Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

Yuan Tiangang sighed, and said: "If you really want to blame, blame everyone here. This is all their idea, and the old man is just an executor. Besides, this time it is against my will. I'm a victim too."

"Everyone?" Guo Ye glanced around, his heart already at eight or nine points.

I am the prince of the imperial court, and I am extremely honorable. If I want to surround my mansion without causing a strong reaction, apart from His Majesty Li Er's personal decree, it seems that only these people can do it.

They add up to be equivalent to more than half of the imperial court. To put it bluntly, these people have reached an agreement, and changing the emperor is like a joke.

He said helplessly: "No way... Is my popularity so bad?"

Li Zhidao: "You are wrong. It's not that your popularity is too bad, but your popularity is too good, and you are deeply popular. Everyone has no choice but to make such a bad plan."

"what happened?"

"To put it simply, there is something that everyone can't do anything about, and you must solve it. But you are in Jiannan Road, and you are not allowed to return to Beijing unless there is an imperial edict. As for us, we cannot invite an imperial edict. Therefore, as a last resort, we will After making such a round, I invite you back."

"Damn it!" Guo Ye couldn't help swearing, and said, "You pockmarks are not called pockmarks, you are called cheaters! I came back like this, but I risked my beheading."

"We know, but the problem is... the problem is..."

"How? Don't tell me that in your eyes, this matter is much more important than my life. "

"This..." Li Zhi lowered his head, not knowing how to answer.

Kong Yingda didn't care about that, and said: "You guessed right, we do think that your safety is not as important as that matter. This matter will make the Tang Dynasty unstable and the country unstable, and the people will be displaced. What do you say , your life is more important than these?"

Guo Ye scratched his head and said, "I'm not arguing with you. What's going on?"

Kong Yingda looked around and said, "Your Majesty has been deluded by the witch."

"My... my day!" Guo Ye didn't care about respecting the elders, and said, "Kong Shangshu, you old man should also respect your ancestors, okay?"

"What does this have to do with my ancestors?"

"You don't talk about strange powers and ghosts! Demon girl, you can really speak! Why don't you say you are a vixen? Is there a witch in this world who can confuse people's hearts? Take a step back, even if there is, the Holy Son of Heaven still has a hundred spirits to protect her Well, how did you become enlightened? Could it be that His Majesty is King Zhou of Yin?"

"Qin Wang Qiansui, please don't be angry, listen to me. At first, I also thought that the demon girl's explanation was unreliable, but there is no other explanation except this."

"That's not necessarily the case. Tell me in detail."

Yu Chigong said: "Let me tell the story. It is said that half a year ago, His Majesty went to the Jiuyi Mountain Palace to play. He went hunting because he was chasing a small deer. He chased through a mountain col After that, I suddenly found a small pool of water..."

Guo Ye said: "Could it be that there is a beautiful woman taking a bath in the small pool?"

"how do you know?"

"It really is." Guo Ye felt speechless for a while, this is the most popular bridge broken by the masses.In ancient times, a cowherd peeked at the weaver girl taking a bath, but now Li Xiaoyao meets Zhao Ling'er taking a bath by chance.

Unexpectedly, His Majesty Li Er also enjoyed the treatment of the protagonist.

He said: "As long as it's a man, who hasn't imagined such a good thing? Brother Yuchi, you took the initiative to introduce this matter, don't you think it's very enjoyable to talk about?"

"Uh... that's really the case."

"Then you go on, and then?"

"Then it will be terrible. When His Majesty sees that beautiful woman, he will be astonished as a heavenly man. If Lang has a concubine who wants to, he will have a good thing with that beautiful woman in the pool."

"Brother, I think it's better for you to wipe the halazi at the corner of your mouth before you speak."

Yu Chigong wiped it casually, and said: "I will continue to say, Your Majesty and the beauty are on the stone by the pool, this is the posture..."

cough~

Kong Yingda coughed and said, "It's better not to go into details about this kind of thing."

"But that's the one I love to tell."

"The problem is that you saw it? You made it up. If you say it again, I will impeach you for slandering your father."

"I said Kong Shangshu, you are stubborn, what's the matter?"

Kong Yingda stared and said, "Huh?"

"Okay, I won't talk about it." Yu Chigong winked at Guo Ye and said, "Tonight, you come to my house, and the two of us will have a drink together. I will explain it to you in detail, and you will enjoy it!"

Unexpectedly, his sworn brother still had a habit of telling dirty jokes, Guo Ye said helplessly: "If you really like these, I will find some classics for you. It is much better than your own random thinking. Now let's get down to business , what will your Majesty do after getting lucky with that beauty?"

"Afterwards, His Majesty tasted the marrow to know the taste, and thought of coming here once a day."

"He brought that beauty into the harem?"

"Of course not. If it was included in the harem, there would not be so many incidents later. He wanted to bring her into the palace, but the beauty refused."

"Why not?"

"She said that she came from a rough background and was not used to life in the palace, so she didn't want to leave her hometown. His Majesty had no choice but to agree. So, he sent someone to build a new palace called Jiulian Hall in Jiuyi Mountain for that beauty to live in. "

"Isn't that nice?"

"What's the matter? Since then, His Majesty has been running to Jiuyi Mountain twice in three days. It was nothing at first, but later, he became more and more infatuated with that beauty, and even stayed in Jiulian Hall."

Guo Ye said: "It's not a big deal. Your Majesty didn't spend a month or two at the Jiuyi Mountain Palace for a summer vacation. You can just treat him as a summer vacation."

"That's different. Although His Majesty is escaping from the summer heat, he still handles official duties. But since he arrived at the Nine Company Hall, he doesn't even care about official duties."

"Ah? No way?" Guo Ye said: "Your Majesty is a generation of Mingjun, how could it be possible that you don't have such concentration? Even King Zhou of Shang would not completely ignore the government, right? How beautiful is that beauty?"

Chapter 2114 Trading at a loss, three plans

Yuchi Gong said: "If you say she's pretty, she's not that beautiful, at least she's not as good as the late Empress Changsun."

"That's too strange." Guo Ye said: "Although it is said that radish and pickles have their own preferences, it should not be too outrageous. It is understandable that His Majesty's hobbies are a bit weird, but it is hard to figure out how to abandon the government for this weird hobby. .”

Kong Yingda said: "How about a witch, there is no other way to explain this... Oh, no, maybe there is another explanation."

"What explanation?"

"Or there is a kind of strange medicine in the world. After taking it, a man will change his temperament drastically, and he will give up on the woman who took the medicine. It is said that the Liao people have these strange things. King Qi, you have lived in Jiannan Road for a long time. Have you heard of it? Pass?"

"No! Absolutely not!"

Guo Ye said: "Kong Shangshu, you are really wronged if you don't write Bianwen. If there is such a thing in the world, why do you need us famous ministers and generals? A woman can be a queen with a few pills. "

"Then what reason do you think? It's neither a witch nor a miracle medicine. Is there any other explanation?"

"This..." Of course, Guo Ye couldn't explain clearly, and said, "Is this why you asked me to come back?"

Li Zhidao: "Your Majesty doesn't see foreign ministers at all now, and doesn't even issue orders. How can it be better in the long run? Everyone is at a loss, and finally thought that you have the most evil ideas, so they summoned you."