Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

Seeing Cheng Huaiyi doubting himself, Guo Ye rolled his eyes and hummed: "Look at it yourself, normal horse manure is in lumps, and look at the current horse manure, it's as thin as batter. If you don't believe it, You can get off the horse and dip in some horse dung to smell it, to ensure that the smell of horse dung is pungent and pungent, which is different from normal horse dung balls."

"I bah~~"

Cheng Huaiyi spat, as if he had eaten two mouthfuls of horse dung, and spat, "Master, I'm full? Why do you eat horse dung if you have nothing to do?"

"Don't add trouble to Huaiyi!"

Changsun Yumo interrupted Cheng Huaiyi's babbling, turned to look at Guo Ye, and asked in surprise: "From your point of view, these horse dung should belong to Xiao Ting's crotch horses. Could it be that you mean, Xiao Ting Are their black horses loose?"

Guo Ye nodded his head heavily, and replied in a very pretentious manner: "Of course!"

The eldest grandson Yumo was overjoyed immediately, and shouted excitedly: "Really?"

Guo Ye knew that this guy was already suffering a lot, and he didn't want to entertain him anymore, so he said firmly: "It's true!"

"Great!"

The eldest grandson Yumo straightened his waist suddenly, and shouted happily: "Damn, as long as their mounts have loose stools, they will run slowly or even fail to run. After a long period of loose stools, they will collapse and collapse. Haha, without the horses under the crotch, They still play qiju. Are they running on foot and playing qiju with us?"

Excited, Changsun Yumo suddenly remembered Guo Ye's words and asked, "Could it be that this is the strategy you said to defeat the enemy?"

Guo Ye maintained a calm and composed look again, and nodded reservedly to express his affirmation.

Qin Huaiyu on the side interjected: "It still doesn't work. Without these four tall dark horses, it won't affect the overall situation at all. For this competition, the Kamikaze Juju Club has already dispatched all members. The entire Juju Club plus the reserve horses, let alone There are also twenty horses. They can put on horses that don't have diarrhea!"

After Qin Huaiyu finished speaking, before the elder Sun Yumo asked, Guo Ye had already smiled mysteriously and said, "I'll tell you, is there not a single horse in the Juju club that doesn't run loose?"

"what?"

At this time, even Qin Huaiyu couldn't calm down anymore, Na Na asked: "Could it be that you did it secretly?"

Guo Ye heard the words but did not express his position, neither admitting nor denying.

Suddenly, Cheng Huaiyi, who had been staring at the horse dung, suddenly realized, and shouted: "I see, you must have gone to the kamikaze club to prescribe medicine last night, right? Let me guess, yes, you must have been there last night Crotons are mixed in their horse feed, right? Only when crotons are mixed in the forage, the horses won’t notice it!”

"Shh!!!"

Guo Ye hurriedly pouted his mouth to shush him, gave him a hard look, and shouted: "Your surname is Cheng, you have to make it known to the world to be satisfied, don't you?"

Although Cheng Huaiyi's guess was not accurate, he had almost guessed it. He yelled so loudly that Guo Ye was really shocked.

That's right, it was Croton that he asked Zhenniang to buy.

Croton, this is a natural and pollution-free good thing. A proper amount of croton mixed with traditional Chinese medicine can play the role of clearing the intestines and excreting constipation.

As the saying goes, extreme things will be reversed, too much is too late, it is true that it is not unreasonable.

If the amount of croton is too large, it will have the opposite effect, and the gurgling stream will naturally become a flood, and diarrhea will have to be brought to grandma's house.

……

Cheng Huaiyi was stopped by Guo Ye's shout, and then he was stared at by Changsun Yumo and Qin Huaiyu, and then he stopped.

Sitting on the back of the horse, he bent down, picked up the cane on the ground, and then praised Guo Ye: "Guo, you are awesome, you can think of such a dirty trick, I am convinced!"

Guo Ye was speechless for a while, damn it, is this a compliment or a detriment?

Qin Huaiyu didn't speak, but secretly sighed in his heart, what Huaiyi said was right, this trick is bad enough and sinister enough!

On the contrary, Changsun Yumo's face softened more and more, and he said softly to Guo Ye: "As the saying goes, shoot the horse first, and get rid of the horses that Xiao Ting and the others rely on to gallop in the field, you really have a clever idea! Guo Ye, Even if we don't win this game, my previous promise still stands!"

Guo Ye!

This was the first time the elder Sun Yumo called Guo Ye by his name, and it was regarded as officially accepting Guo Ye into the calligraphy class.

Guo Ye shook his head lightly, and said with a smile, "If we can't beat them even when the horses are lax, then we can only blame ourselves for our incompetence!"

"Correct!"

After listening to Guo Ye's words, Chang Sun Yumo suddenly became energetic, waved the stick in his hand and said inspiringly: "Everyone, let's beat him up today, what Xiao Ting, what Kamikaze Jushe, all of them Fuck it!"

Seeing his eldest grandson Yumo's heroic appearance, Guo Ye could not help but look sideways for a while when he opened his mouth to swear and say harsh words, and thought, this eldest grandson is really a bit of a villain. His identity is totally out of tune.

However, it sounded quite exciting.

Henceforth, he stopped arguing with his grandson Yumo, raised his cane, and said with a smile, "That's right, I'll beat him up today!"

"Hit his son of a bitch Xiao Ting!"

"Completely destroy the invincible myth of Kamikaze Kijusha!"

Cheng Huaiyi and Qin Huaiyu raised their sticks one after another, shouting passionately with fighting spirit.

All of a sudden, the situation of the four of them changed drastically. The onlookers, including Xiao Ting, didn't know what happened, why the four of them suddenly became so energetic.

At this time, the referee urged in the center of the field again: "Please kick off the calligraphy class as soon as possible, otherwise..."

"kick off!"

"boom!"

Changsun Yumo let out a low shout, bent over in an extremely elegant posture, swung a stick like flowing clouds and flowing water, and hit the ball into the air again.

After waving, the man has already shaken the rein like the wind and pursued it away.

The remaining three held the reins tightly at the same time, ready to urge the horse forward.

Guo Ye took the initiative to issue orders to Qin Huaiyu and the two, and shouted like the second master: "Both, attack, attack!"

"Driving~~"

"Drink~~"

For a moment, the four people in the calligraphy class were full of fighting spirit, stepping on horseshoes like a rainbow, and crushed towards Xiao Ting.

The two sides once again launched defense and offense.

……

……

After about a while, the sharp-eyed Guozijian students on the stage suddenly noticed something was wrong, and noticed subtle changes in the field, one, two, three or five...

Especially the people in the calligraphy class, they were even more stunned. What's going on?That boy Xiao Ting and the three shriveled boys from Kamikaze Society couldn't be waterproof on purpose, right?

The third fat man Li Shaozhi stood up first, and shouted unsteadily: "Look, Xiao Ting's grandson's horse can't run anymore!"

"It's not just his horse, the horses of his three companions have also run slowly, how can they be like old horses?"