, Tibetans respectfully call it Snow Mountain Lion, and Tibetan lamas love it as guardian dog.

Seeing that Ma Yuanju was putting on a high hat again, Guo Ye automatically put his left ear in and out of his right ear, and asked, "Seriously, how many snow mountain lions did they bring this time? Let me tell you, the snow mountain lions are huge. They are ferocious and combative by nature, not something our Datang dogs can fight. I still say the same thing about this match, hang up!"

Ma Yuanju thought to himself, nonsense, why do you still need to win?Just because I was suspended, I asked you, a kid full of sinister tricks, to help me.

Then he said: "They are already on the way, and there are probably about ten of them. How about a dog fighting method, we will not know until the Tubo mission enters Chang'an and discuss it. But I believe that you will definitely have a way for us in Tang Dynasty The one who won the dogfight, right?"